JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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Aug 17, 2023 · 1 hr 48 min
401 - CARLTON COLE - The Funniest Man In Football!
Retired footballer turned West Ham ambassador Carlton Cole is serving up plenty of crazy football stories! Going clubbing with Tevez, what Carlton was forced to smuggle into the training ground, and the REAL reason Ranieri sent him out on loan! He's also delving into how being expelled from school ended up helping him achieve his dream career, and the surprising item he used to develop his football skills as a child. Carlton gives his opinion on Declan Rice's move to Arsenal, playing with David Beckham, and "Fake Carlton Cole" on Twitter. Plus he shares why Big Sam wanted to get rid of him, and a hilarious story about Avram Grant! There’s also shocking stories about Mourhino, Capello, and TalkSport’s Simon Jordan… http://www.kunlebarker.com/business/1in4-watch/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 14, 2023 · 1 hr 53 min
Happy Hour's 400th Episode! (Worst Guests, Future Predictions & Festival Fails!)
It seems like only yesterday we released our bumper 300th episode, but it's been a year and a lot has changed! We're seeing if the predictions we made on episode #300 for our future came true, and we're making some big predictions, both personal and Happy Hour related, for the next year! We're also putting guests from the past year into a tier list with a twist - the order cannot be changed once the guest has been placed in the list. We're also seeing which phrases from our ep #300 bingo card are still relevant to the podcast today, and Jaack has received a VERY exciting email! Plus we're having a big catch up about how we ended up performing on the 2nd biggest stage at Kendal Calling festival! There's stories about tent intruders, stolen booze, festival fails, celebrity encounters, and Jaack has an apology for something he said on stage... (00:00:00-00:06:45) Introduction (00:06:45-00:14:48) Kendal Calling Festival (00:14:48-00:33:35) Happy Hour's set (00:33:35-00:36:26) Alfie's set (00:36:26-00:51:52) Celebrity encounters at Kendal Calling (00:51:52-01:00:55) Predictions from ep #300 (01:00:55-1:13:24) Happy Hour predictions for next year (1:13:24-1:17:34) Bingo card (1:17:34-1:42:38) Guest tier list (1:42:38-1:49:24) Personal life predictions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 10, 2023 · 1 hr 23 min
399 - TOM GRENNAN - Attacked In New York, On-Stage Disasters & Soccer Aid Masterclass!
A LOT has happened in Tom Grennan's world since he was last on - TWO number 1 albums, BRIT nominations, and collabs with some of the biggest artists out there! Tom delves into how his KSI collaboration came about, his warning from Gogglebox producers, and how his dad makes the most out of Tom's celebrity status! There's also THAT Soccer Aid goal, and what went down after being invited out to dinner by a pro footballer! Tom also talks about two of his biggest on-stage disasters (TW for emetophobia), the many ways in which he gives back to his fans, and how he was violently attacked in New York. Check out episodes #21 and #176 for Tom's previous episodes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 7, 2023 · 2 hr 5 min
398 - Get To Know Fiona! (Jaack's Fiancée)
You requested, we listened! Jaack's fiancée Fiona is back on the pod, and this time she's in the hot seat as we grill her on 25 hard hitting questions to get to know the woman behind the scenes of Happy Hour! In this 2 hour long episode, Fiona is sharing her guilty pleasures, her most surreal celebrity moment, the addiction that affects her daily life, and she's sharing stories that even Jaack doesn't know! As well as a very niche answer for her most hated human being, and a surprisingly deep answer for her biggest regret, she lists everything - and we mean EVERYTHING - that annoys her about Jaack in a 20 minute rant... we promise she loves Jaack really!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 3, 2023 · 1 hr 15 min
397 - MAX FOSH III - Private Investigators, Cooking In A Volcano & His Divorce…
Max Fosh graces the Happy Hour studio for his fifth appearance and a LOT has changed since he was last on nearly 2 years ago! He's since gained an extra 1.5 million subscribers and he shares exactly how he's achieved it, including hacks for YouTube Shorts, and the genius way he uses technology to come up with video concepts. With no shortage of amazing videos to delve into, Max is sharing exactly how won big in a Vegas casino with the help of a feisty feathered friend, how he made national news by tricking tourists into thinking they'd landed at the wrong airport, and the many mishaps he faced when cooking a microwave meal in an active volcano! Plus, why he had hire a lawyer to help him through his divorce, and how he didn't realise he was being followed by a private investigator... Check out Max's previous Happy Hour appearances on eps #113, #134, #183, and #239. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 27, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min
396 - All Caught Up With My Weird Mate...
Making his podcast debut, Jaack and Stevie's weird mate Jake is joining us in the Happy Hour studio! He's sharing how he’s met so many celebrities (including Jaack), and why he was turned away from the BAFTAs! We’re also delving into his insane eating habits that should quite frankly be illegal, and we’re FORCING him to try a brand new food live on the podcast! Jaack shares stories from his trip working in Australia with the West Ham team, including how he narrowly avoided catching chlamydia, and the footballer he slept with… And Stevie talks about his 30th birthday antics, how he was deeply offended by a child at the theatre, and why his mum is nominated for a Silly Billy Award! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 24, 2023 · 1 hr 36 min
395 - Tier Lists... But With A Twist!
In today's episode, we're covering tier lists but not as you know it! We're debating our top 10 bands, movies and celebrities, but here’s the catch… once an item has been given a number in the tier list, it CANNOT be changed! Because our decision is final, this leads on to some very controversial placements! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 20, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
394 - "Did It Happen Of The Year" Awards!
Things happen in life. Coincidences happen. Normal things happen. Yet people on Twitter still love to scream "DID NOT HAPPEN OF THE YEAR AWARDS" on nearly every mundane tweet. So today we're looking at obscure "DHOTY" stories that we've found online, and debating whether they did or did not happen. Did a celebrity steal someone's lunch? Is the new neighbour hiding a big secret? Did a miracle happen to a deceased pet? Did this lottery misfortune really happen? Plus, how Jaack majorly embarrassed himself in front of an attractive woman, why Stevie upstaged some buskers, and Alfie explains his genuine near death experience! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 17, 2023 · 1 hr 48 min
393 - Get To Know JaackMaate!
Despite oversharing nearly every detail of his life online, there is still a lot to learn about Jaack! In the final of our "Get To Know" mini series, we're asking 25 burning questions to delve into the strange mind of JaackMaate. We’re taking a look through his cringey 2012 Facebook posts, the boys are shaming him for his first kiss technique, and in true old school JaackMaate style, he’s going on a rant about his most hated person on the entire planet… Jaack is sharing stories from his time at a house party abroad with a certain footballer and, unfortunately for your ears, is trying his hand at rapping. We’re also learning some fascinating facts about death row meals, there’s a revelation about his Harry Potter house, and he gives the BEST answer for underrated human (but please don’t get mad at who he thinks is really overrated!) PLUS Stevie and Alfie are genuinely horrified at what they find on Jaack’s phone... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 13, 2023 · 1 hr 31 min
392 - MORE Japanese Urban Legends! (Cursed Poems, Badly Translated Stories & More!)
Stevie is dusting off his urban legends book and gathering us round the campfire to read us more spooky tales from Japan! Jaack and Alfie are reacting to a doomed mountain tunnel associated with real life deaths, an attractive spirit that lures in unsuspecting men, and a hungry wife hiding a huge secret from her husband... Plus Tomino's Hell - a poem said to curse the person reading it aloud (you didn't think that one through did you Stevie...), and a story about a demon who snatches body parts that is so badly translated, it's got us in stitches! If you enjoyed this, check out ep #346 for more Japanese urban legends, including Shirime who has an eye for a butthole, and the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary and Annabelle! (00:00:00-00:09:33) Introduction (00:09:33-00:26:55) Tomino’s Hell (00:26:55-00:45:44) Howling Inunaki Tunnel (00:45:44-00:59:30) Kuchisake-onna (00:59:30-01:05:37) Futakuchi-onna (01:05:37-01:27:55) Itsuwari No Monogatari Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 10, 2023 · 1 hr 29 min
391 - Get To Know Robbie Knox!
Robbie Knox is being grilled by the boys for the third instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! Robbie shares his bizarre interaction with a Gallagher brother at an art exhibition, the weird thing he likes to do on trains, and the huge mistake people make when answering "which 3 celebrities would you invite to a dinner party?"! Robbie treats us to a wonderful performance of Elton John's "I'm Still Standing" as we try to figure out if Jaack is tone-deaf. Alfie is fuming at Robbie’s death row meal choices, an innocent Harry Potter chat somehow turns raunchy, and there's a debate so divisive that Robbie gets his wife involved! Plus, the boys help to plan a JaackMaate YouTube comeback! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 6, 2023 · 1 hr 4 min
390 - Reacting To RAUNCHY Listener Confessions!
We're reacting to even MORE audience-submitted tour confessions (this time largely sex based) and deciding whether or not to grant forgiveness! There's bed wetting, sex quizzes, wanking, friends with benefits, and questionable condom disposal methods... Jaack is offering bedroom advice despite not being able to contain his urges towards his own mattress, but surprisingly isn't the only person out there to make love to a piece of bedroom furniture! Stevie had an unwanted raunchy surprise in his hotel room, and Robbie is debating which biscuit would be best to use for a game of "Soggy Biscuit". If you enjoyed this episode, check out #366 where we reacted to more tour confessions! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 3, 2023 · 1 hr 21 min
389 - Get To Know Stevie White!
Stevie White is the special guest for the second instalment of our "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members! He's telling us all about the mental things he's been wasting his money on, why his girlfriend calls him a Karen, and how he managed to mess up his first proper kiss! As well as his raging sex addiction, Stevie opens up about another addiction that affected his sleep. Plus, he reveals which TV show he applied for that Jaack NEVER knew about! There's an unusually high amount of roleplaying in this episode, and plenty of singing. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 29, 2023 · 1 hr 12 min
388 - Jaack & Stevie's HONEST Q&A PART 2! (Awkward Interactions, Disappointing Guests, & What Gets Cut Out!)
Since we ran out of time in our recent Q&A episode (#377), Jaack and Stevie thought it was only fair to do a part 2 and answer even more of your difficult questions! Which episode are we most unhappy with? Who would we take on in the boxing ring? And does Jaack REALLY hate urban legends?! We’re spilling the beans on our most awkward interactions with guests, which includes sex toys and moody managers. Plus the types of things that get cut out from the episodes! Stevie is delving into how he feels being Isaac’s stepdad, and Jaack is fanboying after finally meeting one of his heroes! And the boys finally spill the beans on an awkward topic that we’ve been avoiding for a very long time… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 26, 2023 · 1 hr 30 min
387 - Get To Know Alfie Indra!
In the first instalment of a new "Get To Know" mini series where we're asking 25 burning questions to each of the FourSkins members, Alfie Indra is in the hot seat! He's explaining how he nearly killed his first crush, what he's done to majorly piss off his new neighbour, and why he was terrified of Stevie when they first met! Alfie is also telling us about the biggest regret of his life which involves one of the Sidemen (warning: it’s cringey). Plus an unexpected celebrity encounter in a music studio, possibly the weirdest answer to "what is one thing that makes your day better?", and his big Guinness World Record goal that involves a large amount of Creme Eggs... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 22, 2023 · 1 hr 40 min
386 - JAMES MARRIOTT - Quitting YouTube, Going Sober & Eboys!
Musician and streamer (and Stevie's doppelgänger!) James Marriott is this week's guest! James delves deep into why he has stopped uploading to his YouTube channel with over 2 million subscribers, which videos he regrets most, and the way the commentary scene negatively affected him. James also opens up about the scary scenario that caused him to give up drinking, and how it feels to party sober! James gives us his opinion on the Eboys split, and tells us which member he doesn't speak to any more... Plus, his beef with a fellow musician that started over a TWEET, and the rapper that gave him career advice! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 19, 2023 · 1 hr 16 min
385 - The Big Happy Hour Summer Pub Quiz!
The Drop Bears have turned into "Quizzly Bears" as they take on a pub quiz hosted by Stevie! There are 5 categories to tackle - tv and film, sport, music, science, and a silly round - with a huge tiebreaker question to finish! With Robbie being a MENSA member, and Jaack being notoriously quite thick... who will be crowned the ultimate winner?! Play along with the boys and tweet us your scores @jaackshappyhour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 15, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
384 - NOSTALGIA! (Pokémon, Chuckle Brothers, Beanie Babies & Toilet Shrines!)
We’re taking a trip down memory lane to Nostalgia Town! Jaack, Stevie and Alfie are comparing their childhoods and swapping stories about their favourite toys, tv shows and teddies. We're talking earliest memories (Alfie's involves his penis), the weird things that Jaack posted through neighbour's doors, and Stevie shares his Teletubbies based fib! We're also looking at the world's most expensive Beanie Babies, and talking about the toys we thought would be worth loads in the future. Plus, since Alfie isn't well versed in Pokémon, he's getting the ultimate test where he has to guess their names based on just their picture! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 12, 2023 · 1 hr 18 min
383 - Which Happy Hour Host Has The WORST Opinions?
Get inside the minds of the Fourskins members as we each give our honest opinions on questions like what's the most pathetic animal? And, what's the perfect age to die? Jaack has lost his voice from chanting at the football, but that hasn't stopped him from chiming in with some horrendous opinions! We learn the real reason he doesn't want kids, and his theory about big dicks (thankfully the two are unrelated). Plus he asks what is possibly the most stupid question in the history of the podcast! Alfie is wanking to a deceased monarch, Robbie is hoping to bin off one of his children, and Stevie has a terrible take for the greatest singer of all time. We've also come up with a new group name... let us know if you think it should replace "The Fourskins"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 9, 2023 · 1 hr 13 min
382 - 'Would You Lie To Me?' with Special Guest EXAMPLE!
Rapper Example is on Happy Hour for his FOURTH appearance and we're playing a game of "Would You Lie To Me?" with him, with Alfie and Stevie deciding whether each story Example tells is the truth or a big fat lie! Has Example accidentally sent nudes to a certain footballer, fended off gangster by singing to them, saved a celebrity's life, and more?! Example also opens up about his divorce, and describes what his penis looks like in quite a lot of detail... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices