JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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Apr 1, 2024 · 1 hr 49 min
461 - MORE of the World’s Most AMAZING People! (First Human Cyborg, Time Travel, & The World’s Biggest Poo…)
We asked AI to give us “an original funny concept for JaackMaate’s Happy Hour” episode idea… and they were all SHIT. So we’re doing another episode of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals instead! Alfie has researched more of the world’s most amazing people that have different unusual skills and quirks, and Jaack and Stevie have to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book! There’s a time traveller from the year 5000 that has photographic proof, a man who was left with an incredible superpower after a violent street attack, and a woman with a unique skill for detecting water underground. Plus a human cyborg, a super sensitive nose, and a man who didn’t eat for a year. Oh, and a really big poo. If you enjoyed this, check out episode #411 for the first instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals (where we discuss the infamous Double Dick Dude!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 29, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
460 - PHIL HEATH - 7x Mr Olympia, & Bodybuilding GIANT
Jaack & super sub host Alfie are this week joined by a man who is as giant in size as he is in personality. 7 time Mr Olympia Phil Heath squeezes his way into the Happy Hour studio to discuss his illustrious career as one of the world’s greatest ever bodybuilders. Phil discusses how Hollywood superstar Arnold Schwarzenegger was his inspiration behind entering the world of competitive bodybuilding and Heath’s 7 Mr Olympia wins puts him equal with Arnie himself! Phil opens up about his rough start to life witnessing a point-blank shooting at his high school dance shortly before a sudden injury put a stop to his promising basketball career. But when faced with that infamous fork in the road, Phil chose a path that would change his life (and body) forever. What’s the easiest thing you can do to quickly gain a six pack? Does a bodybuilder ever eat McDonald’s? Can fellow hench gym goer Alfie Indra beat Phil in a ferocious arm wrestle? Answers to all of these burning questions are answered in today’s Happy Hour! So, neck that protein shake, gulp down that chicken breast, put down those 200kg dumbbells and strap in for a guest who’s guaranteed to make you want to do at least one press up. Watch Phil's documentary 'Breaking Olympia: The Phil Heath Story', now available to watch here: upcg.link/BreakingOlympia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 26, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
459 - LUKE LITTLER - The Nuke’s First Exclusive Podcast!
In just four months since the PDC World Championships, Luke Littler has risen to the very top of sporting fame, and today The Nuke himself sits down with Jaack & Stevie to discuss his whirlwind career so far. At just 17 years of age and little over 3 months in the public eye, the teenage darts sensation's life has been turned on its head thanks to his overnight fame. Luke reveals all from being best mates with ‘The Asp’ Nathan Aspinall and ‘Hollywood’ Chris Dobey, to his darting rivalry with MVG and his on stage beef with Ricardo Pietreczko. After giving up his footballing dream aged 11, he's gone on to reach a World Championship final in his debut year at The Palace, played darts with the Manchester United squad, and even opened a Fifa pack during a walk on! From rating YouTubers, to predicting how many World Championships he will win in his career, there’s no stone left unturned in what is one of Luke’s first ever podcasts. Oh… and you’ll never guess how old he was when he threw his first 9 darter… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 21, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
458 - MOLLY "MEATBALL" MCCANN - $2million Drake Bet, Ngannou v Fury, & SCOUSE TEST!
She's Scouse. She's fierce. And she's NOT afraid to take the piss out of us! Molly "Meatball" McCann swaps out grappling a tough MMA opponent, for sitting opposite two absolute MMA novices for her Happy Hour debut! Jaack and Stevie delve deep into what fighting means to Molly, how a childhood scrap led her on to her career, and why she switched from boxing to MMA. From a tough upbringing with a mother fighting addiction, and Molly not being allowed into her local boxing gym due to her gender, to being one of the biggest names in MMA - Molly shares her whole story. How she saved a complete stranger from being sex trafficked, her short stint as a Liverpool footballer, and how one IG post landed her in big trouble with her fiancée! Plus we challenge Stevie to beat Molly in a thumb war and it went about as well as you'd expect... To relieve Molly McCann’s last fight against Diana Belbita, please subscribe to UFC Fight Pass and watch UFC Fight Night®: Dolidze vs. Imavov. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 18, 2024 · 1 hr 20 min
457 - Missing Kate, Jaack’s Penis Gate, & Stevie’s Gym Mate…
The FourSkins are back together once again for yet another absolutely absurd All Caught Up. Stevie’s made a famous “friend” in the gym… kind of. The boys discuss if Stevie’s new gym “friend” can be classed as a friend at all, as Stevie’s yet to pluck up the courage to even say hello. Robbie’s back from his 48th ski trip of the year, and he’s come equipped with tales of a mini holiday fling with arguably the hottest ski instructor the world has ever seen. Will this holiday romance stay platonic? Or will it be causing an avalanche for Robbie’s marriage? Jaack’s been to see hypnotist Robert Temple live, so isn’t quite sure if he’s the same Jaack the podcast has known for the past 5 years. Also, Stevie’s ventured into the deep dark depths of TikTok and educates the boys on the latest conspiracy regarding Kate Middleton. Has she disappeared? Is there more than meets the eye? What’s with that dodgy photoshop job? Stevie turns sleuth! Alfie’s here too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 14, 2024 · 1 hr 29 min
456 - BAMBINO BECKY RETURNS!
The hog is BACK! (That’s not a deeply offensive insult, but it won’t make sense unless you listen to this episode…) Bambino Becky gives us the pleasure of her company on Happy Hour for the first time since 2020, and there’s a ton to catch up on over some birthday drinks for Jaack! In this giddy episode, we cover everything from being sued for the name of her YouTube series 'Strong Ones', to flying to Africa to deliver a pint to Hardest Geezer, to THAT Wayne Lineker kiss... We asked ChatGPT to give us some BambinoBecky trivia and it supplied some hilariously wrong answers, including the BEST catchphrase ever. Plus we chat the The Roast of Bambino Becky, drunken antics with Robbie at Oktoberfest, her genuine poltergeist experience from the boys' home town of Norwich, and the raunchy picture that was sent to Becky's gran! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 11, 2024 · 1 hr 44 min
455 - VERY SUPERSTITIOUS - Bizarre Superstitions & Bad Luck Omens!
If a black cat crosses the road in front of you, does it ruin your entire day? Does the irrational fear build up inside you until you have to knock on wood to reverse the bad luck spell? Regardless of your answer - we have no idea what that means! Jaack, Stevie & Alfie sit down to discuss the strange superstitions that sweep our nation, from walking under ladders to stepping on three drains to breaking a mirror, we’ve all heard these bizarre beliefs and how they supposedly bring us bad luck - but do they? Will listening to this episode bring you seven years of bad luck? No. Will you learn something you can tell your mates down the pub? Potentially. Will Jaack spend a good 10 minutes reading a Spanish nursery rhyme about a cat for no real reason? Yes. So sit back, relax, throw some salt over your shoulder and indulge in today’s mysterious main show! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 7, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
454 - DREAM PRISON ESCAPE!
Following on from our Dream Heists (ep #352), the boys find themselves chucked in the slammer. Sitting in dingy cells with nothing but time on their hands, they are each plotting an elaborate escape plan... Jaack, Stevie and Robbie each explain what crime got them locked up in the first place, how long they bide their time until they attempt escape, and which 3 other famous inmates they're recruiting as accomplices. What exactly is their break-out method? Do they succeed? And how do they plan to evade capture and integrate back into society? Want more of Happy Hour's "dream" episodes? 452 - Dream Urban Legends 406 - Dream Religion 351 - Dream Dates 318 - Robbie's Dream Day 317 - Stevie's Dream Day 315 - Jaack's Dream Day 305 - Dream Theme Parks 234 - Dream Universities 212 - Dream Cities 126 - Dream Holidays 100 - Jaack's Dream Restaurant 99 - Stevie's Dream Restaurant 98 - Robbie's Dream Restaurant Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Mar 4, 2024 · 1 hr 37 min
453 - The WEIRDEST World Records! (Oldest Mum, Longest Cum, Toast Up The Bum?!)
QUIZ HATS ON! Jaack has gathered a list of the weirdest world records he could find, and is quizzing Stevie and Robbie to see who can fill in the fact about the most fascinating human feats (and you can play along too!) From the world's oldest dad, to the most spoons balanced on a body, to the most amount of men slept with in 24 hours. There's also jeep ducking and jizzing, Big Macs and big breasts, and onions and orgies. Also why has Stevie's mum broken so many world records?! Mail us ducks please: Robbie Knox PO Box 3824 Norwich NR7 7QQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 29, 2024 · 1 hr 29 min
452 - Creating Our Own Dream Urban Legends!
It’s a double main show week! The FourSkins are remixing some Happy Hour favourites (or unfavourites) by combining Urban Legends with our popular ‘Dream’ episodes! We’re each creating our very own fearsome creature, giving it a name, choosing a backstory, sharing its powers and weaknesses, and showing how to summon and escape it. Robbie’s is a spin off of a current well known urban legend, Alfie’s revenge-themed story is based on a real life event that happened to him, and Jaack’s legend is based on what we can only assume are some ketamine-induced hallucinations. Oh and if there are any doctors listening, could you please let us know if dead bodies can get erections? Asking for a friend, thanks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 26, 2024 · 1 hr 22 min
451 - MORAL DILEMMAS 3 - What Would You Do? (+ HUGE NEWS!)
In today’s main show Monday, the FourSkins sit down to ponder over life’s toughest moral dilemmas. From running a restaurant with dishes made from human flesh, to sacrificing one large man for 10 smaller people… in a cave… using… dynamite? The boys get their teeth stuck into some truly tricky tests. What’s the morally right thing to do if you've been bitten by a zombie? What’s the fairest way to poison somebody? We answer questions the rest of the world are too downright scared to! Also, we have some big news. Like, really big news. Like big fat massive news. You’re not going to want to miss this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 22, 2024 · 1 hr 59 min
450 - DR SOHOM DAS - Forensic Psychiatrist To The Criminally Insane
Consultant forensic psychiatrist Dr Sohom Das spends his days in prisons, psych hospitals and courts assessing and rehabilitating mentally ill criminals - and working out who is faking it to get a reduced sentence. He gives us fascinating insight into the crossover between crime and sanity. Dr Das explores how mental illness is portrayed in movies, including Split, Joker, Shutter Island, and The Talented Mr. Ripley. He also gives his expert analysis on famous cases such as Lucy Letby, Gypsy Rose Blanchard, Anders Breivik, and Fred and Rose West. After 12 years working in the field, Dr Sohom Das has seen his fair share of shocking cases and strange delusions - a man who pulled out his own eyeballs during a psychotic episode, and a Texas mother who drowned her 5 children due to delusions. In this 2 hour interview, we cover everything from lobotomies and electroshock therapy, to religious delusions and psychopathic CEO’s. Dr Das shares how to spot the signs that someone is faking a mental illness, the widely known disorder that actually does not exist, and just how accurate online psychopath tests really are! Check out Dr Das' YouTube channel - https://www.youtube.com/@APsychForSoreMinds Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 19, 2024 · 1 hr 21 min
449 - DARWIN AWARDS - Dumb Ways To Die! (FourSkins)
In today’s main show Monday, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie listen eagerly to Jaack’s big All Caught Up. How did Jaack REALLY break his finger? Why did Jaack get in a full blown argument with a stranger on the way to the hospital? Will his hand ever recover? (Yes, it’s literally a broken finger). Not only that, Jaack needs to confess a very awkward moment involving Danny D’s impressive appendage at a McDonald’s drive-thru. But aside from Jaack’s latest shenanigans, he's found time to plan possibly the WORST episode ever of Happy Hour... The boys (mainly Jaack) are securing their place at the top of the “who should the internet cancel next” list as Jaack shares his collection of ‘Darwin Awards’ - people who have eliminated themselves from the gene pool via some of the silliest, dumbest and goofiest deaths the world has ever seen. Hilarious? Potentially. Believable? Potentially. Insensitive? Definitely. From crush fetishes to nut allergies, Segway mishaps to water bottle tumbles, the boys share some of the strangest deaths to ever ‘actually’ happen (according to the Darwin Awards website)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 15, 2024 · 1 hr 34 min
448 - MICHAEL FRANZESE - How This Mafia Boss Scammed $10 Million A Week From US Government
In a truly jaw dropping, soon-to-be Happy Hour classic, former mob boss and caporegime in the Colombo crime family Michael Franzese lays his soul bare. All the way from Brooklyn, New York, Michael pops by the Happy Hour studio to talk all things mafia. From horses heads left in beds, to ratting out rats, the Prince of The Mafia reveals just how he managed to quit the mob in 1985 and still live to tell the tale. Very few mobsters successfully manage to leave the mob life behind unscathed but Franzese did, and over the next 90 minutes we’ll get to ask him all the questions you’ve ever wanted to ask a real life mafioso. From literally being name-dropped in arguably the greatest gangster movie of all time ‘Goodfellas’ (Martin Scorsese), to ending up in solitary confinement , Michael has lived through enough to fill 100 lives. This is one you’re going to want to tell your friends about. So sit back, pour yourself a glass of scotch (or equally cool non-alcoholic beverage if under the age of 18) and enjoy what is destined to be one of Happy Hour’s greatest guest interviews to date. Capeesh? Grab your ticket for Michael's live show here: https://www.eventbrite.com/cc/the-re-made-man-tour-the-michael-franzese-story-2734469?fbclid=PAAaZal-mzdnfrpcHW8zkJT_k4cPywHY3BmG8p-ZDKSp5z_2CtVYgjhXb6gUE_aem_Ac00U5O0tAIcrgdIr0i5j_Qtq6iQ2zf9W6d_QbDg92s6kbfwNbMbAgZT3gdtrE8kx8I Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 12, 2024 · 1 hr 23 min
447 - ARGUMENTAL III - Whose Side Are YOU On?!
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration again from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values! Jaack thinks that footballers don't get paid enough, Alfie is denying the existence of ghosts, Robbie is fighting for the death penalty, and Stevie is getting confused over whether darts is a sport. PLUS after telling us about how he's been wrecking rage rooms and bullying builders, Stevie takes the ultimate Beta Cuck title when he's forced to do a complete 180 on his previous controversial film critic comments... If you enjoyed this, check out our previous 'Argumental' episodes (#404 and #443)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 8, 2024 · 1 hr 30 min
446 - THE TRAITORS - Paul & Ross Spill Secrets Of The Castle!
Is Jaack a traitor? Is Jaack a faithful? Neither… Jaack’s just absolutely giddy to be interviewing two contestants from his current favourite TV show - 'The Traitors!' Jaack & Stevie sit down with everybody’s favourite traitor Paul Gorton as he spills the beans on what it’s like to point blank lie to his fellow contestant's face in the famous castle. The lads are also joined by faithful Ross Carson to ask all those important questions you guys want to hear! (Okay, mainly just fanboying over his Mum Diane). If you haven’t seen series 2 of The Traitors yet (and ARE planning on watching it) then watch it BEFORE you listen to this episode! Because this is your formal warning… spoilers ahead! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 5, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
445 - Alfie’s Stolen Phone Saga, & Robbie’s Arse Doctor Antics!
In last Monday’s main show (#443), Alfie recounted how his phone got snatched from his hands right after leaving the podcast studio, and he left the story on a cliffhanger… well we may or may not have an update to the saga! After a year-long battle with a stinging butthole, Robbie has finally been seen by an arse doctor and has some great arse-related updates for us all, which includes sharing all the people and things that have recently explored his anal cavity. We did NOT expect his arse-capades to have us in absolute stitches! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Feb 1, 2024 · 1 hr 49 min
444 - STUNTPEGG - Joey Barton Opinion, Ugliest Stadiums, & The ULTIMATE Football Quiz!
StuntPegg - Nieve Petruzziello - has for the longest time been one of Jaack's (and Robbie's!) favourite football content creators... so it was about time she made her Happy Hour debut and of course she did not disappoint! In this nearly 2 hour episode, the trio discuss the ups and downs of being raised in Rochdale (a place regularly topping the charts of the worst UK towns). From having her prized possession stolen by a child, to appearing on the Graham Norton show, Nieve's upbringing was far from normal. Nieve also speaks openly about her mental health journey, her dispute with fellow Bolton football vlogger Thogden, as well as adding her very valuable opinion on the controversial character that is Joey Barton. The boys also test Nieve’s mettle as they put her through a gruelling football challenge by giving her random football teams from the 92 professional clubs in England. Can Nieve tell us where each team is positioned and in what league? More so, can she whip out a random fact about each club? From Man City to Morecambe, Liverpool to Luton, Tottenham to Torquay… just how much does StuntPegg REALLY know about the beautiful game? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 29, 2024 · 1 hr 24 min
443 - ARGUMENTAL II - What Side Are You On?
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration again from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values! Robbie is denying the moon landing, Stevie is forcing everyone to become vegetarian, Alfie thinks money can buy you happiness, and Jaack reckons the Earth is flat. PLUS 2 weeks ago, Alfie got his phone snatched right after leaving the Happy Hour studio and, during this episode, he gets a message from the person who has his phone... Check out episode #404 for our first Argumental ep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jan 25, 2024 · 1 hr 56 min
442 - DYNAMO IS DEAD? The Magician Makes His Comeback!
Steven Frayne - formally known as Dynamo - is one of the world’s top magicians and performers. Known for his crazy stunts such walking on water, floating above London, and blowing the minds of A-listers across the globe, Steven explains why he has been away from the spotlight in recent years, and why now is the time for his comeback. Steven has recently undertaken the biggest and boldest feat of his life - burying himself alive. Without a coffin. Something that no magician before him has successfully done. Steven also delves into his childhood and how bullies became one of the reasons he began to learn magic. He also speaks openly about how mental health and Crohn’s disease affected his personal life and career. Steven also treats us to a live magic performance so stick around to the end of the podcast! Watch ‘Dynamo is Dead’, available NOW on Sky! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices