JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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Jun 27, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
481 - TOM ASPINALL - Interim Heavyweight Champion, Jon Jones Beef, & Terrifying John Fury Moment!
From being a shy, short kid, to growing into a towering 6'5" man with a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Tom Aspinall has worked his way up to become the current Interim UFC Heavyweight Champion! Tom delves into what exactly is going on with him and Jon Jones, and shares what he thinks of Curtis Blaydes, Usyk, and the Furys. He reveals the terrifying moment he had to own up to a huge mistake that led him to beg for money from John Fury! Tom gives his opinion on influencer boxing, and whether he’d step into the ring one day. There’s a shocking revelation in store for Jaack about his own weight loss journey, and it’s the Battle Of The Shit Tattoos between Tom and Jaack as the boys show off their best (and worst) pieces. Tom also speaks openly about his experience having a child with autism, and the celebrity that helped to get his son a diagnosis. Plus the reason he’s taken himself off social media, his unlikely celebrity fan, and when he plans to retire. Tom Aspinall defends his title on July 27, as he takes on Curtis Blaydes at UFC® 304: EDWARDS vs. MUHAMMAD 2. Tickets go on sale from 10:00 a.m. BST on Friday, June 7, via Ticketmaster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 24, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
480 - BRITISH Urban Legends!
Just when you thought we’d left urban legends in a dusty corner of the Happy Hour episode locker… they’re BACK and this time Stevie is treating us (or torturing us) with urban legends from Great Britain! If only the stories were as great as the location… We’re delving into the stories of Spring-heeled Jack, The Phantom Ferryman of Pier 13, The Devil’s Footprints, and The Ghost Of Bluebell Hill. There’s a twist, as Stevie reveals that one of the stories in this episode was AI generated - can you guess which one? Plus, we heard your cries, we read your comments, and we have FINALLY given you the infamous Sin Pig story! So without further ado, sit back and enjoy Little Boy’s Brexit Legends (this will make sense if you listen to this episode…) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 20, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
479 - All Caught Up! (Arseholes, Viagra & Smackheads)
Jaack is hungover so Stevie planned an entire surprise episode for us... so we did the right thing by binning that off and having an All Caught Up instead. Mega Robbie is giving us a mega arse update and reveals he finally has an arse diagnosis! Tune in to find out what's been happening with his flawless anus (how the f do we still have a Spotify contract...) Stevie “Karen” White is back in full force, and this time he's taking out his midlife crisis anger on a young van driver, and a milk delivery company. Jaack also went Karen mode in a restaurant over a robot waitress, and had an argument with his elderly doctor. Jaack gives us far too much info about his first experience trying Viagra, and what happened when he got caught smuggling his boner pills into Paris. Speaking of drugs, we're also debating whether we should invite a heroin addict on the pod? There's also a Gary Barlow ticket scam, Barcelona with Bambino Becky, and why Jaack wasn't allowed into the stadium at the FA Cup final... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 17, 2024 · 1 hr 23 min
478 - Euro 2024 Special ft. James Allcott & Ellis Platten!
Happy Hour is BACK! And in this Euro special, the boys are joined by football content kings James Allcott and Ellis Platten! The boys discuss the best goal they've ever seen live, all the way through to the second greatest sport. Is it tennis? Is it darts? It's definitely not rugby. Ellis and James, along with football idiots Jaack and Stevie, predict every match from England's group games, including a surprise result against Denmark. James explains why he thinks Ronaldo will be having the tournament of his life, and Ellis tries to justify why football is truly coming home. The boys also go head-to-head in a Euro themed quiz written by quiz-master himself JaackMaate. Which nation has made the most finals? Alongside Harry Kane, which England player has the most Euro caps? Who scored the most goals? It's all to play for in this tense Happy Hour Euros quiz! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 30, 2024 · 1 hr 20 min
477 - Jaack and Stevie’s Annual Q&A - Answering Your Hard Hitting Questions!
It’s been exactly 100 episodes since Jaack and Stevie did their last Q&A, so it’s time to carry on the annual tradition with another one! Welcome to 2024’s Ask-tonbury (working title) AKA Christmas Steve (also working title). The boys are answering burning Q’s such as which guests have turned down an invite for a second appearance, what’s the worst thing that has been cut or bleeped, and which eps were nearly binned off. The boys reveal how they dealt with a guest who brought along a mega demanding PR team, and both share their opinion on the new studio now they’ve had the chance to properly settle in. They’re also posing a very important question to special guest Bambino Becky. Check out the previous Jaack and Stevie specials - eps #096, #277, and #377! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 27, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
476 - Wet Bag's Creepy Library! (BIGGEST PLOT TWISTS)
It’s the long awaited return of Robbie’s creepy library and he’s brought plenty of tales with huge plot twists! With significantly less child murder than our previous creepy library episode, this one features an unassuming shy kid at school hiding a deadly secret, a father seeking revenge for his son’s untimely death, and drawings that turned out to be a lot more sinister than what first meets the eye…. Check out episodes #228 and #372 for more creepy library stories! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 24, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
475 - Alfie's DREAM Holiday!
Many moons ago (episode #126 to be exact), Jack, Stevie and Robbie discussed how they’d each spend a week on their dream holiday! Four years later, we’re finally getting Alfie to share his. Meditating with monks, cutting shapes at carnivals, getting frisky with footballers - Alfie is jet setting around the globe for his ideal getaway. From fruit and fornication, to hostels and hangovers, Alfie somehow manages to make Stevie’s famously bleak dream holiday look thrilling… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 21, 2024 · 1 hr 23 min
474 - The World's CRAZIEST Coincidences! (ft. The Coinci-dentist)
Is a Twix a biscuit or a chocolate bar? Do Mini Cheddars count as crisps? Are you a male gimp or a female gimp? As well as these groundbreaking debates that will make no sense unless you’ve listened to this episode, we’re looking at the world’s craziest coincidences! How did a lost precious piece of jewellery turn up 13 years later in the most unexpected place? Which rare and terrifying event happened TWICE to the same unfortunate street sweeper? What ironic injury did a Hollywood actor sustain on a film set? How did a murder attempt claim its victim 20 years after the initial effort? Plus more CELEBRITY coincidences featuring Ant and Dec, Bill Murray, and Anthony Hopkins! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 16, 2024 · 1 hr 18 min
473 - IS THIS A GLITCH IN THE MATRIX?
We’re exploring “glitches in the matrix” - peculiar events that seemingly can only be explained by the possibility that we’re living in a simulation… or drugs. Cheating death, missing children, infinite water bottles, duplicate parents and phone calls from beyond the grave all feature in today’s episode. Robbie shares his own glitches that made him question reality, and things get DEEP as we discuss the illusion of sight and sound, and whether other people even exist?! Should Mack Bean have gone to the police with the murder evidence he stumbled across, or was he simply a witness to a real life glitch in the matrix? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 13, 2024 · 1 hr 5 min
472 - Dragons' Dean Is BACK! (Part 4)
It's the return of Dragon's Dean with Jack, Alfie and Robbie! As is tradition on this podcast, we've taken a successful format and changed it slightly so we don't get sued. Enter "Dragons' Dean" where the boys are eager to invest in YOUR inventions! Check out our other "Dragons' Dean" episodes (#177, #301, #309 and #364), plus our interviews with ACTUAL Dragons' Den investors Deborah Meaden (#213) and Steven Bartlett (#257)! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 9, 2024 · 1 hr 42 min
471 - SIMON WILSON RETURNS! - Insane Afghanistan Exclusive, BANNED From USA, & How To Get Free Upgrades!
For years, Simon Wilson’s followers have questioned what TRULY happened on that infamous trip to Afghanistan. Why did Simon have to flee the country just an hour after landing in Kabul? What did Simon REALLY mean when he wrote “would love to make a video about what happened but for the safety of those I met, I think it's best not to”? Well today, Simon reveals the Afghanistan secrets exclusively on the Happy Hour podcast. It may have been three-and-a-half years since travel ‘tuber Simon Wilson last dropped by the Happy Hour studio, but his chemistry with Jaack & Stevie makes it seem like he’s never been away at all. Simon gives us arguably one of the greatest Happy Hour episodes of modern times as he comes equipped with plenty of stories from his global travels. He shares his top 5 tips for top tier travelling. Forget what your Mum taught you - Simon insists you should talk to strangers for the ultimate travel experience. You’ll have to listen to the episode to find out the other 4 travel hacks! Which country has the nicest people? The craziest traffic? The cheapest living? The tastiest food? The most scenic views? Simon is without a doubt one of the most qualified people on planet Earth to answer such questions. Was Simon really banned from the US? Yep, and the reason why is bizarre. Is it actually possible to get free flight upgrades? Yep, and the reason how is bizarre. Could this be one of the greatest episodes of Happy Hour ever? Yep, and the reason why is obvious - Mr Wilson and his long list of travel tales! Check out ep #143 for Simon’s first appearance on Happy Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 6, 2024 · 1 hr 26 min
470 - I Was Today Years Old… (Things We Really Should Have Known Earlier In Life!)
The FourSkins are testing their intelligence with a selection of “I was today years old…” - things we should have realised a lot earlier in life but for some reason have completely missed until now. There’s plenty to learn as we go through our audience's submissions! What do the numbers on your toaster dial mean? Why is the first episode of a tv show called a pilot? What are shower loofahs actually made out of? What is the hole in your saucepan handle for? Plus there are some HUGE updates in FourSkins Land - we’re planning a wedding and stag do for a very reluctant participant, and there's yet another update in the Darren Huckerby gym saga. Plus why the contents of our upcoming tour may genuinely get us all cancelled… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 2, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
469 - Tit Twister, Cummy Calendars, & Spicy Sex (Literally)… FourSkins React To Your WEIRD Confessions!
After our last confessions episode (#464) with the infamous cummy knickers went down a storm, Jaack, Stevie, Robbie and Alfie have once again dusted off their big box of dark confessions (which is less of a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not. What are you meant to do if you get an erection in front of your sister? Which side of the moral fence do you sit on when it comes to scamming your friends out of cash? We also debate the age old question… how DO you wash a vagina in the sink? Plus Jaack has his own confession about lying to his football team, Stevie spills the beans on his secret holiday bromance, AND and there’s a huge update to the Darren Huckerby gym saga! If you want to meet us in person and confess your deepest darkest sins, the FourSkins will be live touring the UK again with an even bigger and better show than last year! Tickets available at www.happyhourlive.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 29, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
468 - Robbie Knox Has Taken Over!
After the failed attempts at presidential status of former candidates Jaack, Stevie and Alfie, it's finally time for Robbie to address the nation and show us why he’s fit to govern the country. With a party name and slogan to choose, new laws to bring in, and prisoners to pardon, there's a lot to cover! Will you be voting for him? If you enjoyed this, check out #360 for Stevie's, #361 for Alfie's, and #362 for Jaack's presidential campaign. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 25, 2024 · 1 hr 30 min
467 - MATT RICHARDSON - Partying with Kate Moss, X Factor Sex Pests, & Being A Fake Pilot!
Comedian, presenter, and now affectionately known as “Will Second Best” - Matt Richardson brings laughs aplenty to the Happy Hour studio! Matt shares stories from his time hosting Xtra Factor and has a RAUNCHY Sharon Osbourne story to tell! Speaking of raunchy, there’s also fairy porn chat, and a previous X Factor contestant who flashed him on a bus! Plus the time Kate Moss held him hostage and forced him to party. It’s not all glitz and glamour however, as Matt shares why he was kicked off a photoshoot with his girlfriend, and gives us an entire run down of how he likes to spend his spare time role playing as a pilot… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 22, 2024 · 1 hr 44 min
466 - All Caught Up! From Hardest Geezer in Africa, to Snowbombing in Austria!
From the glorious Tunisian sunshine, to the snowy picturesque Austrian mountains, Jack, Stevie & Robbie have been jetsetting around the globe! Alfie has also had a stroll around Stowmarket. Jack and Stevie catch the guys up with everything that happened out in Africa. Witnessing Russ Cook AKA Hardest Geezer make history as he crossed the finish line in Tunisia, having police intervene a pretty dodgy moment with some interesting taxi drivers, and Stevie coming face-to-face with his arch nemesis Stevie Black... the boys come equipped with some incredible stories. Robbie has finally managed to convince Jack and Fi to go skiing as the trio popped over to Mayrhofen in Austria to master the snowy slopes of Snowbombing festival. Turns out, Jack and Fi may well be the next Torvill & Dean… except if Torvill & Dean swapped their ice skates for skis… and if Torvill & Dean were really bad at skiing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 18, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
465 - JOSH WIDDICOMBE - Selling Fake Burberry, Writing For Dora The Explorer, & Gigging To Just TWO PEOPLE!
Gracing the yellow studio today is the first comedian that Stevie ever saw live, and a longtime comedy hero for Jaack - it's Josh Widdicombe! Before becoming a hugely successful comic, Josh had some very unconventional jobs, including shilling fake designer gear on a German market, and writing for a magazine from the perspective of a 7 year old girl... Josh shares his genius pre-drink tactics from university, and his addiction that he participates in 8 times a day. Josh also shares the worst gigs he's ever done - from performing in front of a crowd of just TWO people, to gigging at a farming college that involved a tradition of downing a pint of piss... We play a game of 'fill in the blank' featuring headlines from when Josh has made the news, learn about his tactic for getting more screen time when featuring on panel shows, and enjoy making Stevie VERY uncomfortable by bringing up with he did to Jon Richardson... Plus Josh's hatred for a certain genre of film, whether the perfect joke exists, and his favourite memory of Sean Lock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 15, 2024 · 1 hr 20 min
464 - FourSkins React To Your DARKEST CONFESSIONS YET!
Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie have dusted off their big box of creepy confessions (which isn't actually a box, and more so an anonymous Reddit submission form), ready to decide if thou are forgiven or not. The FourSkins dissected a number of your deepest, darkest confessions during both main shows & the Round Sheep Tour in 2023, and after a year hiatus, it's time to once again see what you freaks have been up to! From squatting inside the house of a woman with dementia, to shaking up poo into a packet of Golden Nugget cereal - no, this isn't Stevie's diary (for once) but more so the headlines of your bizarre confessions. A drug addict Mum has been hurt by her dealer, but is it actually her child that's to blame? Is it okay to wish you had a terminal illness? What is a 'Pos guy'? This episode admittedly probably asks more questions than it answers, but you can't cancel us... because these are YOUR* confessions. *Reddit's Also, if you want to meet us in person and confess your deepest darkest sins, the FourSkins will be live touring the UK again with a bigger and better show than last year - tickets available at www.happyhourlive.co.uk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 11, 2024 · 1 hr 29 min
463 - HARDEST GEEZER II - Exclusive First Podcast Since Running The Length of Africa!
Russ Cook, aka Hardest Geezer, last joined the Happy Hour boys in December of 2021, in which he revealed his dreams of running the entire length of Africa. Just a madman with a dream, right? Wrong. We caught up with Russ in our first ever out-of-studio podcast, mere hours after Russ became the first human being in history to run from the most southernly point in Africa, to the most northern tip. Jaack, Stevie and Fiona travelled out to Tunisia to witness Russ accomplish the unthinkable and cross that finish line, before diving into the Mediterranean sea. In what seems like a full circle moment, just a day after the mission finished, Russ was incredibly generous to allow Happy Hour to be the first place to share his incredible story. From being robbed at gunpoint in Angola, to cooking an untraditional Christmas dinner in the Guinean rainforest, to crossing the finish line on a Tunisian beach, Russ Cook’s story is truly awe inspiring. From injuries to sickness, not even the worst bouts of crippling blisters and explosive diarrhoea could derail Russ and his team’s mission. From deadly wildlife, to police escorts, to army raids, to Saharan hallucinations... if it wasn’t already absolutely clear, then today’s episode should help clarify exactly why Russ chose the alias Hardest Geezer. But it’s not just Russ who shares tales of ProjectAfrica today, we also chat with Emily - Russ’ amazing girlfriend, on just how she has been coping over the past year. Russ' cameraman Stan also jumps on to share some mad stories involving villainous pirates. It’s all happening on this very special, very unique episode of Happy Hour. From all of us at Happy Hour, we’d like to say the biggest congratulations to Russ and his team for grabbing the history books, tearing them up, and creating their own book. A book that will literally never, ever be matched. We’re absolutely besotted by Russ as a human, and an athlete, and we’ll forever be honoured to have been there to witness the moment this man achieved the impossible. Not only was this one insane act of endurance and self-belief, but it was an act of selflessness as 'ProjectAfrica' was all for charity. Please consider checking out, and donating if you can, to Russ’ chosen charities below! (The Running Charity, helping deliver mental health support to young people suffering with homelessness and complex needs, and Sandblast devoted to raising awareness of the Saharawi people of Western Sahara). ProjectAfrica donation homepage: https://givestar.io/gs/PROJECTAFRICA Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 4, 2024 · 1 hr 38 min
462 - We Need To Be Honest With You…
A double main show week AND the FourSkins are all in town?! Get innnn! We’re taking inspo from LadBible’s ‘Honesty Box’, which some of our previous Happy Hour guests have featured on, and putting our own spin on it - FourSkins style! What’s the funniest thing you’ve EVER seen? Have you ever been genuinely offended? What’s the worst hangover you’ve ever had? What’s the most scared you’ve ever been? Jaack is getting rinsed for his answer to his biggest regret, Alfie tells us about the drastic change he made to his appearance after one hate comment, Stevie somehow manages to make drinking booze in Ibiza really uncool, and Robbie reveals a near death experience that he’s never shared before! There’s also far too much talk of sexually active grandparents… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices