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Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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  • Yesterday · 49 min

    Golden Grahams Are For Satanists | “A Dingo Ate My Baby!” (Part 1)

    She was so fit, she must have killed her baby. "A Dingo Ate My Baby!” (Part 1) For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Chapters: 00:00 Australian History 08:12 Golden Nuggets 11:58 What is a Dingo? 19:08 Where’s the Baby Love? 25:19 Peel it like an Orange 31:49 Strutting into the Court Room 38:05 Tough on Tourism 41:56 A Second Inquest Has Hit Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • Thursday · 54 min

    Shakespearian Diarrhoea & The Original Operation Yewtree | Agincourt (Part 2)

    Once more unto the bog dear friends Agincourt (Part 2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 Ladies, Get Your Spare Pants Ready 05:53 The Power of Dan Snow's Hog 12:46 Britain Stands Alone 18:43 Sticks AND Stones 21:52 Lethal Diarrhoea 24:47 Burning Bridges 29:21 Chasing The Cheese 34:11 St Crispin’s Day 41:04 Fatal Funnel For French Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • November 2 · 56 min

    The War of The Noses | Agincourt (Part 1)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that goes down a on widow with me Shall be my brother. Agincourt (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 God Fearing Erection 08:01 Give Succor to Widows 12:44 Too Many Sons 18:28 Henry V 21:57 The Only Welsh History 25:21 Where is the Dopamine? 28:38 Clarkson’s Skin Care Routine 35:43 Mentally Ill French King 43:42 Least Horny French Woman 48:26 Medieval Rage Bait Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 30 · 47 min

    Russian Humour Is Pushing People Into Canals | Stalin: Yalta & Last Days (Part 5)

    Communist or capitalist, we all just want to be at home watching TV. Stalin: Yalta & Last Days (Part 5) Chapters: 00:00 - Yalta Conference 05:11 - Stalin is Aura Farming 10:32 - Potsdam: Where are the boys? 14:51 - Gold Medal Syndrome 19:08 - Stalin’s Dinner Parties 22:08 - Prank patrol 25:07 - Stalin’s film club 30:55 - Doctors Plot 34:03 - Bring back embalming! 37:23 - Summing up Stalin Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 29 · 59 min

    Hitler’s Jet Fuel Melts Stalin’s Beams | Stalin: Barbarossa (Part 4)

    Hitler gets the ick and breaks Stalin’s heart with Operation Barbarossa Stalin: Barbarossa (Part 4) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters; 00:00 - It’s an extender! 04:53 - molotov-ribbentrop pact 10:03 - Male bonding 13:50 - Stalin giving Hitler the ick 17:06 - The Winter War 20:24 - Smug Sniper 24:54 - Ronaldo 9/11 29:44 - Operation Barbarossa 34:17 - Pumped and Dumped 37:42 - Victory against Micromanagement 40:30 - Jihadi Dog 41:20 - Stalingrad 47:17 - Pubestache 50:13 - Operation Uranus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 26 · 59 min

    Holodomybeer | Stalin: Show Trials & Killing Trotsky (Part 3)

    Grab your nachos and pick axe, it’s time to take down Trotsky. Stalin: Show Trials & Killing Trotsky (Part 3) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters; 00:00 - The Great Terror 05:08 - Red Flags everywhere 09:28 - Eliminating the Pret Class 15:26 - Peas in a purge 20:52 - Scum, Prostitute, deserves it 28:11 - Dry execution 32:20 - Who’s that for? 34:47 - Tying up the loose ends 40:50 - Where are your nachos? 47:44 - Burnham-Gvir pact Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 22 · 55 min

    Human Rights Are Red Tape | Stalin: Famine (Part 2)

    Stalin Eliminates Clarkson and sends Caleb to the Gulag Stalin: Famine (Part 2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters; 00:00 - Man-made Famine 06:01 - Manifesting Industrialisation 10:41 - Charlies Gulag 13:29 - U-grain? Ukraine 17:45 - eliminating Caleb and Clarkson 23:52 - Human life is too important 26:04 - Collectivisation 29:00 - We’ve over done it 34:48 - Everyone is Albert Fish 36:36 - Cheer up love 40:23 - What I don’t eat in a day 46:35 - Things can only get better Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 19 · 1 hr 4 min

    A Lager Boy In A Sea of Hobgoblins | Stalin: Rise to Power (Part 1)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Order your Christmas crackers at comedycrackers.co.uk/FVH Clear your schedule and hang on to your prostates, its Stalin fortnight! Kicking it off with Stalin’s early life in Georgia, yes please, mah wife. Stalin: Rise to Power (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Russo-clusterfuck 10:58 - Yes please, mah wife 16:31 - Crazy Beso 22:49 - Industrial Capitalism (Timpsons) 25:34 - Kitchen sink Borat 29:39 - Stalin Allardyce 33:20 - I forgot my coat 39:05 - He loves Wolves 42:14 - Trotsky the Hob goblin 46:10 - RED ARMY 49:43 - Lenin is pussy whipped 53:57 - Russel branding it Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 15 · 1 hr 4 min

    Standing On The Shoulders Of Mengele | The History of Medicine (Part 2)

    Strap in, we’re on course to planet phronologos. The History Of Medicine (Part 2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - It’s A Refuge 05:27 - You need Balls 09:21 - The In House Phrenologist 13:44 - Smoking Arse 18:15 - Trial And Error 22:18 - The Irish Giant 24:48 - Dick N Mix 26:56 - The Worst Surgeon 29:36 - Tin Tin 32:50 - Charlie’s Squeamish 36:07 - He’s An Angel 39:30 - It’s Not A Crime 42:33 - It’s Getting Less Scientific 46:57 - AIDS 54:02 - Dog’s Dinner Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 12 · 59 min

    Libtard Aliens Farming Diabetics For Piss | The History of Medicine (Part 1)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Hexclad. Find your forever cookware @hexclad and get 15% off at www.hexclad.co.uk/FVH ! Offer excludes bundles and other items already on sale. #hexcladpartner #sponsored If it doubt, put a dock leaf on it. The History Of Medicine (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is also brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Women In Stem 02:35 - Dock Leaves 07:00 - He’s Completely F*cked 11:15 - The First Cold 15:01 - Faeces (Other) 17:52 - Sperm, Poo, Vagina 22:42 - The Shipman Amendment 24:55 - The Diabetic Harvest 28:25 - Enough Is Enough 30:23 - Woo Woo Stuff 34:14 - Bryan Johnson 37:48 - Chinese Medicine 44:14 - Miracle Village 48:40 - It’s Just Crowd Work Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 8 · 59 min

    Travelling Back In Time To Kill The Wrong Baby Hitler (with Gianmarco Soresi!) | Prohibition (Part 2)

    .. with Gianmarco Soresi! Let’s talk about the birth of modern nightlife. Prohibition (Part 2) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Mussolini The Musical 03:38 - The Wrong Hitler 10:58 - 10 Gooning Street 14:39 - Click Or Snap? 19:05 - Interactive Theatre Experiences 28:03 - Gays Drive Nightlife? 30:04 - Everybody Becomes Cool 34:32 - What A Shame 37:34 - Men’s Mental Health 42:35 - The Sandro Introduction 47:48 - Really Andy? 50:01 - Sparkly McGee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 5 · 53 min

    Beers Don’t Hit Women, Italians Do | Prohibition (Part 1)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh⁠ Welcome to Prohibition: the women are nosy, the children are drunk. Can someone prescribe some whisky? Prohibition (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Scat Man 07:50 - Sitting Duck 10:40 - Surfshark Ad 12:04 - The Siren Call 18:35 - Tom The Tinker 20:57 - Punchbags 25:21 - The Child Drunkard 28:33 - It’s Not A Right 31:58 - The Saloon Smasher 34:58 - All Pints Are Crap 37:05 - The Other Hitler Boy 38:04 - Clueless C*cks Klan 41:46 - Have I Got Booze For You? 43:37 - Weaponised Toe Crushing Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • October 1 · 59 min

    Imagine The Falklands But With Less Going On | Napoleon’s Final Exile (10/10)

    In our final part of our epic Napoleonic Wars series, we find Napoleon fat, smelly and trapped in the house. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Ten) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Go Home 07:34 - Bloodbath 10:10 - Come On Ethel! 14:51 - Too Fat For The Barrel 18:26 - Napileseon Bumsfallenapart 24:23 - Fool’s Mate 29:11 - The Long Game 35:50 - That’s A Furrowed Brow 38:11 - Hitler’s Memoirs 40:09 - Big T*ts 43:50 - Hitler and Napoleon 48:43 - Napoleon’s Penis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 28 · 57 min

    Has There Ever Been A Better Advert For Anusol? | The Battle of Waterloo (9/10)

    Piles and pigs, the two things you didn't know you needed for warfare. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Nine) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Horses, Onions 05:42 - You Had One Job 10:04 - Charlie’s Friend 13:48 - Carjitsu 15:38 - Tough Not Effective 20:49 - Grouchy Is Grumpy 23:12 - Wade In The Water 28:03 - The War Pigs 34:21 - What You On About? 39:25 - Sucks To Be You! 42:35 - Warxiety Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 24 · 1 hr 1 min

    I Don’t Beef Wellington Someone Unless I Really Love Them | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 8/10)

    Once, twice, three times a cuckold.. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Eight) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Paula Hitler 05:56 - Cavalry Is Gay 08:37 - Hold On! 10:53 - Modern Day Cavalry 12:51 - Charlie’s Sleep 18:14 - England Pingland 22:03 - The School Sh*oter 31:25 - bin Laden 39:25 - Gangrene 41:39 - Philip Schofield 45:16 - Beef Wellington Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 21 · 58 min

    Neigh Their Neighm | Napoleon Invades Russia (Part 7/10)

    A huge part of being a general is not giving your army the ick. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Seven) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠⁠here⁠⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Chapters: Chapters:00:00 - Charlie’s Voice Note 01:53 - Meet Me Halfway 05:58 - He’s Portly 07:10 - Scum Of The Earth 08:23 - Did He Die? 12:05 - The French Awoo 15:07 - Can You F*ck It For Me? 17:20 - He Wants A Slapped Wrist 21:18 - Please My Friend 24:53 - BIG ARMY 26:15 - Neigh Their Name 28:00 - Onions 30:53 - Charlie’s Russia 33:39 - Boradingdong 38:10 - In The Bin 40:40 - You Ruined It!! 44:13 -The Vibes Are Bad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 17 · 1 hr 1 min

    Napoleonic Warfare is Rock Paper Scissors | Austerlitz & The Peninsular War (Part 6/10)

    Napoleon is back, desperate for an heir and is good because he just is, alright! The Napoleonic Wars (Part Six) Get Fin's book in audio form ⁠here⁠! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠ The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Rock Paper Scissors 05:44 - Charlie’s Breakfast 10:04 - He Just Is! 12:06 - Ding, Meet Dong 17:45 -The blackout 21:24 - Am I A Good Boss? 24:50 - I’m So Hard 32:51 - AWOO! 35:06 - Self Defenestration! 38:33 - Spawn Mogging 44:38 - We Love An Enquiry 48:20 - I Know What You Mean Brother 52:54 - Bumfirk Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 14 · 56 min

    9/11 at 3 miles an hour | The Battle of Trafalgar (Part 5/10)

    This was the best day to be a shark. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Five) Get Fin's book in audio form here! This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: Chapters: 00:00 - Britain Stands Alone 04:43 - Hold Your Breath 09:47 - Test Cricket Benny Hill 13:30 - He’s Gonna Get Me! 17:45 - Stephen Hawking 24:02 - SpitRake 30:21 - Sunday Buttplug 33:47 - The Tire Change 39:46 - Bucket List Stuff 42:06 - Gutted Mate Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 10 · 1 hr 3 min

    We’re All Cucks, But Some Of Us Never Found the Right Chair | The Napoleonic Wars (Part 4/10)

    There’s a cuck inside us all. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Four) This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - It’s Dad’s Night 03:24 - Intellectual Slaggery 10:23 - A Proud Cuck 16:24 - The Devils Threesome 19:38 - Rock And A Hard Place 23:21 - Drinking The River Nile 27:28 - The Signet Ring 31:50 - Stuck In A Portaloo 39:22 - Crayfish Picking 46:26 - Charlie’s Lizard 48:56 - Finleonic Code 52:33 - Gavin Plumb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

  • September 7 · 55 min

    When Phone-Tapping Was Honourable | The Battle of The Nile (Part 3/10)

    This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh⁠⁠ ⁠You Cannot Rob A Bossman. The Napoleonic Wars (Part Three). The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - They Bodied 02:44 - Auto Erotic Hum Actually 05:46 - Sacre Blut 10:08 - Chinese Security Guard 17:10 - Did You Know That? 20:02 - Adrian Chiles 24:03 - Never Rob A Bossman 27:53 - Biscuits 31:04 - Bust For Your Country 37:19 - 18th Century 9/11 41:17 - Blinded By Greatness Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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