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Will Gibb, Pat Clifton

Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.

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#360
Yesterday · 48 min
Hell Day
Will thinks he can survive Hell Week and Pat ranks his nightmare holiday situations. AFM Applications Fairbairns Callout Cyclists House Features Blind Ranking Manyana Incident Hell Week Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#359
Wednesday · 46 min
Patquit Quitfton
Will gives Pat a best friend quiz, and Pat has made a movie guessing game. Coco and Bean Movie Guessing Game Pat’s Spaghetti Bolognese Take Will’s Childhood Quiz Investment Banking Debating Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#358
September 13 · 52 min
Raygun and Glory Holes
Will and Pat record out of Shep’s garage, talking about Will’s nightmare banking and glory holes. Will’s Banking Nightmare Papua New Guinea Croc Lamp Store Pat’s a Real Estate Agent Glory Holes Raygun Grounding Niche Things We Can’t Live Without Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#357
September 9 · 51 min
Our biggest aura loss
Will and Pat reveal their biggest aura losses and rank the top 5 Sydney crowning jewels. Aura Loss Centennial Park Fishing Top 5 Sydney Crown Jewels Pinocchio Will Tried to Hug a Random Self Confidence Rich People Hobbies Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#356
September 6 · 55 min
We Are Cucks
Will explains why he is a bad boy and Pat kicks up a stink about being tied to the English. Will Swearing at the Pub Steve Irwin TV Special Union Jack Free Parking Old Woman Banking Improv Singers Falling Through the Stage The Universal Empathy Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#355
September 2 · 58 min
Hippos Aren’t Dangerous
Will wants to get a snake and Pat has lost his love for Outer Banks. Quite and Quiet Blind Ranking Random Things White and Gold Dress Outer Banks New Season Hippos Will’s New Pet Hotlines Whisper Man Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#354
August 30 · 55 min
“Hey, anyone wanna dock?”
Will has a big call for the defining moment of 2026. Pat wants to buy an island. Who Invented Butt Chugging? Docking 56 Days Dolly Parton Nepal Disaster GTA 6 Sneak Peek Pat Wants To Buy an Island Melbourne Comedy Hotlines Naturopath Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#353
August 26 · 1 hr 7 min
Damage Control
After receiving backlash from the recent news, the boys go into damage control. The boys discuss the unwritten rules of splitting a dinner and Kyle played AFL. Damage Control Paying Back Rules Kyle Played AFL The Mutiny Human Trafficking Rogue TV Shows Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#352
August 23 · 58 min
Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History
The boys reveal the biggest news in the entire history of the podcast. Come Dine With Me Pat’s Sleep Schedule Kissing Dogs Cunnilingus Biggest News in You Wouldn’t History Hard Quiz Kyle’s AI Segment Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#351
August 19 · 1 hr 5 min
Hot People Suck
Will shares his opinion on hot people and why they shouldn’t be trusted. Pat gets held up in traffic by an old guy. Will’s Peak Gym Era Hot People Suck TikTok Trend Of Interesting Traits Old Person at Traffic Light Reminiscing on First Cones Macca Bay Maggots Semi Final Sopha Dopha Gluten Free Debate Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#350
August 16 · 47 min
Waking Up Before 9
Movie night tomorrow night 7pm!! Join us in the patreon Meta Meeting Awkward Brand Deal Zoom Call Waking Up Early Elevator Technician Improv Macca Bay Maggots Update Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#349
August 12 · 53 min
The Sausage Sizzle Next Door
Will talks shit on the City2Surf and the boys discover the neighbourhood cannibal. Real Estate Agent Defence Lawyers Cannibal Neighbour 10 Most Popular Jobs Catacombs City2Surf Parents Hit and Run Hotline Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#348
August 9 · 58 min
Gucci Guilty
Pat does a huge poo in Will’s toilet and Will gets scammed by a landlord. Chicken Salt Clitty’s Big Poo in Will’s House Pats Admission The Housing Market Politics What Law Would You Put In? Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#347
August 8 · 1 hr 6 min
Jake Howie the Baddie
Jake Howie, the ‘Baddie,’ joins the boys to talk about love life, the worst comedians in Australia, and the top conspiracies. How Will and Jake Met Singing Jake’s Baddie Skits Top 5 Worst Comedians Jake’s Love Life Flying Anxiety Cave Diving Incident Top Conspiracies Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#346
August 5 · 1 hr
Will’s Quadruple Chin
Will pretends he is Pat’s awkward date. Pat delves into the Idaho Murderer documentary. Nolan Doesn’t Have A Phone Bowral and Taree Weekends Idaho Murderer Doco Best Way to Reveal a Killer Awkward Date Improv Hotlines Memories of Murder Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#345
August 2 · 1 hr 8 min
Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back)
Kyle is back from his Euro summer, and with that comes some technical difficulties. Pat and Will’s Bingo Card Bad Proposals Will’s Rich Dinner ANZAC Day Auction Kyle’s Favourite Cities Will’s Going to NYC Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#344
July 29 · 58 min
Jumping taxis
Pat gets caught in a web of lies & Will gives us his best impression to date. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Best restaurant Uber eats Sporting sooks Anniversary gifts Impressions Content School Airtasker Jumping taxis Things we aren't proud of Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#343
July 26 · 1 hr 6 min
Afterdark and underwater
The boys are back in the studio! Pat confesses to a bizarre kink, and Will reveals the worst kind of people known to humankind. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Cake Dolphins Bali Panic Attack Hotlines Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#342
July 22 · 47 min
Tinpot behaviour
Pats disaster on the slopes & Will fires up at the AFL. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline Snowboarding Exs Weird Menus AFL Odyssey Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
#341
July 19 · 47 min
Honking L platers
Pats rushed dump & Will freaks out about asking a guy out. Hotline: https://www.speakpipe.com/YouWouldntHotline New Zealand Dating Movies Island Game L Platers Driving Join the Proper Non Povos patreon for extra episodes, extended pieces of content, live streams, events and much much more for only $15/month: patreon.com/u94695129 Join the Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1AfkofQFUQ/?mibextid=wwXIfr Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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