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Hail! Be any of ye listening, scions of the ’80s, ’90s or somewhere in betweener? If so, it is very possible (if you’re lucky) that most of your childhoods were blessed with a (un)healthy dose of movies and crummy Lord of the Rings/Masters of the Universe fanmoviefics (just us?)…..From some (relative) classics, ultra-actionverse extravaganzas, comedy for your brown pants, all forms of medieval to modern (hur) horrors, and everything else in between (maybe), we will revisit a few of our favorite re-runs and a few new-runs. Have a listen.

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May 27, 2020 · 1 hr 16 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 41: Hot Fuzz (Cornetto Trilogy part 2)
London’s Supercop, Nicholas Angel (Simon Pegg), is just too good for the boys in blue. He’s so good (400% by their records) they promote him to sergeant, which sounds great until the cop who can’t be stopped gets assigned to Bumblefuck Nowheresville. Take note, bumpkins, if you drink beer from a straw, this man WILL card you, ya buncha dopey ass toddlers. As the newest addition to the police force–sorry, “police service”– in Sanford, the former “Sheriff of London” is introduced to the second most painful experience in his life, PC Danny Butterman (Nicholas Frost), but by the POWER OF GREYSKULL, the sarge will mold him into a badass mofo yet, with all the proper policing and shit. Don’t forget your notepad for cooking fools and answering important questions like, “Can a goose blow up a house?”. Danny likes beer (just like our Daniel), cake, Bad Boys II, Point Break, and beer, and beer, and beer. As a connoisseur of corner store bargain action DVDs, Constable Fanny Batterbum is an easygoing sort and the only son of the town’s police chief. A regular winner of the “Village of the Year” contest, if this place were a spice, it would be bleached flour. At first glance, Sanford SEEMS perfect, but, to quote Angel, “There’s always something going on”. And, boy howdy, how that something going on turns out!! From there, a slew of completely unrelated things occur in town–y’know, boring shite like decapitations, explosions, impaling–commonly referred to as “accidents” by the sheeple of Dumbfuckcountryhickswick. Now join Roland, Daniel, and Rey as we discuss this amazing piece of cinema. PUNCH THAT SHIT! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
May 9, 2020 · 1 hr 42 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 40: Last Action Hero
So here we present year two of our hatch day holiday with the baller-ass box office bomb, Last Action Hero, a pretty bitchin’ ballistic action movie starring the Schwarzeneggar as immortal die-hard cop Jack Slater. Get ready for some dick-kicking ridiculousness as Slater goes through life, giving the one-finger-salute to the swamp nuts of crime only to realize it’s all fiction. Welcome to a literal meta-Slaterverse thanks to the plucky, definitely not annoying-as-fuck comedic side-prick wannabe super-fan, Danny, coming across a magical ticket that (probably used to be owned by Satan) lets him step into any movie he wants. So naturally, Danny would want to escape from the “real world” (heavily implying its a total shit-show of a place-I mean he’s not completely wrong) to the land of his hero, and definitely not completely kerfucking Slater’s life with his know-it-all wiseass bitch-smirk. We definitely don’t want to slap him sideways. That would be wrong. Probably? It’s all about the action in this non-stop ass-kicking contest, and Slater is the one with the big boots. Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we review this cult favorite cinematic flop. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Apr 23, 2020 · 1 hr 38 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 39: Demolition Man
Tonight we would like to invite you all to a five-course meal…at Taco Bell. The Franchise Wars declared a winner is them in this classic Stallone stomp-fest. John Spartan is a cop who kicks names and takes ass (Huxley-ism). Unfortunately, he’s outsmarted by Simon Phoenix, a true agent of murderous, goofy chaos–and ends up being sent to prison and put into suspended animation for his efforts. ‘Cause y’know…that’s a thing they did in the ‘90s. Years later, he’s thawed to discover that Phoenix was also put on ice-but set free in the future to kill a guy named…Edgar…Friendly. No, really. He wakes to find his world has gone to shit, and then it got a healthy dose…of milquetoast. Surrounded by joy-joy be-well sissies, Spartan must deal with an urge to knit, evil Mr. Rogers, and those three fuckin’ seashells. All of this…and no smokes–or salt, caffeine, bad language, burgers, beers–hurray for the future! Join Daniel, Roland, and Rey as we marvel at the society of 2032 in all its wimpy cringe-glory. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Apr 17, 2020 · 1 hr 31 min
