We Don't Have Time For This

Gemma Peanut & Kate Reeves

Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.

Subscribe Listen in podnod RSS feed Show website

614 episodes
Updated Yesterday
Explicit

Episodes614

Newest first

Feb 7, 2022 · 47 min
How Do I Know If I'm Happy?
So, Revz is flip-flopping on the fur-ball, which is oddly out of character, but that's kinda the vibe of this year, isn't it? Gem is musing on the sex vibe in her house, and tells us all the 25 stage process she needs to go through before she's "in the mood" (enter sex candle). Revzy has found a new joy in her life, which involves humiliating her kids. Gem has reached the stage with Raffa where she can turn shame into a teaching moment and she's feeling the weight of the responsibility. Gem feels awful, Revz thinks it productive and then its Gem's turn to spiral. Then look, we get deep, very deep, about spirituality, self, responsibility and happiness and well, we just go with it. Thank you for coming to our TED talk, Besties, we're Gurus now. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Feb 3, 2022 · 17 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Not-Into-It-Nana
This week's caller's Mum is not that into being a Grandparent, and while its a boss feminist choice, it still hurts. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 31, 2022 · 48 min
How Much Is That Disaster In The Window?
Um, well, BOTH Gem and Revz have started exercising, like, actually doing it and liking it and up is down, you guys. We spend most of our time on a major, major mistake Revz has made, but before that, we get into our "coffee names", Luna New Year, our Chinese Zodiacs (and our yum cha order), how Revz is NOT STUBBORN and Gem's passionate hate of bamboo. We discuss instant attraction, instinct and soul mates (and if we think they exist). Then keep an ear out for a little flashback to a previous episode that is just going to make you shake your damn head as Revz has taken 'evolving' to a new level. In fact, we could straight up call it BACK TRACKING. Essentially, prepare to hear a proper spiral in real time. Happy Tuesday Besties, we're glad you're here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 27, 2022 · 19 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : School Holidaze
This weeks caller doesn't know how to School-Holiday...and neither do we. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jan 24, 2022 · 52 min
New Year, Same Us!
Well, we ghosted you. It wasn't cool. We're sorry, but we know you'll get it. But it's a new year, Besties, and we have things we wanna DO (or in Gem's case, NOT do.) And top of the list? Party. You heard us, we wanna party. Not hang, not chill, not family picnic, we want a blow out, hair down, rager of a party, and we're making plans. Also, Isla is vegetarian, Raffa and Iggy won't sleep, COVID has run rampant and work has gone next level. So, all in all, a new year, but your same hot-mess besties, just try's figure it all out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 13, 2021 · 46 min
When Baby Has A Bully
Gem is Spring Cleaning in the most hard core way, but don't you DARE call it nesting, ok?! Her house got "washed" and it broke the internet so now she's on a mission to clean the (her) world. And Revz cleaned a draw. Hurray Revz. Today we wanna know, what do the teachers and carers want for Chrissy and can it be $4.50 only and should it really just be booze? Gem has a better idea. Then we hash out the politics of re-gifting. One of us is all for, and one of us finds it problematic. Then, our baby girls are being confronted with social dilemmas and it's breaking our goddamn hearts. When is it our job to step in (never?) and when is it out job to simply arm them with resilience and tools to take on the realities of life? And is it ever ok to bully a bully if the bully is, herself a baby? Then we talk way too long about a mars bar and we are only 4 more breakdowns from the end of the year, Besties! LET'S SMASH IT OUT - #notsponsored Kate | Mars Raspberry Smash Gem | Luna Vista For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 9, 2021 · 18 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Cold Never Bothered Her Anyway
This weeks caller has a kid who's way too old and way too cold - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dec 6, 2021 · 45 min
F**k The Halls With Boughs Of Bullsh*t
Omg this week we went OUT! Like, OUT out! We tanned, we frocked, we made an effort. It's a lot. But Gem has a quick q about inclusivity and what is cool and not-cool about "The Holidays". Revz has maybe had the biggest all time Elf on the Shelf fail.. but she also may have saved Christmas; jury is still out and oh my god December is so long. Finally Revz' favourite kids TV show really let her down this week and she needed it much like she needed the cold-sore that errupted just in time to GO OUT OUT AND OMG WE NEED A NAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 29, 2021 · 49 min
What's Your Erotic Language, eh, Gwyneth?
A-CHOO! Or so starts Gem, chock full of Spring Time allergies. Revzy wants her hair to grow out from Mumsy to something... less...Mumsy... and she has no time to wait. We hash out if hair supplements are really a thing or just a insta-cash cow and how do you say trichologist? No but actually, how do you say it? Then Revz MUST talk about Gwyneth and Sex Love & Goop and somebody STOP her. If you can imagine "sexy" and "gland" co-existing or the sentence "a vagina is not NOT a gill" then you'll enjoy this chat. Finally we get right into bloody fast-fashion and how the hell to get around our deep philosophical guilt when we buy fast, cheap, cute things that burn the planet and steal design IP. Help us! Help us solve it! Happy Tuesday Bestie Babes, we're glad you came along! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 25, 2021 · 18 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Take Just A Smidge Of This Mental Load, please
This weeks caller is going through a huge life change and NO ONE IS HELPING HER! - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 22, 2021 · 47 min
Why Not Parent Like You’re Divorced?
This week is all about shaking sh*t up and pushing the boundaries of what we're "supposed" to do. BUT FIRST Taylor Swift Boss'd the world and Gem has to talk about it, extensively, or she may burst. Then we hear about Gem's mate who quote unquote "saved her marriage" by living like she's divorced, but staying married... HEAR US OUT... we have a lots of questions but are all for the shake up. Speaking of a shake up, Revz is changing up her parenting week and she's pumped and out of NO WHERE Gem tells us all about her Hub's little shopping trip and shit gets spicy. If you're in a good mood, we'll match it, it's Tuesday and its high vibes, Besties, come on in and hang with us. WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Spot It Gem | No I In Threesome on Binge ** Yes, Gem said Netflix, but it's on Binge See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 18, 2021 · 18 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : Your Singing Hurts My Ears
This weeks caller has some brutal news to deliver and it's not easy to hear. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 15, 2021 · 43 min
Putting the Con in Body Con 👗
Hello, and welcome to another Tuesday in the year that could... we are going there today, we wanna talk about mummy make-overs. That's right, surgery. Would you? Could you? Can you even stomach it (pun intended). Then we wonder, do we dress for women or for men these days which leads us to unpacking Gem's serial monogamy and Revz' new found love of living alone. We cringe about the nightmares of flatmates past and decide to absolutely raise housebound boys. Which reveals some home truths about our own weird domestic habits, involving tea-bags, loo roll and cups by the bed. We get into sleep drinking, who would survive longer on a desert island and try and work out exactly what body con even means. All in all, another rollicking nothing chat with your fave ramblers. - WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Tigerlily Gem | Cactis Co See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 11, 2021 · 17 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : No Time For My Girlfriends
Today's caller is preggo with number 4 😵‍💫, has a FIFO hubby and does shift work.. when is she supposed to see her girlfriends? We have some ideas. - If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 8, 2021 · 46 min
Can I Get A Re-Do On The Ring? 💍
It's our 50TH episode! And we can't believe we've been with you for almost a year! But first, there's been developments in the bling department and Gem has news. Which gets us to reminiscing about the period in our lives when everyone was getting engaged and all the silly little hilarious lies we told ourselves about "never saw it coming" and "how did he know the ring I wanted" LOL. Then it's back to the work / life struggles in Gem's household and the chairperson needed to call and AGM. Revz is flipping the script this week and telling us what she does have time for and its to do with some seriously compassionate and lovely school parents and it's that old reminder to just be nice to people. - WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Kate | Clinique Moisture Surge 100 Hour Auto-Replenishing Hydrator Gem | Kivari See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 4, 2021 · 20 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Mum Who Talks Sh*t About Her Kid
Today's caller has a mum-mate who hangs sh*t on her kid on the reg...in public...and she does not feel good about it. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Nov 1, 2021 · 50 min
#ReverseCatfish
We've heard on the download (also the internet) that the stars say November is going to be a gnarly bastard for us all, in terms of astrology. While we don't like the sound of that at all, it's *that* time of year again; sugar-fuelled capitalism at its finest! Coming off the back of Halloween and barrelling into the ol' Elf On The Shelf season, we're wondering what is fun and magical and what is a massive pain in the ball sack. Then, Gem has a champagne problem that she can't afford and frankly, she's pissed off at The Block for giving her false hope. And Revz needs your help with a huge project she's working on that definitely isn't masking her own shit, deflecting from her own feelings or shouting "LOOK OVER THERE" away from her own life, that's right, she's taking submissions, and it's not for herself. Then Gem plans to pull off a "reverse catfish" get Revz on the apps, but make it #relatable and we learn about the time Gem joined a Goddess Circle. And because up is apparently down, we don't whinge all that much today, but we're glad you've joined us for resumed programming. WE ARE UP FOR AN AWARD 🏆 We Don't Have Time For This has been nominated for Best Family Podcast at the Australian Podcast Awards AND we're also up for Listener's Choice. That's where you come in. If you click this link : HERE you can vote for us and maybe help us and our lil pirate poddy a shout out! Just search We Don't Have Time For This and pop in some details to help us get a nudge on the night! - #notsponsored Revz | Shona Joy PJs Gem | Il Piccolo Dolce See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 18, 2021 · 48 min
It's Time To Re-Enter Society
So, it's the first week out of lockdown and we're...remote recording. Why you ask? Well, you can once again blame daycare for everything terrible in our lives. We have a lot going this week, such as being tired, feeling exhausted and other highly attractive, vibrant things a person re-entering society wants to be! Revz is about to start life as a single lady, Gem just wants to hit the children's birthday party scene and there's an incoming GIRLS LUNCH. Revz has had a major parenting misstep AND a major parenting win, Gem has some more unpopular opinions and, really can't let some things go. What don't we have time for this week? Potentially ourselves. It's a FaceTime catch up with your besties today, kids, as if you haven't had enough of the zoom-doom... enter at your own risk! - #notsponsored Revz | Fresh lime juice in a tube for at home Margies Gem | Baku Swimwear For more, join our Gram Fam @wedonthavetimeforthis or our brand new Facebook Group! We would love to hear from you! Send us a voice memo or a video of where you're listening from to hello@wedonthavetimeforthis.com And as always, leave us a review to help us include more babes in the #extendedmothersgroup and keep the poddy LOLing along. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 11, 2021 · 54 min
Can We Put An End To Gender Reveals?
Summer is coming, we can feel it in the air and we've decided we're vibing a HOT GIRL SUMMER, or at least, we're gonna force ourselves to vibe it with some over-correcting body-love. Who's in? Teddy is romancing Revz, with love letters and Gem got beautifully schooled by a Boy-Mum, which leads us into a fresh look at gender. Why do we give our boys the gift of independence and over-think the pink on our girls? Time to hash it out. After a good stretchy, brain-hurty exploration, Gem has a huge vibe of a not-spon and Revz has an ice cream. Last week in lockdown, first week of the REST OF OUR LIVES! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oct 7, 2021 · 15 min
☎️ Bestie Hotline : The Wait Debate
Today's caller's period is a no show. And we simply cannot work out how she feels about it. If you want to "phone" the Bestie Hotline, send us a voice note in our instagram DMs with your dilemma! Gem & Revz x See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.