JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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Oct 27, 2023 · 1 hr 42 min
421 - RICHARD CASE - The Paranormal Investigator…. That Doesn’t Believe In Ghosts!
Richard Case - also known as ‘The Ghost Challenger’ - has 35+ years of experience in investigating the paranormal. From ghoulish ghosts, to devilish demons, right through to withered witches, Richard has explored them all. After studying witchcraft in his early years, Richard then entered the world of exploring haunted buildings… by himself. No team, no crew, no friends, just him and the paranormal presences that inhabit the old cellars, churches and prisons. However after years of exploration, Richard doesn’t seem too scared and, in today’s Happy Hourween, we find out why. If you enjoyed this episode, check out last years Halloween special guest exorcism expert Beth Darlington (#320)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 23, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min
420 - The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede
Jaack has finally committed to doing something that he said he would do - he's written an entire script for The Human Centipede 4! Stevie, Robbie and Alfie all have starring roles but haven't pre-read the script so you'll be seeing their genuine reactions to Jaack's disturbing imagination... The Human Centipede 4: The Human Millipede One major plan. One million pedes. Written and narrated by Jack Dean. Starring Stevie White, Robbie Knox, and Alfie Indra. A Mack Bean production. Based a real made up story. Rated "U" for "U gotta be mental to enjoy this". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 19, 2023 · 1 hr 38 min
419 - SMITHY - Meeting Messi, Franky Fryer, & Diabetes Diagnosis
Adam Smith is swapping his presenting hat for his podcasting hat as he makes his debut on Happy Hour! Name a footballer… and Smithy has likely interviewed them. He shares stories about the biggest players and managers, plus how he’s met Messi TWICE. We of course chat about his Soccer AM characters Baby Elvis and Franky Fryer! Smithy also opens up about his type 1 diabetes diagnosis, the surprising ways that it affects his daily life, and Jaack has an important message to share on behalf of his sister. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 16, 2023 · 1 hr 12 min
418 - Meeting McGregor, Disgraceful Dads & A Burnt Bellend (Slightly Drunk All Caught Up!)
The boys have had a few pints before filming so they (mainly Jaack) are slightly giddy for this all caught up! Stevie has gone FULL KAREN MODE on his neighbours but is it justified? Alfie is deciding how he’d chat up women if his partner died, and Jaack tells us about his kitchen mishap that left him with a major penis injury! The boys discuss their awful experience at the local pub and the bizarre reason their entire food order was ruined, plus Jaack tells us what happened when he met Conor McGregor… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 12, 2023 · 1 hr 43 min
417 - JASON KOON - The World’s Greatest Poker Player!
Jason Koon, who currently sits at number 4 on the list of top poker earners of all time and has over $50 million in tournament winnings, is overseas to join us in the Happy Hour studio! Jason shares how he overcame struggles with homelessness, an absent father, and a career-ending sports injury to completely turn his life around and make a career out of poker. Jason gives his opinion on fellow poker players Daniel Negreanu, Phil Hellmuth, Stephen Chidwick, Doug Polk, Stu Ungar and Doyle Brunson. He also shares CRAZY stories from a night partying with Phil Ivey, an intense game in the Philippines, and the time he played poker at Dan Bilzerian’s house... Plus the common mistakes that amateurs make, how he made $41,000 in one day while at school, and what he blew his first big win on! You don’t necessarily need to be a huge poker fan or understand the rules of the game to enjoy this episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 9, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min
416 - The Fourskins on XL Bullies, Oktoberfest, & Alfie's Tits
For the first time since our 400th episode special (and for our first main show in full visuals), the Fourskins are all together for a big ol' catch up! Stevie has been watching porn with his mum, Robbie's been getting drunk with Bambinobecky, Jaack is slagging off a comedian, and Alfie's grown a lovely pair of breasts... There's also a Welsh wedding, marathon training, Brits abroad, and XL bully dogs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 5, 2023 · 1 hr 17 min
415 - THE 2 JOHNNIES - Top Irish Podcasters! (Irish Slang, Good Craic, & Ringing Ruairi McSorley!)
Podcast worlds collide as we sit down with Irish comedy duo Smacks and Johnny B - AKA The 2 Johnnies - for our FIRST Spotify video exclusive podcast! The 2 Johnnies have done it all, from releasing music, to radio presenting, to topping the charts with their very own podcast. The 2 Johnnies are teaching us Irish slang and busting myths about 7up, road rage, and sandwiches. They explain why Irish pub culture is dying, and share the unwritten rules for drinking Guinness. There's stories about the disturbing object put into the Happy Hour Hall of Fame, telling lies to bouncy castle hirers, mistaken identity in McDonald's, and fingering in school. And of course we can't have the boys on without talking about our Irish sweetheart Ruairi McSorley! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 2, 2023 · 1 hr 31 min
414 - More Tier Lists… With A Twist! (Ranking The WORST Ever YouTubers)
We're doing another "tier lists with a twist" - once an item has been given a number in the tier list, it CANNOT be changed, which leads on to some very controversial placements! We're debating the top 10 comedians who have been on Happy Hour, characters from Harry Potter, and YouTubers that Jaack has previously had beef with. Spicy! We also have some VERY exciting news for our Happy Hour audience... If you liked this, check out #395 for more tier lists with a twist where we debate top 10 bands, movies and celebrities! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 28, 2023 · 1 hr 47 min
413 - ANGRY GINGE - Sidemen Charity Match, Quitting Streaming & YANITED!
Man of the moment Morgan, AKA Angry Ginge, boasts 450k Twitch followers, 790k Tik Tok followers and has just taken part in the Sidemen charity match… it’s hard to believe he’s only in his second year of being a content creator! Ginge explains how the Sidemen discovered him, reads out his messages from Miniminter, and shares how he felt about being called a try-hard on the pitch. Plus what Speed is like off camera and what Ginge did to seriously piss off MrBeast! Ginge exclusively shares with Happy Hour the reason he went back to streaming after quitting. We test Ginge’s knowledge on his beloved YANITED! He’s also calling out Pieface and has an argument to settle with Jaack… Plus the TikTokkers that have called him out, why the Simple Simon v Ed Matthews fight was rigged, and predictions for the upcoming KSI v Tommy Fury and Dillon Danis v Logan Paul fights. Ginge also talks money, darts, and the time he died… yes, you read that right. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 25, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min
412 - Not So Superpowers!
We’re going through a list of unique superpowers that Jaack, Stevie and Alfie can choose to gain, however each superpower comes with a caveat… for example, you can play every instrument perfectly but only when no one is listening! In this episode we’re looking at infinite money, super strength, irresistible looks, the power to prevent death, unlimited food, knowledge of everything, ability to understand any language, and lasting super long in bed… each with a big BUT (not the Kim K kind). Thank you Ren from Reddit for assisting with this episode! Join our subreddit r/jaackmaate for more Happy Hour content. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 21, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min
411 - The World’s Most AMAZING People! (X-Ray Vision, Tasting Colours & The Man With 2 Penises)
Alfie has researched people with different incredible skills and quirks, and Jaack and Stevie have to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s "Amazing Indraviduals" book! There's people with synaesthesia (the ability to taste colours), a guy with 2 penises (penii?), and a man who hasn't slept in over 60 years (bollocks). Plus a woman with the world's best eyesight, and a young girl with X-ray vision?! Let us know if you want another instalment of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 18, 2023 · 1 hr 8 min
410 - Debating Your Controversial Opinions...
Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are joined by their mate Joel to debate your controversial opinions, and Joel is sharing his own view that a very popular event is overrated! The boys are discussing whether roast dinners are a good meal, if going to university is a waste of time, and whether David Attenborough is overrated. Jack is revolutionising the way education works, Robbie is putting forward a new way of doing firework displays, and someone reckons they can climb Everest with zero training! We're also debating hypnosis, Oppenheimer, cosmetic surgery, and what the fuck Jaack found in his sausage meat... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 14, 2023 · 1 hr 42 min
409 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' with Special Guest ALEX ZANE!
Alex Zane is back on Happy Hour and we're playing "Would You Lie To Me?", with Stevie and Alfie deciding whether each story Alex tells is the truth or a tall tale! There are crazy true stories mixed in with big fat lies so play along at home and try to predict whether the stories are true or not! Does Alex Zane receive an annual FaceTime from a famous actress? Did he once trap a woman inside a zoo enclosure? Is he in debt to a big movie star? Does he have a secret role in a blockbuster movie? And did he once accidentally offend one of the toughest men in Hollywood? If you enjoyed this, check out episode #115 for Alex's first appearance on Happy Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 11, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
408 - WEIRD CRYPTIDS (Gef The Talking Mongoose, The Squonk, & Louisiana Wookie!)
The boys are delving into cryptids - animals that are said to exist but whose existence is disputed or unsubstantiated, such as the Loch Ness Monster. Stevie is teaching us about the evolutionary enigma that is the tailed slow loris, the Honey Island Swamp Monster that is a product of some crazy interspecies sexy time, the adorably miserable Squonk, and Gef The Talking Mongoose - which is just as mental as it sounds! And speaking of completely made up stories... Stevie talks about his recent driving test! Plus Robbie's been hanging out with celebrities in Scotland, and Jaack shares his run in with death AND the law! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 7, 2023 · 1 hr 36 min
407 - JOE WILKINSON - Chatabix, Returning To Stand Up & Working With Gervais!
LISTEN UP BISCUITS! Comedian, writer, actor, podcaster, and Robbie Knox lookalike Joe Wilkinson is making his debut on Happy Hour! With Alfie being a huge Chatabiscuit, we of course asked Joe all about his podcast with David Earl. Despite Joe's chaotic and expensive stunts, he's somehow managed to keep his job as a regular on '8 Out Of 10 Cats' - he shares the only 2 stunts in 12 years that the studio has turned down, and why! Joe has acted in 'Derek' and 'After Life' and shares exactly how the roles came about, why he didn't turn up on his first day shooting, and what it's like to work with Ricky Gervais. Plus getting mixed up with his lookalike Robbie Knox, how his childhood hobby nearly killed people, and we also play a game of "fill in the blank” with Joe's hilarious old tweets. Crunch crunch! If you enjoyed this episode, check out #338 with David Earl. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 5, 2023 · 1 hr 12 min
406 - Designing Our Dream Religion!
Since there aren't enough religions in the world, the boys are adding 3 more! They are each sharing a name for their religion, who they're worshipping, the rules for their followers, and what their hell is like. Stevie tries to convince us that he’s not worshipping Hitler, Jaack has an extensive list of commandments, and Robbie's rule causes him to be inappropriate in front of children... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 31, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min
405 - SAM TOMPKINS - From Brighton Busker, To Belting Bangers With Bieber!
Due to a need for pocket money, a teenage Sam Tompkins began busking on the streets of Brighton. Just a few years later, Sam's talent has earned him a successful music career and a spot supporting Justin Bieber! Sam delves into his hack for the best place to busk, how much he earnt a day, and the worst things that have happened to him whilst singing in public. Sam also chats his viral busking video with Ren, the embarrassing thing he used to do to get noticed by celebrities, and of course the story of how his musical hero Justin Bieber became his pal! Plus Sam reminds Jaack of their AWKWARD interaction when the pair first met a few years ago! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 28, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min
404 - ARGUMENTAL - Very Heated Debates! (Which Side Are You On?)
Argumental, the Happy Hour Mass Debate… whatever you want to call it, we're going to argue about it! We're taking inspiration from panel show 'Argumental' and debating silly questions, but we've each been allocated a side to fight for, that doesn't necessarily align with our own values! Alfie reckons all drugs should be legal, Stevie is fighting against fat kids, and Jaack has a ridiculous reason why it's way better to be a night owl than a morning person... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 24, 2023 · 1 hr 52 min
403 - DARREN STANTON - The Human Lie Detector (Body Language Expert!)
Darren Stanton - dubbed the Human Lie Detector - is the UK's number one body language and behavioural expert! He’s worked on countless famous murder cases including Chris Watts and Mick Philpott, he’s trained professional poker players on how to hide common tells, and he even writes body language analysis for Love Island! Darren explains why he turned down a job with one of tv's most infamous confrontational talk shows, and why polygraph tests are a load of bollocks! He also gives his honest opinion on the McCanns, and shares his most memorable interrogation which involved a barefoot man and a bomb... Darren talks about fascinating famous psychology experiments, why people stood by when a woman lay dying on the streets of New York, the reason people blindly obey anyone in a high vis jacket, how he caught someone lying on their CV, and the weirdest enquiries he gets. PLUS body language myths, dating tips, and how to get away with lying! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 21, 2023 · 1 hr 11 min
402 - All Caught Up! (Failed Driving Tests, Weird Emails & Alfie's Quitting Music)
Alfie's been a wizard, Stevie's been wanking, and Jaack's had the worst week... it's an "all caught up" episode! Stevie’s nervous about his upcoming driving test so Jaack, despite taking 7 attempts to pass, is offering advice. Alfie is looking for album art ideas for his upcoming EP and Jaack, despite having no experience in the music industry, is offering advice. (Can you sense the theme here?!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices