JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

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Welcome to JaackMaate's Happy Hour! Every Monday and Thursday, join Jaack and Stevie as they invite an array of the internet's best celebrities to join the conversation. From life's big questions, to silly stories... but mainly utter nonsense.

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Sep 16, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
501 - MORAL DILEMMAS 4 - Faking Death, Stolen Wealth, & Solving All World Problems
Jaack, Stevie and Alfie sit down to mull over some of the world’s weirdest moral dilemmas, and we’ve turned it into a contest to see who can win the most ‘morality points’! Would you swap lives with someone for the day if there was a 50% chance you’d be stuck as that person forever? Would you want to live in a perfect virtual reality world, but you can never return to the real world? Would you send an innocent person to prison to protect your best mate? Why is Jaack killing his favourite footballer? How come Alfie needs to chat up his fiancée again? What’s the important reason we should not erase Stevie’s childhood trauma from his memory?! If you enjoyed this, check out #451, #201, and #132 for our previous moral dilemmas episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 12, 2024 · 2 hr 53 min
500 - HAPPY HOUR’S 500TH EPISODE SPECIAL!
6 years. 200+ guests. 4 skins. 500 episodes. We have enjoyed every single second of every single podcast along the way, and today pays homage to what we believe makes Happy Hour, Happy Hour. Jaack, Stevie, Robbie & Alfie don their inflatable golden crowns (except Jaack) and crack open a beer (except Alfie) as they reminisce and reflect on 500 episodes of friendship (except Stevie). The boys indulge in a multitude of Happy Hour fan favourite mini segments including Robbie’s Creepy Library, Jaack’s scripts, and Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, and fan un-favourite Stevie’s Urban Legends. But it’s not all love and celebration, as the boys find out the brutal results of the listener voted polls. Questions such as worst dressed host, unfunniest host and creepiest are all answered and the boys are NOT happy... In almost 3 hours of Happy Hour nonsense, the boys are 500 not out. Thanks so much to each and every listener who continues to show our silly show unbridled, unwavering support. Here’s to the next 500? Viva La Happy Hour! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 9, 2024 · 1 hr 21 min
499 - Songspod 2.0 (Soundtrack To Our Lives Part ll)
Warning: today’s episode contains something that has never, ever happened in almost 500 episodes of Happy Hour. Some listeners may be horrified. Some may be incredibly amused. (Fiona here… I’m horrified and amused in equal measure… but also kind of want to leave Jack now?) Now 2 weeks ago saw the release of Soundtrack To Our Lives, and you guys loved it so much* we just had to make a part two! (*we had loads of unused questions). Jaack, Stevie and Alfie dive deep into the perfect festival song (and why budding musician Alfie detests… live music). 21 Pilots take Jaack for a ‘Ride’ at Reading Fest. Alfie’s been ‘Waiting All Night’ for his Mum to pick him up from a Rudimental gig, and Stevie got to watch a ‘Fire’ performance from Kasabian from the side of stage at Kendal Calling. Some big questions are also answered amongst today’s bizarre music ramblings. Just how instrumental was Jaack in bringing Oasis back together? Has a straight person ever truly enjoyed a Micheal Bublé gig? Should we REALLY be trying to cancel Chappell Roan? Today’s episode might be a part 2, but this musical number has all the hallmarks of a chart-topping number 1! (Or if we’re being completely honest, it’s that slightly weird song you’re embarrassed to admit to your mates that you quite like). Enjoy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 29, 2024 · 1 hr 56 min
498 - DARRAGH ENNIS - ‘The Chase’ Contestant Turned Chaser on Accidentally Becoming Famous, & His Bizarre Day Job…
Darragh Ennis was living a regular life until a decision to apply for tv quiz show The Chase in the hopes of winning enough money for a new back door changed his whole life. After appearing on the show in 2017, and being the stand out contestant in his group of 4, ITV bosses called him up to invite him back onto the show - but this time as a Chaser! Darragh “The Menace” Ennis was born and shot to fame during lockdown. A far cry from his previous life working in a lab dissecting the brains of fruit flies, Darragh shares his entire journey in this nearly 2 hour episode. What are the best memory techniques and pub quiz tips? Why are IQ tests a load of bollocks? What happens when a contestant contests an answer on The Chase? Why does Darragh have a habit of shouting CHEESE? Darragh spills the beans on his fellow Chasers, and shares plenty of behind the scenes secrets of the show. He also settles the debate about whether celebs get given easier questions, and his honest thoughts on the backlash from his debut episode. Plus we put Darragh’s knowledge to the test with a Chase style quiz against Jaack, and Darragh manages to make Jaack look even more thick than normal, which we didn’t think was possible… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 26, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
497 - Soundtrack To Our Lives!
In today's episode Jaack, Stevie and Alfie discuss the songs that played the most important part in the biggest soundtracks to their lives. Whilst Jack was trying to handle a brutal breakup by laying in bed crying with his Mum listening to Gotye, Stevie was blasting Take That trying to convince his new ex that he was totally over her. From Example's verse on Game Over, to James Blunt's Back To Bedlam album... the boys have been through a lot of turmoil, pain, and passion, and in today's episode they lay it all bare. Why does Stevie think he's a fish? Alfie reveals why teenagers scare the living sh*t out of him, and Jack reveals exactly why he needs air. This is the soundtrack to their lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 22, 2024 · 1 hr 42 min
496 - FIN TAYLOR - Roast Battles, Punched On Stage, & Fin vs The Internet!
Stand up comedian, unhinged rollneck-wearing interwiewer, and Robbie Knox’s favourite comic Fin Taylor joins us! Fin explains how he ended up being the only boy at an all girls boarding school, and what he did that made the headteacher personally apologise to him. Fin chats working on Deal or No Deal and the weird item Noel Edmonds has hidden in his dressing room. Plus, why Fin’s Nan is possibly one of the worst human beings. Speaking of Nans, Fin explains the job he had that involved warming up Nanas! We of course talk about Jaack and Stevie’s appearance on Fin vs The Internet and why they all decided to prank Robbie! Plus what happened at a house party with a pig and game of Spin The Bottle… Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 19, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
495 - Stevie & Robbie's Dream Music Festival!
Boardmasters is boring, Reading is ruined, and Kendal Calling has crumbled… which can only mean one thing - the FourSkins are now in charge of taking over the festival scene! In the second of a two parter, Robbie and Stevie give us a run down of their dream music festival! Robbie has mixed elements of 3 types of outdoor events to make a dream festival soup, but is it genius or downright insane? Stevie has gone for possibly the greatest line up you could have but, after describing the unique layout of his stages, it may not be worth the trip! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 15, 2024 · 1 hr 16 min
494 - WILL JC - Fan Favourite Is BACK! 50 Weird Questions For Our Mate Will JC!
He went to actual clown school, he has the bleakest “losing virginity” story ever, he spent over £1,000 on candy floss, and his Mum still buys his clothes. Fan favourite and our mate Will JC is BACK! With a bucket list that included moving countries and starring in a porno, Will somehow manages to fill his mundane life with absolutely mental things. He gives us a descriptive rundown of the time a doctor screamed at him to leave the room, and what happened at a house party he attended at the age of TWELVE. Plus he shares the illegal things he'd like to do to his celebrity crush, the bizarre thing he did after Michael Jackson's death, and he even shows us his signature dance move. Check out eps #041, #042, #271, and #341 for Will’s previous episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 12, 2024 · 1 hr 28 min
493 - Jaack & Alfie's Dream Music Festival!
Boomtown is bust, Coachella has crumbled, and Glasto has given up the ghost… which can only mean one thing - the FourSkins are now in charge of taking over the festival scene! In the first of a two parter, Alfie and Jaack are giving us a run down of their dream music festival! One is a chilled out, family-friendly affair, and the other involves a ton of drugs. No prizes for guessing whose is whose… Plus Stevie has brought a ‘how well do you know women”’quiz to the virgin table, but who will be crowned the top shagger? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 8, 2024 · 1 hr 29 min
492 - DEAN STOTT - 16 Years As A British Special Forces Operator!
Dean Stott MBE started his military career aged 17, by age 21 he was an elite para-commando, and he became one of the first army soldiers to make it through the gruelling 6 month Special Forces selection process to join the Special Boat Service (SBS). After 16 years, Dean’s military career ended prematurely when he was injured in a parachuting accident. Not content with just being a real life Action Man, Dean set up his own security company providing protection during the Libyan War, single handedly evacuated the Canadian embassy, and has broken TWO World Records since leaving the special forces. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 5, 2024 · 1 hr 30 min
491 - Are Our Listeners Little Bitches?
We're playing a game of 'Are Our Listeners Little Bitches?' AKA part 2 of fan favourite 'Am I The Karen'! We're looking at more of our listener's submissions of situations where they’ve complained, and Jaack, Stevie and Robbie will decide whether it was worth complaining about. Forcing cyclists off the road? Getting a cashier fired for an ID mishap? Lobbing your lager over a stolen seat? Causing a scene because somebody tall stood in front of you? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of LITTLE BITCHES. Plus Jaack is sharing a revelation about his bum hair, Stevie found another footballer to ignore at the gym, and Robbie might have caught hepatitis... Check out #486 for the first 'Am I The Karen' episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 1, 2024 · 1 hr 17 min
490 - RHYS JAMES - 'Mock The Week' Secrets, Supporting Alan Carr, & Bankrupt From His CAT!
Comedian Rhys James swaps stand up for... sit down... as he joins Jaack and Stevie in the Happy Hour studio! Rhys is no stranger to panel shows, having appeared on Live At The Apollo and Mock The Week countless times. He shares some insider secrets, and exactly why prepping for a show is pretty tough. Rhys tells us why he swapped politics for comedy to kick off a stand up career aged 17, and shares how he convinced people that Alan Carr supported HIM. Rhys also reveals what Tommy Fury did that made him cringe when he was sat near him at the England semi final, and why his cat (given its name by a very famous comedian) is making him bankrupt... We also play a game of 'Rhys James or Reece James' where we ask Rhys whether the tweets were from Rhys James, or Reece James. Confusing? Slightly. Worth a listen? Absolutely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 29, 2024 · 1 hr 18 min
489 - Alfie’s Prickly Situation, Jaack’s Heartbreak, & Robbie Gets High! (All Caught Up)
The FourSkins are once again chatting about what they’ve been up to in a big All Caught Up, Baby! Alfie has done something for once - he’s got himself a proper prickly situation that involved him attending an… exorcism?! Jaack experienced absolute heartbreak at the Euros final in Berlin - he shares his intense 18 hour journey to get to the stadium, and his Karen moment involving a security guard! And Robbie has found a sexy French husband to get high with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 25, 2024 · 1 hr 18 min
488 - Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals 3! (Lifelong Hiccups, Double Vagina, & The World’s Longest Fart)
It’s the hat trick of Alfie’s Amazing Indraviduals, where we’re learning about even more of the world’s most amazing people that have unique skills and quirks, and we get to choose who is worthy enough to take a coveted spot in Alfie’s ‘Amazing Indraviduals’ book! There’s a man who has been cursed with a bad case of hiccups nearly his entire life, a super sensitive nose that can sniff out a major illness in people, and a woman who claims to have eaten nothing for 16 years, but what do the tests suggest? There’s also a viewer submission with evidence to back up their claim that leaves the boys too stunned to speak! Plus someone with a unique body oddity who would be the perfect partner for double dick dude, but is she worthy of going Indra book? Check out #411 and #461 for the previous Indraviduals episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 22, 2024 · 1 hr 4 min
487 - Big Booty Bitches, Las Vegas Lunatics & Robbie’s Rowing Woes!
Jaack’s back in the UK after having his heart torn into a thousand pieces by Cucurella and co. But he’s over it, right?! Stevie’s at death’s door after going a bit dizzy in a lift, and Robbie’s absolutely fuming at some rowers. Alfie’s here too. In this week’s main show Monday, the boys have LOTS to get all caught up on. Jaack shares stories of some pretty interesting characters he met during his three day run at the World Series of Poker in Las Vegas, including a lovely Ukrainian man, a Belarusian billionaire and the man with the softest hands in America… allegedly. Alfie’s here too. There’s lot to cover in this episode, and we could try and give you a detailed descriptive summary of what’s to come, but we’ll just say the following… there’s big booty bitches, origami swans, blow job t-shirts, bogey croissants, posh twats, turkey legs, Brazilians… and Stevie gets his knob out during a game of monopoly. Yeah. We bloody love this pod… oh, and Alfie’s here too. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 15, 2024 · 1 hr 14 min
486 - Am I The Karen? (Wedding Woes, Ice Cream Issues, & Nuisance Neighbours)
We’ve taken inspiration from a suggestion posted to our subreddit r/jaackmaate - we asked our listeners to submit situations where they’ve complained, and the FourSkins will decide whether it was worth complaining about! Screaming at a server over an incorrect food order? Building an extension on your house just to piss off your nightmare neighbours? Denying guests entry to your wedding simply because they forgot to RVSP? Hunting down a shitty customer's place of work? In this episode, we decide whether these actions are justified, or if these people earn the title of KARENS. The boys also share their very own Karen moments - Stevie with his tortilla troubles, Alfie’s parking predicament, Jaack with his dick dilemma, and Robbie's awkward alpha male mix-up. Plus there’s been a MAJOR development to Stevie’s ‘milk gate’ story! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 12, 2024 · 1 hr 37 min
485 - SOFT PLAY - Backstage Bust Ups, Ed Sheeran Beef, & Hardest Geezer Afterparty!
Punk rock duo Isaac and Laurie from Soft Play (formerly known as Slaves) went from gigging to a crowd of just 7 people, to headlining festivals, to taking a career hiatus. They’re on Happy Hour to chat through their career to date, the reason for their name change, and their upcoming album! They share why they were escorted out of Foo Fighters' backstage area by armed security, the celebrity they got to crowd surf at their gig, and why they’re calling out Ed Sheeran. Punk rock gigs inevitably come with wild injuries, one involving a pair of underpants, and another caused by a huge 90’s pop band. The lads reveal the 6 words Isaac said, that caused Laurie to refuse to speak to him during their tour, and we put their friendship to the test with a game of Mr and Mr! Laurie explains his nickname that has stuck since school, and his tattoo that he didn’t realise had a raunchy double meaning! And YES we couldn’t let them go without explaining Jaack’s fondness for shagging soft plays, to Soft Play themselves… Visit www.softplayband.com for tour tickets, and to pre-order Soft Play’s new album ‘Heavy Jelly’ (out 19th July)! Grab your last minute tickets to Truck Festival for Soft Play, and Jaack and Stevie’s silent disco! https://truckfestival.com/tickets/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 8, 2024 · 1 hr 9 min
484 - All Caught Up With The FourSkins!
The FourSkins have been BUSY. Jaack’s been to Frankfurt to watch England v Denmark but got stopped at customs after his bag tested positive for something highly illegal! He also tells us about the celebrity he “dapped up” at the match. Speaking of football, Alfie has tried out a new career by becoming a referee for the day, but it all ended in tears (mainly Alfie’s). Robbie’s been travelling with BambinoBecky and tried bizarre cocktails at the best bar on the entire planet, but the boys point out a major issue with the drinks menu. We're also trying to figure out what the deal is with the 'Hawk Tuah' girl? Jaack’s been winding up football twitter (again) and he shares some of the best hate comments he’s received! He also made a major faux pas that will offend all Italians... Oh, and Stevie got married! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 4, 2024 · 2 hr
483 - TPD TV - Your ULTIMATE Music Festival Gurus!
It’s festival season baby! After attending nearly ONE HUNDRED festivals, it’s safe to say that Rob and Raz are the ultimate festival content kings. They’ve swapped out tents and tinny’s, for Jaack and Robbie - as they chat everything festival! In this very penis heavy episode, Rob shares what he was accidentally caught doing on a live stream, and Raz reveals which TPD member has licked his… member. The boys give us the ultimate festival tier list with tips and tricks galore, and they also share the story of how a Pokémon kept them awake at a festival… So crack open a tinny and enjoy this 2 hour episode! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 1, 2024 · 1 hr 7 min
482 - Illegal Onions, Stubble Trouble, & Real Life Rocket League! (All Caught Up!)
Alfie has had an unfortunate shaving incident and we are NOT letting him get away without ripping the absolute shit out of it. But was it his fault, or his barber’s? Aside from hiding his bald face, Alfie has also been hiding something else - an illegal onion. We grill him as we peel away the layers of this bizarre confession. Jaack and Stevie played in a charity match for the brilliant ‘Andy’s Man Club’ with Angry Ginge, Danny Aarons, and plenty more famous faces, but Stevie is yet again being a Karen over his time (or lack of) on the pitch! The boys also partook in a game of Real Life Rocket League! Using banger cars to push a giant inflatable football round a race track sounds like harmless fun, right? Well it was… until the football caught FIRE! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices