Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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20 episodes
Updated Thursday
Explicit

Episodes20

Newest first

Thursday · 59 min
The Hiroshima That Turned Vikings Into Latté-Papas | The Great Northern War
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Um actually, we winter in Ukraine. The Great Northern War (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - The Ozempic Economy 05:33 - WhatsApping God 11:55 - Fox Tossing 15:09 - Take Your Pants Off 22:33 - Regional Gang Bang 26:46 - Latte Papa 31:04 - Tom And Jerry Stuff 35:07 - A Generationally Bad Hairline 39:43 - Korean Borat 44:22 - He Volleys It 46:20 - Friendship Hotel 51:00 - Pre-Cranberry Juice Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 27 · 55 min
The Timeless Comedy of Baking Dwarves Into Pies | Peter The Great
Warning, the rabbits in this series have not been cooked properly. The Great Northern War (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Truss Is Britain 03:33 - It’s A Whole Team 07:18 - Russia Is Russia-ing 10:56 - No He’s Fine! 14:44 - Post Stamp Clarity 18:03 - She’s The Box 20:50 - Give Dwarfs The Roles 23:52 - Beavo’s Front Line 27:35 - The Graceful Retirement 30:09 - Horatio’s Entourage 34:46 - Exposure Therapy 39:28 - The Beard Tax 41:21 - Charlie’s Crime 46:56 - Bibs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 23 · 1 hr 5 min
Let the Rabbit See The Dog (with Ania Magliano!) | The History of Beauty Standards (Part 2)
Buckle up, we’ve entered the empathy void. Beauty Standards (Part Two) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Bollocks 04:03 - Just The Tip 09:39 - Practical Muscles 14:06 - The Ultimate Triangle 17:07 - Money Talks 21:14 - Trail Mix 29:02 - The Irish Head 34:36 - And A Thumb 36:19 - Fin’s Beard 41:06 - Brazilian Brain Lift 43:45 - The Denim Phrenology 46:42 - The Cheeseburger 52:04 - Hair’s Back 57:17 - Beckham’s Cornrows Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 20 · 1 hr 8 min
Big Botticelli Gyal (with Paddy Young!) | The History of Beauty Standards (Part 1)
Paddy joins us fresh from the salons as we find out that, in conclusion, there are no stunners. The History of Beauty Standards (Part One) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ 00:00 - The Samurai Injury 08:25 - The Ideal Woman 12:12 - I’m Jealous 16:32 - The Bush Is Back 19:28 - Dream Job 23:32 - Fat Guy Drip 26:06 - Softly Serving C*nt 29:36 - There’s no real stunners 34:36 - He’s A Polymath 38:32 - Our First Phrenology 44:36 - We’re Young Boys 48:31 - I Feel Skinny 52:47 - Supersize Vs Super Skinny 54:49 - It Was An Opposite Decade Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 16 · 59 min
Brazilian Dignitas | The Berlin Wall
Sorry Elvis, your hip gyrations are not welcome here. The Berlin Wall (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - A Horny German 05:24 - Angry Diners 08:40 - He’s A Puddle 14:11 - And That 19:17 - Communist Butlins 29:48 - The communist Car 34:17 - Stasi P*rn 39:05 - Charlie’s Balls 41:25 - State Sanctioned Transitions 47:21 - The Coffee Crisis 51:08 - Rebuild The Wall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 13 · 1 hr 3 min
What You Do In Your Own Home Is All Of My Business | East Germany & The Stasi
Introducing the stasi, the original love bombers. The GDR (Part One) The makers of Fin vs History are bringing you a new show! Introducing Paddy Will Help, the show that will solve all your problems, hosted by SNL UK’s Paddy Young! Find it here: https://open.spotify.com/show/033KELw8iArM2TMTAMkriK?si=GOeFl3qWQI2FzVHu4G605g The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The Original Rose Garden 04:48 - Just In Case 10:01 - They’re In The Dust 13:01 - Aspirational Dad 17:14 - Genocide Takes Admin 19:36 - Not My Department 23:40 - Stop Comparing Yourself 25:58 - America Is The Enemy 28:07 - Very Very German 32:04 - Nazi Paedophile Informants 35:45 - The Wall Of Smells 43:43 - Gay Nightclubs 49:15 - OG Lovebombing 53:40 - A Wall Is Built Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 9 · 1 hr 10 min
Captain Tom, Garden Fox (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 4/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Let's talk about male mental health. Monty & Rommel (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor 00:00 - Thigh Mogging 06:24 - Come On Lads 11:02 - The Mafia Tax 18:42 - Barely Legal Bruce Forsyth 21:28 - The Pretend Army 26:22 - I Bet His Wee Smells 30:14 - Employ Flamethrowers 33:14 - He’s A Hippie 35:26 - Hitler’s Lashed Out 40:50 - More Army Than Nazi 46:51 - Fuck Eisenhower 51:20 - Monty’s Cooking 55:20 - It’s A Party For Us Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 6 · 1 hr 1 min
I Prefer El Alamein’s Early Stuff (with Pierre Novellie) | Monty vs Rommel (Part 3/4)
Strap in lads, all this sand will send our autism crazy. Monty & Rommel (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Rude But Correct 07:17 - The Mad PE Teacher 12:40 - Sliced Bread 13:30 - The British Experience 16:51 - Farting In A Lift 19:54 - The Bag’s Run Out 25:54 - The Gay Beret 30:46 - Yes And 35:34 - Ripped Nerds 41:08 - He’s A Gemini 44:35 - No Chill Out Room 47:30 - Hitler’s Aura 52:45 - Just Ignore Him Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
July 2 · 52 min
Italy’s Greatest Weapon Is Surrender | Monty vs Rommel (Part 2/4)
We've waited twenty years to finish this boardgame. Monty & Rommel (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Charlie’s Hiccup 03:33 - The Autistic Boardgame 09:48 - I Stood Up 17:06 - The Baby Fox 21:16 - Operation Sunflower 26:13 - New Errol Clip! 32:29 -It Was A Different Time 37:35 - A Load Of Sand 42:34 - The Panty Division Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 29 · 1 hr
Nazis Are No Match For Knobbly Knees | Monty vs Rommel (Part 1/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Introducing Monty & Rommel, the original big short wearers. Monty & Rommel (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Tan Mogging 04:27 - Get The Knees Out 08:04 - Hammering Kippers 11:30 - He’s Up For It 15:58 - The Height Of Bush 21:40 - Spreading Misinformation 26:52 - Logistical Nightmare 32:14 - Long Road To Stanton 35:25 - The Escort Battalion 38:34 - Baby Jane 42:36 - Feels Rushed 47:37 - It Was Reckless Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 25 · 56 min
Cuckolded by Mr Tumble | Claudius (Part 2)
Tumble's had a rumble in the jungle! Claudius (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The Nonce Cuck 04:23 - Enter Brave Salmon 07:28 - Prophet Mohammed Superstar 12:09 - Ancient British Moustaches 14:27 - Beter Bandelson 21:06 - Bonnius Blues 27:16 - Mr Tumble 29:52 - Chads Or Cucks 33:44 - Uno Reverse 37:31 - Gandhi-ing It 42:34 - Pick A Team 47:03 - Hisslapped Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 22 · 55 min
Not All Roman Emperors Are Visible | Claudius (Part 1)
Nobody Suspects The Disabled Emperor! Claudius (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Lights Out, Night Night 04:35 - Iraqus 10:44 - The First Phrenology 15:05 - Fuckus! 18:56 - He’s Clapped 22:36 - Grow Up! 29:39 - Eamonn Holmes 33:41 - Stephen Hornkins 37:14 - Ben Dover 46:13 - Woofus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 18 · 1 hr 5 min
Hanging Out The Blatter it | The History of The World Cup (Part 4/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠⁠ Introducing Chuck Blazer, the man so bad he's good. The World Cup (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Hanging Out The Back Of It 05:25 - You May Think So 12:57 - I Am Gay 18:07 - GOAL! 23:00 - Motty Doesn’t Do Chunkies 25:24 - Chuck Blazer 31:43 - Grumpikins Be Grumpikinin 36:48 - Waka Waka 41:01 - Clegmania 44:39 - United Passions 49:40 - Modern Slavery 54:34 - I’m An Ally Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 15 · 1 hr 1 min
First Port Stanley, Now This?? (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 3/4)
Welcome to the weird world of drug testing. The World Cup (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Time Wasting 04:30 - Keep Your Head Above The Shit 08:33 - The Merchant Of Death 13:21 - Can A Man Not Change? 15:59 - Male Mental Health 21:21 - Pope’s Bathroom 25:50 - Port Stanley 32:36 - Wind It Down 37:18 - Farcing Hell Mate 42:19 - Bad Egg 46:17 - Red Rag To A Bull 53:02 - And It’s Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 11 · 1 hr 9 min
Pickles The Dog Didn’t Kill Himself (with The Upshot!) | The History of The World Cup (Part 2/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ This is the official review for the biggest bums in football. The World Cup (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Banned From Fortnite 04:43 - You’ve Ruined it 09:40 - Everyone’s Furious 15:50 - Shagging Every Moving Thing 20:59 - Vin Laden 23:36 - Brazil’s Hiroshima 27:13 - Japan’s Arse 32:28 - IQ of 70 38:37 - Pickles Knew Too Much 43:07 - They’re Animals 49:21 - Meat And Potatoes 54:06 - Soccer Aid Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 8 · 58 min
Fascist Eurovision | The History of The World Cup (Part 1/4)
Was Hitler Any Good At Keepy Uppies? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ 00:00 - A Mad Frenchman 04:19 - Working Class Phrenology 07:42 - Raygun 14:44 - Harry Styles 20:48 - The Maimed One 25:16 - Today, I Am Fascist 30:27 - Full Body Cast 34:52 - I Am Corrupt 38:29 - Heavy Impact Sub 42:57 - Meow! 45:41 - It’s Binary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 4 · 1 hr
Why I’m No Longer Talking To Black People About Race (With We Saw That)| The White Slave Trade (Part 2)
Free The Data Scientists. The White Slave Trade (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - A Racial Question Time 04:25 - Gay Banter 11:37 - New York! 19:20 -The White Cosby 26:58 - White Gospel 30:42 - I’m Against It 36:48 - He Reinvented Himself 40:30 - Huw Edwards 47:01 - It’s Been Happening 51:23 - White Privilege Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
June 1 · 1 hr 3 min
The Dickless-Accountant Industrial Complex | The White Slave Trade (Part 1)
Why Do White People Always Want To Chop Their Knobs Off? The White Slave Trade (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - The First Idea 07:08 - Real Non Verbal Stuff 11:05 - Racist Magician 18:00 - Enforced Non-Binaryism 21:18 - Give Me My Balls Back! 25:36 - The Bee Gees 30:20 - First Turkish Hairline 39:12 - Charlie’s Language 46:35 - Grok Is Errol Musk 51:24 - Confronting The Oppressor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 28 · 56 min
Protestcaust | The Reformation (Part 4/4)
Peppa Pig’s Doing Poppers In Berlin. The Reformation (Part Four) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Eat, Pray Ignore Your Wife 05:11 - Am I Gay Or Not 08:27 - The One Sky Policy 12:19 - Spanish Protestants 17:35 - Girl Who Cried Whenever 25:03 - My Fat Guy 33:07 - It’s A Trap! 36:30 - Element Of Gay 39:33 - Farage’s Origin Story 43:52 - Charlie.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 25 · 54 min
Calvin Goes Acoustic | The Reformation (Part 3/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Thou Shalt Commit Adultery. The Reformation (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - He Is The Architect 04:54 - Boom AI 10:01 - It’s Their Harvest 14:29 - Men Love Stats 18:57 - He’s A White Slave 25:56 - Knox Is Immodium 29:11 - The First Emo 36:47 - Awooo! 40:30 - The Worst Bible 44:09 - We’re All Jackie Weaver Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices