Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studios

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Jun 7, 2023 · 1 hr 44 min
ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711
On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stakes of the upcoming basketball game between YMH staffers Enny and Ryan, watch a clip of Garth Brooks discussing marketing, and discuss Tom’s new special “Sledgehammer,” his VRT combat, and whether or not erectile dysfunction is cap. Also, people are still messing up Bert’s name! They watch clips of a Good Morning America host and Mark Wahlberg flubbing his name, and they have an email from someone who knew Blin
May 31, 2023 · 2 hr 6 min
Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710
JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode, Tom and Christina recap their time in Europe, look at one of the coolest guys they’ve ever found who was featured on the Humans of New York Instagram page, who is utilizing the Rub Rub Rub Guy’s techniques, get an update about the Enny vs. Ryan basketball game, and discuss Tom's new soundboard. They watch videos of a 56 year old virgin, a cool Swedish sex guy, and an update from Dan Pena. Comedian Steph Tolev joins the Main Mommies to discuss the time an audien
May 24, 2023 · 1 hr 19 min
YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709
It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies.
May 17, 2023 · 2 hr 5 min
Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708
It's an instant classic episode of YMH with Tim Segura and Christine P! We start off hot with some J stuff, wild movies that couldn't be made today, and Christina wonders if she could take a ho year on a military ship for a year. We review a medical quack's tweet about Pig Norm Summerton, give an update on the Enny VS Ryan basketball game, and hair transplants.Then we welcome friendly neighborhood comedian, podcaster and cockroach, Josh Potter! We discuss best strategies for Only Fans, some cool
May 10, 2023 · 2 hr 21 min
Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707
On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!Johnny Mitchell is a comedia
May 3, 2023 · 1 hr 52 min
Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706
Watch Chris Porter’s new YouTube special “There’s No Money In Babies” available now: https://youtu.be/NlrJ_Qkmreo Tom Segura and Christina P are so incredibly excited for the Enny VS Ryan basketball game! Tom’s new soundboard is officially up and running, Christina shares some spoiler alerts, and shares things that made you laugh growing up that still make you laugh. Tom continues the fight for our country in virtual reality and the mommies discuss body inclusivity.Then we welcome stand up come
Apr 26, 2023 · 1 hr 57 min
Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705
Tom Segura and Christina P. Would like to cordially invite you back to the Mommy Dome! What age range is appropriate to date? We open with a clip of a cool guy who got beat up by a girl, Christina continues to learn about the animal kingdom, we dive deeper into Enny and Ryan basketball game AND Enny seems to have cracked Tom’s color coding system for his soundboard! We get an update on ol’ Sh!t Eyes aka Blind Bob, continue our MASSIVE campaign to send Tom to space, and we reinforce that absolute
Apr 19, 2023 · 1 hr 56 min
Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704
PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s plan to come in space, the possibility of another basketball game between two YMH staffers, and Tom’s new favorite activity: farting in front of and winking at Nadav. They watch some “Barista I Love You” videos sent in from friends of the show, as well as an update from the Dating Advice Cool Guy on “narcissistic game.”Comedian Jay Larson joins the Main Mommies to discuss his new special, “S
Apr 12, 2023 · 1 hr 59 min
Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with a clip of our favorite drunk guy, we talk about how hard it is to be a drunk, drugs, NASCAR and Joe Rogan's new Austin comedy club The Comedy Mothership. We revisit Blind Bob, watch Dr. Now yell at some big patients, talk about one of the pickiest eaters they've encountered, and share stories of their wild kids.Then, we welcome comedians and co-hosts of the podcast Are You Garbage, H. Foley and Kevin Ryan! We talk wash
Apr 5, 2023 · 1 hr 56 min
Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702
Pull those jeans all the way over your head, because Tom Segura is coming everywhere and it might get on you. We check in on Unk Shine, follow up on coming with your dad, Lady Gaga and watch another batch of "Barista, I Love You" videos.We then welcome podcaster, standup comedian and oldschool YMH favorite, Ryan Sickler! He tells us about his recent medical flare up, we introduce him to Blind Bob, we have some brown talk, and take a look at a WILD batch of horrible or hilarious clips. Ryan Sickl
Mar 29, 2023 · 1 hr 40 min
Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701
Welcome back to your favorite mothers’ house with Tom Segura and Christina P! Nadav is back from gambling rehab, we find the coolest blind guy, Tom reports on a murder that’s fun for the whole family, and we recap the incredible basketball game between Tom and Erie weatherman David Wolter. Tim tries to compliment Christine, Tom stands with Hilaria Baldwin, Christina makes a worrying discovery about herself and figure out the difference between cheetahs and leopards. We find out about a cool girl
Mar 22, 2023 · 1 hr 40 min
When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700
Welcome back to the mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What bodily functions are you ok with in the shower? Where are you ok with taking a Big D? The mommies are asking the right questions. And because it's episode 700, the main mommies review some of their favorite clips from the last 100 episodes.We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! We talk about robot dogs, fighter jets and why Brian apologizes to his Google Home. They talk about the enigma that is Bert Kreischer, fit
