Dec 16, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min
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CineKuest Video
CineKuest Video
Hail! Be any of ye listening, scions of the ’80s, ’90s or somewhere in betweener? If so, it is very possible (if you’re lucky) that most of your childhoods were blessed with a (un)healthy dose of movies and crummy Lord of the Rings/Masters of the Universe fanmoviefics (just us?)…..From some (relative) classics, ultra-actionverse extravaganzas, comedy for your brown pants, all forms of medieval to modern (hur) horrors, and everything else in between (maybe), we will revisit a few of our favorite re-runs and a few new-runs. Have a listen.
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Dec 2, 2020 · 1 hr 13 minEp. 60: The Big Hit (Marky Mark Break Dance Fight Night)
Cinekuest Presents a Ballistic Break Dance Fight Night Featuring Marko Mark and Lou Diamond Phillips in The Big HitThis John Woo adjacent flophouse special with a dash of Wesley Snipes as a producer is definitely not worth watching for the star, the Wallbangerberg. In this flick, he is completely overshadowed by the true star of La Bamba fame--Lou Diamond Phillips. He has the love for you, baby, with a goatee truly manicured to hell, rendering Roland’s jokes about Daniel’s mustache moot (Qapla’!)! Melvin Smiley is a soft-spoken, redheaded heartthrob with six-pack formed by years of mastering hand-to-hand combat and gymnastics with two ladies and is a complete pushover people-pleaser. Did we mention he’s also a contract killer? Probably should have led with that. How one can be all these things at once is a true symptom of a recently discovered illness medical researchers call Whatthefuckwerethewritersthinkingitis, but that’s what the action and comedy is for and there is a metric fuckload of it! Most of it is brought by Lou Diamond Fucking Phillips overacting an already over-the-top personality as Melly’s buddy/coworker/loveable cutthroat bastardo Cisco. He’s like a cross between a mariachi hip-hop star and Yakuza underling which is fucking hilarious. Anywhatsits, MelloMark is just tryna get paid and laid while surrounded by his seemingly utterly mundane home life. Between Chantel, his gold digger side piece, constantly blue ball bashing him for bills and his actual fiance’ Christina Goddamn Applegate tossing his savings down the drain leaving Smiles a financial shithouse. Cisco the absolute angel swoops in to save the day for Melvy, taking a “huge risk” offering his brochacho (the MVP of their hit squad) a non-union sanctioned job. That’s what he do ‘cuz he gots so much love for you, BAYBEE. How could this possibly get any better for the Marksman? He doesn’t deserve friends like that. Then things get fucking stupid--stupid awesome. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we argue over why Young Guns is one of best BRAT PACK westerns of ALL TIME. Be sure to check out the links to support and listen to the podcasts!https://linktr.ee/MokuestStudios ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★
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Nov 25, 2020 · 1 hr 21 minEp. 59: Poultrygeist- Night of the Chicken Dead (Thanksgiving Gorefest)
Cinekuest Pre-Turkeyday Returnening to the Tromaverse with Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead What do you get when you build a fried chicken franchise on an “ancient Indian burial ground?” Not laser raptors, but undead chicken-demons possessed by souls seeking revenge. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we try to give you a brief idea of what the crap is happening in this movie.
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Nov 11, 2020 · 1 hr 24 minCineKuest Video Ep. 58: Evil Dead II (Birth of the Boomstick)
In this episode, your favorite trio reviews Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn, alternatively titled “The Return to the Beginning”. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we chat about this flick with the underlying hope that the Book of the Dead’s prophecies come to pass.
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Oct 31, 2020 · 2 hr 19 minCineKuest Video Ep. 57: Horror Remakes (Halloween Special)
As we hermit through the best and only important month of the year--we spent quite a bit more time than expected on this episode going through all the horror reboots we could find or remember. Some of us really like a thick slice of crappiness pie with our movie experience. Join Roland, Rey and Daniel as we inundated you with all the redux horror hits and doodoo redos.
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Oct 21, 2020 · 1 hr 54 minCineKuest Video Ep. 56: The Frighteners
For our non-spooky time revelers, we have used the at-home hijinks opportunity to pick another crazy-cool episode with extra-as-fuck actor Jeffrey Combs. See into the funky-ass mind of director Peter Jackson before he went full Hollywood Dominator with LOTR. Get ready for one of the best comedy horror movies of the mid 90’s. Join Rey, Roland and Daniel as we recount the killer funnies.
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Oct 14, 2020 · 1 hr 11 minCineKuest Video Ep. 55: Evil Dead
Prepare for one of the purest forms of cinema horror with this cult-favorite gore splatterfest. On a budget diet of Kraft singles and Fritos, Raimi created The Exorcist meets The Dollar Tree Jim Henson Company. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we refresh our alcohol-soaked memories of what life was like growing up watching the good shit.
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Oct 7, 2020 · 1 hr 42 minCineKuest Video Ep. 54: Virtuosity
Cinekuest Video Presents: Before The Matrix, But After Lawnmower Man--Virtuosity In the futureworld of the 90’s, Denzel Washington plays (ex) Lt. Parker Barnes, once a cop, now a convict, who has no absolutely no regrets about his current lifestyle as a much-loved model inmate.Join, Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Young Breezy for this forgotten rental.
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Sep 23, 2020 · 1 hr 55 minCineKuest Video Ep. 53: Guns Akimbo
This was a bit of a random last minute clutch pick, but it worked out pretty well. This movie is pretty damn funny and fulla that hyper-violent action porn for your furious rage-rection or stiff and stony ladyboner. Join Daniel, Rey and Roland as we skip through this quick and dirty little gem.
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Sep 16, 2020 · 2 hr 3 minCineKuest Video Ep. 52: Beyond ReAnimator (ReAnimator Trilogy Part 3)
A number of years later, now a hardcore thug-lifer, Herbert continues his work as Frankenstein’s Vet--with his latest tests on the poor, poor, lovable….Ratty. As per usual, Jeffrey Combs reprises his role once again as the endearing scamp just trying to raise the dead and minding his own bizzness. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we serenade you with our philosifizery.
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Sep 10, 2020 · 3 hr 2 minCineKuest Video Ep. 51: Bill and Ted Face the Music
Finally, almost thirty years later, Bill and Ted have re-arriveth! We were all worried about this reunification of the most wholesome bro-duo of the eighties--for nothing! Get ready for the future, the past, the inferno, and friggin’ robots. Join, Gerry, Roland, Rey, and Daniel-coming-in-clutch for the end. STATION!
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Sep 2, 2020 · 1 hr 42 minCineKuest Video Ep. 50: Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill and Ted’s Non-Bogus Journey Experience: A Most Excellent Sequel Onwards to the sequel, our most excellence continues with the epochal continuance of the Wyld Stallyns and their Destiny as it unfolds.Evil PE coach Chuckles deNomelos has sent two doppelganger murderbots to replace our most exemplary dunce cap duo, and utterly unmake the future dystopia they are meant to usher in.Join Daniel, Roland, Rey, and the Cinekuestal Return of Gerry.
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Aug 26, 2020 · 1 hr 32 minCineKuest Video Ep. 49: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
In preparation for the soon-to-be trilogy of Bill and Ted Face the Music, we’re here pre-gaming on the essential origination of the ultimate time-traveling lovable dumb dumbs from the 80’s. They are the chosen ones, the Wyld Stallyns, the sole materializers of utopia, and unless they make it through their class--it will never happen. Join, Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we party on, dudes.
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Aug 19, 2020 · 1 hr 55 minCineKuest Video Ep. 48: Bride of Re-Animator (Re-Animator Trilogy Part 2)
AKA Night of the Living Meg Onwards, Dan-Igor, Dr. Westenstein needs you! This funny-as-hell body-horror-fest chronicles the continued exploits of Dan Abbott and Dr. Herbert West-all grown up from their days as med students. Part Dr. Moreau, part Dr. Frankenstein–Jeffrey Combs’ reprises his iconic role as Herbert West, a man happiest when filling out his body parts bingo card. If he can get the Hooker’s Thighs he’ll win with four across! So close! As his eternal assistant/roommate, Dan is still an emo little weirdo who misses his lady love from the first Re-Animator, and so he pretends one of his patients is her (?) while also getting some Italian special sauce from super hottie Alotta Vagina, played by Fancesca Danelli. Somehow, her charms aren’t enough for Dan to quit his whinging about the same shit he always cries about. “Wah, wah, Herbert we can’t keep doing what we’ve been doing since the first movie, bringing back people from the dead is bad, I’m moving out. You’re not the boss of ME!” As usual, Herbert nerd-bitchslaps him with science and tells him to get his Fabio shirt out, they’re getting the band back together! Meg Returneth! Well…mostly not–to Dan’s eventual realization. Will they succeed? Or will some douche-ass detective with an axe to grind and…Dr. Hill?! He gets my vote for trilogy mascot! Join Daniel, Roland, and Rey as we gather body parts to reanimate the dead! Check out our link below to check out our Spotify, Teespring (for Merch), Patreon, and Website for our other podcasts! https://linktr.ee/MokuestStudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Aug 12, 2020 · 1 hr 26 minCineKuest Video Ep. 47: Runaway (1984)
Retrovision Futuristica Robotica: Michael Crichton’s Runaway aka The Indomitable Mustache of MegaSelleck In the advanced society of the future 1980’s, Tom Selleck is Jack Ramsay, a cop-turned-nerd (by the power of night courses!) is the head of a robotics crime unit, tasked with the protection of society from rogue robot toasters and dishwashers. The rebel robots have thrown off the chains of servitude from their suburban oppressors, and have taken up arms! Sorta. Well, one does. Jack is on the case though, baby! He puts on his electro-mag armor (tinfoil shirt and knee pads) to Selleck the shit outta that damn Skynet! Not in my America, Sir! Followed by his shiny new partner, Thompson-of-the-eternal-thirst (Cynthia Rhodes), the cyber-squad is putting the screws to all those wascally wobots, hot on the trail of a trust fund baby gone bad, mobster-ish geek, Gene Simmons–in his first feature film. The Demon of KISS plays Dr. Luther (honorary? zing!), a cutthroat robotics expert with some great lines, a gun loaded with raspberry pi bullets, and a sassy as hell side-piece, played by Kirstie Alley. For a pg-13 movie, we certainly weren’t expecting the hookers. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland for this Sunday Matinee Classic. Check out our link below to check out our Spotify, Teespring (for Merch), Patreon, and Website for our other podcasts! https://linktr.ee/MokuestStudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Jul 15, 2020 · 2 hr 49 minCineKuest Video Ep. 46: Re-Animator (Re-Animator Trilogy Pt. 1)
Here we are with the start of another cult classic trilogy, starring Jeffrey Combs–arguably one of the best horror-comedy actors of the times. Loosely based on the H.P. Lovecraft story of the same name, this flick stars Combs as Herbert West, a kooky-as-fuck, true mad-genius med student who has an obsession with the dead, and Bruce Abbot as Dan Cain, a milquetoast plain-Jane sissy–who constantly gets in the way of true scientific progress in the name of piddly little things like “ethics” and the “laws of nature and humanity”. Pffft. Unlike our mollycoddling toolshed of a co-star, West is a badass little nerd with the formula for eternal life…it just needs…a little more testing…y’know…work out those hiccups. Just a tweak. For science! I mean, who’s it bothering, really? They were already dead…worst case scenario–they end up double-dead. Best case–THEY LIVE! LIFE! I GIVE YOU *cough* *cough*. Ahem. Eat your heart out, Mary Shelly. Join Daniel, Rey, Young Breezy, and Roland as we unpack the secrets of raising the dead. Check out our link below to check out our Spotify, Teespring (for Merch), Patreon, and Website for our other podcasts! https://linktr.ee/MokuestStudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Jul 8, 2020 · 1 hr 58 minCineKuest Video Ep. 45: Hard Boiled (John Woo)
For our latest foray into the ass-kickiverse, by request (sup Chris!), we’re checkin’ this bullet ballet classic, the genre-defining cop flick–Hard Boiled. Directed by the Slow-Motion Shogun, the creator of the Flying Dove Style gun-fu, the man John Woo, who would go on to conceive some of the most badassfuckincool actioneers of the 90’s. We’re talking Hard Target, Broken Arrow, Face/Off–and inspired tons more movies and vijigames even, with his crazyass unreasonably awesome love of Berettas and a metric crap-ton of bullets (with a few grenades sprinkled on top–for flavor). Chow Yun Fat is Detective “Tequila” Yuen (one guess why they call him that) assigned to bring down a gun-smuggling gang of turdsniffers when he crosses clips with Alan, played by Tony Chiu-Wai Leung, an undercover operative who’s had to make some unsettling decisions for the sake of his mission. Can they work together? Or will Tequila the shotgun surgeon play a song at his funeral? Join returning Not-A-Guest Ron, Rey, Daniel and Roland as we run through the body count. If you would like to support us even further, please visit this link for Patreon, Merch and our socials! https://linktr.ee/MokuestStudios Kill Count YouTube Video: Movies of 1992: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Hong_Kong_films_of_1992 https://www.google.com/search?q=1992+movie+releases+list&oq=1992+movie+releases+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.13495j0j8&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=ALeKk01GAG1pxUBHcpX2GkD9RX-tBpB2ow%3A1593578885053&ei=hRX8XrbrAoPctQX7s6e4AQ&q=april+1992+movie+releases+list&oq=april+1992+movie+releases+list&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzoECAAQR1CQ1xNYzuETYOziE2gAcAF4AIAB1AGIAYsGkgEFMi4zLjGYAQCgAQGqAQdnd3Mtd2l6&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwj2wfX6n6vqAhUDbq0KHfvZCRcQ4dUDCAw&uact=5 Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Jun 19, 2020 · 1 hr 55 minCineKuest Video Ep. 44: The Worlds End (Cornetto Trilogy Pt. 3)
Join us as we review a movie about seizing the glory days! Simon Pegg stars as Gary King, the man with a lifetime appointment with Dr. Ink! Beer joke (nailed it). For his high school graduation, Gary and his best mates, The Five Musketeers, attempt to drink through the Golden Mile, a pub crawl through twelve bars with one pint downed at each. They nearly made it through, but it ended in drunken failure after the ninth pub. After their valiant attempt, the group of buddies went their separate ways to forge their paths through life. Twenty years later, Gary is back for another try, dear friends of Mokuest, and he’s getting the band back together–whether they want to or not–because what greater cause exists than the Golden Mile? None, damn it. None! You may think this sounds stupid (it sorta is), but they will determine the fate of our planet chugging through the trials and tribulations of The Golden Mile. That’s right folks, the Power of Beer is absolute in this ass-kicking ballad of badassery brewmastery. Don your quaffing regalia and join Daniel, Jamie, Rey, Bryce, and Roland as we try to run The Golden Mile Gauntlet–cans though:(–while discussing this movie of epic proportions! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Jun 18, 2020 · 25 minCineKuest Video Ep. 43: Bill and Ted Face the Music (Trailer Reaction)
We figured it would be fun to try and make a reaction episode, so here we are with the best possible movie to start with! Be Excellent To Each Other! What could be more awesome in these crazy trying fucking times than a proper brand new aww-hells-yes-return of Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter?!? We submit to you, our excellent audience, our reactions to this upcoming treasure of a film. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as we grin ear to ear. Bring on the phone booth, friends, the Wyld Stallyns have returneth! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
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Jun 12, 2020 · 1 hr 42 minCineKuest Video Ep 42: Troma’s War
Possible other starting quote: “Among the latter, under pretence of governing they have divided their nations into two classes, wolves and sheep.” – Shithead Jefferson One of America’s Founding Fathers and proto rap star Alexander Hamilton is quoted as saying, ““It has been observed by an honorable gentleman, that a pure democracy, if it were practicable, would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position in politics is more false than this. The ancient democracies, in which the people themselves deliberated, never possessed one feature of good government. Their very character was tyranny; their figure deformity.” In Troma’s War, premier progressive-as-fuck satirist director Lloyd Kaufman epitomizes the philosophy, “America is ruled by a bunch of assholes”. This flick is anti-war, anti-gov’t, anti-conspiracy, just about everything American anti-exceptionalism–the US can be a pretty fucked-up place and we’ve done some shady shit in the past to the world as well as ourselves. We’re blessed to have Lloydy satirize the living crap out of it all–he’s so progressive! This movie has…no plot or story (or maybe too many)? A buncha Tromaville Tromites are dumped on a remote island when their airplane shits the bed. Their day gets even better when they discover a group of some random as fuck super-inclusive military elite terrorists (well…Kaufman elite) and their evil plan to destabilize America by infecting the populace using the power…of AIDS! (By the power of AIDSkull!) Tremble with terror! Dance with dread! Wiggly with worry! With a body count in the hundreds, two shadow despots for the price of one, and the biological weaponization of the AIDS Brigade, Troma’s War is one nutty ass pile of squirrel shit. Join Bryce, Daniel, Roland, and Rey as we explore this cult classic! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license