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We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

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  • Nov 24, 2022 · 21 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : My Colleagues Shame Me For Being A Mum

    Todays caller wants to call off her judgey work colleagues. Chemist Warehouse and Centrum Kids promotional content. If you experience any issue with the product, please contact @centrum See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 21, 2022 · 53 min

    Are We At The 'Key Party' Stage of Life?

    Ok do not mention the f*kn elf. Do not! That’s all on that right now because Revz “snuck” “off” (went) to an appointment without Gem and she’s dirty. Probably because she very nearly ruined a wedding. You read that right! Maybe someone should have gentle parented her (EYE ROLL) or would that have made her a terrible, snowflake employee? Gem thinks yes maybe! and oh, Raffa wants a baby sister for Christmas. LOTS going on that we don’t have time for, thanks for being here, Queens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 14, 2022 · 52 min

    Accidental 000 Is Kinda Our Thing

    Revz is sick and it makes her give even fewer f*cks than usual so look out. Gem has had some major relief on the allergy front but Raff still made some questionable phone calls while Gem was on the shitter. Gem is lolling at the new Gambling guidelines and Revz is heading for a Gem-style massive burn out on the old work / life / parenting front. Also Gem has just unearthed some pretty game-changing hair tips and she really can’t stop giving you all the ✨context✨ Vote for us for Listener’s Choice in the Aus Podcast Awards! https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 10, 2022 · 19 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Groundhog Day, The Dilemon of Life

    Todays caller needs to know how to get through the daily grind. VOTE FOR US!! The Listeners Choice Award has our name on it 😉 https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Nov 7, 2022 · 48 min

    Triathlons, Growing Pains and an Absolute Fizzer of a Halloween

    Well guess who did a surprise drop in your honour DLs? Old Gem Schmem on the Americano case and she’s reporting in. Then Revz is an athlete now, not sure you were aware, but she’s finding it’s bringing some shit up for ✨evolving✨ and oh god here she goes. Then Iggy’s little joints are groaning and it’s breaking our damn hearts. But maybe not as much as the flop of a Halloween Revz had in QLD (come at us Queenslanders, you have stuff to answer for!) basically we’re here, we’re full of opinions and straight outta time. Also PLEASE vote for us for the Listeners Choice Award at the Australian Podcast Awards: https://australianpodcastawards.com/vote See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 31, 2022 · 1 hr 3 min

    Got D&M Fomo?

    Gem is up to her eye balls in wallpaper glue and Revz is almost certifiably dead post-triathalon, so we don’t have any chat in us this week BUT we thought we’d give you a little sample taste-test of our bonus subscription episodes: D&M. We’ve put together some of our favourite moments so you can try it out and see if it’s for you. Missss you, see you next week 👋🏻 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 27, 2022 · 15 min

    ☎️ Bestie Hotline : Sorry, I Want A Career

    Today's caller wants to know how to banish that mum guilt when it's all on her shoulders but she loves to work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 24, 2022 · 40 min

    Perfect Hair & SIL Texts

    Gem is a bit annoyed at a particular trending audio cos she thinks it’s cutting our poddy grass. Revz gives Gem some shade for her Shakespearean arched accent and Gem thinks that’s pedestrian (we’re off to a great start). We talk about “woke comedy” and the pros and cons of funny v punching down. Gem muses on her half-whiteness and how things have changed culturally in Oz since she arrived in the 90s. Then Revz doesn’t have time for doing her kids hair cos she’s NEVER HAPPY and it’s a constant fight. Have we already arrived in Teen Town? Cos if we have, can we take the bus outta here? If you want to support Revz and her sister and cousin do a Triathlon to raise money for MS research you can here: https://kissgoodbyetoms.org/fundraiser/reeves-girls-attempt-a-triathlon-with-four-weeks-of-training/ Not Spon Revz- Saturday Night Pasta by FIX Gem- Sunday Living Co See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 17, 2022 · 55 min

    Sex In The Carpark, Not A Vibe.

    So Revz’s current “superpower” is making Memojis, so Gem is up for a special kind of ✨soft launch✨. Then we are all processing that Gem might be moving to Cabarita (not really) and in her Reno journey, Gem has discovered that she may have been signalling to the whole neighbourhood that her and Hubs are swingers. Speaking of, Gem went on a date night that took a real turn (down Lovers Lane, cough cough) and it’s QUITE the story. Revz has been reminiscing about annoying neighbours and tells us about the time she got sweet revenge on a mean Scottish neighbour. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 10, 2022 · 56 min

    That's An Expensive Full Moon

    Ok so, Revz has a friend, and we hope you all have one like this. She calls her Crazy Lisa and she’s really lived up to her title this week, strap yourselves in. Then Revz received a bill this week and you’ll die when you hear what for. Iggy is brimming with testosterone and it’s driving Gem bananas and Revzy has worked out that her whole personality is tied up in her finger nails. Here there and everywhere, bringing you the smiles and trials for your Tuesday. Have a great week DLs! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Oct 3, 2022 · 57 min

    She Caught The Groom Breastfeeding

    Well. We have a lot to discuss starting with a follow up to a Bestie Hotline a few weeks ago about a shitty, trauma dumping nanny. Spoiler alert: she CAN get worse and she needs to be publicly shamed. And speaking of weddings, Revz heard a story recently and she wants it *verified* cos it kinda reminds her of another potential urban legend she heard years ago and if these things are really happening humans are far more interesting than we ever thought. Also, obviously updates on the Caba Reno and Americano, cos we know why you come here… See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Sep 26, 2022 · 46 min

    Son, This Is A Period

    Fun new dinner party game Revz has invented; what country are you? She thinks she’s Iceland (looks great on Insta but ALOT of shit to sort out, ya know) can you pick what Gem is? Then Gem had a potential teaching moment happen this week and she.. well.. fucked it. She fucked it. But when is “too soon” to teach your kids about women’s cycles and is there even a too soon? Then Revz wants to chat about women changing their name. Is it still a thing? It is in our bubble but why do we do it that way and is the “family” name still a real deal? As always we touch on Bridgerton (lol, get OVER it) and you can bet there’s a decent helping of smut in there for your Tuesday too. Love you DL’S ! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Sep 19, 2022 · 57 min

    The New “Talk” We Have to Prepare For With Our Kids

    Firstly, smooth or crunchy, what’s your peanut butter style? Cos it says a lot about who you are. And as far as style goes. permanent jewellery… are we vibing it? WTF is it and would you “commit”? On commitment, Revz is considering getting a tattoo, for the experience, and how much of life is worth the drama for the experience? Then, sex education is evolving so fast (thank god) but how do we deal with the fact that porn is a thing our kids will see. How do we talk to them about it and how to we prepare ourselves for that talk when we probably haven’t processed it ourselves. Then Gem has Cabba updates and Revz has a soundtrack for your kitchen disco. It’s ALL happening! Not spon yo_caba_caba Lizzo album special See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.