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Rude Roundtable · September 20 · 1 hr 13 min

109 - Slappin' the Chicken

Find us here https://ruderoundtable.com Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://belesduna.com/ Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary The crew debated the practicality of sci-fi body modifications before spiraling into a legally dubious plan to cook a chicken with thousands of slaps and forge a sword out of human blood. A deep dive into internet pranks and terms-and-conditions loopholes led to proposed ideas for their new website, including misleading buttons and hypothetical revenge schemes. Disney classic movies were thoroughly ruined by dark fan theories involving grief-induced hallucinations, sinister corporate overlords, and cryogenic freezing. An attempt to choose ideal movie universes quickly descended into pitching a Herbie and Death Race crossover while reminiscing about cramming into vintage VW Beetles. The guys traded hot takes on which celebrities they’d love to grab a pint with versus who they’d gladly punch in the face, concluding that being old gives you the ultimate license to not give a damn. #RudeRoundtable #Podcast #Comedy #FanTheories #PopCulture #CelebrityHotTakes #MovieUniverses #Banter #DarkHumor #WTFFacts

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Find us here https://ruderoundtable.com

Closing music - Belesduna

Find more here https://belesduna.com/

Purdy ink

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83

insta https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/

Episode Summary

  • The crew debated the practicality of sci-fi body modifications before spiraling into a legally dubious plan to cook a chicken with thousands of slaps and forge a sword out of human blood.
  • A deep dive into internet pranks and terms-and-conditions loopholes led to proposed ideas for their new website, including misleading buttons and hypothetical revenge schemes.
  • Disney classic movies were thoroughly ruined by dark fan theories involving grief-induced hallucinations, sinister corporate overlords, and cryogenic freezing.
  • An attempt to choose ideal movie universes quickly descended into pitching a Herbie and Death Race crossover while reminiscing about cramming into vintage VW Beetles.
  • The guys traded hot takes on which celebrities they’d love to grab a pint with versus who they’d gladly punch in the face, concluding that being old gives you the ultimate license to not give a damn.

#RudeRoundtable #Podcast #Comedy #FanTheories #PopCulture #CelebrityHotTakes #MovieUniverses #Banter #DarkHumor #WTFFacts

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