Watts Your Safepod

Watts The Safeword Inc

The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

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299 episodes
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Jan 10, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
Honey Scams Honeypotting and MAL
From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last year and our kinky resolutions
Jan 3, 2025 · 56 min
Sexiest Things of 2024 and NEW YEARS Resolutions
From top sex toys, to top sexy movies to things we're going to leave in 2024. HAPPY NEW QUEER EVERYONE! And welcome to the new year full of new fun sexy things. Today's pod covers all our favorite sexy things from last year and our kinky resolutions
Dec 27, 2024 · 56 min
Top 10 Relationship Problems In 2024
From boner issues to lack of today’s word: COMMUNICATION!!!! What are the most googled issues that face “most” relationships? Is it kink related? Is it about exploring? Or do people just suck at making commitments. And WHATS UP WITH DARKLANDS!?!
Dec 21, 2024 · 58 min
Sex Workers React To Lily Phillips 100 Dicks Documentary
From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you go... huh!?!?!?!!?!?
Dec 13, 2024 · 58 min
Creepy Kinky Christmas Krampussy Traditions
From Kinky Krampus and Monster Fucking to little poop statues, what are some of the sexiest, or just silliest traditions in other countries that also make us go, huh? Also kinky hookup stories that will also make you go... huh!?!?!?!!?!?
Dec 6, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
Kinkiest Christmas Idea Guide!
It's beginning to look a lot like capitalism, and this week we're unsure what to get each other, so we're giving ideas of what you can buy a kinky loved one, or just talking about our favorite tools of the kinky variety of late! Happy holigays and OMG WICKED!!!!
Nov 29, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
Hole for the Holidays
Happy thanksgiving and here's hoping you get properly stuffed this holiday season. Whether heading home or staying home because family is rough, we hope your trees get hung! This week we discuss families, daddy getting back from Hawaii and the future!
Nov 22, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
The Hardest Part Of Sex Work!
Its time for another sex work advice episode! From what sex work looks like going forward to how to setup collaborations to WICKEDLY talented friends turned lovers on screen. Why is porn how it is? All these questions and more with Daddy and Amp this week!
Nov 15, 2024 · 1 hr 3 min
The Himbo SUBSTANCE w/Sampson
From GOGO Himbos to substances to THE SUBSTANCE and body image in the queer community. Our favorite himbo editor is back baby and ready to get your giggle boxes going, ITS SAMPSON and he wants to poke you... with information!!
Nov 8, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
Is America the Asshole? Or A Mess?
America has lots of problems around sex, porn project 2025 and more, but beyond our reactions and creating space to just exist, lets talk about the end of our Palm Springs trip and how many assholes we got to get to know!
Nov 1, 2024 · 52 min
Locktober Ending and Leather Pride in Palm Springs
Palm Springs has us leathered up this week for PRIDE! Specificaly leather pride, but we will also be staying an extra week for normal pride. From chastity to cigar parties to some live tapings, it's time to take a load off and relax.
Oct 25, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
Rubber Drones, Hypno Dogs and the MIR Contest
I dont know why people like co-opting kink things to "make them more acceptable" BUT PLEASE STOP! From locktober bros to recreating the hanky code for minors... we are about to explode. This week's pod give s updates on locktober for us and others, as well as talking about some hanky code goings ons
Oct 18, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
STOP CO-OPTING THE HANKY CODE For Kids!
I dont know why people like co-opting kink things to "make them more acceptable" BUT PLEASE STOP! From locktober bros to recreating the hanky code for minors... we are about to explode. This week's pod give s updates on locktober for us and others, as well as talking about some hanky code goings ons
Oct 11, 2024 · 1 hr
TikTok Co-Opts Locktober and Chastity Tips
From tiktok trends gone wrong, to LOCKTOBER week one down to the misuse of kinky bdsm terms by straight vanilla people. When does gatekeeping need to be re-implemented for kink stuff? Also HAPPY WEEK ONE OF LOCKTOBER YOURE DOING SO WELL!
Oct 4, 2024 · 47 min
Folsom Flops, Losing Locktober Locks and getting BOSSy
We came, we saw, we Folsomed! But quickly we are shifting gears to LOCKTOBER! Hows it started and what shenenigans did we get into for Folsom. From fair to sex party, this is a sexy retelling of FOLSOM!
Sep 27, 2024 · 1 hr 7 min
Why We’re Skipping Folsom and Kink In Public Problems
Awkward gym showers with cruising gays, people engaging in kinking in public, and the excitement of preparing for the Folsom festival happening this week. this week’s podcast is all about kink events but also an open discussion about the reasons why we're skipping Folsom this year.
Sep 21, 2024 · 1 hr 7 min
Corn Fed Boys and Nebraska Mind Melding
We're BACK FROM NEBRASKA FETISH WEEKEND! This is our first time too (kinda)! From mind melding to teaching classes to dealing with bachelorette parties. It was sexy, sunny and always funny!
Sep 13, 2024 · 1 hr 8 min
The ETSY Kink Ban and TMI
Recently Etsy enacted a kink and adult material ban, which of course we're all but familiar with on other websites, but what does that mean for ETSY sellers? That, TMI questions and general quirkyness. SEE YOU SOON NEBRASKA!
Sep 6, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
Demure Daddy Doggy and Porn Film Fests
This week is a part two of daddy holding up his bargain and TPE dynamic by being a good boy! From Porn film fests with Kermit the frog, and trying to be demure and discreet while still serving kink. What do you think of his outfit?
Aug 30, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
STUCK ALL DAY IN A GIMP SUIT - Total Power Exchange Pod TPE
What is a TPE dynamic all about? How do you get into one and how do you manage the reality versus the fantasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY, why is Mr KRistofer stuck in a gimp suit for an entire day? All these questions and more in today’s TOTAL POWER EXCHANGE PODCAST!