CineKuest Video Ep 38: Shaun of the Dead (Cornetto Trilogy pt 1)
Beginning the next Cinekuest “Apocalypse Trilogy” we bring you Shaun of the Dead. With this first “Cornetto-verse” pick we bring you the dark comedic genius of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, arguably the funniest duo in existence. They bring plenty of feels too though when Shaun’s entire world as he knows it comes crashing down to eat his ass. In this context, eating ass = not good. Talkin’ about those hard undead Z-words, folks, comin’ to take a bite outta all life as we know it. And the safest place to go when dead shit hits the fan? A bar, BABY! If the world was gonna get fucked, why not get trashed while you’re at it? Can’t get any worse…could it? Join Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we kick off this next round of Cinekuest quarantine chronicles. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Mar 26, 2020 · 1 hr 14 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 37: In the Mouth of Madness (Apocalypse Trilogy Part 3)
In this episode of Cinekust, we bring you to the final movie in the “Apocalypse Trilogy” with In the Mouth of Madness, John Carpenter’s most overt incorporation of Lovecraftian themes in his films to date. Ultra bad-fuckin-ass insurance investigator, John Trent, has no time for hack horror writers-get him a tape if you could? He is completely unaware of the viral sensation that is Baron Wolfgang von Wolfhausen (as Sutter Cane), an author who has a god-process complex inflicted (or invited?) upon him by an “evil older than mankind and wider than the universe”. With great lines like, “Your books SUCK!”, to “Oh, no, not The Carpenters…” and some “Great, uh… tell him I say hi.”, we know you’ll be interested. Check this out with us. Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel on another episode of Cinekuest Video. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Mar 23, 2020 · 1 hr 54 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 36: The Last Dragon
Debarge it downtime, folks. If none of you have seen it, then you’ve got time this self-quarantining/social distancing eve to check The Last Dragon with us. The only guy that stands between Sho ‘Nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, and total supremacy is the (eats popcorn using chopsticks with a straight face) serious, the saucy (“Hothead, needs cool water”), Leeroy Greene. “Bruce” Leeroy is a man on a personal quest to attain The Glow, mighty power of spiritual Kung fury oneness. The son of a pizzeria owner, this martial arts master must navigate murderous kung-fu street gangs hell-bent on designating his ass for dismemberment, psychopathic arcade owners with piranha tanks, an asshole little brother (Ritchie has delusions of grandeur wet dreams-we hates him, but he does know how to pop-and-lock out of being tied up), all while helping his “friend” learn some “moves”. Did we mention the soundtrack is badasscool? Synthfunkbass twangage tracks were at their best in the 80s. Will Bruce Leeroy successfully keep the power of The Glow out of the hands of evil? Listen in with Daniel, Rey, and Roland, as we ask important questions like, “Why didn’t Ritchie die?” or “He shoulda cracked his head wide open.” or the classic, “Fuck Ritchie and his leather pants.” (real questions probably). Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Feb 21, 2020 · 1 hr 22 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 35: Prince of Darkness (Apocalypse Trilogy Part 2)
Here we go for round 2 of JC’s “Apocalypse Trilogy” with Prince of Darkness. Listen in as we connect the dots of the Carpenterverse (mostly the reused actors and music). This crack against the evils of “Space Satan” plays out like a synth-wave music video. Get a bunch of awkward, clueless nerds to “research” an ancient glowing toilet full of alien sploosh. Check! Turn your narrow-minded understanding of two thousand years of religion on its head. Checkyboom! Have a possessed hobo (I mean Alice-Fucking-Cooper) leading a mob of vagrants to ensure the coming of the Outer Space Armageddon. Chiggedy checkered! Did I mention the soundtrack is badass-cool-as-all-fucks? Funny thing is that this is all pretty light on plot. Join Daniel, Rey, Bryce, and Roland as we crack along through our review of this wholesome family-fun (the Sawyer family, that is) romp through the end of the world. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Feb 14, 2020 · 2 hr 6 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 34: Big Trouble in Little China
In between our Apocalypse Trilogy anal-yzation we’ve decided to pepper some more of Johnny C’s epic schlockfest classics- enter Big Trouble in Little China. Staring (again) The Hair Himself, Kurt-Of-The-Flowing-Mullet-Russell is Jack “it’s all in the reflexes” Burton, a happy-go-lucky truck driver who wins a couple of grand in a bet and gets pulled into an ancient feud between demons, sorcerers, kung-fu warriors, and a certain bleeding-heart, green-eyed lawyer with a raging justice boner-Gracie…Law. This is some prime cheese territory. Be prepared for cringe, albeit vintage cringe, which is really more amusing in its silliness than stomach-turning. Grandpappy Cryptkeeper, David Lo Pan, is an ancient pervo wizard who just wants to find love from an emerald-eyed Asian thot to restore (no, really) his grope feels. Jack must help his friend Wang rescue his fiance’ from a fate grosser than death-being a snuggle-slave to a 7-foot Chinese goth-mime. Join Bryce, Daniel, Rey, and Roland as we remember our childhoods with another edition of the Extended Carpenterverse Series. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Jan 31, 2020 · 1 hr 9 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 33: The Thing (Apocalypse Trilogy-Survival 1)
On to the first of the Apocalypse Trilogy, we have the classic horror, John Carpenter’s The Thing. Anyone that grew up with this movie will remember the holy hellshiet crazy crapola going on here. The practical effects of Rob Bottin give even the Hellraiser franchise a run for its gory body horror glory. The guy is an artist with rubber tubes and bbq sauce. As it’s light on the plot you can just sit back and enjoy Bottin’s batshit imagination on display. Kurt Russell’s magnificent hair tries its best to survive an alien invasion at a remote research facility in bumblefuck middle-of-nowhere Antarctica. Will they make it (very maybe) to a sequel? Was there ever (we checked) a parody porn? From the Criterion Crew, we have Idanya and Ron joining us! Listen in as drunk-happy Daniel, Rey, Roland, and Bryan chat about our favorite scenes of classic carnage! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Jan 17, 2020 · 1 hr 20 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 32: Only the Strong (ActionKuest Begins)
New year, same antics. We’re back with a new Cinekuest series covering the best/worst action movie villains. For our first entry, we take you to a world where the secret love-child of Steve Buscemi and Dean Cain has finished his tour for Uncle Sam, and so it’s “back to the land of the PX”. What else is there to do in sleepy Miami apart from sponsor an illegal capoeira school program with teens deemed too dangerous for society? Apparently nothing. What could go wrong? I meant, HOW COULD IT GO MORE RIGHT?!? Witness the true birth of break-dance fighting! Join Rey, Roland, and Daniel as they ginga around their discussion of this early 90s classic.Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Dec 25, 2019 · 56 min
CineKuest Video Ep 31: Ernest Saves Christmas
Here we are with the second of our continued Extended Worrellverse selections. Just in time for the holidays, we have Ernest bringing the Xmas spirit to make us forget our corporate overlords are just milking our yuletide paychecks. The point is-having to buy shiet for people we don’t like for the sake of pretendo-feels sucks. So be selfish instead. Listen in as Ernest ensures the next Santa Claus survives long enough to pass on his eagle powers to the next Kris Kringle down the line. Without Ernest, there would be no Jolly Fat Man to save us from rampaging children at the most wonderful time of the year. Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, and Bryce as we review another classic EW selection. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Dec 20, 2019 · 1 hr 36 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 30: The Toxic Avenger
Welcome to our final exploration into trash cinemas magnum opus, The Toxic Avenger! Somehow society deemed it worthy to be introduced to children via a cartoon. Oh Hellz yes. Here we go on the first of the Toxic Avenger movie series. Near and dear to our hearts, this movie is funny as hell and just as dumb (the best). Melvin Ferd is your run-of-the-mill spazoid janitor (not a nerd-too dumb) at a local gym. That is until he finds a lucky conveniently-placed barrel of toxic sludge to catch his fall, turning him into a hero for justice-the mutant superhero Toxie. Marvel in the 80s at its best! Nunchucks! Samurai Swords! Everyone knows Kung Fuck You Up Style! Join Bryce, Rey, and Roland as we review this cult favorite from Troma Entertainment. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Dec 20, 2019 · 1 hr 19 min
CineKuest Video Ep 29: STEEL (Dollar General Iron Man)
This one shoulda been in a shit-fest listing somewhere. We recommend this only with lots of alcohol. Even then, you may be better off leaving this in the landfill with all those ET Atari games. Based on the DC Comics character, John Henry Irons is Steele, played by the Shaq Attack himself. Shaquille O’neal is an ex-military weapons specialist who finds his weapons have been co-opted on the streets by Evil John Bender (Judd Nelson), his one-time associate. Watch in as Shaq takes back his home turf using a suit of armor that totally doesn’t look like it was made in a garage somewhere. Scrapyard Batcave. ‘Nuff said. Join Roland, Daniel, Bryce, and Rey as we tear into the Free Throw Fails of Steel. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Nov 29, 2019 · 54 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 28: Salo (120 Days of Sodom)
In the criminal justice system, sexually-based offenses are considered especially heinous…oops! Sorry, I thought the Criterion crew was discussing an episode of SVU! Join Idanya, D.A., Ron, and Cougar (sort of…he didn’t watch the movie eeeekkkk) as they explore the “beauty” of this artistic masterpiece. Apparently it’s a movie that has killed. You’ve been warned! Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Oct 31, 2019 · 1 hr 14 min
CineKuest Video Ep 27: Ernest Scared Stupid (
Introducing the first of the Extended Worrellverse reviews, we have the late great Jim Varney, aka The Man of Destiny himself–Ernest P. Worrell, the Bumpkin Beakman, the Hick Peewee Herman, CornBall Carrot Top, Bubba Bill Nye the Hayseed Guy. In our Halloween special, we recount the awesome Great Redneck Hope in all his hillbillyness. The Czar of Jars, the Baron of Bottles, the Duke of Dust–this sanitary engineer is the only thing stopping an ancient evil from stealing all the children in the world. Join Daniel, Rey, Bryce, and Roland as we pay homage to the Prince of Peckerwoods. What’s a guy gotta do to be taken seriously around here? Know what I mean, Vern? Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Oct 31, 2019 · 54 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 26: Slimed (Troma)
So what do you get when you mix a hissing hunchback, an atheist park ranger, a Jesus freak, a sickly cat, an evil muppet, oh and a higher power that gives no fucks? Hell if we know, this shit is weird. Turns out, that’s also what makes it crazy hilarious. Have a few beers and get ready for the attack of the exploding toddlers. Seriously, the dialog is so wonky bad it’s hilarious. All hail Cleano! This is definitely a film worthy of the title of Troma. It was originally meant to be a musical. Imagine how batshit crazy that would have been. Listen in as Rey, Bryce, Daniel, and Roland get into the indescribable story of Slimed. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios.Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Oct 25, 2019 · 1 hr 22 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 25: Blade
To round out the last of Daniel’s bday picks is this late 90s gem of ass-kicking aw-fucketh-yeah-goodness: presenting for your consideration-Vampire Snipes. One of the earliest rated R Marvel comics ventures (also the first comic movie starring an African American lead)–Blade just fuckin rocks your pants off. ‘Cept for the heavier CG parts (we go into that). Wesley Snipes beats the bitch out of a buncha edgy, emo, club-scene kids-I mean vampires- and Kris Kristofferson is a cranky old badass (who happens to be funny as all fucks). We go a little into the other two sequels, but everyone knows the first is the best. Bryce, Rey, Roland, and Daniel run this little bit of classic ultraviolence. Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Sep 27, 2019 · 47 min
CineKuest Video Ep 24: Don’t Look Now (Criterion)
Join the Criterion crew (Idanya, D.A., Ron and returning guest, Cougar) as they journey through the streets of Venice with the one and only sexy Donald Sutherland in search of a ghost daughter, killer or maybe he’s running after an ice cream truck…WHO KNOWS?! Send us an email at mokuest@gmail.com https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Sep 13, 2019 · 51 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 23: 3 Ninjas
The boys are back in town! But holy christ what were we thinking? Join Rey, Roland, Daniel, Bryce and CineKuest first-timer, Joe and his lady friend? Not the best decision we’ve made. Regardless, tune in to the hilarity, the madness, and mayhem of cinekuest. We talk 3 ninjas, the sequels, the prequels, democracy, the russians tampering with our elections, the cold war, AMERICA, persons non-sexual habits (seems appropriate for a kids film), ufc, moon landing jerk off crater, and our extraterrestrial listeners! https://www.patreon.com/mokueststudios Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license
Aug 30, 2019 · 1 hr 34 min
CineKuest Video Ep. 22: Tromeo and Juliet
We back with a trash cinema classic! Brought to you by the marvel legend, James Gunn! That’s right people, Mr. Guardians of the Galaxy himself! We all gotta start somewhere. Get ready for boobies, cow women, gratuitous sex, decapitations, monster dong faces, pedo priests and cops eating bagels! “Holy Mary, full of grace, give this bitch the speed of the Holy Spirit!” Please rate and review us on iTunes and Google Podcasts. Join the conversation on Twitter @MokuestStudios and Instagram @mokueststudios. Store Door Chime and Projector used under The Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license