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We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

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  • Sep 12, 2022 · 53 min

    So What, I Need A Mullet Now?

    Hello all you gorgeous people, it’s Tuesday and so we’re at it again, talking each other’s ears off about life, love and female mullets. That’s right. There’s a “new” hairstyle that Gem (semi-new, lazy-girl, TikTok trend, beauty correspondent) is bringing to the table and it’s… weird? Or super cool. We don’t know. And Gem has a new family member; yep, she FOUND an Au Pair and frankly Revz is relieved. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her phone addiction and while resistant at first, Gem might actually get through to her for once on something #putdownthephone. Oh also, teddy is gonna be a costume designer and we’re all pretty excited about that. Happy SPRING VIBES besties, we’re glad to have you here with us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Sep 5, 2022 · 50 min

    Renovating, Co-Parenting & Dating, oh my!

    Well, Revz algorithm thinks she likes roller skating content, that’s weird and wait.. Gem’s too? How weird is the internet. Speaking of weird; therapy. God it’s good. Revz has a timely reminder of how important it it to keep the noggin healthy and ain't that the truth. Then, Gem has an exciting announcement that is going to be everyone’s favourite content / reno channel and no we will not be going on The Block. Then Revz is struggling with her coparenting responsibilities and she needs to call whinge FM you guys. Then The Good Mum is on holiday with Gem’s Mum and what is that about?!? Then Gem has some advice for Revz (oh god) so saddle up! Happy Tuesday Bestie boos! Not Spon: Gem : Nicole Fendle Revz : ikea sedlig spoons https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/sedlig-spoon-stainless-steel-20188586/ Upplaga Bowl https://www.ikea.com/au/en/p/upplaga-bowl-white-60438022/ Subscribe to our D&M BONUS content on Apple Podcasts: http://apple.co/wedonthavetimeforthis See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Aug 29, 2022 · 1 hr 2 min

    The Good Mum Out Here Dropping Truth Bombs

    Um, what WHAT?!? It’s a bloody special day because back by popular demand, THE GOOD MUM is here! She was gonna just listen but what a lol that idea was. And Besties we get pretty deep, but first, Claire (The Good Mum) is shitty at Revz that she hasn’t filled her in on the new (not) BF. Gem wants to talk eyebrow lamination and Claire runs us through her poddy ritual. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the sick kid work guilt THANG which we wanna know, is it just a women problem? Then Gem has received a salty DM that has set her off, but is it really the DM or does she have to face down shit she’s been sweeping under the rug. Thanks for being with us, Besties, it’s a deep and meaningful today! Not Spon: Gem : @modibodi training undies Revz : Sheike wonderland shirt https://www.sheike.com.au/collections/tops/products/wonderland-shirt Claire : Seed ribbed tank https://www.seedheritage.com/p/fitted-rib-tank/2207083001-WHISPWHTE-S-se.html?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6b-BlIzr-QIVxSMrCh1eBw-gEAQYASABEgKqB_D_BwE See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Aug 22, 2022 · 53 min

    What Are Other People Doing With Their Money?

    First up, Revzy is blushing, what’s that all about? And then, quick update on the #candlebaby clan, we have some new additions to the family and we’re feeling very special about it. Then sorry for the FOMO but the (annual?) Bestie Brunch has been upgraded to bottomless, we cannot wait to meet you all. Now, unpopular opinion, we aren’t into a certain album that everyone is trying really hard to love and does that make us old? Or out of the loop? **cue manic singing** Then Gem brings yet another trend to the table for Revz to slam. Gem doesn’t have time for the avalanche of allergies and ailments that have come her way, on top of the insane winter time illnesses. And Revzy doesn’t have time for not knowing what everyone else is doing in their lives, specifically with their sex-lives and finances. Can we all hold hands and share a little more? Or is it too awkward to open the combo. Happy Tuesday legends, we’re so happy you’re here with us. Not spons: Gem @beau.hunting Revz Becky Straight Jean from @decjuba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Aug 15, 2022 · 45 min

    Day In The Life of a F*cked Off Mum

    Ok so, there’s a new mani-style in town that Gem is all about, Revz is as suss as she is on skinny jeans and balayage but she’s open, SHE’S OPEN (she’s not open). Speaking of open, how do we feel about “vabbing”? (hint; it involves your vag and your ‘note points’). Then Gem is trying so hard to stay positive about this new rhythm in her family life but she’s at a limit and someone pass the coconut water. Then, you asked us for a day in the life and so we break it down, the whats the where’s the why-the-fucks and the who’s. Then in more episodes of Cos-You-Asked, Revz has all the intel on kids sharing a bedroom for you and GOD WE’RE HELPFUL! Not Sponsored : Gem - Play and Code app Revz - We Are Feel Good Inc Coconut Sunscreen See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Aug 8, 2022 · 45 min

    Excuse Me? Is Everyone Squirting?

    OK besties, get ready because this weeks ep is loose! First up, to kick us off Gem needs more information on how to use body oil, but spoiler alert!... she’s a fan. Then we break down the top 6 sex positions as named by @triplejthehookup and we have a lot of opinions. Side bar... how come Gem knows so much about this stuff when she is a self proclaimed prude? Then, is everyone squirting? Or is there something wrong with us!? Then we take a long leisurely stroll down Ramsay Street, aka memory lane. And Gem retails us with stories of her days on Australia’s most loved soap. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the boring unending, relentless, train of sickness plaguing…. EVERYONE. Where is the line between 100% healthy and staying home from school and is it ever ok to send your kid off with a sniffle. From snot to doggie style it's a regular Tuesday in our house! Not sponsored: @lucymneville @thebuild.com.au Also mentioned: https://yusei.com.au/collections/skin/products/dew-body-oil-100ml Palmer's Coconut Oil Formula Body Oil @triplejthehookup Most popular sex positions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Aug 1, 2022 · 43 min

    Nothing Prepares You For Marriage Post-Children

    **Ok - something weird happens with the sound at the 29 minute mark** WE’RE SORRY - we have tried to fix it. Now, first up, Boomers and technology - its not only a constant ball-ache being on the blower for tech support but also HOW do they make the tech mistakes they make? Enter Revz’ Mum with a real corker of an instagram mistake. Then.. OK INFLATION WTF. We try to come up with some genuine ways to make a bit of side cash so we can still do coffees and pilates. We say “get f*cked” many times. Then Revz doesn’t have time for her teenage baby boy. Everyday is an emotional roulette and she has no idea how to parent a boy like this. And Gem is struggling with her son actually (finally) growing up too. And then Gem wants to read a tear-jerker of a poem, doing the rounds on social media at the moment that really tugged at her marital heart-strings. Not Spon: Gem : Franks Hot Sauce Revz : Naked Sundays body makeup See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 28, 2022 · 12 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Friend I Don't Want

    Today’s caller has a kid who’s made a bestie, but the Mum… not so chill. How do you breakup with someone you just made friends with? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 25, 2022 · 1 hr

    I Can’t Be Everything to Everyone

    This week Gem’s technology has turned on her, but it’s ok because she’s now a teenager #worthit. Then ear candles have the internet divided, but where Gem stands is clear as crystal. Then we’re back here again; Gem cannot deal with her parents shade on her son’s hair. But Revz reckons it might be pushing a deeper button- but clutch-my-pearls! It might actually be time to think about Iggy having a haircut and OMG no one can deal with it. Then we have a straight out fight about astrology… and are we actually arguing the same point? You decide. Then Revz doesn’t have time for the constant tension in every area of her life and it makes us think- is the real work we have to do getting good with our own choices or is society just a bunch of c*nts? A long and deep one this Tuesday DL’s, please let us know what you think of all of our ramblings in the Facebook group. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 21, 2022 · 10 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : I Can't Get It Up For My Wedding

    This weeks caller knows she should be excited about her wedding but with a toddler and the state of the world, she can't seem to find the f*cks to give. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 19, 2022 · 47 min

    When You Realise Your Kid Is Lost

    First up, Revz is musing on a weird thing all our Mums did that she’s glad we don’t really do anymore. Then Gem is still recovering from the time she lost Raffa in Bali and we really don't have time for these moments, as Revz knows from losing teddy in Edinburgh for 45 minutes, it’s not something you quickly recover from. But Gem has lessons, LESSONS, because what else can you fucking do? Then Revz’ girl has such Main Character Energy, but it’s causing her problems in the school yard and we don’t have time for that. Not spon, OFCOURSE and some solid lols for your Tuesday. We love you DLs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Jul 11, 2022 · 50 min

    I Miss Missing My Husband

    Gem is looking snatched, like it looks like she’s actually slept and we all know she hasn’t. And she’s off on holidays, and has a lot of feels about it, including a mental reframe on her new parenting responsibilities. Then we get into the importance of missing your partner and how we’ve missed missing our most important people, thanks to COVID and lockdowns. Gem doesn’t have time for the shame around the Coles sex toys and it’s got us wondering if there is really still shame around self-pleasure? And if we ourselves are really the shame-free, sex-positive girls we want to be. Revz is hot under the collar about the mysogeny around this topic and the thought experiments are flying. Then, it’s Revz’ birthday this week and for once she’s taking charge of it. It’s scheduled within an inch of its life for HIGH VIBES in order to avoid any birthday blues. So why do we always shelve ourselves when we spend so much energy celebrating everyone else in our lives. Surely we’re worth the effort we put into, say, our Mother-in-laws? Not sponsored: Revz : Bec + Bridge Gem : Ink Spiller Home Show notes : LBDO Lube : https://www.lbdo.com/collections/the-essensuals/products/essensual-vibe?param1=googleads&gclid=Cj0KCQjw8amWBhCYARIsADqZJoWhZHPw2Rq91xdHASfzmRDzeN9PN8YAjaAfQOvqAGT_ZmmUVjriBQgaAh9nEALw_wcB Cotton On Smile Makers : https://cottonon.com/AU/smile-makers-vibrators/6332293-08.html See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.