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Will Gibb, Pat Clifton

Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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  • 41 episodes
  • a few times a week
  • Avg 54 min
  • English
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  • #366
    Yesterday · 45 min

    Kyle Faces His Punishment

    Pat recaps the NRL GF, Will is at home in LA and Kyle makes a drunken promise again. Pat Went to Noah Kahan Rooster Win GF Will’s in LA Will’s New Best Friend Erewhon Rye NYC Kyle Promises A Listener Tickets Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #365
    Sunday · 45 min

    Beggars Can Be Choosers

    Willy G helps out the homeless in NYC and Pat goes to the NRL GF. Will’s Homeless Guy Dilemma Grand Final Vox Pop Influencer Event Improv The Rambler is Back UFC Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #364
    September 30 · 52 min

    Orgasms in the Congo

    Pat and Will break down Ash Dyke going into the Congo Basin and Pat marinates in his own fart. Will Flying Tickets on Sale Fart Marinating Ziplock Animals You’d Fall in Love With NRL Grand Final Asking for a Photo Improv Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #363
    September 27 · 51 min

    Are we in the wrong industry?

    Will contemplates corporate life and Pat was beefing with someone in Eastgardens carpark. Pat’s on the ciggies Facebook Group Flaming Will Tuna Beefing at Eastgardens Corporate Lunch Time HR Improv New Phone AI Race Last Teen Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #362
    September 26 · 1 hr 7 min

    Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid

    Liam and Tessa come on the pod, reacting to Liam’s strip show, exposing his sleeping jeans and how they met. Hygiene Circ Update Liam and Tess Origin Story Impractical Jokers 5 Rules of Life Sleeping in Jeans Reality TV Shows Liam’s Upcoming Fight Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #361
    September 23 · 1 hr 4 min

    Pat found himself in Bali

    P Clitty is back from his ‘transformative’ trip to Bali and Will had his best day ever. Bali Villa Tour Will’s Best Day Ever Cyclists Shit Golfers Jetstar Pat’s Bday Plans Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #360
    September 20 · 48 min

    Hell Day

    Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations. AFM Applications Fairbairns Callout Cyclists House Features Blind Ranking Manyana Incident Hell Week Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #359
    September 16 · 46 min

    Patquit Quitfton

    Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and Bean Movie Guessing Game Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take Will’s Childhood Quiz Investment Banking Debating Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #358
    September 13 · 52 min

    Raygun and Glory Holes

    Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes. Will’s Banking Nightmare Papua New Guinea Croc Lamp Store Pat’s a Real Estate Agent Glory Holes Raygun Grounding Niche Things We Can’t Live Without Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #357
    September 9 · 51 min

    Our biggest aura loss

    Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels. Aura Loss Centennial Park Fishing Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels Pinocchio Will Tried to Hug a Random Self Confidence Rich People Hobbies Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #356
    September 6 · 55 min

    We Are Cucks

    Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English. Will Swearing at the Pub Steve Irwin TV Special Union Jack Free Parking Old Woman Banking Improv Singers Falling Through the Stage The Universal Empathy Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #355
    September 2 · 58 min

    Hippos Aren’t Dangerous

    Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks. Quite and Quiet Blind Ranking Random Things White and Gold Dress Outer Banks New Season Hippos Will’s New Pet Hotlines Whisper Man Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #354
    August 30 · 55 min

    “Hey, anyone wanna dock?”

    Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island. Who Invented Butt Chugging? Docking 56 Days Dolly Parton Nepal Disaster GTA 6 Sneak Peek Pat Wants To Buy an Island Melbourne Comedy Hotlines Naturopath Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #353
    August 26 · 1 hr 7 min

    Damage Control

    After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL. Damage Control Paying Back Rules Kyle Played AFL The Mutiny Human Trafficking Rogue TV Shows Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #352
    August 23 · 58 min

    Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History

    The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With Me Pat’s Sleep Schedule Kissing Dogs Cunnilingus Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History Hard Quiz Kyle’s AI Segment Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #351
    August 19 · 1 hr 5 min

    Hot People Suck

    Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym Era Hot People Suck TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits Old Person at Traffic Light Reminiscing on First Cones Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final Sopha Dopha Gluten Free Debate Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #350
    August 16 · 47 min

    Waking Up Before 9

    Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon Meta Meeting Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call Waking Up Early Elevator Technician Improv Macca Bay Maggots Update Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #349
    August 12 · 53 min

    The Sausage Sizzle Next Door

    Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate Agent Defence Lawyers Cannibal Neighbour 10 Most Popular Jobs Catacombs City2Surf Parents Hit and Run Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #348
    August 9 · 58 min

    Gucci Guilty

    Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord. Chicken Salt Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House Pats Admission The Housing Market Politics What Law Would You Put In? Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • #347
    August 8 · 1 hr 6 min

    Jake Howie the Baddie

    Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies. How Will and Jake Met Singing Jake’s Baddie Skits Top 5 Worst Comedians Jake’s Love Life Flying Anxiety Cave Diving Incident Top Conspiracies Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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