Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Apr 13, 2022 · 1 hr 35 min
651 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week!
Apr 6, 2022 · 1 hr 57 min
650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to. Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and
Mar 30, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
649 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney
Mar 23, 2022 · 1 hr 27 min
648 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Are your jeans pulled over your head? Tom Segura and Christina P open the show on a really special girl who isn't like other girls! Christina reveals she has a new kink that she is unwilling to reveal, we talk about Tommy Lasorda's SlimFast commercials and commencement speech for Tom's confirmation, and we discuss Netflix's "Inventing Anna." There's a #YMHexclusive about real bidets, Horrible or Hilarious gets kicked up a notch, and we discuss completely insane amusement parks with dangerous rid
Mar 16, 2022 · 45 sec
647 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said "okay" to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine war, and watch a video of a Texan who has decided to join the Russian forces. Then, they take a look at a guy who browns his pants while driving, which leads to a conversation about F'ing when you need to brown. Also, we have another video of Luke Bryan hunting and it is just as good as t
Mar 9, 2022 · 1 hr 45 min
646 - Jenny Pentland - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and "Ozark." They watch a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and new videos of Fedsmoker buying cigarettes and fighting with a church band. Then, Chris Larson faces up against the newest YMH staffer, Chad, to see who the smartest person at YMH is. The Main Mommies quiz them on basic knowledge and U.S. citizenship questions, and the victor is surprising!Jen
Mar 2, 2022 · 1 hr 43 min
645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as
Feb 23, 2022 · 2 hr 13 min
644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her class
Feb 16, 2022 · 1 hr 32 min
643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February
Feb 9, 2022 · 1 hr 55 min
642 - David Cross - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans up, it's time for another #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about people that choose to stay in their homes during crazy storms and hurricanes, watch a cool guy in IG trying to get his wife back, and debating if there's a difference between goths and Star Trek nerds.THEN, we welcome our guest, the incredibly funny David Cross! The main mommies chat with him about standup, recording his new standup special, and how he grew up. We then hear some behind the scenes of th
Feb 2, 2022 · 2 hr 6 min
641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business
Jan 26, 2022 · 1 hr 33 min
640 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conal
Jan 19, 2022 · 1 hr 48 min
639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. W
Jan 12, 2022 · 1 hr 34 min
638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! We open with trying to figure out how and why people need to itch so much and some possible DIY remedies. Tom shares how he's donating clothes to poor people, Christina brings up a revelation about a dog shows, and we take a look at a scrum play therapist. The main mommies talk about rowdy crowds, working out, music in Ubers rides, and we go deep into heavy metal screaming. Christina is noticing more diversity at her standup shows, w
Jan 5, 2022 · 1 hr 46 min
637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Happy New Year! Tom Segura and Christina P are back with their jeans over their heads and they recap how amazing Cobra Tate was and how broken the mommies were when they first started dating, and we open the show with Daddy Lalagone. Tom realizes he might have a food sensitivity, we analyze a new YMH employee's hair, and talk about the YMH end-of-year dinner. We talk about Mystery the Pick Up Artist and the new Netflix show "Twentysomethings" and how it compares to MTV's Real World back in the d
Dec 29, 2021 · 2 hr 38 min
636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans up... because it's the first episode of YMH out of the new set and everyone's looking handsome! We remind you to cherish your good looks when you're young and Tom needs to take an emergency dump! We see an amazing new hunting themed dad boner, watch a bear destroy a Lamborghini, and discuss the attempted rebrand for chomos. We then welcome our first guest in the new studio, Mr. Two Cups Of Coffee, Andrew "Cobra" Tate! He shares his spot on logic behind status and relationships.
Dec 22, 2021 · 1 hr 47 min
635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
Pull those jeans up, it's Christmas time with Tom Segura and Christina P! We get started with checking in on Patty's J status, and get into Christine's excitement for the Sex and the City reboot! We open with another super cool racing interview, Tim updates Christinith on Bart Chrystler's insane touring habits, and get a new mispronunciation of Brad Kreischenger's name! We watch a super cool compilation of a mommy touching IG lives through the fence, and the main mommies give a top notch film cr
Dec 15, 2021 · 1 hr 40 min
634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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Dec 8, 2021 · 1 hr 37 min
633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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Dec 1, 2021 · 1 hr 39 min
632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura
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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

651 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

650 - Chris Distefano - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

649 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

648 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

647 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

646 - Jenny Pentland - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

645 - Geoff Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

644 - Charo & Blanca - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

643 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

642 - David Cross - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

641 - Jim Gaffigan - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

640 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

639 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

638 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

637- Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

636 - Andrew Tate - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

635 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

634 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

633 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

632 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura