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  • Mar 22, 2011 · 51 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 20: The Imagined Smell

    Wherein those damn Ross kids whine about bacon, huffing, and the Truman Show Delusion. Suggested Talking Points:Inspirationcast. Bacon products. Woman hit twice in same intersection. House set on fire twice in the same day. Inventors who were buried in their inventions. Kole spills his beer. Haircuts and gun permits. Sexy babies. Ms. San Antonio ate too many tacos. The Smut List. There is no verb associated with Facebook. Grandma gets a toilet paper holder lodged in her neck. Adults are huffing more. Condom and receipt found in milk carton. Our first guest? Truman Show Delusion. I’m the producer. Piss Dragons unite, the revolution is now.

  • Mar 15, 2011 · 55 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 19: Mr. Giggles

    Wherein those damn Ross kids hesitate about spaniards, fake deaths, and laser targeted advertising. Suggested Talking Points:Today’s podcast tomorrow. Gone Hookin’. Supermoon. Sex Quiz. Sexual Tension Quiz. HPV and the Surgeon General’s Warning tattoo. The government is taking away your right to send your kids to faith healers. Persecute the Spaniards and ban the Irish t-shirts. Miss Snake Charmer vs. Ms. Bear Baiter. Hey dipshits, don’t travel to Japan. Outrageous toll bill. Spot the fake death. Jeff Ruby’s and the party barge. Redneck Yacht club. Mr. Giggles TS and the destruction of the media. Rubber toy hand grenade and the evacuation. Hey you, chief. Is Darryl Strawberry dead? The King of Lambs in the Pizza Oven. Laser targeted advertising. I’m gonna say some cliches here. Gimme five fingers.

  • Mar 8, 2011 · 53 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 18: Obliviontown

    Wherein those damn Ross kids get real about mayonnaise disasters, teaching your kids to write backwards, and alien bacteria. Suggested Talking Points:Therapy. Good Christian Bitches. Grinch Syndrome. Appropriate deaths, e.g being extruded through a fine metal mesh. Mayonnaise disasters. Condiment crime spree. Sriracha. Poor Stephen. Pump the brakes on the misogyny. Teach your kids to write backwards. Sky heist. More Charlie Sheen. The CostCo Wedding Dress. Life on earth originated in space. Almost 30. Getting real. The American Dream is as dead as Cotton Hill. The Seinfeld of Podcasting. 7&Gin.

  • Mar 1, 2011 · 45 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 17: Too Sexy to Die

    Wherein those damn Ross kids expectorate about iScream, time dilation, and poor baby Connor. Suggested Talking Points:Don’t treat our listeners like idiots. The age of consent in Idaho. iScream. Screaming in the car. I need a gavel. The point that moths serve. Goats on I-5. Green Play-Doh. The K-NEX incident and losing control of my face. More personal arson. Only 50 websites. Time dilation. Unusual deaths. How do you kill a space shuttle? The world is ending. Charlie Sheen. Freaked by a drunk retard. Kris makes a noise. Baby in a bank vault. Little baby Connor.

  • Feb 22, 2011 · 48 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 16: Talonclaw

    Wherein those damn Ross kids have a frank discussion about kinky two year-olds, falconry, and technological singularity. Suggested Talking Points:Hey Dum Dum. Kinky 2 year olds. NO MORE BATS. Flame broiled Bumfights. Thesis. Kid exchange rate. Working the corner for grades and a Fresca. Jerky Spree. Kevin Bacon and the Invisible Micropenis. Three Story Cross. Touchdown Jesus and Robot God. Ghost rocks. Kittycicle. Goldfish drowned. A frank discussion about falconry. Synthetic hummingbirds. Gonorrhea Monsters and Day Drippers. The Bridge Theory and Genetic Hegemony. Circus Birth. I Love.

  • Feb 15, 2011 · 43 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 15: Bounty Hunter

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk themselves dizzy about Rookie of the Year, Cousin Oliver, and Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Suggested Talking Points:Karaoke Cannon. Kevlar Underpants Protect Our Soldier’s Seed. The K-Mart Inside Job and Selling Kole’s Ass. Prosthetic Limbs Banned from High School Baseball. Rookie of the Year and Blank Check. The American Dream is Dead. Ronal Reagan isn’t 100, he’s dead. Not going to sing like Fred Durst. Marauding Pig Tribes. Cousin Oliver = Chitlins. Splenda Tumor Sugar Death. The World Ends Abruptly. Stallone is cosmic law. Sudden Adult Death Syndrome. Feeding the boner monster. Hitler’s Desk Set. Christopher Elkin died in a houseboat. KKK License Plate. Stripper Teacher. Snow Casket.

  • Nov 9, 2010 · 35 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 6: Pitch Black

    Wherein those damn Ross kids discuss women’s health, energy drinks, and the evil we must be complicit in to live a modern life. This episode is possibly the darkest, most offensive thing I have personally created. May God have mercy on all of our souls.