Mar 23, 2023 · 1 hr 13 min
JH
Comedy
JaackMaate’s Happy Hour
Spotify Studios
Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.
- 682 episodes
- Updated Monday
- Explicit
Episodes682
- JHMar 20, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min
360 - Stevie White Has Taken Over!
Stevie White is becoming the President of England! With a party name and slogan to choose, new laws to bring in, and prisoners to pardon, there's a lot to dive in to! Stevie shares exactly how he will be using flash mobs, Brian Cox, and blowjobs to control the nation. Plus Jaack shares an upsetting update about his newborn, and why social services should probably get involved… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHMar 16, 2023 · 1 hr 30 min
359 - The GOATs Of Everything! (Part 5)
In our final GOATs Of Everything, we're covering letters V-Z, with the best video game, website, extreme sport, YouTuber and zoo animal (can you tell we struggled with the shite letters of the alphabet?!) Plus Jaack shares exactly how he feels after becoming a father to a surprise newborn with very high demands... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHMar 13, 2023 · 1 hr 11 min
358 - The GOATs Of Everything! (Part 4)
In the penultimate episode of our GOATs Of Everything mini series, we're tackling big debates such as “would you have wedges instead of roast potatoes on your Sunday dinner?”, and “if a bear shits in the woods and no-one is around to hear it, does it make a noise?". You know, the usual insightful stuff... As always, tweet us @jaackshappyhour to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHMar 9, 2023 · 1 hr 18 min
357 - The GOATs Of Everything! (Part 3)
Part 3 of our GOATs Of Everything series brings a ton of nostalgia as we debate the ultimate kid's toy, Pokémon, and movie! Jaack is confused by the concept of a "one hit wonder", Stevie is sharing multiple life hacks, and Robbie shocks us all by winning the most rogue category that we would have never seen coming… As always, tweet us @jaackshappyhour to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHMar 6, 2023 · 1 hr 19 min
356 - WE’RE COMING TO YOUR CITY?! (New Tour Dates!)
HUGE NEWS! Incase you hadn't picked up on our "subtle" hints over the last few weeks... we're over the moon to finally announce that we are extending our Round Sheep tour! And this time we're going international baby! With a ton of new dates and cities to reveal, we share our thoughts on each venue, what you can expect from the show, and which surprising people are on our guest list. Tickets go on sale on Friday 10th of March, and Ticketmaster customers have access to a limited pre-sale on Thursday 9th March. Visit www.happyhourlive.co.uk and @jaackshappyhour on Twitter for all the details and updates you'll need. We hope to see you on tour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHMar 2, 2023 · 1 hr 20 min
355 - The GOATs Of Everything! (Part 2)
In part 2 of our GOATs Of Everything series, we're covering letters F-J! We're arguing our case for the best fact, goal, holiday, invention and job. Plus we have an important apology to make... As always, tweet us @jaackshappyhour to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 27, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
354 - The GOATs Of Everything! (Part 1)
Taking inspiration from fan fave episodes “The A-Z Of The Best And Worst Things!”, we’re kicking off a new series where we discuss the GOATs of everything! In this episode, we chat the best alcoholic beverages, bands, cartoon characters, ways to die, and events. There’s LadBaby, blowjobs, and Peppa Pig… thankfully not related. Tweet us @jaackshappyhour to let us know if you agree or disagree with our choices, and to submit your own! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 23, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
353 - What Happens On Tour Doesn't Stay On Tour...
It's our first episode back in the studio after taking Happy Hour on tour, and there are plenty of stories! Alfie found love with a crew member, Robbie got aired by a comedian, Stevie had to deal with hecklers, and Jaack caused an absolute disaster backstage... We also reveal our pre-show rituals, tour bus antics, our favourite audience confessions and what we REALLY thought of each venue! Plus we can finally answer the question that's been on everyone's mind... is tour manager John a Big John or a Lil John?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 20, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
352 - PLANNING THE ULTIMATE HEIST!
With "Cut That Katie" no longer working for Happy Hour, the boys are cancelled and the podcast crumbles to the ground. There is now only one goal - to make the largest amount of money over 24 hours in any way possible. The boys become the mastermind of their very own HEIST! The boys each have a team made up of beauty, brains, brawn and a boss. After choosing codenames, disguises, and a safe base, the motley crews get to work! Who are they targeting, what are they stealing, and most importantly... do they get away? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 16, 2023 · 1 hr 22 min
351 - Planning Our Dream Dates!
To continue with our Valentine's Day themed episodes, the boys are each sharing a full run down of their dream dates! We've got the who, what, when and where, plus a healthy dose of roleplaying, weird chat up lines, intense jogger erections and sea pork... (Trust me, it will all make sense once you've listened.) If you enjoyed this episode, check out our other "dream" episodes: #318 - Robbie's Dream Day #317 - Stevie's Dream Day #315 - Jaack's Dream Day #305 - Dream Theme Parks #234 - Dream Universities #212 - Dream Cities #126 - Dream Holidays #100 - Jaack's Dream Restaurant #99 - Stevie's Dream Restaurant #98 - Robbie's Dream Restaurant Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 13, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min
350 - The Love Doctors Answer YOUR Love Woes!
In this year's Valentine's Day special, the boys are donning their Love Doctor lab coats and answering audience submitted relationship concerns! Unwanted flirting, prolonged proposals, and undisclosed infertility, plus a partner who chooses games over his girlfriend, and a major injury caused by some *ahem* face fun. The boys are also discussing their icks, and Robbie shares the lengths that he had to go to to flirt with girls back in the day... If you like this, check out episode 138 for the first "Love Doctors" episode where the boys answered even more of your love woes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 9, 2023 · 1 hr 34 min
349 - Girlfriend vs Best Friend... Who Knows Jack Best?
Fiona is back in the studio to go head to head with Stevie for a game of "Mr and Mrs"! In the ultimate test to see who knows Jack better out of his best mate and his fiancée, we delve into questions such as why Jack got kicked out of school, the reason Jack was featured in the news as a kid, and what Jack once did to his disabled auntie... Play along and tweet us your scores @jaackshappyhour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 6, 2023 · 1 hr 10 min
348 - Are These Things Overrated Or Underrated?!
In this episode, we play a game of "Overrated Or Underrated?" where the boys have to decide whether a particular thing is, as the name suggests, overrated or underrated! We're discussing cheese, nightclubs, vegetarians, the Olympics, all-you-can-eat buffets, boobs, motorbikes, the moon, and The Rock! Can the boys come to an agreement? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHFeb 2, 2023 · 1 hr 15 min
347 - We Have Some Big Things To Confess...
We're reacting to even more of your Reddit confessions and deciding whether you can be forgiven or not! There’s some revengeful tenants who are opening other people's mail, a disgruntled cashier that has a strange way of messing with the customers, an awkward message in a card that got sent around work, and a dad that’s hiding a big secret from his family! We’ve also replaced our mould chat with talking in depth about skips, Robbie is boycotting a certain airline and calling out Jack on live radio, Stevie explains why he's been wearing wet socks and why he wants to speak to Happy Hour's HR, and Jack is highly confused by cocktail sticks and confesses something questionable he used to do with his own bodily fluids... This episode has got the lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHJan 30, 2023 · 1 hr 30 min
346 - Japanese Urban Legends! (ButtEye, Red Room Curse & More...)
For the first Urban Legends episode of Series 7, we’re venturing to Japan! Stevie tells us the many reasons why you should be careful when using the bathroom in Japan, including a legless ghost, and a cruel toilet paper trick. Plus we’re reacting to the highly requested tale of Shirime, who you may know as the man with an eye for a butthole… There’s also the Japanese versions of Bloody Mary (Hanako-san), and Annabelle (the haunted doll of Hokkaido whose hair never stops growing), an urban legend that inspired a key detail in Squid Game, and a lethal online game with a real life backstory involving an 11 year old who murdered her school mate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHJan 26, 2023 · 1 hr 25 min
345 - We Need Urgent Help! (ft. Lloyd Griffith)
Comedian and seasoned professional of touring Lloyd Griffith joins us to give the boys pointers for their own tour! Lloyd has advice for nerves, hecklers and audience interaction. We learn a common misconception about tour riders, why roof height matters in a venue, and why you shouldn't have sex while on tour. Plus, Lloyd shares the time he got a bit too drunk before a gig, and why the Happy Hour boys have a better tour bus than Jack Whitehall! Get your tickets to The Round Sheep Tour now at happyhourlive.co.uk before they sell out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHJan 23, 2023 · 1 hr 22 min
344 - Are These The Internet's Biggest ASSHOLES?!
The boys react to more bizarre "Am I The Asshole" scenarios, giving advice about cummy cucumbers, chunky coworkers and complex crushes. There's also an unwanted family member intruding on intimate moments in the bedroom, a brother in law upset that women dare to menstruate in his presence, and Mac Bean himself is after some legal advice... If you enjoyed this episode, don't forget to check out episode 248 where the boys went through more "Am I The Asshole" scenarios AND ranked every Premier League manager based purely on sexiness. High brow stuff! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHJan 19, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
343 - Happy Hour's Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2022!
The Fourskins are in full force as Stevie, Robbie & Alfie take on Jaack's rather dubious quiz of the year, that is equally as big as it is fat. Categories ranging from 'Viral Twitter Moments' to 'Animal Stories' to 'Celebrities' are covered this year as the boys look back over 2022's biggest moments. Amber Heard, NFT's, masturbating walruses and so much more feature in this bizarre quiz to rival all quizzes. Who will reign champion of Happy Hour's BFQOTY? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
- JHJan 16, 2023 · 1 hr 20 min
342 - The Happy Hour Boys Are BACK!
Jaack, Stevie & Robbie are BACK EARLY! After originally planning to take January off, the Happy Hour gents just could not stay away. In today's episode, the boys are catching up about the festive period and the end of 2022, discussing what they've been watching on telly, as well as sharing some horrifically awkward stories involving a drunk scammer, an awkward joke at the darts, and so much more. Big shout-out to Grandad and his sausages. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices