Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

YMH Studios

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Listen in podnod RSS feed Show website

838 episodes
Updated Wednesday
Explicit

Episodes838

Newest first

Jan 28, 2015 · 1 hr 33 min
Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Big. Dumb. Animal. Those words don't just describe our guest Matt Braunger perfectly. They're also the name of his new 1 hour special (but without the periods). Always welcome inside the Mommy Dome, Braunger is like a son to us. We not only talk about his big special we cover the hidden C**T in Harry Potter (Tommy found it), and what in the world Plies was talking about, Ya feel me? This episode is just like hanging out in the bathroom with your buddy. You're gonna love it. Who won the last Fill
Jan 21, 2015 · 1 hr 48 min
277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Mind if we burp? After Chipotle? And suckin stuff?Well we've got that and more for you. Here's something we'd like to know - what exactly is Plies saying? We try to solve the mysteries of this modern day philosopher. Plus does a communist from a small island have the tools to identify a sex toy? We have differing opinions on this one. Will you side with the right Mommy!?Maybe if you're having troubles motivating yourself you keep it to yourself OR just go ahead and post every day how everyone is
Jan 14, 2015 · 1 hr 51 min
276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
J-J-J-J-Jeans Unit!This is a very special episode. In addition to being packed with content and the introduction of a new, amazing caller, we here at Your Mom's House are very proud to announce that the Main Mommy, Christina Pazsitzky (PaJeanSky) has released a NEW album!Man of the Year is Christina's second album and is now available everywhere. Be sure to get a copy so that her jeans reach higher, tigher levels!Plus the moms get down and talk about Tommy letting Christina do (and say) dumb thi
Jan 7, 2015 · 1 hr 41 min
275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh jeans it's here! Your first NEW momisode of the NEW year.This one really delivers. Maybe it's us, maybe it's these jeans. We give you modern day philosopher, Plies. Tina has trouble deciphering his sounds, but once she gets it, she GETS it. Plus we try to figure out what's up with Austin Uber drivers and all the different browns we had there. Is there anything Steven Seagal doesn't know? Well, uh, that's a trick question. We jam out to a song that'll blow your mind. CP was inspired and now yo
Dec 31, 2014 · 1 hr 29 min
274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
What is love? When you've been someone long enough that you can say, "That's stupid of you," and then they respond, "Then I'm stupid. Let me be stupid!" That's true love. It's real contempt under a thin layer of decency that says, "I know I have to live with you." When people have been together more than 50 years it can be quite colorfully spoken. A fun game you can play with your significant other is ask strangers how old they think your partner is and then brace yourself when they (hopefully)
Dec 24, 2014 · 1 hr 29 min
Merry Christmas-273-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's that time of year again - Baby Jesus has been born and there are great songs and hopefully wonderful gifts unless you're poor (yuck). We, as always, give back to the little Mommies. And this time we really deliver. Unwrap the paper and take in some Shane Lee. That's right the internet sensation who "teaches" vocal lessons is now in the DOME!He does impressions, requests and, well, whatever he feels like saying. It's awesome and it's here. Plus your two mothers have some wonderful clips incl
Dec 17, 2014 · 1 hr 39 min
272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
A man's desire to call out to a woman is so strong that it can overwhelm his own mental illness. Literally, the pieces that are missing in his brain will come together for a moment if that moment means sexual release. Farts. This episode has them. From both mommies. Will you eat what we fart on?Plus Garth meets Meeeh, meets more melodies. It's creepy, weird and wonderful all at the same time. Guys should cover their nipples, You BETTER wash your nuts and your other stinky parts (especially if yo
Dec 10, 2014 · 1 hr 31 min
271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Yooooo! If you spend time overseas be careful! You could get AIDS. From a towel. Especially if a lot of dudes drop their stuff in that towel, ya feel me?Pat Robertson is a national treasure. While some look to him for spiritual leadership, we find him to have his finger on the pulse of what's funny and this guy is hilarious. Plus we have some new songs and we have to admit, they are DADGUM GOOD!Can we teach you how to sing? Yes. BEATBOX? You betcha! AND we got that Chris Gaines music that you kn
Dec 3, 2014 · 1 hr 41 min
270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are ya'll ready for some slick stuff? Cool stuff? NEAT stuff? What about RAW stuff? Well, you're gonna get it cause we're breaking down these walls between us and we like that!Are you done wiping the vomit from the rim of your mouth? Good. Now get ready to puke again when Garth Brooks speaks and is genuine about "having a conversation" with you. We get "Country" on this one, but it isn't all bad. We actually like some of your backwoods, incestuous anthems.Plus Theo must face the fact that he's n
Nov 26, 2014 · 1 hr 35 min
Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Is your baby's mama here? You bet. Would you like to meet him? You should. You know, for the children.If you're trying to take it all the way down your throat we have expert advice that's gonna set you straight (don't take it so far).Plus a UK coach can drop that fire the same way Coach Ice does - only it sounds sweeter. Some news reports are silly and some make you ask What The F*** Are We Doing Here? And then sometimes someone makes a song about it that's worthy of multiple replays. Plus we ha
Nov 19, 2014 · 1 hr 48 min
Duncan Trussell-268-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Duncan Trussell is here! You may know Duncan "Truffles" as the guy who has sex with pigs for laughs, but he's more than that!D-Truss is our friend, a fellow podcaster and comedian, this sweet and enlightened man is here shining his radiance on us in a way only he can do. We examine #TEAMLITTLED**K and what it means to breathe thru the bump in your baby head with the Smith siblings. Plus Duncan takes us down the path of goodness. He points us and hopefully you towards the light with ideas and phi
Nov 12, 2014 · 2 hr
Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Jeans Unit Mount Up! This is it. The mountain top of YMH. We give you some Portland show and Chicargo show (Seattle was AWESOME BTW, just not as good audio quality).We get into prison talk, break down some drunk talk, sing POP, Braxton songs, Dental Updates, Would You Rather's, Fill Her Ups and soooo much more! This is the SUPER SHOW episode of Super Shows. Plus a special guest that's gonna knock your jeans right off!!
Nov 5, 2014 · 1 hr 31 min
266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It's On, JEANS! Once a week shows are back and here's the first one. We help Christina's old college BF find a lady as he is now Sinnnnnnnglllllleeee again. Would you like to date him? It's an option. Tommy is busy writing songs that are so good, he doesn't even name them. He just gives them to the Universe. Will he collaborate with the Braxton's? We're WORKING ON IT!Go On, Gurl is a pretty good movie, but you'll want pizza with lots of pepperoni on it - Just a Heads up. If you're white, just be
Oct 31, 2014 · 1 hr 20 min
Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Geoff Tate is Late! It's okay. He got here and everything is fine now. Happy HallowJeans, everyone. We hope you're playing it safe and not staying out too late. Also, kids love pennies and bullets so give them away!Tate is LONG overdue in the MOMMY DOME, but thankfully he's here and you're about to get the full scoop on DENIM ON DENIM + HOT DOGS and GATORADE + also CHEERS. Geoff is a fantastic comic, truly one of the best and he's a breeze to hang with. Always funny and low maintenance. This man
Oct 29, 2014 · 1 hr 19 min
264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh farts. Do you have a special fart box for your partner to sit in a face your release valve?Get One!These jeans have a question are Smart for shopping somewhere, but then are all sales Final? Lets discuss. The Mommies are on Tru TV's How To Be A Grown Up and we let you in behind the curtain. Want in?Plus Top Dog talks farts, poops AND Killing in a call for the ages!
Oct 24, 2014 · 1 hr 20 min
Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ba Booey Cha Say-O Muh B-hole!! Rejoice, we have THE B-hole of all holes with us, it's Chad Daniels, mommy!The same way a serial killer knows that he will kill after he locks in and stalks his victim, sometimes for months, we knew that it would be a blast hangin' with the Chad Man!We listen to a woman transform into a man or is it the other way? Who cares. Someone else out there is having a lot of orgasms and this time it isn't a man! Want some?Plus there are plenty of big words and tales of sla
Oct 22, 2014 · 1 hr 15 min
262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
If you gonna hate then suck our stuff! Yeah, dawg. Tommy looks strong in his gold and purple tank top and Stella Grooves noticed at Crate & Barrell - how will Christina respond?!?Which Braxton are you today? It's fun way to start the day to break down which of the Braxton sisters you're feeling like. Plus we sing the Braxton Values theme song. Do we sing perfectly? Eventually, yes. Calling all cars! Calling all cars! We have denim emergency! Peter Caine is on the phone. You did not misunderstand
Oct 17, 2014 · 1 hr 25 min
261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Hope there are still no carnists listening to our show, but if there are, stop now. Otherwise picture Tommy's tongue licking the air and put whatever you want there. Also, listen to songs about it. Did you spend time with your father lately? Did he orgasm in front of you? We sure hope so. Tommy's dad, Top Dog, is back with some great advice on, you guessed it, some BROWN TALK.We have an original song that's gonna blow your jeans off, plus some Asian talk that sounds eerily familiar. Paging Shark
Oct 15, 2014 · 1 hr 41 min
Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get your dad ready to orgasm - it's LIVE from Man Fran Disco (San Francisco)!
Oct 10, 2014 · 1 hr 6 min
259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
This episode is for Vegan's only!! Carnists are not allowed to listen. SORRY! Now that it's only us, picture Tommy kissing your thighs. Feel better? GOOOOOOD.Why do people over 50 refuse to drink water? Water is in us and everywhere around us. Maybe they are just wiser and know that nothing satisfies your bodies cravings for hydration and nutrients like Diet Coke. It tastes good and it's good for you. Especially post-workout. Do you remember your father's funeral? How many orgasms did you have s

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Matt Braunger-278-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

277-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

276-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

275-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

274-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Merry Christmas-273-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

272-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

271-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

270-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Matt Fulchiron-269-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Duncan Trussell-268-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live Super Show-267-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

266-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Geoff Tate-265-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

264-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Chad Daniels-263-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

262-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

261-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live From San Francisco-260-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

259-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura