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Rude Roundtable · May 31 · 1 hr 7 min

100 - MK3 (it sounded fine at the time)

Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ Episode Summary (Or: Defrosted sausages, accidental shits, and Denzel Washington hatred.) 1. Audio Fails & Episode 100-ish: The hosts kick off their milestone episode by complaining about room heat, bad sofa positioning, and the dozens of lost, unusable episodes hidden in their archives. 2. Epstein Lists & Creepy Garden Gnomes: The gang gets distracted by guest Chino's sofa slouching, comparing his look to a cursed, trench-coat-wearing garden gnome on an FBI watchlist. 3. Defrosted Sausages & Barbecue Banter: A discussion about phone calls on the toilet quickly descends into roasts about defrosted-sausage dicks, erect barbecue meats, and strict party guest lists. 4. He-Man Lore & Skeletor's House: The crew derails into a passionate, heavily detailed debate on He-Man cartoon lore, R-rated superhero reboots, and whether Skeletor was evicted by a fruity family. 5. Dislocated Fingers & AI Laser Death Squads: The quiz segment begins as the hosts guess who can pop their fingers out of joint on command and marvel at AI-powered lasers that vaporize flying gnats. 6. Lego Colons & Coughing Up Disasters: A debate on useless skills turns to Lego-built sex toys before one host confesses to a horrific party incident involving Imodium, a cough, and ruined trousers. 7. Porno Mags, Emergency Shits & Morrissey Haters: The group uncovers old tales of stolen adult magazines, public bathroom emergencies at a bowling alley, and an undying, irrational hatred for Morrissey and Denzel Washington. 8. Jamie Oliver & Infinite Phone Bills: The episode wraps up with a furious rant against brioche burger buns before one host laments being trapped in an endless 24-month phone contract for the rest of his life.

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Closing music - Belesduna

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Episode Summary

(Or: Defrosted sausages, accidental shits, and Denzel Washington hatred.)

  • 1. Audio Fails & Episode 100-ish: The hosts kick off their milestone episode by complaining about room heat, bad sofa positioning, and the dozens of lost, unusable episodes hidden in their archives.
  • 2. Epstein Lists & Creepy Garden Gnomes: The gang gets distracted by guest Chino's sofa slouching, comparing his look to a cursed, trench-coat-wearing garden gnome on an FBI watchlist.
  • 3. Defrosted Sausages & Barbecue Banter: A discussion about phone calls on the toilet quickly descends into roasts about defrosted-sausage dicks, erect barbecue meats, and strict party guest lists.
  • 4. He-Man Lore & Skeletor's House: The crew derails into a passionate, heavily detailed debate on He-Man cartoon lore, R-rated superhero reboots, and whether Skeletor was evicted by a fruity family.
  • 5. Dislocated Fingers & AI Laser Death Squads: The quiz segment begins as the hosts guess who can pop their fingers out of joint on command and marvel at AI-powered lasers that vaporize flying gnats.
  • 6. Lego Colons & Coughing Up Disasters: A debate on useless skills turns to Lego-built sex toys before one host confesses to a horrific party incident involving Imodium, a cough, and ruined trousers.
  • 7. Porno Mags, Emergency Shits & Morrissey Haters: The group uncovers old tales of stolen adult magazines, public bathroom emergencies at a bowling alley, and an undying, irrational hatred for Morrissey and Denzel Washington.
  • 8. Jamie Oliver & Infinite Phone Bills: The episode wraps up with a furious rant against brioche burger buns before one host laments being trapped in an endless 24-month phone contract for the rest of his life.
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