Mar 15, 2023 · 1 hr 45 min
Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699
Mommies only this week in the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P. We talk about a fun box of DVD's Tom had, false advertising, and big D problems. Would you rather be 400 lbs or have your spouse be 400 lbs? The fans weigh in! Christina surprises Tom with a disgusting booger confession from Ali Macofsky and Christina asks Tom maybe the coolest question of all time. They discuss sharing tapes with your dad, where the most loads get spilled, some of the worst tattoos you've EVER seen, and D
Mar 8, 2023 · 1 hr 26 min
North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with tom Segura and Christina P! Tom addresses the rumors about his DSL’s, the general behavior of dudes, Jamie Lee Curtis and where Nadav has been. The mommies review more of the worst tramp stamps the fans submitted and the new Netflix show “My Lover, My Killer.”We then welcome comedian and podcaster Duncan Trussell! They talk about their end of life plans, banging in MRI machines, and burping in space, and death ceremonies. The mommies show Duncan some horrible
Mar 1, 2023 · 1 hr 47 min
Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697
JEANS UP!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss why you can’t burp in space, Tom’s experience at the Daytona 500, Instagram models, and gives an update on his basketball game against Erie, PA weatherman David Wolter. They watch videos of a dude explaining how to clean up before a girl comes over, and some listener-submitted videos of saying “I love you” at drive thrus.Chelcie Lynn joins the Main Mommies to discuss creating her character Trailer Trash Tammy, her upbringing in Oklahoma, H
Feb 22, 2023 · 1 hr 36 min
You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696
Unfortunately, Christina P is no longer with us, but Matt Fulchiron joins Tom Segura in her place. Matt and Tom discuss marriage and religion, share some of their wildest stories about confrontations, discuss the time Matt worked for Tom, as well as the time that Matt accidentally hooked up with a prostitute. They watch videos of a heated confrontation between a grown man and some teenagers, a freakout in an appliance store, Elton John going off on one of his audio techs, a “sissy” Cool Guy, and
Feb 15, 2023 · 1 hr 30 min
Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695
HAPPY VALENTIME’S DAY!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P give their best advice for surviving Valentine’ Day, Tom responds to some listeners about where he actually came on his tour, the mommies give an update on their eye mask revelation, they take a look at some tramp stamps that give Christina a run for her money, and they discuss one of Top Dog’s truest loves: t*ts. They watch a cool update video from Unk Shine, whose camera is, of course, not facing the right way, a
Feb 8, 2023 · 1 hr 51 min
Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694
TOM’S COMING EVERYWHERE!! Well, not quite everywhere… This week, Tom reveals where he has come, the Main Mommies debate whether you should sleep with an eye mask, they get an update from Erie weatherman David Wolter, discuss a super cool “Would You Rather” question, and get a final verdict on Burpgate from the expert himself: Dr. Drew.Tony Hawk and Jason Ellis are pro-skateboarders and hosts of the “Hawk vs. Wolf” podcast. They join Tim and Crystal to discuss their worst skateboarding injuries,
Feb 1, 2023 · 1 hr 41 min
Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693
Pull your jeans all the way over your head this week with Tim and Kirstin! Christina announces to her first brown ever at the studio, he recently getting over vomit, and no one enjoys sneezes more than Tom. We have a cool guy opening clip, a cool Florida realtor, and Tom and Christina have started playing the pushing game again. Then, we see which mommy has nastier flossing habits.We then welcome comedian and godfather of podcasting, Brian Redban from the Joe Rogan Experience and Kill Tony! They
Jan 25, 2023 · 1 hr 44 min
The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P and we are still recovering from Charo’s recent visit. We watch some clips about pronouns/gender, discuss #BurpGate, and Tom announces David Wolter the Eerie weatherman has accepted his basketball challenge.We then welcome comedian, podcaster and actor, Andrew Santino! Go watch his special “Cheeseburger” on Netflix now! They talk about weird fan interactions, working with Bobby Lee, we watch a clip of a cool girl going over her sex s

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

ED Is Cap w/ Stavros Halkias | Your Mom's House Ep. 711

Breaking Beds w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 710

YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709

Return Of The Roach w/ Josh Potter | Your Mom's House Ep. 708

Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

Tom Saves America w/ Chris Porter | Your Mom's House Ep. 706

Raising The Stakes | Your Mom's House Ep. 705

Dating Apps w/ Jay Larson | Your Mom's House Ep. 704

Is YMH Garbage? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 703

Bathroom Stunts w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 702

Coming In Space | Your Mom's House Ep. 701

When A.I. Strikes Back w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 700

Grossed Out | Your Mom's House Ep. 699

North Korea Tourism w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 698

Trailer Trash Tammy w/ Chelcie Lynn | Your Mom's House Ep. 697

You're Fired! w/ Matt Fulchiron | Your Mom's House Ep. 696

Valentine's Day Sucks! | Your Mom's House Ep. 695

Gnarly Skate Stories w/ Tony Hawk & Jason Ellis | Your Mom's House Ep. 694

Dating Old People w/ Brian Redban | Your Mom's House Ep.693

The Best Sex Life w/ Andrew Santino | Your Mom's House Ep.692