Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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Oct 8, 2014 · 1 hr 9 min
258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
POP! Pimp Squad for life, baby! If you can't see, then that should be your story and you should always say that no matter who asks you what. You know what we're sayin, you feel us, know what we're talking about? Kentucky Jeans and Momlando Jeans were worn this weekend - get the breakdown, Gawd.Plus Tina explains what that drop about God and blessing is all about. Do you watch comedy? Does it ever upset you. Please blog and share in detail how you feel and your disappointment about it. Even if yo
Oct 3, 2014 · 1 hr 14 min
257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ohhhh Jeans! We're Back! Tommy pulled up his sick, barking jeans and coughs and blows his nose throughout the show just to remind you that he sacrifices so much for her. Tina is VERY surprised to hear a series of NEW drops in her honor! Can you guess what they are? They are blessed indeed. Be sure to relax on this one as the smooth sounds of Crapzo and Manwelle and White Tigress penetrate your soul - choose whichever one best suits your needs. Plus we give you the 411 on the Segura Family Cruise
Oct 1, 2014 · 1 hr 40 min
Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well, we were about to do a new episode but then Tommy went off and got sick like a big, ol dumb bear. Now he's on bed rest and we have to delay our return for another day. Please enjoy this Classic episode which has the origins of F****n Camp! among other Tourettes Classics!This is high quality denim we have here.
Sep 26, 2014 · 1 hr 10 min
Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh meowmy, does she miss us? Our vacation is almost over, but we didn't forget about you. Here's one more classic pair of jeans for you and you guessed it, it's amazing. Once again, this episode features Top Dog and BROWN and it's epic. We hope you took care of your teeth while we were gone. We're going to check each of your toothbrushes to make sure of it, Theo.
Sep 24, 2014 · 1 hr 7 min
Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh yeah, Jeans. It's time for more of those Classic Jeans. This is that bespoke denim you can't find in the stores. This very special episode captures one of the greatest moments in podcasting history - Top Dog and brown come together in REAL TIME. Buckle Up, you ain't ready.
Sep 19, 2014 · 1 hr 36 min
Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Reach into the closet, up onto that top shelf. Further, no further. Yeah, those nice worn in jeans are there. Put them on and pull them up.While the moms are on vacation we give you an oldie but goodie. Some of the origins of Mommycode are deep within this episode. Listen and enjoy.
Sep 17, 2014 · 1 hr 16 min
256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Shots Fired!!!If you're down in the 954 or the 305 and you see a half naked white dude singing and dancing shakin' that thang - don't worry, that's Rihanna.The elephant in the room must be addressed - Peter Caine has called the MAIN MOMS out! Lord only knows what will happen next, but Peter Caine is on the watch list. Should he worry about Tina and Tommy? No. The little Mommy's? Probably. Theo? You Bet. You can't just talk s**t like that and not expect bad things to happen. As Theo has always sa
Sep 12, 2014 · 1 hr 5 min
255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Please don't talk, please don't touch my service dog! Don't talk to my dog, the dog is being good. You're getting the dog in trouble, you di@k! Maybe Peter Caine is right???Tom's in Hong Kong aka "City Connection" right now. He had a real nice hair cut before he left and we talk about it. Christina admits to seeing the same hairdresser since 1998, but he's awesome so don't sweat it. Cops are still all fu$%in bald and s$it. We discuss nightmare jobs for us personally. Being nocturnal is horrible.
Sep 10, 2014 · 1 hr 15 min
254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When Tom picks the opening clips, it's usually porn. But this porn clip is "revolutionary" according to Tom. We deconstruct Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda". Both versions, fart and original. We also explore "the cowboy hip hop" and real "hip hop" dancing. The cargo pant debate rages on! We look forward to Tom's upcoming Asian dumps. Theo hears his latest song and comes on the show to discuss his royalty agreement. Wendy's has a neat corporate training song.
Sep 5, 2014 · 1 hr 9 min
253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Whenever you see a microphone anywhere that is an opportunity. The possibility now exists that you can grab that mic and you can fart in it. This is how we even the playing field in life. A homeless man and a Greek billionaire suddenly become the same living being - a mic farter. King A** Ripper is an international treasure for a reason. He seizes the opportunities that others ignore. He never, EVER passes on the chance to drop heat for the rest of us. Thank you Hairy N Gross Glutton. You inspir
Sep 3, 2014 · 55 min
252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Don't yank your snot in another seaman's towel! It's rude and disgusting and now we got two guys on Night Watch to make sure no one else does it, Master Seargent.Little Doggy Jeans AKA Feefo AKA Theo Huxtable AKA The Hardest playa on the block ate tin foil. Sometimes we need to remind ourselves that he is not a "Very smart person." He is, in fact, a dog. In this, The "Forgotten "Episode" we recap how our dog scared us and made us rush all over the city worried sick about our sick dog. We were so
Aug 27, 2014 · 1 hr 15 min
251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you do the ALS Ice Bucket challenge make sure you suffer thru it, so says the unofficial spokesman of the ALS Foundation. We wear our jeans the highest and we hope you appreciate that. Did you remember that cops are bald and s**t? They're bald, man. They're f****n bald. Do we have a song about that? Yup. Plus Tommy ate a Joey Diaz edible again and, you guessed it, panic, fear and unplanned detours took place. When Tina reads their text exchange you might have to rewind it and hear it again. I
Aug 22, 2014 · 1 hr 10 min
250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
How's your hook set? BOOM! Make it pop. Do you know how to pitch a show in Hollywood? We have the insight for you so that you can have a fun, depressing time like we do. There's a big, significant difference between a hard, bloated belly and a soft, hanging gut. We BREAK IT DOWN!You, the little mommy weighs in on the Cargo shorts/D**k Detective debate and we gotta tell you, the Mommy's are split! That's right, the debate continues!!!We got more love for Mike Tyson and we revisit King A** Ripper
Aug 20, 2014 · 1 hr 25 min
249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
When you can't write a song, just sing what you're actually seeing or holding the moment that you open your mouth. That way you can belt out a total piece of trash, just like you were meant to. Turn up the volume! Listen to us talk about stuff and play audio clips! See?Plus Tommy met Mike Tyson. What? Yup. And it's a pretty crazy story. Turns out the former champ is a big fan of streaming content. Do Cargo shorts make that bulge even BIGGER? The mommy's debate and invite you to weigh in with you
Aug 15, 2014 · 1 hr 11 min
248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's for the kids, man. The treats are for the kids and YMH is for the kids. If your kids don't already listen to this show, please change that. We can't stand watching Americans look for real estate abroad. It's like listening to a child question how the science works - a lot of questions and sometimes the SAME ones. Over and over and over. We have a DENTAL UPDATE from the NEWS - Oh my. Floss your denticles, hahahahaha.More bummer white people movies, bad music, DMX redeems himself and lot more
Aug 13, 2014 · 1 hr 21 min
Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Sharkeisha, What??? We got a new jam for you. Super talented comic/model Nick Youssef has an album out and now we can all rejoice! We've been long time fans of young Youssef and now you will be too. Make sure to get his debut, Stop Not Owning This. Peter Caine is back at it - this time it's about your dog's leash and issues!Plus we introduce Nick to the idea of the C*mdog that will one day live in our backyard. We cover The Comedy Store, Nick's youth and a whole LOT more. Nick is a total honorar
Aug 8, 2014 · 1 hr 16 min
246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
These are the jeans you dream about. The ones we have on are made for sitting, talking, relaxing and of course, celebrating Eat A Booty Day. Thanks to Trick Daddy we can all celebrate together.Please reach out to him on twitter @305Mayor and ask him to sell us the Eat A Booty Shirts. Speaking of clothes, has Tommy joined a gang? His new shorts and shirts will have saying, "Sup Homie! Sun Valley Gang for life homie!" Plus we investigate did a flight attendant have their EYES on Tommy Mommy's junk
Aug 6, 2014 · 1 hr 7 min
Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You, the little Mommy, asked. We, The MAIN MOMMY'S, answered and Ms Pat is here! Ms Pat is one of a kind and we LOVE her. While she's lived the kind of life that would make a lot of us bitter, Ms Pat is the opposite. She engaging, full of life and absolutely hilarious. We get the inside scoop on what has made Ms Pat so funny and such a saavy hustler. Just listen and you'll be saying "I'm a ol' drug dealer" in no time. Epic stories, DMX audio and a Tom OR Black for the ages. Who wins this one?!?
Aug 1, 2014 · 1 hr 21 min
Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeff Richards is a (Muscle) bitch! You'll get it soon enough. We have the former Mad TV and SNL star in the mommy dome. This episode has it all: show biz stories, life lessons, spot on impressions and something we are now HUGE fans of - the MUSIC of Jeff Richards. We are hooked like we're wearing a new pair of jeans or something.Plus Dental News, breaking down 2 Live Crew (Tom's Beatles) lyrics, listener music and more. This is why we wear denim - episodes like this one.
Jul 30, 2014 · 1 hr 1 min
243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
SUP KANE!!! SUP TOM???? Yup. BDK is down with Buns and we get you the get down. Long story short, Kane is a chill dude and we hope to get him in the Dome soon. Have you heard or seen DMX ride a roller coaster. It's incredible and we share it with you. Did you that Tina Jeans and Sydney Castillo can SPIT BARS?!?!? You must take your eyes to the site and watch the REGULAR BODY video. We sense a Grammy over here. We go back to get SNOOSHI and our lady has a surprise for us (in her pants). Plus Tina

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

258-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

257-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Classic Jeans 43-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Classic Jeans 63-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Classic Jeans 62-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Classic Jeans-46-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

256-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

255 - Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

254-Your Mom's House Podcast with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

253-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

252-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

251-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

250-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

249-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

248-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Nick Youssef-247-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

246-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Ms Pat-245-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Jeff Richards-244-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

243-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura