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Rude Roundtable

Purdy, Gav, John & Ted

Step up to the Rude Roundtable.

unfiltered, hilariously offensive, and entirely off the rails, this is the ultimate no-holds-barred conversation with your funniest mates. Whether dissecting medical miracles, roasting each other's lifestyle choices, or solving the nation's problems with sheer nonsense, no topic is off-limits and no feelings are spared.

If you like your comedy crude, your banter sharp, and your topics completely unpredictable, pull up a seat and brace yourself.

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  • S5 · E8
    Yesterday · 1 hr 10 min

    107 - Bellows, Booze, and Bonnie Blue

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The whole gang reunites after a wild, booze-fueled summer barbecue that naturally devolved into naked garden wandering and crawling up the stairs. A prospective new studio segment is hatched to infuse cheap alcohol with bizarre ingredients, ranging from Quavers and crab sticks to 90% ethanol. The crew unpicks bizarre global headlines, including a 45-year-old man confessing to Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the uncanny resemblance of "Palm Beach Pete" to Jeffrey Epstein. A hypothetical debate breaks out over waking up in your teenage body, concluding that most of the hosts would immediately resort to buying Bitcoin or trademarking Facebook. Historical medical facts come under the spotlight, specifically the terrifying era when doctors resurrected drowning victims by blowing tobacco smoke up their backsides with bellows. Verdict: An absolute masterclass in chaotic British banter where hangover regrets, retro movie nostalgia, and historic rectal smoking theories seamlessly intertwine. #RudeRoundtable #PodcastHumour #BritishBanter #BarbecueChaos #WildConspiracies #BizarreNews #InfusedLiquor #PodcastLife #ComedyGold #RandomThoughts

  • S5 · E7
    August 8 · 1 hr 4 min

    106 - Wish You Were Here

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Post-booze depression, human barbecues, and bacon joints.) Hangover Regrets: John opens the show suffering from post-drinking remorse, complaining that hangovers turns him into a miserable cunt while being mocked for having the social battery of a dead phone unless he's utterly plastered. Morbid Coffin Pranks: The gang turns to death, debating burning £50k coffins out of pure spite for their heirs, setting up a "human barbecue" over a urinal trough, and installing fake screaming audio tracks inside their caskets to terrify mourners. Bacon Brainstorms: A brief detour into anti-aging science morphs into a tick conspiracy theory, prompting an idiot-brainstorm to invent bacon-flavored vape juice and bacon-skin joints—only to discover degenerate Americans already beat them to it. Ancient Roman Plumbing: Shocked to learn ancient Romans had working toilets while 19th-century Londoners were still chucking buckets of shit out the window, the crew concludes history is a lie and aliens definitely built the past. War Drones & Superhero Rants: After casually watching horrifying suicide-drone footage from Ukraine, the hosts immediately pivot to praising the hyper-violent cartoon Invincible and arguing over whether superheroes look weak when they works as part of a team. #PodcastBanter #HangoverRegrets #DarkHumour #BaconInventions #AncientHistory #RomanPlumbing #AlienConspiracies #Invincible #PopCulture #PubTalk

  • S5 · E6
    August 5 · 51 min

    105 - Unsafe Space (Alco-John Returns)

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Here is a condensed, snarky breakdown of the madness: Episode Summary (Or: Drunken Freemasons, zero-G ejaculation, and three days of trapped shit.) Freemason Hacks: Drinking Tango-Orange vodka, the hosts kick off by revealing one of them quit his Freemason lodge but still has total access to their atrocious website, planning solo mirror-rituals and back-garden goat sacrifices. Spider-Vaginas & Anime Cat Girls: A quick debate on 90s sci-fi movies spirals into graphic descriptions of anime monsters with razor-toothed genital spiders, culminating in a casual admission of a fondness for anime cat girls. Three-Day Constipation: The gang freaks out over a host's three-day lack of bowel movements—warning him of "poo poisoning" and gooch-ripping "scratchy-poos"—before nostalgically reflecting on crop-dusting Tesco shoppers during lockdown. Post-COVID Rants: The crew devolves into peak conspiracy banter, blaming vaccines for everything from burning bones and sleep apnea to losing the basic human ability to speak. Space-Wanks & Tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe: The episode wraps up with dream jobs (becoming an astronaut solely to ejaculate in zero-gravity over a sleeping peer), a drunken plan to play leg-tattoo Tic-Tac-Toe with non-dominant hands, and a magical neck-curing reclining sofa.

  • S5 · E5
    July 23 · 1 hr 6 min

    104 - Foxy Business

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Goth daughters, AI data centers, and ancient Roman plumbing.) Goth Kids & Rock 'n' Roll: The hosts catch up after a few weeks off, admiring a daughter’s transformation into a platform-boot-wearing goth who is mastering Nirvana and Oasis chords on a borrowed Telecaster. AI Overlords & Tattoo Artistry: The conversation turns to AI, where the crew defends using tech like ChatGPT for boring corporate policies and social media automation, while lamenting how it's killing the artistry in music and video games. Pooing Foxes & Water Wars: After laughing over local foxes that deliberately diarrhea on white PVC doorways, the hosts rant about dystopian American data centers poisoning the water supply and starving cattle to power future robot workers. Conspiracies & Anne Widdecombe: The gang mocks online conspiracy theorists who claim Queen Elizabeth is still alive and that an attacked politician was replaced by a double, agreeing that clickbait channels are purely designed to fool idiots. World Cup & WNBA Beatdowns: Moving to sports, they praise a Norway striker who acts like an indestructible Terminator, while admiring WNBA basketball where players use Taekwondo and headlocks to settle on-court beef. The Death of Physical Media: The episode wraps up with news of game stores closing and PlayStation ditching physical discs, prompting the hosts to hoard 20-year-old mobile phones and ancient DVDs to survive the inevitable internet apocalypse.

  • S5 · E4
    July 6 · 42 min

    103 - Skeggy B

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Synchronized shitting, penis dilators, and the horrors of Butlins.) Episode Summary (Or: Penis dilators, ghost dishwashers, and council estate raves at Butlins.) Bodily Functions & Urethral Sounding: The hosts kick off the show by synchronizing their bowel movements and immediately revolting each other with a discussion about metal urethra stretchers and pegging. Father’s Day Regrets & DIY Meltdowns: The crew celebrates Father’s Day by hiding from their own children, while one host recounts an ADHD-fueled breakdown over an unfinished, late-night bedroom painting project. Haunted Toys & Possessed Appliances: Tales of terrifying interactive Furbies spiral into a genuine horror story about a ghost-possessed dishwasher that mysteriously unlocked itself at 4:00 AM. UK Heatwaves & Bus Fires: After complaining about sticky British weather, the gang laughs off a local school trip where a coach burned to a crisp while the school casually texted parents that the kids were just "running late." Gator-Anglers & Florida Living: One host details his dream of moving to alligator-infested Florida while passing around a real, chewed-up alligator skull gifted to him by a giant swamp angler. Tribute Bands & The Depths of Butlins: The episode wraps up with a roast of Butlins—described as a dirty council-estate holiday full of raving OAPs and STI-ridden singles—before the hosts recall heckling Peter Andre in the 90s.

  • S5 · E3
    June 19 · 52 min

    102 - Nostril Poppers

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Bad drugs, nonced teachers, and wanking off pandas.) Festival Nostalgia: The crew reminisces about early metal festivals, including a 1998 Cradle of Filth set where the singer’s scream literally summoned a apocalyptic thunderstorm that ended the second the music stopped. Bad Trips & Granddad’s High: Tales of teenage drug mishaps peak with the hosts smoking out-of-date kitchen herbs until everything turned orange, and a grandfather who accidentally got blasted on poppers while cleaning the bathroom. School Traumas & Car Boot Shits: The group trashes secondary school, highlighting a host who sniffed poppers during cross-country running, suffered immediate bowel disaster, and was shoved into the boot of a car to go home. Paintball Carnage & Nonce Teachers: After recalling a drama teacher who turned out to be a sex offender, they reminisce about a paintball trip where a host threw a paint grenade directly down his own trouser leg, exploding his pants and deafening himself. College Dropouts & Pension Panic: The crew discusses quitting college after being handed a tambourine, abandoning engineering careers, and agreeing to skip traditional funerals so their corpses can be thrown into a dumpster in a weird pose. Panda Fondling & Frank the Goat: The episode devolves into a debate about a Japanese job involving wearing panda suits to manually collect panda semen, capped off by a mutual hatred for an aggressive, water-phobic farm goat named Frank.

  • S5 · E2
    June 12 · 1 hr 7 min

    101 - Weirdy & The Vegan

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Juggernaut suits, David Hasselhoff encounters, and Pokémon card pensions.) 1. Pride Month Budgets & Southend Knights: The gang fumes over local event cancellations and pitches a solution to Southend’s social media knife threats involving an undercover cop dressed in full, clanking medieval armor. 2. Bitchin’ Mods & Biffa Bin Ninja Duels: After geeking out over retro fighting-game mods, the hosts map out a stealth mission where they leap out of industrial waste bins to challenge drunk night-clubbers to a sword fight. 3. Fat Birds, Vol-au-Vents & Sea Bug Bans: The conversation descends into late-night hookup regrets, an overdue plea to bring back 1980s cress garnishes, and a total refusal to eat bottom-feeding ocean bugs. 4. Arseless Chaps & David Hasselhoff Encounters: One host gets endlessly mocked for his upcoming whiskey-and-cigar outing, prompting memories of meeting a massive, starstruck-inducing David Hasselhoff at a 2005 book signing. 5. Action Movie Idols & Wendigo Curses: The crew roasts action stars while explaining that eating human flesh turns you into a mythical Wendigo—a fate one host narrowly avoids despite his nose-picking habits. 6. Mortal Kombat Sucks & Irish Border Wars: After dismissing the new Mortal Kombat movie as complete trash, the gang marvels at a viral video of Irish vigilantes using minigun fireworks to settle border disputes. 7. Dyslexic Signs & Pokémon Retirement Funds: The episode wraps up with a laugh over absurdly misprinted signs and a serious pitch for ditching standard pensions to hoard unopened boxes of Pokémon cards.

  • S5 · E1
    May 31 · 1 hr 7 min

    100 - MK3 (it sounded fine at the time)

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Defrosted sausages, accidental shits, and Denzel Washington hatred.) 1. Audio Fails & Episode 100-ish: The hosts kick off their milestone episode by complaining about room heat, bad sofa positioning, and the dozens of lost, unusable episodes hidden in their archives. 2. Epstein Lists & Creepy Garden Gnomes: The gang gets distracted by guest Chino's sofa slouching, comparing his look to a cursed, trench-coat-wearing garden gnome on an FBI watchlist. 3. Defrosted Sausages & Barbecue Banter: A discussion about phone calls on the toilet quickly descends into roasts about defrosted-sausage dicks, erect barbecue meats, and strict party guest lists. 4. He-Man Lore & Skeletor's House: The crew derails into a passionate, heavily detailed debate on He-Man cartoon lore, R-rated superhero reboots, and whether Skeletor was evicted by a fruity family. 5. Dislocated Fingers & AI Laser Death Squads: The quiz segment begins as the hosts guess who can pop their fingers out of joint on command and marvel at AI-powered lasers that vaporize flying gnats. 6. Lego Colons & Coughing Up Disasters: A debate on useless skills turns to Lego-built sex toys before one host confesses to a horrific party incident involving Imodium, a cough, and ruined trousers. 7. Porno Mags, Emergency Shits & Morrissey Haters: The group uncovers old tales of stolen adult magazines, public bathroom emergencies at a bowling alley, and an undying, irrational hatred for Morrissey and Denzel Washington. 8. Jamie Oliver & Infinite Phone Bills: The episode wraps up with a furious rant against brioche burger buns before one host laments being trapped in an endless 24-month phone contract for the rest of his life.

  • S4 · E25
    May 24 · 1 hr 7 min

    099 - T.R.TED

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  • S4 · E24
    May 18 · 1 hr 20 min

    098 - Turkey Tits

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The boys are back after a brief hiatus with a classic chaotic episode: Holiday Debrief: One host returns from a miserable 10-day family trip to Spain involving rental car scams and zero fun, while another boasts about a lavish 5-star Turkish resort complete with a "puffer fish massacre" boat trip, aggressive Russian buffet-goers, and an overly intense massage. Allotments & Politics: Between watching grass grow at the allotment and dodging political canvassers at the door, the crew briefly debates UK elections and why Jehovah's Witnesses are surprisingly friendly. Sci-Fi & Conspiracy Corner: The gang dives deep into the ultimate hard-hitting topics—why there are no aliens (according to one host), the mystery of UK salmon high on ocean cocaine, the Mortal Kombat movie franchise, and why all life eventually evolves into crabs. AI & Robots: After trying to break AI image generators with bizarre prompts, they wrap up reminiscing about classic 90s British TV (Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, and Challenge Anneka). Verdict: Less a podcast episode and more an unfiltered, rambling pub chat filled with obscure theories, holiday complaints, and questionable life advice.

  • S4 · E23
    April 26 · 1 hr 29 min

    097 - Uncle Baby

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The boys gather once again for another unfiltered session of medical mishaps, bizarre theories, and parenting chaotic toddlers: Conspiracies & Whale Spaff: The episode kicks off with wild internet claims about Madeleine McCann, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Epstein, before quickly pivoting to sperm whale facts, 12-foot whale dicks, and "ambergris" floaters. Spinal Decompression & Medical Woes: One host breaks down his severe back injuries—two herniated discs, a compression fracture, and a dead-straight spine—and details his terrifying IDD therapy involving harnesses, torture-bed stretching, and finger-prick testosterone tests. Babies, Age Gaps & Air Fryers: The crew mocks family drama over late-in-life babies and age gaps before diving into their deep obsession with Ninja air fryers, food warehouse bulk-buys, and the genius of the 'Mary Chef' combi-oven. Optician Rip-Offs & Trump Theories: A rant about £1,000 Bluetooth translation glasses leads to buying £13 Temu knockoffs, the global glasses factory monopoly, Trump’s geopolitical moves, and why the lightbulb cartel engineered planned obsolescence (complete with a live 1901 "Bulbcam" check). Toddler Violence & Malamute Training: Wrapping up with parenting survival tactics, one host shares how his 18-month-old toddler is building cardio on towel rails, headbutting everyone, and trying to ride their giant Malamute dog into battle. Verdict: An absolute masterclass in chaotic pub banter—blending back injuries, conspiracy theories, tech rants, and toddler assault into one hilarious, unfiltered mess.

  • S4 · E22
    April 3 · 1 hr 40 min

    096 - Clapham He Man

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The hosts return (sans John) for another chaotic breakdown of immersive London attractions, pop culture rants, medical embarrassments, and extreme internet kinks: War of the Worlds Immersive Experience: One host shares his experience at London’s War of the Worlds VR attraction—complete with live actors, Martian heat-rays, virtual Thames boat escapes, and getting swallowed whole by alien tripods. He-Man, Action Icons & Seagal Slander: The boys dissect the Masters of the Universe trailer (ranting about a skinny He-Man and Jared Leto as Skeletor), praise Dolph Lundgren’s particle physics credentials, honor Chuck Norris, and expose Steven Seagal as a certified fraud. Sitcom Nostalgia & TV Revivals: Discussions on rumored Brooklyn Nine-Nine spinoffs spiral into Big Bang Theory crushes, Friends episodes getting pulled from broadcast, and the revival of Scrubs with JD and Turk training new interns. Alan Ritchson Fights & World Politics: The crew recaps Reacher star Alan Ritchson’s viral bodycam fight with an English neighbor, Lee Child’s 3-second video casting rule, Donald Trump’s political taunts, and Putin banning Russian petroleum exports. MRI Tubing Disasters & Health MOTs: One host details the humiliation of being too wide for a standard MRI scanner (forcing a trip to an open scanner in Hendon), suffering sleep apnea panic attacks, and taking blood tests for falling testosterone. AI Tattoo Fails & Convention Hype: A rant about arrogant social media tattoo artists inking AI-generated six-fingered Jesuses leads to previews of their upcoming booth at the Maidstone Tattoo Convention. The Extreme Fetish Audit: The show ends with a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of bizarre fetishes—including human furniture, adult baby diapers, car-crash lovers (symphorophilia), penis sounding, and shoving raw peeled ginger up the arse (figging). Verdict: Pure, unfiltered pub banter. Effortlessly blending sci-fi theater reviews, action movie trivia, health scares, and deeply uncomfortable internet search histories into one hilarious episode.

  • S4 · E21
    March 7 · 1 hr 12 min

    095 - Trail Mix

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The hosts broadcast live from their secret bunker to tackle the impending apocalypse, global conflict, bizarre medical procedures, and fast-food fallouts: Global Chaos & World War III Prep: The boys open with mass death, WWIII anxiety, and Trump's "Secretary of War" vibe—highlighting US torpedoes sinking Iranian warships, China’s terrifying hydrogen missile threats, and why sending four UK jets to Qatar won't save us. Special Forces Legends vs. Snail-Paced Politicians: The crew mocks the UK Prime Minister's sluggishness compared to Churchill, while praising the SAS for single-handedly dismantling Baghdad's insurgent cells in 12 weeks during Task Force Black. Protests, Conscription & Prepper Paranoia: Discussions devolve into why UK protests achieve nothing (unless you bring a looting bag), why conscription would immediately collapse the nation, and how isolated cannibal tribes in Africa will be the ultimate survivors of the nuclear apocalypse. Straight MMA Guys in Gay Porn & Penis Injections: The conversation takes a wild, uncomfortable left turn into an MMA fighter doing gay adult films, the terrifying reality of porn stars injecting "Cavaject" and "TriMix" directly into their shafts for 6-hour erections, and bionic dick implants. AI Fears & Manners: A quick check-in on why saying "please" and "thank you" to Siri might save your life when Skynet takes over, contrasted against tech CEOs begging people to stop wasting AI processing power on politeness. Corporate Meltdowns & Fast Food Sadness: The episode wraps up with the CEO of McDonald's getting fired over a fake-looking single bite of a burger, the demise of colorful 90s fast-food nostalgia in favor of depressing grey boxes, and the sudden downfall of BrewDog. Verdict: An unhinged, hilarious dive into global doom, military history, and dark internet rabbit holes—proving that even in a bunker at the end of the world, pub banter reigns supreme.

  • S4 · E20
    March 1 · 1 hr 10 min

    094 - My Wallets Gone?!

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Bunker Banter, Bad Farts & The Enhanced Games Haircuts & Cash Washing: The boys start one man down because one host is terrified of the wind (or getting a haircut), which naturally devolves into sunbed habits, Vitamin D deficiencies, and buying a tanning salon to launder money. BAFTA Tourette's & Social Suicide: Recapping the chaos of a Tourette’s outburst at the BAFTAs, Jamie Foxx taking it personally, and a host’s own catastrophic blunder: accidentally farting in a Jewish café. York Mysteries & Missing Wallets: Highlights from a Viking festival trip, an accidental free Airbnb night, a £20 Guy Fawkes scavenger hunt, and the sheer agony of cancelling every credit card. Epstein Acid Vats & Elite Cannibals: Diving deep into internet rabbit holes—from Ghislaine Maxwell moderating Reddit subs and Epstein buying vats of acid, to Ellen DeGeneres looking like a vampire and why every conspiracy theory is slowly coming true. Steroid Olympics & Florida Man: Closing out with pure excitement for the upcoming "Enhanced Games" (athletes so jacked on HGH their skeletons burst out on the track), Eddie Hall beating up skinny guys, and playing the "Florida Man" birthday game (featuring lace lingerie and guns hidden in prosthetic breasts). The Verdict: Pure unhinged pub banter covering accidental offensive jokes, roided-up Olympics, and dark internet rabbit holes.

  • S4 · E19
    February 22 · 1 hr 22 min

    093 - Card Only

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Cider Cravings, Creepy Cars & AI Feet Pic Cartels Traffic Torture & Cider Supplies: The boys kick off by complaining about soul-crushing London traffic bottlenecks (thanks to bus lane designs) while prepping for a trip to York with a casual 20 liters of mango cider—completely torpedoing one host's six-week diet in the process. Sinister Disney & Serial Killer Mater: They ruin childhood memories by analyzing Disney classics through a dark lens: pointing out that Cars’ Mater lives in a junkyard surrounded by the severed body parts of sentient vehicles, and recapping the brutal original Grimm fairy tales where Cinderella's stepsisters chopped off their own toes. Fake Cars, Muscle Mummies & OnlyFans: Delving into strange media trends, from fake AI Knight Rider reboot trailers starring a 5'6" Tom Holland, to Olivia Attwood’s documentary series on the sex industry featuring steroid-enhanced "muscle mummies," foot fetish sock-drops on London Bridge, and a bricklayer making a million on OnlyFans. Card Machine Beggars & Cash Rants: The group debates the death of physical cash vs. digital payments after one host gets asked for spare change outside McDonald’s by a homeless man holding a contactless card machine. Hollywood Cannibals & AI Feet Schemes: Things get deeply unhinged as they cover internet rumors about Ellen DeGeneres's "goblin-like" post-Adrenochrome appearance, the redacted Epstein files, and brainstorm a get-rich-quick scheme using AI to generate bizarre nerd-themed foot fetish content (featuring Gremlins and feet in jelly). The Verdict: Pure unfiltered pub talk bridging the gap between road rage, dark conspiracy theories, and bizarre AI side-hustles.

  • S4 · E18
    February 21 · 1 hr 11 min

    092 - Crunchy Buttholes

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ TTourette’s Courtroom Drama, Fake Lawyers & Cereal Warfare Tourette's Magic & Wedding Vows: The boys dissect viral Tourette’s videos, marveling at the uncanny comedic timing, uncontrollable triggers, and a bride dropping inappropriate Dick jokes right in the middle of her wedding vows. The £250 Subscription Cull: One host finally audits his bank statement to discover he was hemorrhaging nearly £300 a month on forgotten subscriptions—including paying double for Netflix and paying for Xbox Live with zero hours played. Fake Lawyers & Fake Food: A Kenyan man wins 26 cases as a fake lawyer, gets arrested, and then represents himself in court to win his own case. Meanwhile, the group declares war on American cuisine—ranging from sweet bread and plastic cheese to "dogshit" white gravy. The EPDC & Wayfair Conspiracies: The conversation spirals into dark internet rabbit holes: Epstein files, Kurt Cobain’s murder case being re-opened, P Diddy shade, and the bizarre conspiracy of Wayfair selling high-end wardrobes named after missing children. Cereal Wars & Costco Overloads: Ending on crucial life debates: soggy cereal vs. crunchy Frosties, eating Weetabix like warm mud, and getting physically bankrupted while chasing free sample stands at Costco. The Verdict: Unfiltered British pub banter covering budget disasters, courtroom oddities, dark rabbit holes, and intense breakfast cereal debates. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #TourettesComedy #ConspiracyTheories #UKPodcast #DarkHumour #AmericanVsBritish #EpsteinFiles #PopCultureRants #ExplicitComedy

  • S4 · E17
    January 31 · 1 hr 11 min

    091 - Fart In a Lunchbox

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  • S4 · E16
    January 25 · 1 hr 20 min

    090 - Tapeworms on Meth

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: Gym Agony, Tapeworm Diets & AI Metal Getting Old and Broken: The boys kick off by complaining about their decaying bodies, cracking joints, and the harrowing realization that simple running feels like an impending heart attack. The Fitness and Weight Loss Struggle: Gavin shares his 11-pound weight loss success through meal replacement shakes, while the crew debates the merits of high-protein diets and the sheer nightmare of trying to get 10,000 steps a day. Gym Anxiety and Unwanted Socializing: The gang compares notes on avoiding people at the gym at 4:00 AM, avoiding new year resolutioners, and the agony of trying to lift heavy weights like a 20-year-old. Alternative "Dieting" Methods: The conversation devolves into absurd weight loss ideas, ranging from developing a meth habit to hosting a tapeworm that gets high off edibles. AI Music Generation Madness: They finish off by geeking out over AI music creation with Suno, laughing at angry traditional music producers, and plotting spoof Viking metal tracks about D&D campaigns. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #FitnessFails #WeightLossJourney #GymHumour #AIMusic #HeavyMetal #SunoAI #RudeRoundTable

  • S4 · E15
    January 18 · 1 hr 19 min

    089 - Coyle Spoiled It

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: Shower Farts, Lorry Mishaps & Geopolitics The crew kicks off by pondering the horrifying physics of shower farts and the terrifying potency of high-protein diets. Ted details his new career driving heavy lorries, which mostly consists of dodging traffic lights and accidentally demolishing van headlights. Gavin recounts his utter public humiliation during a formal ritual after his brain completely short-circuited under pressure. The boys explore terrifying TV scenarios, from Ryan Hurst playing Kratos to graphic scenes in The Boys that involve shrinking into unspeakable places. The gang ends up dissecting absurd subscriptions, credit card company blunders, and Canada somehow outsmarting America in global trade wars. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #TruckerLife #GymFails #ProteinFarts #TheBoys #GodOfWar #CreditCardFails #RudeRoundTable

  • S4 · E14
    January 11 · 1 hr

    088 - And a Happy New Year

    Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary: New Year Wishes, Geopolitics & Allotment Dreams The crew kicks off the new year in typical fashion by arguing over whether this is their third annual dry run and admitting they still haven't managed to hit 100 episodes. John's accidental, marathon New Year's voice message leaves everyone questioning his sobriety while the gang fondly recalls surviving a post-Christmas cheese and meat overdose. The boys solve world affairs by tackling Trump's Venezuelan oil moves and Keir Starmer's grand vision for Greenland's non-existent military. A deep dive into health trends leads to debate over Trump's new high-protein mandates and the merits of starting an allotment to dodge overpriced supermarket veg. Ted shares his new lorry-driving adventures, while the gang ponders Boston Dynamics' terrifying robot evolution and plans a group camping trip to Speed Fest. #BritishHumour #PubBanter #UKPodcast #NewYear2026 #CheeseOverload #Geopolitics #AllotmentLife #RobotOverlords #BrandsHatch #RudeRoundTable

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