Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

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May 16, 2014 · 1 hr 15 min
222-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Let's keep getting social! What if SWV covered that song? Or what if all their songs were about Jeans? It's all possible with your MOMS. If you have your stomach stapled or some of it is just taken away be careful when you pass wind because everything might just fall out of you. Tina gives you her secret formula to hotel coffee that is POWERFUL. It's White Lightning that leads to Brown Thunder.The four major food groups are steak, shrimp, chicken and ribs. We help you understand how much of each
May 14, 2014 · 1 hr 35 min
Live from Denver with Chuck Roy-221-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Live from Denver with Chuck Roy!
May 9, 2014 · 1 hr 20 min
220-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Derivatives are, you know what I'm sayin, like important when you, know what I'm sayin, doin calculus. Word. Dudes should not masturbate on the bus with other people around when those people have camera phones cause you get recorded and then you get arrested (plus it's rude). The exception would be if you had a nice cheese with you and then you can get romantic. You know what's better than a girl fight? Shovel fight! Yeahhhhh! Plus Bad Acting and more. Bang! Bang!
May 7, 2014 · 1 hr 42 min
Live From Vancouver with Toby Hargrave-219-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Oh the mommies are worldwide, yo! Even though Tina Jeans couldn't make it to Canada (Manada) Tommy Bunz still went up there and did what a single mom has to do. He found a man to help him out. The great Toby Hargrave sat in as a step mom and he was amazing! Toby and Tommy break down a crazy park landscaper, religious upbringings, parenting, heckling, Fill Her Ups, Would You Rathers and so much more. This ep really is the Moose's (Because Canada) T**s!
Apr 30, 2014 · 1 hr 7 min
218-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Come on, guys! Say it with me! Working for my company is fun!!! Lets sell market stuff and sell it and also ship it, yeahhhh! Jobs should be exciting and so should telling the world about it. Lets get social - Social. We feel for you if your coporation or boss is one of these wind bags who tries to dress up work like it's fun. Or worse, when they think you're stupid enough to buy into making profit for THEM as something YOU love to do. Some of this coporate talk made our jeans hang very loose. J
Apr 25, 2014 · 1 hr 39 min
Live from the Ice House-217-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Stimulate our minds, Jeans! The Ice House is always bumpin when 2 Mommies wearing denim decide to sit down for some greezy time. A great crowd filled the room while many more watched it streaming online. This live show has amazing audio, mommy confessions, intimate talk, Fill Her Up and so much more! We just opened a new denim processing factory because of this episode!
Apr 23, 2014 · 59 min
216-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Well a very heavy bertation tonight. We had a very derison bite. Lets go ahead terrison to the bit in the hit a bit. Make sense? Good. Ladies, watch out, it could happen to you (fingers crossed!). Theo has been going on SOLO adventures. We finally catch up to what he's been doing - he was not very forthcoming, for the record. Plus a touching Easter story from Tina and she REkindles the flame that is her passion for UB40. Can Tom decode what some black guy is saying? Did The Ultimate Warrior know
Apr 18, 2014 · 1 hr 2 min
215-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Wait, White what? Ohhhhh. This gets pretty advanced pretty quickly. Some people can't sing, some people aren't retarded. But some people are an interesting mix up of both. We break it down for you. You might be surprised when we listen to the greatest song of our generation and strip it down to it's suspiciously "special" voice. Are all children actually retard(ed) sounding? A "Bad Girl" asks if you know what she's saying, but she has a special twist! Plus a hockey player throws hit hat in the r
Apr 16, 2014 · 1 hr 2 min
214-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Get out of that Country A** nonsense, pull up your denim and get ready for the get down. We got a hot new anthem for REAL MOMMIES ONLY. Plus, Tommy ran into Joey "Try Eating This and Living" Diaz on a flight and, yeah, meltdown came soon after. Real husbands say, "Show me how those big T**s fart" to their wives and maybe now, you will too? Pastor Manning is completely insane and we have the audio to prove it. REAL TALK is back and we are ready to ROAST the Duggars wildly selfish lifestyle. This
Apr 11, 2014 · 1 hr 7 min
213-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You know you're in good company when the WHITE HOUSE is listening to your show. We have pretty compelling evidence that suggests that President Obama listens to the show and keeps up with the YMH lingo. Maybe he'll be on the show soon? Hope so. If you and your boys are planning on getting together for a fun night of bro'ing down you should get a Naughty Boy and take that party to the next level! It's been a minute, but TOP DOG is back and he's got one of his "great ideas." Plus, you guessed it,
Apr 9, 2014 · 1 hr 28 min
212-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
WHAT WRONG WITH YOU? said the most awesome pastor ever. I'll let him finish his sentence. Have you seen that show, Masturbate Theater? It's pretty good and we have a clip. Mr. Selfridge has a very interesting French character who encourages a nice young English lady to meet his anus. What's up with Pro Wrestling, for real? When do you stop liking it? Do you wear Superman pajamas? Good. This ep has a BIG TIME Dental Update from TINA and a poop story for the ages from one of YOU!! LADIES, trim you
Apr 4, 2014 · 1 hr 25 min
Live from San Francisco-211-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
No need for a big description here - it's LIVE from San Francisco (Man Frandisco). Put on your old denim panties and enjoy this one (it's full of treats)! J-J-J-JEANS UNIT
Apr 2, 2014 · 1 hr 18 min
210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ain't nothin in life free. P***y would be at the top of that list, especially for an ex-pat roided out Aussie pimp handling his Thai ho's. Make sense? Dude has some good points and a LOT of job stoppers (you'll soon understand). A man violated the safety and sanctity of our neighborhood in front of Tina and inTO a Yoplait (possible future sponsor?). We go to the Forensic Files to see if we can solve the case! Do families that masturbate together just, basically, get along the best? We just don't
Mar 28, 2014 · 1 hr 18 min
Aunty FeeFee-209-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
It never gets old. No matter how much time passes by, joy is always spread when someone drops a Deez Nuts joke. And if you get it on TV? Well, we collectively thank you, sir. New music from you, the little jeans, is welcomed and celebrated! It's time to post a challenge! Does a pimp or a rapper say You Know What Im Sayin more? Get out your pen and paper cause you've got some countin' to do! (You know what I'm sayin?) But everything takes a back seat to the Queen of this episode. Internet sensati
Mar 26, 2014 · 1 hr 9 min
208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
FART. That's one of many different noises you will hear on this episode. We really cover all the bases, YKWIS? Yes, there's a new champ in the You Know What I'm Sayin circle and it is GLORIOUS! Tina and Tommy both have Brown issues - You've been warned. Is or isn't the man we both see homeless? The Jeans are DIVIDED. Plus Jerry Lewis is still obnoxious and we have a first hand account from comedian and writer Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal). It's ridiculous and hilarious. Pull your pants up. BIK
Mar 21, 2014 · 1 hr 44 min
Live From Brooklyn-207-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Where Brooklyn at? In your ear drums. Rest In Peace, ODB. We pay respect to the GODS on this one. There's nothing quite like a LIVE Mom in front of other Mom's, knawmean? This is all the goodness of YMH wrapped into one Live Denim sandwich - we got crazy audio, WYR, Top Dog and more! Peace to Big Daddy Kane.
Mar 19, 2014 · 1 hr 10 min
Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Ari Shaffir AKA Airey Schaeffer is in the building. Sure he put some loose change we had lying around in his pocket, but we still enjoyed his company. Did you ever hear the joke that if we want to win a war we should just send gangbangers to fight them because they love shooting people anyway? Yeah, that's happening. Some OG Sorenos from the 818 are droppin dimes on fools in Syria and the audio is amazing. We have a MAJOR Dental Update - Tina had something SERIOUS done, jeans. Hear the wrath of
Mar 14, 2014 · 1 hr 31 min
Live From Pasadena-205-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Are you thirsty? I bet after you hear this one you'll want nothing more than a big gulp from a nice German man's tough nips. We love you so much that we took what was to be the next BONUS episode and we gave it to you, the little Mommy. This show was the Dog's T**S and there are sex secrets revealed. What more could you want? Pull those jeans up. A little higher, please?
Mar 12, 2014 · 1 hr 7 min
Redban-204-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
Who is the Main Mommy to you? For many, it's our disabled son, Redban. Luckily for you, he's in the Mommy Dome again and he's grosser than ever. It's always nice to have your kid come home from college and for this hour we wonder if he's ever going to class anymore. We cover life, teeth, Sharkeisha, paranoia and a whole lot more. Does Redban have a secret brother??? Maybe. Does a girl who sells you her dirty panties excite Brian? We think so. Does he tells us the grossest thing ever and nearly c
Mar 6, 2014 · 59 min
203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura
You ain't even wash it???? You NASTY!!! Do ya thang, gurl! If I beat yo a** in a fight, then I do what I want when I win, ya dig? Do you know your weight class? Figure it out, farty weight! Tommy had to go potty bad and it almost came out in the car! Tina laughed and that's not nice. Do you think that Robin Wright makes possible suitors sniff her snuff spot? Tommy thinks so. House of Cards (Farts) is the Dogs T**s! Talk smack when you get in a fight, but don't lose focus or your breath. YMH intr

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

222-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live from Denver with Chuck Roy-221-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

220-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live From Vancouver with Toby Hargrave-219-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

218-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live from the Ice House-217-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

216-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

215-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

214-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

213-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

212-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live from San Francisco-211-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

210-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Aunty FeeFee-209-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

208-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live From Brooklyn-207-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Ari Shaffir-206-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Live From Pasadena-205-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Redban-204-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

203-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura