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  • Jun 21, 2011 · 1 hr 2 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 32: Disgruntled Ham Shopper

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido. Suggested Talking Points: Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.

  • Jun 17, 2011 · 1 hr 33 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 118: Omni

    Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about disappointment, Terraria, and Cave Story. Quick Hits Disappointing details regarding the Wii U. May NPD sales numbers. LulzSec hacks game companies. Silent Hill Bonanza. What’cha Been Playin’? Terraria. Dead Nation. Prince of Persia. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune. Red Dead Redemption. Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth. Cave Story. Discussion E3 Excitements and Disappointments.

  • Jun 14, 2011 · 55 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 31: Mensa for Dummies

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs. Suggested Talking Points: Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.

  • Jun 10, 2011 · 1 hr 19 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 117: Benefits

    Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about E3 press conferences, the Wii U, and obnoxious Japanese visual novels. E3 Lightning Hits Microsoft press conference. Electronic Arts press conference. Ubisoft press conference. Sony press conference. Nintendo press conference. Odds and ends. What’cha Been Playin’? New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood. Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Dead Nation. Wipeout HD. 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors. Theresia. L.A. Noire.

  • Jun 7, 2011 · 1 hr

    Those Damn Ross Kids 30: Serberttt!

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about elementary school, werewolves, and party mistakes. Suggested Talking Points: Taking my ball in glowing home. Elementary School. Teacher pees in classroom in front of kids. Man pays medical bill with pennies. Dropping dimes defined. Chubby cats for sale. Sidestepping the obvious joke. The Darwin Frog. Science Zone: Werewolfism. Quiz: Grammy Nominee, Oscar Nominee, or Dickie Nominee? Facebook Party Mistake. Homeless Prom Queen. The perils of tribal law. Reinventing the doorbell. Rat Convention. Balloon Boy Balloon Auction. Sausage Addiction.

  • Jun 3, 2011 · 1 hr 27 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 116: Madman

    Kole and Ben talk about 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors, Call of Duty Elite, and super spoil games with multiple endings. Quick Hits Call of Duty Elite. NGP -> PS Vita What’cha Been Playin’? L.A. Noire. Ghost Trick. 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors. Discussion Games with multiple endings (SPOILERS).

  • May 31, 2011 · 50 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 29: 30ft High Club

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unconventional love, bodily fluids, and the terrifying ocean. Suggested Talking Points: The Soundtrack of Summer 2011. Daddy I’m Having a Hard Time. Park bench love and the everlasting terror boner. Picnic table love. Sex on the diving board. Hackers revive Tupac. What’s Up Your Butt? Blood stew. Spot the Fake Culture-bound syndrome. Man spits feces at cop. Archaic Weapon Corner: Girl Shoots Dad With Bow. Science Zone: Deadly Sea Creature. Study: Women find happy men less attractive. The Cincinnati Please. Man crucifies self. Collections. Were-Seinfeld. Wrestling.

  • May 27, 2011 · 58 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 115: Ruckus

    Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk some more about L.A. Noire, Enslaved, and all of the great games coming out this fall. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Dead Rising 2. L.A. Noire. Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective. Enslaved: Journey to the West. Discussion If you could only get one of this fall’s games, which would it be?

  • May 24, 2011 · 51 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 28: Contraband Bologna

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about festivals, brand loyalty, and genius. Suggested Talking Points: Shirtless. Chinese breast tea. Piss jugs in the ice cream truck. The sniper prank. Spot the fake festival. Mechaphilia. Brand loyalty kills friendships. Calvin Silhouette. If you make fun of my STDs, I’ll run you over with my car. Man injured while car surfing. The inscrutable raft emergency and the novella controversy. Contraband balogna and the roll-ups. Charging school lunch. Watermelon land mines. SCIENCE ZONE: The genius gene. Australizealand Jesus. Guinness denies circumcision record and the multitudinous uses for foreskin.

  • May 20, 2011 · 1 hr 14 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 114: Dividend

    Kole and Dennis talk about Modern Warfare 3, L.A. Noire, and poorly reviewed games. This week’s music is “True(ItsGoneNowMix)” from OCRemix. Remix by Steve Pordon. Quick Hits Modern Warfare 3 leaked. Sony details “Welcome Back” plan. April NPD sales numbers. What’cha Been Playin’? L.A. Noire. Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Discussion Have you ever enjoyed a game despite poor reviews?

  • May 17, 2011 · 57 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 27: Caramel Lecter

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about poorly translated branding, the Challenger Deep, and amateur dentistry. Suggested Talking Points: High Energy. Lost in Translation. Eight Year Old Botox. The List. Sexting, Blackmail, and Cream of Sexism. The world will end on May 21. I could be down with polytheism. Spot the Fake Porn. The Science Zone: Challenger Deep. A suitcase full of baby leopards. Lazy Cakes. Amateur Dentistry. Sucker Rain. Kenyan Kickboxing Grammas.

  • May 13, 2011 · 1 hr 26 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 113: Live

    Kole and Dennis talk about the Smithsonian games exhibit, Mortal Kombat, and strategy guides. This week’s music is “The Sound of the Galaxy”, from OCRemix. Remix by Mattias Häggström Gerdt. Quick Hits Mass Effect 3 delayed to 2012. Smithsonian “The Art of Gaming” exhibit. Assassin’s Creed: Revelations. What’cha Been Playin’? Mortal Kombat. Planescape: Torment. Dead Rising 2. Discussion What is your stance on using strategy guides, faqs, or wikis to play games?

  • May 10, 2011 · 54 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 26: Moon Train

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the naked chicken bandit, drunk texting, and physical challenges. Suggested Talking Points: New microphones. The show is too long. Happy Meals. Marketing to flash mobs. Hotel mourning Osama bin Laden? The beard vow. Bestiality everywhere. BBWs are wrecking your children’s lives. The naked chicken bandit. Recite Super Troopers. Three frogs in the convertible. Plague. Mother’s day. Kole’s bold new drug policy. Pistol-whip the mommy. Blood alcohol levels. Drunk TXT App and the Physical Challenge. The Home Alone House. The Japanese Kissing Robot. Radiation Talk. Moon the Train. What About Bob? Why are kids so afraid of bees? Secret passageways. 50 year old woman buys her 80 year old father a hooker.

  • May 9, 2011 · 53 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 25: Dos Argumentos Grandes

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about taking a punch for a buck, asian cuisine, and fear of puppets. Suggested Talking Points: Don’t lie to me. Shower treadmill. Bringing back Home Alone. Man in panda suit takes punches for a buck. Persistent genital arousal disorder and the magical ice-cream machine. Chiddy Bang and the Freestyle Rap Record. Three Dick Liquor. Chinese Spring Eggs. Urine-soaked cough drops. Spot the fake study. Blood Creek. Ghengis Khan: The Greenest Despot. The Burrow. Dos Grandes Argumentos. Officer, hold on for a second while I grab some drive through. Bloodfire. Terrified of Puppets and the Snuggle Bear.

  • May 9, 2011 · 1 hr 22 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 112: Outage

    Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the PSN outage, Sword and Sworcery, and more Portal 2. Quick Hits PSN Outage Timeline. Discussion How does the PSN outage and data breach affecting you? What’cha Been Playin’? Dead Rising 2. Portal 2. Limbo. Sword and Sworcery. Team Fortress 2. Half Life 2.

  • Apr 23, 2011 · 1 hr 6 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 111: Tease

    Kole, Ben, and Dennis tease you about Portal 2, Battlefield: Free, and the most we’ve anticipated games. What’cha Been Playin’? Portal 2. Killing Floor. Toki Tori. Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Penumbra: Overture. Machinarium. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow. Battlefield: Play for Free. Little Big Planet custom levels. I Want to Play a Game Who Are You? Discussion What game did you anticipate the most?

  • Apr 19, 2011 · 51 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 24: Fatal Familial Insecurity

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about tax season, insomnia, and snake bites. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.

  • Apr 12, 2011 · 1 hr 2 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 23: Nautical by Nature

    Wherein those damn Ross kids get serious about human life, the elderly, and Sesame Street. Suggested Talking Points: Sweat Lodge. Submarine Races and Nautical by Nature.* Drunk Toddlers. Reverse custody battle. What is a human life worth. Florida has a government? A frank discussion about abortion. Why should PETA neuter you? Walking your dog, driving your dog. Won’t kiss me? I’ll shoot you. Eagle attacks dog. The Lord is in a Cuyahoga county jail. Cropdusting Pakistan with Tickle Me Elmos. Spot the Fake Mental Disorder. Anonymous slander site. WWII Spyjinks. Pig cosmetic surgery and the ten yard taint. The Cincinnati Cow. He maced a tiny baby squirrel. The Great Urine Heist. Blood Perfume.

  • Apr 5, 2011 · 1 hr 3 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 22: Prejudiced Birds

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about playing vampire, the end the universe, and gangsta math. Suggested Talking Points: The Sneeze Coach. Evil Robert Duvall and Monkey Paw Soup. Bullshit and the American hero. Breast milk ice-cream and the Cold Stone Horror.Playing Vampire and trying that murder stuff. The snappy hat and the inventor of Superglue. Prejudiced birds. The Falconer’s Son. Sinkholes. How the universe will end. Survival Quiz. Camel Fights. AOADHD and RLS. The dopamine factory. Gangsta math.

  • Mar 29, 2011 · 55 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 21: Trash Lung

    Wherein those damn Ross kids evangelize about clown crime, cryptozoology, and cash. Suggested Talking Points: Give me all the sauce. Soul Patch Albinism. Andy. Doppelganger. Phantom poop and the Clown Burglar. Drink, Drive, Sext. Ninja Crime. River City Ransom. Advertising for confession. Clown crime continues. Dine and dash. Backward Feet Man. Sacrelicious. Urinating in a mason jar. Sexy kids, continued. Hatchet. Man Cave. School on a Saturday. The last good generation. Mom of the week. Trapster. Cryptozoology Corner. Hunter S. Bigfoot. Chupacabra. Who Farted?: Long Island Edition. Ms. San Antonio reinstated. Corey Dead. Only drug dealers carry cash. Acronyms added to the OED. We’re done. The time I saved Warren G’s life.