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Watts Your Safepod

Watts The Safeword Inc

The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

  • 299 episodes
  • Updated Friday
  • Explicit

Episodes299

  • Jun 6, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min

    IML PRIDE JUMBO CAST! Should you Go To IML?

    HAPPY PRIDE you guys, gals and non binary pals! We took last week off cause Amp couldn't speak, literally gagged from a chest cold, but we're feeling better and back at it. So please enjoy this EXTRA THICK pod all about pride, but mostly about IML.

  • May 23, 2025 · 59 min

    Sinners and sAInts and Vampire Kinks

    It's IML time, but first, we had a busy week of finally seeing SINNERS. We dive into how sexy vampires are and how AI dating app bots are starting to take over. Also how do you cleanout for butt stuff?

  • May 16, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Serving Dommy Mommy To The DMV Realmess

    This week we drove our families crazy... literally. While also serving motherday realmess as we talk about who we'd like to give the tips. Happy belated Dommy Mommy day to all the moms!

  • May 9, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Police Raiding Gay Bars and Smoking out AI Porn

    This week, Daddy is feeling a bit under the weather, but that's not entirely Smokeout's fault in this situation. Today’s pod goes from indulging in smoking cigars to engaging in interesting discussions about AI-generated adult content, including the ethical implications of AI Porn.

  • May 2, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

    Getting QUINKY with Mr. Pierre Fashion and Moxy Rose

    From gear crafting experts to creating new kinky platforms for sex workers, crafters, content and otherwise kinky nerds... today we're sitting down with Mr Pierre Fashion and Moxie Rose from QUINKY! Enjoy this quirky quinky quaint chat about everything from sex ed to creating kink gear!

  • Apr 25, 2025 · 57 min

    Rubber Hunky Jesus's's Finally Came!

    This week's pod is all about the SF RUBBER contest, Easter in Berlin as well as the HUNKY JESUS's's's's's contest. Daddy's back and jet lagged as ever but we still had a lot of fun catching up on hunky daddy Jesus fun!

  • Apr 18, 2025 · 1 hr

    Cucked By My Taxes in my Human Dog Bed

    Have you ever tried to get a booty call from a hot Daddy while doing your taxes from your new dog bed for humans? Just me? For another week with Daddy in London and just trying to have fun sexy times but getting catfished by himself?

  • Apr 11, 2025 · 58 min

    Asexual Hypnotists Vs JK (Moldy Brain) Rowling

    Sampson's back for another pod while Daddy is in London, which means all the shenanigans. From International day of Asexuality to Gay Japan trips to what the heck is reverse discrimination and why is it going to the supreme court?! All this and more in today's THICK podcast.

  • Apr 4, 2025 · 47 min

    The Last Shoot In the Watts Studio

    Lets take a trip down memory lane of the space that’s probably filmed the most porn, but also the most sex ed content in the world! Complete with an old tour of the studio space where we shot a huge amount of Watts The Safeword content over the last 5 years. The End of an Era.

  • Mar 28, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min

    We're Not Breaking Up. And Severancing our Brains to Come Handsfree?

    Some of yall thought we were breaking up. But we are wild for Severance and are curious, would you sever your brain for amazing sex? Others wanted tips on coming handsfree coming. AND while nobody asked for the reddit story about ponyplay, we told it anyways! Another week another wild storytelling!

  • Mar 21, 2025 · 58 min

    Popper Bans and Lego Pro Dommes

    From the FDA to the Lego Werewolf Masochism stories. This week's pod is all about our weekend sex parties and shenanigans including but not limited to: Lego domination, werewolves, Amanda Lepore, vomming and St Patty's Day~! What a wild week it's been.

  • Mar 14, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    Daddy Collared and Demisexual Kinksters

    From OUR SHOW WINNING AN AWARD, to chastity devices getting stuck before travel security to GOING TO DARKLANDS FEST!!! Today's pod is an eventful one and a reminder why you always have a spare chastity key on hand...

  • Mar 7, 2025 · 1 hr 18 min

    Our DARKLANDS Award Winning Podcast

    From OUR SHOW WINNING AN AWARD, to chastity devices getting stuck before travel security to GOING TO DARKLANDS FEST!!! Today's pod is an eventful one and a reminder why you always have a spare chastity key on hand...

  • Feb 28, 2025 · 57 min

    How To Prep For Big Sex Conventions - Darklands 2025

    From anxiety to how you should dress to how to budget! Do you pack the shower shot? Imodium? Lube? And what even is a sex convention about anyways!?! This week we do another deep dive into how we prep for events like Darklands! Its convention time!

  • Feb 21, 2025 · 1 hr

    Project 2025’s Banning of Porn - W/Mike Stabile

    This week's pod is very fun, but then very political, but then very important. From project 2025, to porn, to sex work in the future to protecting yourself and your kinky lives. Mike is an absolute gem, we have fun, a good and laugh, but talk very seriously about what might happen to LGBTQ lifestyle

  • Feb 14, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min

    Birthday Borat Bathhouse Special

    From Borat bathing suits to birthday Q and A's. Amp is older and we should talk about that, but also answer all your burning questions about getting to 35, being an aging kinkster in an ever changing ecosystem and how kink changes.

  • Feb 7, 2025 · 55 min

    Grammy Gags and Chekhov's Pussy Pistol

    The Grammy gags, Gaga, Beyonce Chappell Roan and crotch grabs galore! That and we talk philosphy kind of? DADDY IS BACK BABBYYYYYYY!!! So nice to be in the same room this week for Amp's Birthday!

  • Jan 31, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

    Porn Permabans Incoming and Soapy Piss Parties

    Today we have another London world encompassing pod. We cover some politics updates on executive orders, want to make space for some laughs, discuss the best parts (and sexy times) in London for Daddy, and talk about multiple hands free coming sessions Amp enjoyed this week.

  • Jan 24, 2025 · 1 hr 7 min

    Silicone Suits in London and Tom of Finland Fiasco Update

    Daddy is off in London, attneding fetish fairs, teaching classes on social media and galavanting the globe in silicone! That and a small update about Tom of Finland has us making the most of this stressful week. We're here, we see you, we are holding space for a few laughs and serious talks.

  • Jan 17, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Maga Come and MAL Judge Drama

    MAL or Mid-Atlantic Leather is a huge leather and kink weekend and one of our favorite social events! From maga roleplayers on sniffies to pissing in diapers, it was quite the weekend of leather, lace, kink and spaaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee! Did you go? Did you have fun?