
We Don't Have Time For This
Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves
Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
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Apr 21, 2022 · 22 min- WD
Apr 14, 2022 · 34 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Um...Why Is This In My Show Bag?
This week's caller wants to know why her 2022 show bag is so... well... bullshit. #thankgodforbertiebeetle See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Apr 11, 2022 · 57 minREWIND: Get A Fkn Vasectomy, Mate!
Would it be Tuesday if there wasn’t period cups, mochas and chat about pulling out? (If you asked “of what?” you’ve got the wrong podcast). Today we do NOT have time for taking all the goddamn responsibilities for birth control for our whole damn lives. Like, when does it end? With a vasectomy, that’s when! It makes us rage, RAGE like a full-moon wolf in heat! Aaaaanyway… what is the ideal age gap for your kids? And how cute is it how we all think we can plan it down to the month. Lol, us! And would you change any of it if you could? Highly recommend a strong coffee or a double skim flat wine with this one, it gets real. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Apr 8, 2022 · 41 minREWIND: Talking shit, like, literally.
You voted, we listened! Gem's household is down with the c bug, so we're dishing up one of our top, all time fav episodes like the warm cosy comfort food Gem can't taste. Let's slide back in to the adventures at Whizzy World with some OG Gem and Revz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Apr 4, 2022 · 39 minA $6 Public Meltdown
Gem has claws, of the nail art variety and so is an expert, der. But what do you do about the shit (literally) that gets under the nail art? Eew. And while the world falls to shit, we’ve properly lost our minds. Gem had a public shaming (filmed by her mum, lol) in a mall with a screaming toddler and got “saved” by a well meaning onlooker, but did that reward some rubbish behaviour? And are tantrums modern? Or are they a tale as old as time? Then Revz is battling a weird new fear she cannot shake but absolutely needs to before she becomes #triathlon #fitspo very shortly. Then Gem has a bloody ripper of a #notspon and Revz can save you thousands on therapy. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 31, 2022 · 23 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Wage Won't Cover Daycare
This week's caller wants to go back to work but her wage wont cover daycare. Is it worth it? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 28, 2022 · 51 minFull Blown Phone Addict
Well, we're back in iso (one of us anyway) so we are coming to you remote-record stye today from two different homes. One of which was almost burned down by woo woo last week, so we get into that. Then Gem doesn't have time for phone addiction; hers' or her hubs, but Revz is still a full-blown addict, so what's the way to have the "portal" and a healthy tech-life? We get into bad behaviour at your parent's house, how we want to raise boys who still talk to us and the power of multiple young relationships. Revz almost tells us about her new love interest but gets weird and Gem has sorted Raffa's bday party (for now; stay away Covid!) We go everywhere, really, and get quite existential, as we are interrupted and distracted by the realities of life, so... basically a classic Mama catch up! Happy Tuesday from our earphones to yours. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 24, 2022 · 14 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Lunchbox Wars
Today's caller is JUST 👏🏻 DONE 👏🏻 with the lunchbox Police. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note via our Instagram DMs with you dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 21, 2022 · 47 minWhat, Is My Obstetrician Not Good Enough For You?
Gem doesn't think she should be a podcast host any more... because of her "new" "celebrity" "crush" and how she only just worked it out. Revz throws out some controversial opinions on her taste in chocolate during shark week which sparks a MAJOR FEUD that goes on too long. And then Gem is back at the annual birthday party dilemma about who you invite and don't invite and how many is too many and what if you wanna post it on INSTAGRAM? WHAT THEN? Revz is not in the mood for this and is not backwards on coming forward with her opinion. Then Revz doesn't have time for when you give a mate a recco and they aren't picking up what you're putting down (not her talking just about when Gem did this to her). Then we have a fight about lunchboxes - actual lunchboxes - not whats in them, but the nuts and bolts... ROCK AND ROLL, PEOPLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 18, 2022 · 16 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can My Twins Just Stay In Nappies?
Today's caller is weary at the thought of toilet training her twins and to that we say... DON'T??? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 14, 2022 · 52 minDoes That Feel Good, Daddy?
So, the DLs are rioting about Revz' comments on balayage and there's a mutiny happening in the Facebook group. But we are, frankly, exhausted by all the "on-edge-energy" going round and round (the world). We're calling it jet-lag with a side of whiplash. But enough of platitudes, it's Tuesday and there's shit we don't have time for; today, it's "Toxic Gratitude". Revz has very mixed feelings about this new term, which indeed may be toxic itself, but it put language around what we're all navigating at the moment... we think. We get into how the influencers are supposed to navigate this time, and how we're supposed to consume it. Then we talk about money...and how awkies it is.. until another topic takes over and we abandon it all together. True story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 10, 2022 · 22 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Getting Back On The (Dating) Horse?
This weeks caller ( A MAN, NO LESS ) is wondering about the apps, about dating, when its time and is it bullshit (spoiler alert, yes.) - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 7, 2022 · 42 minHow To Dress A Man In 10 Steps
Happy International Women's Day! It's an important, vital and reverent day, so we thought we'd talk about clothes 🤪 and the real-life Barbies in our lives; Men. We all know Gem doesn't want her husband in her bed, but did you know she does want him in certain clothes? How did she do it? ITS A TELL-ALL. Nothing like some reverse sexism on such an important day in the calendar. Also, nail art - is it something we need to get on board with? And seriously, why is it so wonderful to be a woman, despite the unending on-paper challenges? We celebrate. #notsponsored Kate - Kmart vases Gem - Beer Cartel - For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Mar 3, 2022 · 22 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Want To Outsource My Mental Load
This week's caller wants to outsource some mental load but her hubby "won't let her". - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 28, 2022 · 41 minThey Don't Sleep In The Same Bed? 😬
So Revzy is fitspo now? Gem is not convinced. Or maybe it's the botox not letting on how she really feels. (Yes, we give a botox update, no, we don't talk about bobo [the dog]). We talk about the return of travel-for-work, followed closely by bin juice and dead flower water. Then, Gem doesn't have time for the idea that sleeping in separate beds is a mark of failure - she thinks it actually might be a #lifehack we all need to explore. Revz' isn't sure, so we hash 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 out. The things we will do in pursuit of a good night's sleep, huh? speaking of, Gem tells us about a terrifying night in her childhood and omg... now a lot makes sense. Hope you've got your coffee, coffee, coffee, it's Tuesday besties! x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 24, 2022 · 19 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I discipline your jerk kid?
Today's caller is wondering if she can tell other people's kids where to go if they're being dickheads in front of her kids or if she should leave it well enough alone. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 21, 2022 · 49 minMum-Guilt: As Seen On TV
Gem; you know, Wallet Mum (phone mum) Gem, who can't cook and hates feeding kids? She has to now do lunchboxes and, LOL, it's a lot. Speaking of Domestic Dramas, Neighbours is coming to an end and Gem has some feelings about it. Then Revz doesn't have time for her 7 year old daughter's (maybe not that big of a deal) request and is wrestling with her thoughts about it. Then, Gem is majorly pissed at a particular ad on TV and we get into why it made us both so deeply uncomfortable and cranky. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're so glad you're here. - #notsponsored Kate | Yusei Body Oil Gem | Mecca Max "Off-Duty" contour and glow sticks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 17, 2022 · 24 min☎️ Bestie Hotline: Co-Habitation Hesitation
Today's caller is about to move in with her lover... "Any tips" she asks,,,ANY TIPS? - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 14, 2022 · 46 minWell Look Who's On The Apps
Gem is back from a holiday, a.k.a Parenting With A View, and she's refreshed and ready to drop-kick her kids right back where they belong ; daycare. We open that old can of worms, babysitters; just how are you supposed to get good with leaving your kids at home with a stranger, we really need to know. And well, it's Valentine's Day week, the annual shrug heard around the world, but it's prompted Revz to get back on the horse and so, guess who's on the bloody apps?! It's a jungle out there folks, but Revzy is our single girl correspondent, happy to share her stories from the OTHER SIDE. Also, a bougie af not-sponny and a Tassie nod to cocktail hour. School's back in session, besties, get amongst it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
- WD
Feb 10, 2022 · 14 min☎️ Bestie Hotline : Can I just keep my skinny jeans?
Today's caller just wants to stay in her skinny jeans please. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.