Sep 9, 2011 · 50 min
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Sep 8, 2011 · 1 hr 7 minWatch Out for Fireballs! 1: Mega Man X
Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross ruminate on Mega Man X in this inaugural episode of Watch Out For Fireballs! To get you up to speed, every Maverick is a Reploid, but not all Reploids are Mavericks. X, Zero, and Sigma are characters, not math terms. And nobody knows what the hell a Kuwanger is.
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Sep 6, 2011 · 53 minThose Damn Ross Kids 42: The International Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Awards
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about new equipment, old people, and taxation. Suggested Talking Points: A bear named burden. New equipment and the Tickle Me Elmo Spirit Award. A sandbox for adults, a playground for adults. Vampire Cruise. Boom box ruins days. Also, round bombs? The deadliest jobs. New Texas speed limit leads to time travel. AARP’s list of do-not-do’s. Panty road. Crossbow attack. Katana attack, and cereal buzz marketing. Excuse me, sir, this iPad is a block of wood. Alkaline hydrolysis. Bank of America harasses grieving woman. A dissertation on smurf society. U mad, bro? The no-helmet league. Runaway clown in a stolen golf cart. Tax the prostitutes. Defriendant. Blue-balling Beetlejuice.
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Sep 2, 2011 · 38 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 126: Fuselage
Kole and Dennis talk briefly about Deus Ex: Human Revolution, the future of the Devil May Cry series, and oldish RPGs. Quick Hits Sony hardware price drops. Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced. Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt. Rapid Fire Mad Catz to re-publish Rock Band 3. FortressCraft makes a million. Amnesia sells 400,000. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. David: E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy. Echo Bazaar. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. Final Fantasy Tactics iOS. Final Fantasy XII.
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Aug 30, 2011 · 41 minThose Damn Ross Kids 41: Planet Diamondopscopus
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about genetic engineering, body image, and the digerido. Suggested Talking Points: Word pairings. Shit for distance. How he wanted to go: crushed by a tractor. Schroedinger’s septic truck. Bull semen shuts down highway. Bulletproof skin and the Spider-Goat. The Golden Gate Net. American Apparel is looking for The Next Big Thing. The great yogurt kidnapping. Social networking and drugs. Drink this fracking fluid. Diamond Planet. The digerido cures snoring. Chocolohic fish. Jumblery. Pizza Roll thermodynamics.
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Aug 23, 2011 · 51 minThose Damn Ross Kids 40: Never Sleep Again
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about extreme coupling, breaking up, and flash mobs. Suggested Talking Points: Too drunk for a demolition derby. Deep fried burger. The best (worst) neighbor. If you’re driving shirtless, you’re guilty. Extreme couponing and newspaper theft. Tomes of bigotry. Free burrito summer. Home circumcision. The Rosses formerly known as brothers. The King is gone, but he’s not forgotten. The Bite Counter. The soon-to-be fattest woman on Earth. Machine Gun Kelly brings the rage back. Beau the Math Dog. Explosions in the Sky show cancelled due to 9/11. Condom-filled acorns. Fisherman catches a SCUBA diver.
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Aug 19, 2011 · 1 hr 3 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 125: Violation
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Sony price drops, 3D technology, and a cavalcade of older games. Quick Hits Sony hardware price drops. Counter Strike: Global Offensive announced. Batman: Arkham City is 3D out the butt. Rapid Fire Mad Catz to re-publish Rock Band 3. FortressCraft makes a million. Amnesia sells 400,000. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. David: E.Y.E. Divine Cybermancy. Echo Bazaar. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Final Fantasy Tactics iOS. Final Fantasy XII.
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Aug 16, 2011 · 54 minThose Damn Ross Kids 39: Dough Nation
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about the new 911, autobiographies, and Amish romance. Suggested Talking Points: Where is Kole’s new studio? Africa. Can I sext 911? Sales tax holidays. Quiz: Warrant song, Celebrity Autobiography, or Fake? Wherein Kris tries to make fistulas funny. Urine therapy and the piss ghost. Ghouls addicted to death dust. The worst thing you’ll ever hear. Like father like son. Bonnet rippers. Mannequin Hunt. Trojan t-shirts.
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Aug 12, 2011 · 48 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 124: Underbelly
Kole and Ben talk about piracy, Final Fantasy Tactics, and why zombies are awful. Quick Hits Study: Correlation between review scores and piracy. North Korea farming MMO gold for nukes. GameFly to add Unlimited PC Play. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony. Kole: Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions. Cut the Rope Experiments. Fighting Fantasy: Deathtrap Dungeon. The Sims 3: Late Night. What’s on Your Mind? The final word on zombies (and why Dead Island will suck).
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Aug 9, 2011 · 54 minThose Damn Ross Kids 38: Maintenance Bear
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Buddhists, energy drinks, and sitting down to pee. Suggested Talking Points: The most depressing conveyance. Buddhists save lobsters for karmic multipliers. Here’s your medal, now where’s my $20? Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day. Brazilian Heterosexual Pride Day. Man arrested for smashing atoms at home. Chinese dead baby pills. No more entertainment bears. Tanks for not parking here. An energy drink named “Pussy.” Blind woman tackled for her parrot. Jeff Daniels is Warren Jeffs. Those Damn Ross Kids Exploitation. Weird water. I’m here to rob you and introduce your girlfriend to your wife. I sit down when I pee.
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Aug 5, 2011 · 1 hr 14 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 123: Appalling
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the 3DS implosion, Catherine, and moral choices in games. Quick Hits Nintendo financial woes. EA Sports Season Ticket. Diablo 3 to auction items for real money. Rapid Fire Breath of Fire 4 on PSN. Machinarium on iPad. Final Fantasy Tactics on iPhone. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony. David: STALKER: Shadow of Pripyat. APB. Kole: Catherine. Sims 3: Late Night. Discussion Moral choices in games.
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Jul 29, 2011 · 57 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 122: Sympathy
Kole and Ben talk about the Mega Man Legends cancelation, the Humble Indie Bundle 3, and which games we evangelize. Quick Hits Capcom cancels Mega Man Legends 3. Humble Indie Bundle 3. GameCube games on WiiWare? What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Modern Warfare 2, Duke Nukem Forever (Demo), Catherine (Demo), Shadow of the Colossus. Kole: Shadow of the Colossus, ‘Splosion Man, Final Fantasy XII. What’s on Your Mind? The games we evangelize. This week’s music is “Snowfall on Forbidden Lands,” created by celli and sephire at OCRemix.org.
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Jul 26, 2011 · 59 minThose Damn Ross Kids 37: Chair, Electric
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about snack frustrations, sewage systems, and parasites. Suggested Talking Points: Relax. Three and a Half Hours. The Amazing Time Traveling Doctor. Nurse puts patient photos on Facebook. Obvs. The awesomest troll in training. Owling. Sperm sniffing dog. Exploding manholes in Rio. Quiz: Spot the Fake Cue Sport Term. Bang Bus petting zoo, Cash Cab manslaughter. The Science Zone: Animal/Human Hybrids. The Science Zone Mk. II: Keeping up with the parasites. My name is visible from space. The naked motorcyclist. Santa Olympics. Ear obstruction.
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Jul 19, 2011 · 56 minThose Damn Ross Kids 36: A Pizza Man With Pizza Hands
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hygiene, tickling, and ball bearings. Suggested Talking Points: Re: The Woodchipper. Meta. Customer service. Child pornographer gets unlimited access to child porn in prison. Mom cleans kids with pool chemicals. Restaurant bans kids. Bear owner dies bizarre sex death. Sex dolls of the Third Reich. Spot the Fake Collective Noun for Birds. Kool Aid Fantasies. 35 lbs of human vomit. Tickle Therapy. Major League. Google Maps got it wrong. Google Says. The chewing gum painter. Taco Bell “I Quit” sign. Alpha male baboons are stressed out. Ladyboy Johnson.
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Jul 15, 2011 · 1 hr 24 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 121: Krill
Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the PopCap acquisition, Catherine, and game replays. Quick Hits Electronic Arts buys PopCap. Minecraft Adventure Mode to debut. Modern Warfare 3 adds colorblind options. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Catherine (Demo), Tiny Tower, Breath of Fire III. Dennis: MediEvil, I am Monstar, Hear Me Roar, Mutant Alien Zombies, Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time, Assassin’s Creed: Brotherhood. Ben: Uncharted 2, inFAMOUS 2 (Demo). David: Kingdom of Loathing. Discussion Question What’s makes you replay a game?
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Jul 12, 2011 · 55 minThose Damn Ross Kids 35: The Puppydome
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about hypnotism, space, and prison. Suggested Talking Points: Get a towel. Drunken puppy pickup ban. Heat wave and John Candy. Spot the Fake Construction Term. Protractors in Pittsburgh. Dead for 8 years, no one notices. High school hypnotism mystery. Urine recycling and the Skin Top. Science Zone: iPhones in Space. Banana attacks gorilla. Woman dies from sex with dog. Breast milk attack, explained. Prisoners with porn. Pregnant woman, thunderstruck.
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Jul 8, 2011 · 1 hr 18 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 120: Scales
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation. What’cha Been Playin’? David: Rift, Champions Online, Alan Wake. Ben: NOTHING. Dennis: Mass Effect 2. Kole: The Heist, Stickman Golf, Tiny Wings, Hot Springs Story, Pocket Academy, Breath of Fire III. What’s on Your Mind? Facebook and social gaming. Does the internet make you stupid? Microsoft promotional strategies. Discussion Question What’s your summer backlog project?
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Jul 5, 2011 · 1 hr 1 minThose Damn Ross Kids 34: Loaded Drawers of Skeleton Salsa
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about birthday cake, magic, and virginity. Suggested Talking Points: Elephants. A great day to be a duck with an affected accent. Worst Day Ever: Dickshots. Bluetooth Earpieces: A Black Conspiracy? Illinois Prison, Dirty Drawers. Dad brings gun to birthday party. Quiz: Spot the Fake Celebrity Kid Name. There’s No Magic In This Book: How to Deal With Shit. The Half Donut Dilemma. “Dam It, Dummy”. The Body in the Pool. Squeezable Drink Hour. Overboard with my katana. Bad mom abandons kids, saved world. Breast milk attack. New Zealand Man Stops a Christine Situation, Kills Car. Notable Quotables: Michelle Bachmann. My kingdom for a horse, my virginity for an iPhone. Get paid, get dead. Living on a Prayer, Eli Cherry. Neil Young and Hyfy.
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Jul 2, 2011 · 1 hr 13 minStand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 119: Decent
Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about the Supreme Court ruling, Child of Eden, and Dead Nation. Quick Hits Supreme Court rules in favor of games industry. LulzSec calls it quits. Team Fortress 2 and World of Warcraft go free to play. What’cha Been Playin’? Child of Eden. Darksiders. Magic: The Gathering – Dules of the Planeswalkers. Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune. inFAMOUS. Dead Nation.
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Jun 28, 2011 · 1 hr 1 minThose Damn Ross Kids 33: Amazing Larry
Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about our sick society, rubicons, and sexpresso. Suggested Talking Points: Podcast defense system. Props to the homebrew. Why not, let’s talk about gay marriage. Family friendly prison uniforms. World War II vet marries for first time (Tuesdays with Hoary). Wrong (magic) dentures. Notable Quotables: Reagan. Mormon Apocalypse Horde. We’ve banned Russia. Kole’s Self Esteem Minute. Can’t compliment a lady on her looks. Holy Shit There’s a Hornet. All bets are off with crack. Carmen Sandiego is banging Waldo. Indian farmer woman crosses the rubicon. Quiz: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure Trivia. Dabbling in eugenics.Yoga bathroom peeper. Zumbaga. Moral Guardians vs. Sexpresso. T-Shirt Code. Cat burglar. Doggy DNA. Mr. Givemespit. Hank Hill is a high-functioning autistic. Kris’s Self Esteem Minute.