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  • Nov 15, 2011 · 44 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 51: Et tu, Inkjet?

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about inappropriate jokes, failed technologies, and their academic struggles. Suggested Talking Points: Sound collage. Reinfecting our tongues. Offensive joke. Juggalo story. Psi ops against an arabic used car dealer in Virginia. Pizza wars. Telepathic Sister Wives. Science Zone: Are alien encounters manufactured by the human mind? Dream talk into Nick at Nite. Sex walk. Google Voice scam. Et tu, Inkjet? School stories. Laser eyes. A list of cheeses. Become one with the horse. Bold declarations re: pony play. Lego Man.

  • Nov 8, 2011 · 39 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 50: Larp King's Lap Cat

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about gangs, population control, and revenge. Suggested Talking Points: Running for mayor. We’re sick. The Corduroy Savior. Juggalos classified as a gang. The LARP King’s Lap Cat. Man sues to have photographer recreate his failed wedding. Buzz saws, Fastball, and Heathcliff. Man murders wife for destroying Star Wars collection. Quiz: Spot the Fake Hunting Term. Acid gummy bear dog murder. Too Many Asians. Accidental sibling marriage. Piss Tube. Prostitute thrown out hotel window.

  • Nov 4, 2011 · 1 hr 10 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 134: Chasm

    Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the Grand Theft Auto 5 trailer, Uncharted 3, and Kole sets the record straight about Dark Souls. Quick Hits PS Vita gets launch date. Study: 51% of HD console gamers buy DLC. Rumor: Grand Theft Auto V to be set in Los Angeles. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Dark Souls. David: Fallout: New Vegas. Ben: Batman: Arkham City. Dennis: Uncharted 3. Ape Escape.

  • Nov 3, 2011 · 1 hr 34 min

    Watch Out for Fireballs! 5: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

    Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross shine some daylight on Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines. Being a vampire is tough. You’re doomed to an eternity of walking the Earth as a cursed living corpse, and most of those millennia will be spent running errands for your social betters. Bloodlines is a rare game in a rare genre, notorious for its troubled development and lauded for its great writing. Does it live up to its many-coloned name? Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

  • Oct 25, 2011 · 42 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 49: Fried Egg Phil

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about Big Foot, alchemy, and dance troupes. Suggested Talking Points: I hit a bat with my car. Japanese nurse tears out toenails. Woman claims to feed a family of Big Foots. Pastor: masturbating is homosexual. Getting medieval on your daughter. Man lives solely on road kill. Absolutely Ridiculous Burger. Halloween gag gone wrong. The Tapscallions. Alchemy to turn feces into gold. Diet affects sperm viability. Science Zone: 4 inch amoebas in the Mariana Trench. Cash outlawed in Louisiana.

  • Oct 21, 2011 · 50 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 132: Geopolitics

    Kole, Dennis, and David talk about hollow achievements, the geopolitics of game leader boards, and Batman: Arkham City. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: God of War II. Dead Nation. David: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Batman: Arkham City.

  • Oct 20, 2011 · 1 hr 29 min

    Watch Out for Fireballs! 4: Super Mario RPG

    Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross jump right into Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars. The Mushroom Kingdom is in peril. The princess is missing, Bowser has been kicked out his home by a dimension-hopping blacksmith, and the Star Road has been destroyed. It’s up to Mario, a cloud prince who thinks he’s a frog, and a star-powered doll to set everything right. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

  • Oct 18, 2011 · 35 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 48: Taco Wallet

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about animal rights, amateur eye surgery, and primitive social networking. Suggested Talking Points: Axel Foley Artist. Baby X. PETA porn. Taco ID, Taco Wallet. Stolen bridges, stolen hydrants. Man rips his own eyes out. Man uses finger to keep himself from being shot. The Bee Defense. Dog commercials. Don’t check my receipt. Message in a Bottle. Kris’s Kole impression: Text Neck. Is being buried alive a universal fear?

  • Oct 14, 2011 · 52 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 131: Squad

    Kole, Ben, and David talk about the Dark Souls, Mass Effect 3 multiplayer, and why Silent Hill is essential. Quick Hits Mass Effect 3 multiplayer confirmed. New Wii bundle lacks GameCube support. Silent Hill Downpour delayed. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Dark Souls. Myst IV: Revelation. Knights of the Old Republic. David: Iron Grip Marauders. Fallout: New Vegas. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas.

  • Oct 11, 2011 · 42 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 47: Octopie

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about unemployment, metal music, and gold. Suggested Talking Points: Are we recording? The Midnight Society. Why naked? Why not? Third place: You’re fired. Boo Boo Prius and the Ice Road Murderer. The Science Zone: Fish Tools. Denmark’s Fat Tax. Quiz: Military or Metal? Fake women. Fakegirlfriend.co. Ice cream cone or Klansman? Voicemail: A Big Tub of Dicks. Loko Labeling. Solid gold vending machine. Trainpottying.

  • Oct 7, 2011 · 59 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 130: Blow

    Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about the iPhone 4S, Fallout: New Vegas, and continuing Minecraft adventures. Quick Hits Apple announced iPhone 4S. Epic and Adobe partner to get Unreal Engine 3 into Flash 11. Uncharted 3 to use Sony’s Online Pass. Rapid Fire Jak HD collection rumored. The Witness won’t be coming to consoles. What’cha Been Playin’? Ben: Fallout New Vegas. David: Fallout New Vegas. Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Final Fantasy XII. Minecraft. Dennis: Tony Hawk’s Project 8. God of War II.

  • Oct 6, 2011 · 1 hr 32 min

    Watch Out for Fireballs! 3: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth

    Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross lose their minds re: Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth. Welcome, Stranger, to a macabre world of undescribable cosmic horror. Feel how insignificant you are when face with non-euclidian angles and strange beasts. Don’t ask too many questions, though, and certainly don’t forget to lock your hotel door. Mwahahaha… Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

  • Oct 4, 2011 · 35 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 46: Human Head, I Presume?

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about public services, church, and prison. Suggested Talking Points: Magneto. Kole’s rush. Santa Shawn. Firetruck porn. Dollar General beer. Go to church or go to jail. Weekend at Bernie’s 3. Wedding Crasher prank. The Brazillian patriarch. Two wombs (Twombs). Venezuelan prisons are gang playgrounds. MRI brainvision.

  • Sep 27, 2011 · 42 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 45: Cancer Arrows

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about their anniversary, hobbies, and medical breakthroughs. Suggested Talking Points: Stop quoting me. Kris’s sundry discarded hobbies. Feeder Mommy. Seasteading. Dude or Not-a-Dude? What’s Facebook more important than? Science Zone: Cancer-Killing Virus. 1000 bees kill a 1000 lb hog. Devil Child and the Little Chuck Liddell. Show and Tell Crack Pipe. Taco Shell.

  • Sep 23, 2011 · 1 hr 7 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 129: Diegetic

    Kole, Ben, Dennis, and David talk about Dead Island, Qwikster, and in-game advertising. Quick Hits Xbox TV launches this holiday. Netflix splits in two. Gamers help AIDS research. PSN ToS update forbids class action suits. What’cha Been Playin’? Dennis: Hot Shots Golf. Devil May Cry 3. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. Kole: Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Minecraft 1.8. Myst III. Dead Island. David: World of Warcraft. Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

  • Sep 22, 2011 · 1 hr 18 min

    Watch Out for Fireballs! 2: Myst

    Gary Butterfield and Kole Ross get literary about Myst. Come with us to a magical world of sedate wandering, perplexing puzzles, and power-hungry brothers. Myst is one of the most well-known, and misunderstood titles on the PC, and we’re here to set the record straight. Support Watch Out for Fireballs!

  • Sep 20, 2011 · 43 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 44: Bottoms Up, Baby

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about global clowns, Lifetime movie concepts, and missing children. Suggested Talking Points: Moon medicine. A fashionista dies before his time. Satellite may crash into earth. Marriage on the Rocks. Killed by McDonald’s Smell. Killed by a hurricane? A dusty fairy. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Awareness Day. Outback babytini. How not to potty train. The Wal-Mart Scooter Heist. F-cup Grandma. Baseball burger injury. King crab invasion. Global Clowns. Drunk moose on the loose.

  • Sep 16, 2011 · 1 hr 1 min

    Stand Under the Don't Tree and Riddle Me This 128: Secrecy

    Kole, Ben, and Dennis talk about Nintendo’s pre-TGS press conference, the white chamber, and Deus Ex: Human Revolution. Quick Hits 3DS price drop increases sales. 3DS circle pad attachment confirmed. Various 3DS software announcements. Zelda: Skyward Sword to be 50-100 hours long. What’cha Been Playin’? Kole: Riven. the white chamber. Ben: Fallout: New Vegas. David: Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

  • Sep 13, 2011 · 37 min

    Those Damn Ross Kids 43: Fully Functional Cake Car

    Wherein those damn Ross kids talk about cake programming, Ayn Rand, and surprise orgies. Suggested Talking Points: Thesaurus. 9/11 cakes. Stoner Ave. Gumby, dammit. The Pamper’s Indicator. Gas station restroom apology purchase. Surprising causes of depression. Spaghetti Night! The Atlasphere: A dating site for fans of Ayn Rand. Curing eating disorders with sex toys. Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls. Surprise orgy Craigslist ad. A surprising case of personal arson.