Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

For people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

Join comedians Fin Taylor and Horatio Gould as they guess/explain every event in human history, from Neanderthals to 9/11.

Guaranteed to give you an entirely new and incorrect perspective on world events.

Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor

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173 episodes
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March 19 · 53 min
Panenka-Assassinations and A Mid Range Hotel | Idi Amin (Part 4/4)
Uncle Jaffa, Malala & Antony Gangbang walk into a bar.. welcome to the final part of our epic Idi Amin series. Idi Amin (Part 4) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Real Thick People Shit 07:50 - Printing Money? 12:17 - Antony Gangbang 17:42 - Charlie’s Mortgage 26:10 - Malala’s Hitler Tash 29:21 - Penenka Assassination 34:12 - Ginger Airfryer 36:46 - Uncle Jaffa 40:37 - Hitler in Brazil 45:12 - Bloodsucking Leeches Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 16 · 54 min
Is This Elderly Hostage the J.O.A.T ? | Idi Amin (Part 3/4)
Life is a Rustler's burger, you’ve just gotta ride it. Idi Amin (Part 3) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh Chapters: 00:00 - Idi in Mecca 06:45 - La La La La La 15:21 - Microwavable Beef 20:29 - Fin’s Mukbang 27:31 - Charlie’s Sex Club 33:42 - Oh Shucks! 40:27 - The Woody Allen Death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 12 · 1 hr 2 min
I Have A Dream (That You Should All F*ck Off) | Idi Amin (Part 2/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh How is Idi Amin responsible for Brat Summer? Idi Amin (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Idi Be Shoppin 06:10 - Special Training 10:34 - Did Nixon Have A Big Knob? 17:22 - Canadian Dead Lift 24:49 - Big Daddy 33:52 - I’ve Had A Dream 41:52 - Mash! Mash! 45:43 - Brat Summer 49:30 - Assassin John Snow 56:58- Half A Coffee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 9 · 1 hr 6 min
A Human Lasagna Left Out In The Sun | Idi Amin (Part 1/4)
Introducing Idi Amin - the man loved oranges, Gadaffi, and crime. Idi Amin (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - Eat Da Poo Poo 06:51 - You Can’t Circumcise Women 10:54 - How Many 7 Year Olds? 17:43 - Idi’s Telling Fibs 21:41 - Choppy Choppy 26:41 - Bum Beer Bottle 30:54 - Long Road To Suez 35:59 - Africa Core 40:35 - Girl Dinner! 44:45 - Making Memories 48:06 - Ten Teenagers! 53:16 - Money Moving In De Air 59:21 - Give A Man A Funeral Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 6 · 1 hr 6 min
A Bad Wicket to Bat First On (with Al Murray!) | The Blitz (Part 3)
Petition to rename The Blitz to “A Burglar’s Dream”. Al Murray joins us to conclude this epic series. The Battle of Britain (Part Three) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 - The Alternative History 05:09 - Not A Black Up! 10:58 - Shoutout to Mandelson 14:07 - The Populist Thicko 17:10 - The National Sport Of Paedophiles 23:02 - Two Rutting Stags 26:12 - Fin’s German Shit 29:40 - Never Ration Beer 33:50 - Beckham Free Kick 37:20 - Freddie Piles 41:30 - Cancelled In Hamburg 50:31 - Saville Windfall Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 5 · 1 hr 6 min
Messerschmitts Were Not ULEZ Compliant (with Al Murray!) | The Battle of Britain (Part 2)
This one goes out to all our war lovers. Featuring special guest Al Murray - The Pub Landlord himself! The Battle of Britain (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon. ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters 00:00 - Fat Russell Crowe 06:45 - Hitler’s Little Jig 09:40 - The Fat Man 12:03 - Big Green Egg 16:38 - World Cup Summer 22:48 - Dicampo Prevails 26:13 - The French Are Dogshit! 33:09 - Miss Shilling’s Orifice 41:37 - The September Holocaust 47:46 - Park’s Punted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
March 2 · 1 hr
Every Führer Needs A Fat Best Friend | Hermann Göring & The Luftwaffe (Part 1)
Hitler, Himmler and Göring - did someone say dream blunt rotation? The Battle of Britain (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - The Gluttonous Nazi 05:34 - Fat Upper Pussy Area 08:30 - Epstein’s Aura Farm 14:26 - A Large Porkfolio 17:17 - The Enemy Within 23:53 - We’re A Community! 26:50 - Nazi Prayer Beads 29:11 - Bad Day To Be A Beer 32:12 - Hitler’s Your Best Man 38:53- Down Syndrome Nazi 44:53 - Warphine 51:38 - Nazi’s In Paris Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 26 · 1 hr 1 min
Manic Pixie Dream Goebbels | Sigmund Freud & The Birth of Psychology (Part 2)
Where there are autism allegations, there are strange horny men. Are we all masking in the ADHD revolution? The History of Psychology (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 23 · 1 hr 7 min
Wearing Your Dad’s Suit To Chat Up Your Mum | Sigmund Freud & The Birth of Psychology (Part 1)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠https://surfshark.com/fvh From your mum’s tits to sexy pig noses – welcome to the worst dinner party of your life. The History of Psychology (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor⁠⁠ Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - The Fruitiest Time 04:08 - Horny Or Hungry? 09:48 - I’m Black Bile 13:51 - Sexy Pig Nose 21:16 - Is That Science? 23:30 - My First Douche 26:25 - Nonce Magician 29:55 - Charlie’s Balls 37:52 - The Sarcastic Breastfeeder 42:41 - Oedipum 48:41 - Freud Is A Bore 53:00 - Suck Your Mum’s Tits 56:29 - Weird Therapy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 19 · 52 min
Going Dubai with @MarkAnthonyFitness | Cleopatra (Part 2)
Cleopatra actually lived closer in time to the invention of paintball than the building of the pyramids. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters; 00:00 - Hold Your Pum Back 05:33 - Mark Antony Fitness 12:13 - Paedophile Time 15:03 - What’s Wrong Lager Boy? 17:51 - Warhammer Troll 20:36 - The Only Way Is Egypt 23:45 - Boring Joan Of Arc 26:48 - The Poison Botherer 32:09 - Location Location Location 36:54 - Snake Milker 40: 51 - Top 10 Women 43:32 - Cleofatra Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 16 · 1 hr
The Ancient World’s Jeremy Kyle | Cleopatra (Part 1)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at ⁠surfshark.com/fvh The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon patreon.com/fintaylor Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store⁠ Chapters: 00:00 - Long Road To Truss 04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding 09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas 13:24 - Sixty Nine 19:45 - Horatio The Feminist 23:18 - Oh Come On Mate 27:11 - Post Coital Disgust 31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman 34:56 - Puddle Of Cum 37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon 40:44 - DIY SOS 43:49 - I Live For The Week 48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 12 · 58 min
The Juice gets Juiced (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 4/4)
After his trial, OJ does what any innocent man would do - commit a felony. The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Horatio finds God 05:39: Judge Penis Pump 09:19: 52 card pickup 14:12: He’s Rachel Dolezal’d himself 17:12: The Ruby Wax Prank! 20:43: White Mexico 22:51: Bin Laden’s parking ticket 25:01: You’ve been juiced 27:22: More tab than book 32:18: One less witness! 36:28: I’m stopping now! 42:14: OJ’s Eras Tour 46:05: Nepo Drag Baby 49:48: Hey Twitter World Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 9 · 1 hr
No N-Word November (with Red Richardson!) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 3/4)
Hey Twitter World! It's time for OJ’s trial. OJ Simpson (Part 3) Link to our merch here: ⁠fumblerooskiproductions.com/store The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The Charming Thicko 04:56: OJ’s cameo 09:44: Wagwan White Lady 12:37: The American Noel Edmunds 16:03: No N Word November 20:03: It was a prank! 25:55: He’s been framed 29:57: OJ hates black people 32:53: Prison nurse! 36:54: The glove debacle 41:47: The Epstein Conspiracy 45:42: If I said it 50:13: Pakistani hair (from the back) 54:01: Moving to the swamp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 5 · 53 min
L.A.P.D (The Los Angeles Phrenology Department) | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 2/4)
The juice is loose, with nothing but a gun and a fake goatee for company. OJ Simpson (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
February 2 · 57 min
OJ, Nicole, and Ron Place Ron Time | The People vs O.J. Simpson (Part 1/4)
This episode of Fin vs History is brought to you by Surfshark and Frive. Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon code FVH for an extra 4 months at surfshark.com/fvh Go to frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠⁠patreon.com/fintaylor⁠ Link to our merch here: fumblerooskiproductions.com/store Chapters: 00:00: Nine Inch Knob 04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens 07:10: Cunning And Thick 13:24: NFL bollocks 17:55: Blinfluencer 21:35: Charlie’s Fantasy 24:46: Bodypumping 28:28: White Appropriation 34:10: The Father’s Burden 37:27: Is gay contagious? 41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence 43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan 46:20: Can I Have Some Friends? 50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
January 29 · 57 min
White Slavery, Victorian ISIS and The Big Bunda Tree | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 2)
Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys. General Gordon (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Charitable paedophile 05:50: The great boy lover 10:05: A chinese fez 15:22: World’s fattest woman 18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile 23:51: The bad slaves 26:03: Bunda tree 29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins 33:56: Let’s send Beckham 36:52: Sonic orgasm chair 39:01: Filibustering the nile 44:17: lsis be isising 46:32: One all Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
January 26 · 53 min
A Non-Offending Homosexual | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 1)
This episode is brought to you by Frive. Go to Frive.co.uk/fvh to get 45% off your first box. Introducing General Gordon: where there is war, there is a closeted gay man. General Gordon (Part One) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: The British Anthony Bourdain 04:55: Put your twat away 07:40: The diarrhea years 11:17: Imperial pomp 14:13: Greek Harvey Price 16:51: Walkies! 20:35: Konnichibosh 24:47: Ching & Chong dynasty 29:05: Physical anglophobia 33:47: Spanking Chinese Botties 36:19: Spank the gentle parent 39:30: All the wangs 43:35: Two chebs & a cheeb Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
January 22 · 49 min
McHaggis Atta and The Hunt For Butcher’s Bin Laden | William Wallace (Part 2)
Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Battle of Shit Bridge 04:24: Beard to Beard 08:07: Shit time to be a horse 12:46: Belly button bhindi 14:56: The English 9/11 17:38: A slur for the English 20:51: Death of Andy Murray 25:31: Crossbow to the cock 30:39: A non binary executioner 35:37: The David Brent of Scotland 41:55: Scottish voudou Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
January 19 · 48 min
Which Came First: The Toilet or The Deep Fried Roast Dinner? | William Wallace (Part 1)
Secure your privacy with Surfshark! Enter coupon FVH for an extra 4 months at https://surfshark.com/fvh William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11? William Wallace (Part 1) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Scottish Epstein 05:52: Medieval dildos 08:31: Porridge and death 10:32: The Great High Five 14:35: Fishing for Sturgeon 17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum 23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda 27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 30:26: Scone Scoffing 33:16: Fin’s too horny 38:06: Deep fried roast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
January 15 · 53 min
A Voodoo Schizophrenic Molesting Himself | Papa Doc: Haitian Dictator (Part 2)
Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 05:33 – Burgatory 09:59 – Just Poo it 12:34 – Papa for life   15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 17:35 – International law can F*ck off 21:10 – The stinking sixties 22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 25:40 – Bathtime 28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 36:43 – Public executions on Dave    38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 42:03 – Scores on the doors 44:45 – Molesting yourself     Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices