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Watts Your Safepod

Watts The Safeword Inc

The podcast that's got a few kinks! Watts Your Safeword is hosted by Amp Somers and Mr Kristofer. It's a show about breaking down stigmas, answering questions and sometimes getting very off topic! We try our best to make sex less scary for the people of the internet!

  • 299 episodes
  • Updated Friday
  • Explicit

Episodes299

  • Oct 24, 2025 · 59 min

    Getting Brainwashed and Rubbery at MIR!

    And the winner is... EVERYONE! This week we talk puppies, furrys and diapers, OH MY! Daddy and Amp are off to another eventful event, this week MIR! The big International Rubber convention that is not to be missed. We had a blast and stretch watching the most impactful!

  • Oct 17, 2025 · 59 min

    How to Become A Throat Goat!

    I can have it all, big or small, make it hit the wall, WE’RE THE THROAT GOATS! From best practices to secret techniques to deep throat! Also pissing while practicing locktober lessons with Daddy Kristofer. Happy locktober week 2!

  • Oct 10, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Chastity Hot Takes and Locktober Week 1

    Cages should be only worn by tops! Smaller isn't always better! Chastity is only chastity when you need to get out! All these hot takes and more as we discuss our favorite and least favorite parts about chastity. Happy first week of locktober!

  • Oct 3, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    Amp Hosts Folsom Fair Fetish Festivals and Daddy Boasts BLUF BBQ’s

    From Hypno mormons to Folsom Fun! This year Amp hosts a Kinky Cabaret show, Kristofer hosts a kinky backyard Bluff BBQ and we both entirely dont attend the Folsom Fair, but we do attend every other shenanigan possible! Some might say that’s Baloney!

  • Sep 26, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min

    The One Where We Never Clean Out Again

    From Folsom prep to butt prep today we have Sampson and Amp telling old Folsom horror stories, tips and mishaps! We cover some scruffy shenanigans and a new "cleaning out" tool that we've never heard of that makes cleaning out only take 30 seconds? Himbo hangout #2 incoming!

  • Sep 19, 2025 · 59 min

    The One Where We Argue Who's Actually Kinkier?!

    Superlaxative... sorry, superlative time follow-up episode where we ACTUALLY dive deeper and discuss in detail who’s kinkier between Amp and Daddy. We also mix in some steamy moments cruising the locker room showers, doctor play, intense fucking, and a whole lot more!

  • Sep 12, 2025 · 59 min

    Tolyamory, A new Polyamory? C*mdumps and Windmill Dungeons!

    Daddy's back from London and immediately hitting the ground running (consensually). Today we discuss a new poly dynamic called Tolyamory, his adventures in a secret windmill dungeon and what is so interesting about being a c*mdump and how does one find proper dumpy fun!? Welcome back Mr Kristofer!

  • Sep 6, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min

    Sun Burn Kinks, Hypno Ads and James Bondage

    Do you prefer your submissives shaken or stirred?! From James Bondage to Hypnosis advertising during hypno scenes. Sunburns and silly times ensue in this weeks pod. Another Daddy in London podcast as Amp tries to keep him focused!

  • Aug 29, 2025 · 1 hr 1 min

    Himbo Hangout and Dating Everything Inanimate! Forniphilia! Robots!

    So what happens when people are attracted to their vacuums? Their electronics? And is that table... a top!? Objectum, object sexuals, or just inanimate objectifiers; people who love objects A LOT are some of the most interesting kinksters. So today we DATE EVERYTHING and get down to business!

  • Aug 22, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    Hypno Bathhouses vs London Dark Rooms

    DADDY IS AT IT AGAIN! And this time, while he might not know about werewolves, he's certainly bound to find one in London! Amp has some hypno bathhouse adventures and has also started Dating Everything! Join Daddy as he becomes a piñata!

  • Aug 15, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    M0nsterF*CKING At Werewolf Sex Parties!

    What's hairy, woofy and goes bark in the night!?! Why a monsterfucking werewolf on a full moon weekend! Amp attends a pup play party on some PAWT and has some fun stories. Match that with Daddy prepping for another excursion to London and this might be one of the most monster fucker casts yet!

  • Aug 8, 2025 · 1 hr

    Can You Manifest A Kink?

    Manifesting is a powerful tool... but can you manifest a kink? A fetish? And what else can Daddy manifest in today's silly conversation?

  • Aug 1, 2025 · 1 hr 4 min

    Dore Alley, Drone Dogs and Lady Gaga!

    LADY GAGA DORE ALLEY WEEKEND! Dog hypno drones were showing off their disco dicks this weekend at Dore Alley! Which means Amp, Daddy and all the SF kinksters were kicking it in the streets and whipping up trouble. From a hypno tag bonanza to the Lady Gaga Mayhem tour!

  • Jul 25, 2025 · 1 hr

    Crazy Dore Sex Parties Podcast

    Smiling face emoji, it's that time of year again when DORE Alley is upon us. The Folsom adjacent sexy street fair is always a great time, but this year its getting even sexier and kicking off for a full week beforeahnd. From sex party ettiquete to red flags, this pod is full of sex party pup problem

  • Jul 18, 2025 · 59 min

    Tricked Into Chastity and Sexy Summer Camp!

    Daddy is back from sexy Summer Camp and hes got stories but also someone got tricked into chastity for a few weeks?! From scavenger hunts to sexy merit badges. It's a summery vibe this episode!

  • Jul 11, 2025 · 59 min

    Rapid Fire Fetish Fuel

    Pride in SF was colorful, kinky, fun and still pretty corporate? Was it fun? Was it prideful? And how much sexy fun kinky times did we have. With a hypno dom in town and Daddy unable to dress himself for the parade somehow we made it through pride month all in one piece!

  • Jul 4, 2025 · 1 hr

    Pride Was Different This Year

    Pride in SF was colorful, kinky, fun and still pretty corporate? Was it fun? Was it prideful? And how much sexy fun kinky times did we have. With a hypno dom in town and Daddy unable to dress himself for the parade somehow we made it through pride month all in one piece!

  • Jun 27, 2025 · 1 hr

    Are Puppy Hoods too Sexual?

    Puppies and pup hoods and furries OH MY! Its time for another episode of "am i a furry" but also talking about the weird overlap of "no kink at pride" and recent discourse over if pup hoods are inherently sexual. From pride outfits to your hypno feedback this ones a ball of rando.

  • Jun 20, 2025 · 52 min

    HypHypHurray and Erotic Hypno-nos!

    Hypno is a fun past time and favorite kink of Amp and Kris, but what happens when one of Amp's personal hypnotists joins the conversation? Lets talk hyp-nos and hypyeses as we discuss what hypno feels like and how to get involved! Happy hypno pride!

  • Jun 13, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min

    LA Protests and Disability After Dark w/Andrew Gurza

    Debunking disability and making it less stigmarized as a topic starts with having open convos and bringing those affected to the table. Today Amp and Andrew Gurza sit down to chat and answer your questions but not before Daddy and Amp discuss the raids in LA and how that might affect the rest of the