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Rude Roundtable · May 18 · 1 hr 20 min

098 - Turkey Tits

Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod Closing music - Belesduna Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna Purdy ink Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83 insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/ The boys are back after a brief hiatus with a classic chaotic episode: Holiday Debrief: One host returns from a miserable 10-day family trip to Spain involving rental car scams and zero fun, while another boasts about a lavish 5-star Turkish resort complete with a "puffer fish massacre" boat trip, aggressive Russian buffet-goers, and an overly intense massage. Allotments & Politics: Between watching grass grow at the allotment and dodging political canvassers at the door, the crew briefly debates UK elections and why Jehovah's Witnesses are surprisingly friendly. Sci-Fi & Conspiracy Corner: The gang dives deep into the ultimate hard-hitting topics—why there are no aliens (according to one host), the mystery of UK salmon high on ocean cocaine, the Mortal Kombat movie franchise, and why all life eventually evolves into crabs. AI & Robots: After trying to break AI image generators with bizarre prompts, they wrap up reminiscing about classic 90s British TV (Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, and Challenge Anneka). Verdict: Less a podcast episode and more an unfiltered, rambling pub chat filled with obscure theories, holiday complaints, and questionable life advice.

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Find us here https://linktr.ee/trrpod

Closing music - Belesduna

Find more here https://linktr.ee/belesduna

Purdy ink

Facebook https://www.facebook.com/PurdyInk83

insata https://www.instagram.com/purdyink83/

The boys are back after a brief hiatus with a classic chaotic episode:

  • Holiday Debrief: One host returns from a miserable 10-day family trip to Spain involving rental car scams and zero fun, while another boasts about a lavish 5-star Turkish resort complete with a "puffer fish massacre" boat trip, aggressive Russian buffet-goers, and an overly intense massage.
  • Allotments & Politics: Between watching grass grow at the allotment and dodging political canvassers at the door, the crew briefly debates UK elections and why Jehovah's Witnesses are surprisingly friendly.
  • Sci-Fi & Conspiracy Corner: The gang dives deep into the ultimate hard-hitting topics—why there are no aliens (according to one host), the mystery of UK salmon high on ocean cocaine, the Mortal Kombat movie franchise, and why all life eventually evolves into crabs.
  • AI & Robots: After trying to break AI image generators with bizarre prompts, they wrap up reminiscing about classic 90s British TV (Robot Wars, Scrapheap Challenge, and Challenge Anneka).

Verdict: Less a podcast episode and more an unfiltered, rambling pub chat filled with obscure theories, holiday complaints, and questionable life advice.

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