Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Aug 31, 2022 · 1 hr 44 min
671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! The mommies talk about leaving Los Angeles for good, condiments, and watch some FedSmoker vibes from a cool guy in the UK! The mommies discuss food/drinks they don't like that they think they should, what cool things Hungary is up to, and find one of the coolest tailors in Hong Kong! We then review Christina's research on Henry Cavill, deal breakers when dating 10's, and Niagara Falls. The mommies share their love for the new Jacka
Aug 24, 2022 · 2 hr 1 min
670 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's a very special episode of YMH and Tom Segura reveal to Christina P he is getting VERY into Blackjack. Then, we welcome legendary comedian and filmmaker Louis CK! We talk about the most recent movie he made "Fourth of July" that is available right now on https://LouisCK.com.Tom and Christina talk about being fans of Louis's early career, his television show Louie and how he was able to get it back from FX and put it up on his site. Louis talks about working with Pamela Adlon, growing up with
Aug 17, 2022 · 1 hr 29 min
669 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
We got Johnny Pemberton entering the Mommy-dome with Tom Segura and blow up Christina P! Tom and Johnny trade early stand up stories, discuss Robert De Niro, and workout supplements! We talk about colitis, watch some horrible or hilarious clips, and an update on some cool guys! Tom teases about a fun project he filmed with Johnny, give some tax tips, and review some of their favorite shows on Netflix.
Aug 10, 2022 · 1 hr 50 min
668 - Greg Garcia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome and we start off with a fan made banger about Orlando Brown's wanting to tickle you. We open with a cool guy who messes around with some officers of the court and finds out real fast why thats a bad idea and Tom talks about his recent wild dinner with Bert Kreischer.Then we welcome Greg Garcia (writer/producer of "My Name Is Earl") who's worked with the mommies in the past and is about to launch his new show on Freevee "Sprung." They talk about how awesome Joey Dia
Aug 3, 2022 · 2 hr 1 min
667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP!! This week, the Main Mommies discuss RPC’s charity, serial killers, being broke in college, and surviving the heat as a goth. Also, Christina’s keeping the goth look. They watch a shocking new video from Unk Shine, a clip of a dude’s broken arm that never healed, a cool guy with a satanic puppet, and play a round of “Drugs or Mental Illness?”Bobby Lee and Khalyla Kuhn join Todd and Christine to discuss their recent break up, the future of TigerBelly, CP’s birthday party, life in Austin
Jul 27, 2022 · 1 hr 42 min
666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans high and tight because it's time for spooky scary episode 666 with Tom Segura and Christina P. Christina gets back in the goth spirit and we posthumously celebrate another FedSmoker clip we've never seen before! In the spirit of the beast, we catch up with one of our favorite conspiracy dads, and we go deep into Lucifer's Lair and ask for forgiveness from Robert Paul Champagne himself! We then get into some fun brown talk, and follow up on the eye exorcist on his views on oral f
Jul 20, 2022 · 1 hr 40 min
665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommy-Dome! Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Los Angeles and reminisce about past studio sets and deals that never happened. We watch a cool guy at a gas station who's looking for girls, Senator Josh Hawley's confrontation during a reproductive rights hearing, and Garth crying over loving his fans... Is G an R?Then we welcome comedian and podcaster, Andrew Schulz! Go to https://theandrewschulz.com/ to check out his brand new special! Andrew and the mommies talk about Yo
Jul 13, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
No, this isn't an old episode, we're just in LA "tryin' it out" for the summer. Andrew Santino joins Tom Segura for this episode of YMH, and Christina stays awfully quiet. They discuss living in Los Angeles, college athletes and coaches, Bhad Bhabie’s OnlyFans, Andrew’s dirt bike accident, Ari Shaffir’s new special, their worst subjects in school, working with Bobby Lee on Bad Friends, and more! They also watch videos of a cool chick explaining “ATM etiquette,” a dude that reminds them of Kevin
Jul 6, 2022 · 1 hr 37 min
663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
THE GLOVE IS BACK!! On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian, sucking at math, CP’s stepfather’s schemes, the new season of “Love on the Spectrum,” and Christina’s most recent Pazsitzky Effect.They watch another video of the cool weight loss coach, a dude explaining about he sues every company he works for, some “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, a new clip of Fedsmoker at a city council meeting, an altercation involving a door to door salesman, and an
Jun 29, 2022 · 1 hr 42 min
662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Tom Segura and Christina P welcome you back to the Mommy Dome! We talk about not recognizing Luke Bryan, a cool girl that teaches you how to manipulate men, and Nadav gets scolded for more mistakes! The main mommies discuss Top Gun, Christina getting non stop compliments on her pants, working casino gigs, and the grief cruise they're going to take. Then we watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips involving lions, bike tricks, dance battles and cowboys. We talk about browning abroad, disgusting pig
Jun 22, 2022 · 2 hr 9 min
661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
The Main Mommies are then joined by “Cholo Fit” Creeper. They discuss how Cholo Fit started, LA cholos, vasectomies, how to find motivation, and the fact that cholos are actually romantic. Jean and Jean run Creeper through all of the classic cholo clips including the Gangbangers in Syria and some of Christina’s chola ’Toks.
Jun 15, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP!! This week on YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss their shared sickness, CP’s J glasses, bad roommates, “Top Gun,” Laverne Cox’s Barbie and the new renditions of Ken. They watch a video of a guy giving very cool weight loss advice, and respond to emails from a candidate to be Tom’s Italian best friend, an elevator mechanic weighing in on CP getting stuck and an analysis of Garth Brooks’ strange Ukraine video. Plus, Christina has a dental update, and there is a YMH exclusive - the M
Jun 8, 2022 · 1 hr 57 min
659 - Sal Vulcano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Mick Jagger dishing Harry Styles, how Christina doesn’t know modern pop artists, the cool massage she got, and Tom’s excitement about a recent Austin storm. They watch videos of an angry British dude, a cool guy with a PSA for the ladies, and more.Sal Vulcano is an improvisational and stand-up comedian, actor, and producer. He joins Tom and Christina to discuss how they make “Impractical Jokers,” Staten Island, co
Jun 1, 2022 · 1 hr 31 min
658 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations.
May 25, 2022 · 1 hr 59 min
657 - Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip!Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and W
May 18, 2022 · 1 hr 56 min
656 - Danny Brown - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face.Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations.
May 11, 2022 · 2 hr 8 min
655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group. Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we show Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice
May 4, 2022 · 1 hr 26 min
654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss which superheroes they think are the best in bed, Valley girls and Florida trash, the most attractive celebrities, the Margaritaville retirement community, Tom's run of shows in the South, and Christina's mammogram. They watch videos of a Cool Guy discussing Instagram models, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's strange message about the Ukraine, and revisit Tom's hostage hypothetical.
Apr 27, 2022 · 1 hr 32 min
653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Pers
Apr 20, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
652 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusement park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s newly appointed government official who is also a pup play enthusiast. Also, there’s a new jukebox in Studio Jeans and Tom’s not happy about how it’s being used. They watch videos of a Cool Guy who is “not Jewish,” and update from Unk Shine, a dude defending the R word, and some “Horrible or Hilari

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

671 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

670 - Louis C.K. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

669 - Johnny Pemberton - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

668 - Greg Garcia - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

667 - Bobby Lee & Khalyla Kuhn- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

666 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

665 - Andrew Schulz- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

664 - Andrew Santino - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

663 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

662 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

661 - Frankie Quinones - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

660 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

659 - Sal Vulcano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

658 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

657 - Wheeler Walker, Jr. - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

656 - Danny Brown - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

655 - Brian Simpson - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

654 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

653 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

652 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura