Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Oct 25, 2023 · 1 hr 28 min
Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731
This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom opens up the episode by sharing his new favorite show and his thoughts on the hard workers of America at Walmart and coffee shops. Christina and Tom welcome the girls from This Bitch Podcast, Sara Weinshenk and Kim Congdon, on the pod. They are fresh off the plane from Skankfest in Vegas and they have some stories to tell. Sara and Kim share their latest escapades in between the YMH-style clips Tom and Christina picked out for them. Before wrapping up t
Oct 18, 2023 · 1 hr 41 min
Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's House Ep. 730
Welcome to another episode of YMH. This week, Christina addresses her shower cap/bonnet controversy, and her and Tom discuss spray tans, super models, Tom’s shoutout on AEW, and more! They watch clips of Kevin Samuels, Jesse Lee Peterson, Horrible or Hilarious, and a guy cleaning brown out of a urinal.Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine are comedians and the hosts of the Girls Gotta Eat podcast. They join the Main Mommies to find out which Cool Guy they want to date, and discuss Armie Hammer,
Oct 11, 2023 · 1 hr 50 min
Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729
On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina ask Joe List about the argument he had with Bert and we get to hear his side of the story. They also expose him to the classic cool guys of YMH, some new inmate pen-pal videos, and another batch of Christina's TikToks. The three talk about swingers, isolation, sitting on cakes, and what it's like to watch yourself do comedy. Before Joe's segment, Tom talks about the joys of torturing Charo and cold plunges. Also, they may have found a new co
Oct 4, 2023 · 1 hr 45 min
Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728
I Want to Talk About Hawaii!! That’s right, the Main Mommy’s mommy, Charo, joins Tom and Christina again for this week’s YMH. They play her a clip of the local news wishing her a happy 100th birthday, a cool motivational guy, Blind Bob, the Columbia Guy, Horrible or Hilarious, Inmate pen pals, Daddy Demarkco, TikToks, Tom’s Liquid Death Commercial, and try to show her Kevin Leonardo’s infamous Nair video. They also run her through the best fan-made memes from her last appearance, and discuss the
Sep 27, 2023 · 1 hr 41 min
Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727
This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina and Tom welcome Danny Brown back on the pod! Christina opens up the episode with an update on what happened while she was in Canada and her newest Pazsitzky Effect. Enny has a new addition to his Cap Report that may have you scratching your head. Once Danny makes his entrance, he updates Tom and CP on what’s going on with his life and music. Tom nudges Danny into a trying standup soon. Danny is then subjected to the YMH lineup of special videos like cool
Sep 20, 2023 · 1 hr 24 min
Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726
I Love Columbia!! Welcome back to another episode of YMH. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s plan after Tom dies, how Tom accidentally “twinned” with cousin Andrew Huberman, attractive men who marry blah women, embracing anti-social behavior, and more! They watch videos of a guy explaining why girls with big butts smell, new videos from the Columbia guy, and some more educational videos.It’s a sad day at Studio Jeans, long-time producer Nadav Itzkowitz is leaving the Jean
Sep 13, 2023 · 1 hr 37 min
High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725
It’s another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new stand-up material, bribing Charo to come on the podcast, the difference between Labor Day and Memorial Day, the Spanish soccer coach who kissed his player on the lips, and much more! They pay tribute to Jimmy Buffett and read the lyrics to a little-known song of his, and watch a video of a cool dude who claims he had homosexual relations with Barack Obama.Dan Soder joins the Main Mommies
Sep 6, 2023 · 1 hr 29 min
What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724
We’re Home Here Now for a new episode of YMH!! This week Tom Segura and Christina P watch a cool video of a guy explaining why women in their 40s taste better, another dude who got busted sniffing butts in a bookstore, plus they meet some sweet Idaho inmates who are looking for penpals.Kevin Ryan and H Foley from the “Are You Garbage?” podcast join the Main Mommies to discuss Ozempic, public vs. private meals, getting bribed as a juror, if Christina is Garbage, and why Lauren Compton definitely
Aug 30, 2023 · 1 hr 50 min
We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723
Comedy! This week on Your Mom's House, Mark Normand stops by to talk about his new special Soup to Nuts, his workout routine, and to enjoy some of Tom's Horrible or Hilarious clips and Christina's TikTok Curations. We also get two new Cap Reports and a follow-up on bisexuality from a fellow comedian. Other topics include: How often to "sharpen your knife", what addiction to choose, and the recent resurgence of the R-Word. Finally, we're imposing a weight limit here at Studio Jeans and Tom calls
Aug 23, 2023 · 1 hr 44 min
Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722
This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Tom’s new transition glasses, and how Nadav feels about them, give an update on Nadav running the New York City Marathon, respond to emails about ED being cap, and reenact Rudy Giuliani’s scandalous audio transcripts. They watch videos of a cool truck stop proposition, more videos from the King and the “Columbia Cool Guy,” a pregnant non-binary person, another video from the infamous Nair hair removal guy, and some TikToks from an extremely pr
Aug 16, 2023 · 1 hr 47 min
Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721
Why do dads love World War II? How is this graphic video still on YouTube? Why is RPC so upset? On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina tackle these questions and more. Apparently, it's been quite an interesting summer for the Mommies as Tom almost drowned in the ocean and Christina got into a huge confrontation outside of a grocery store. We also get the return of The King, a discussion on aliens, and two brand new Cap Reports! Finally, Nadav gives us an update on his journey to
Aug 9, 2023 · 1 hr 32 min
Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720
PULL YOUR JEANS UP!! It's another episode of YMH with Todd and Christine! This week the Main Mommies respond to the feedback they've received about the "ED is Cap" segment, take a look at Robert Paul Champagne's recent social media activity (he's mad at us), and watch a video of a cool guy "slave".They are joined by YMH favorite, comedian Yoshi Obayashi. Yoshi discusses Ted Kaczynski, terrorists, prostitution, the BLM movement, the sexual preferences of elite men, his experience with medical tes
Aug 2, 2023 · 1 hr 23 min
The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719
WHAT’S UP CHOMOS? It’s another episode of Your Mom’s House. This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Sarah Tiana. They discuss working at an amusement park, the importance of dental work, utilizing sleep tape, college football, Sex and the City, and much more! The Main Mommies introduce her to Rex from Humans of New York and Daddy Demarkco, show her videos of a girl getting a very cool neck tattoo, a ride operator prankster, a potentially racist cat, and Christina’s TikTok cu
Jul 26, 2023 · 1 hr 46 min
No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718
Welcome back to the mommy-dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tim and Kirstin try and help dig Nadav out of the hole of negativity he’s found himself in surrounding this marathon, and announce that there will definitely be a punishment under circumstances. We learn from our favorite cool guy who to pick up goth chicks, Gorlock the Destroyer, hear one of Tom’s drunkest stories and we have a HUGE announcement to share: Garth Brooks has completely blocked Tom on Instagram.We then welcome professi
Jul 19, 2023 · 1 hr 54 min
The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717
Dude, I actually really really have explosive anus! This week we learn PMS is cap, we get some tips on avoiding child support and murder charges, and the mommies imagine what Daddy Demarco would do to Nadav.Then, we welcome back YMH all star and new addition to the podcast family: Robert Iler! This episode was filmed 2 days before the basketball game, so there is basketball talk as well as figuring out the new challenge. Is someone on staff running the New York Marathon?! We watch a clip of a co
Jul 12, 2023 · 1 hr 43 min
Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716
PULL YOUR JEANS UP! It’s another episode of YMH and this week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss making their Netflix specials, specifically Tom’s newest “Sledgehammer,” middle-aged hobbies, some brown talk, and more! They watch a video of a cool lady giving tips on how to dwell in your vehicle, and a very cool guy named Daddy Demarkco. They also revisit the Humans of New York guy, Rex, who has a new post up, and give him a call to get some tips.Tom Papa is a comedian, actor, and author, whose
Jul 5, 2023 · 2 hr 14 min
Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715
HOME HERE NOW!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the most sexual cities in the world, Tom’s new Netflix special “Sledgehammer,” issues plus sized people have when traveling, cool mid-life hobbies that Tom and Christina can pick up, and more!The YMH staff basketball game between Enny and Ryan is over! You can watch the video on YouTube right now! The Main Mommies and the boys in the booth recap the game, everything that went into preparing for it, and the upcoming
Jun 28, 2023 · 1 hr 39 min
Joining Jackass w/ Rachel Wolfson | Your Mom's House Ep. 714
OH THAT’S GONNA BE GOOD! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom and Christina call Charo and surprise her with a trip to Israel to check out JC’s old stomping grounds. They read a follow up email about the coolest “Humans of New York” guy, which leads them to discover that a Canadian politician ran for office preaching about semen retention. They watch videos of the “Rub Rub Rub” guy and a cool new “P*ssy Worship” guy.Rachel Wolfson is a comedian and cast member of Jackass. She joins the Main Mommie
Jun 21, 2023 · 1 hr 30 min
Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713
Welcome to another action packed episode of Your Moms house Podcast with Tom Segura and Christina P! There’s too much disrespect coming from the booth, we have a “Who Done It” mystery, and we get tips from a cool guy and where to get the best wife! The main mommies review the old school Batman movie with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, Horrible or Hilarious, and McDonalds AND Enny discovers that being healthy is NOT cap!We then welcome comedian, influencer, and newest addition to YMH Studios,
Jun 14, 2023 · 1 hr 38 min
You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712
Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get an update on the basketball game between Enny and Ryan, Nadav teaches us about the dangers of haggling, we discuss deep dark secrets, and we review a nightmarish chiropractic scenario.Then we welcome our guest, Matte Lane! He tells us about his hair plug procedure, being stuck in Mexico and growing up Italian. Christina has some questions for Matteo about anal douching, if ED is cap, and if Robert Paul Champagne is his type!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Skankfest Drama w/ Kim Congdon & Sara Weinshenk | Your Mom's House Ep. 731

Dating Cool Guys w/ Rayna Greenberg & Ashley Hesseltine | Your Mom's House Ep. 730

Squashing The Bert Beef w/ Joe List | Your Mom's House Ep. 729

Tom Segura's Mom: Traumatized | Your Mom's House Ep. 728

Danny Brown Can't Believe This Is On YouTube | Your Mom's House Ep. 727

Farewell Nadav | Your Mom's House Ep. 726

High On Stage w/ Dan Soder | Your Mom's House Ep. 725

What Are Your Charges? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 724

We Might Be Bi w/ Mark Normand | Your Mom's House Ep. 723

Tom's New Glasses | Your Mom's House Ep. 722

Nair Hair Removal | Your Mom's House Ep. 721

Completely Perverted w/ Yoshi Obayashi | Your Mom's House Ep. 720

The Gift Of Dental Work w/ Sarah Tiana | Your Mom's House Ep. 719

No Pain, No Gain w/ Tony Hinchcliffe | Your Mom's House Ep. 718

The New Challenge w/ Robert Iler | Your Mom's House Ep. 717

Growers Vs. Show-ers w/ Tom Papa | Your Mom's House Ep. 716

Getting In Trouble w/ Adam Friedland | Your Mom's House Ep. 715

Joining Jackass w/ Rachel Wolfson | Your Mom's House Ep. 714

Exhibitionist w/ Lauren Compton | Your Mom's House Ep. 713

You're Not Ready w/ Matteo Lane | Your Mom's House Ep. 712