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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.

Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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July 21 · 24 min
Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another. Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent. Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo. Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say... If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York 00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap 02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens 02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America 03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration 04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic 05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears 06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad 07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York 07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip 09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people 11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York 12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed 16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story 17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone 18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding 20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable 21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test 22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them 23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together 24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 16 · 38 min
Our Favourite Moments From Summer 2026 So Far - Portugal Edition!
This week we’re bringing you a little compilation of some of our favourite moments from Summer 2026 - all during Abbey & Peter’s family holiday to Portugal! Stay tuned as we’ll be back soon with your regular Therapy Crouch shenanigans… If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... Episodes included: You Had Fun: Now You’re In Trouble… Relationship Truths Get REAL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQXcITXFeSw Abbey Calls Out Peter’s Non-Stop Holiday Behaviour In Portugal! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxR78w6QoU World’s Worst Job_ ‘I couldn’t got the toilet for THREE DAYS!!’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pENZHKXhnMk Conspiracy Theories Get WEIRD! Flat Earths, AI Takeovers and Robot Birds! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7PxDjJeD9g Peter Gets DESTROYED By Pensioners! Abbey Exposes His Portugal Tennis Disaster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEhTgxrWgDM “You Can Shove Your Puppies…” Portugal AMA Gets Wild! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUBGRR48YzY Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KkGi-adA_U To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 13 · length unknown
A quick word from The Therapy Crouch...
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter gives a brief update on the status on the show as England continue to proudly march on into the semi-finals of the FIFA World Cup 2026! Sadly this means no therapy this week... sorry fans! We'll see you next Tuesday! (And as a thank-you for your patience, a greatest hits episode will be wheeling it's way to you shortly!) If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 9 · 24 min
Bedroom Fantasy Fails, wild Drunken Stories & Are Peter and Abbey Moving To Portugal?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything, still separated by thousands of miles with Peter in LA covering the World Cup and Abbey holding the fort in Portugal. The pair catch up on just how much they're missing each other, reveal when they'll finally be reunited, and answer the question everyone keeps asking about whether Portugal is now officially home. Abbey also shares the latest update on her rescue kittens, including her slightly unconventional attempt at communicating with their mum by learning "cat language"… much to Peter's amusement. Meanwhile, Peter recounts one of the most ridiculous American food challenges he's ever seen, involving a giant sandwich, a professional eater and a technique that genuinely turns his stomach. Elsewhere, the pair offer advice to one listener struggling to make friends in their twenties, discuss whether friendships naturally become easier later in life, and explain why men and women approach making plans so differently. There's also a hilarious relationship dilemma after one listener's romantic fantasy exercise ends with perhaps the least romantic response imaginable, before the episode descends into complete chaos with one of the funniest drunken confessions ever sent into the podcast. From mystery poos around the house to Peter revealing one of his mate's all-time worst drunken moments, it's a finale you'll never forget. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome to another Ask Me Anything 00:41 - Abbey gives an update on the Portugal rescue kittens 01:28 - Abbey explains her "cat language" blinking technique 02:49 - Peter can't stop laughing at Abbey's cat communication 03:56 - Peter's unexpected FaceTime with a random little boy 04:49 - Peter's busy World Cup schedule and Mexico trip 05:12 - How much they're really missing each other apart 06:00 - Peter shares what life in LA has actually been like 06:47 - The ridiculous American food challenge 08:14 - The professional eater who demolished the giant sandwich 09:07 - Listener asks if the family has moved to Portugal for good 10:40 - Peter and Abbey reveal their plans to return to the UK 11:07 - Agony Ab: Is it harder to make friends in your twenties? 13:39 - Peter and Abbey explain how friendships change with age 15:00 - Why men and women make plans so differently 16:42 - A listener's romantic fantasy completely backfires 17:47 - Abbey gets called out over her own fantasy confession 18:55 - A listener admits she's dreamed about Peter and Abbey for years 19:49 - Peter recommends the TV series everyone is talking about 20:33 - The most unbelievable drunken confession ever sent in 21:16 - Mystery poos, coffee tables and total disbelief 22:14 - Peter admits he's witnessed similar drunken disasters 22:57 - "My mate p!ssed on his mum once…" 23:32 - Why drunken toilet accidents happen so often 24:18 - Final goodbyes and counting down until they're reunited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 7 · 36 min
Knob Shopping, Renovation Chaos & Abbey and Peter Face Their Biggest Parenting Challenge Yet…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back together from opposite sides of the world, with Pete still in Los Angeles covering the Club World Cup while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal... and it's fair to say long distance is still bringing plenty of chaos. The pair kick things off by catching up after time apart, with Peter showing off his questionable LA haircut before the conversation quickly spirals into expensive celebrity barbers, World Cup stories and Abbey receiving an unexpected history lesson on Maradona's infamous "Hand of God". Elsewhere, Abbey opens up about a brand new parenting challenge as the couple navigate life with a 15-year-old daughter and the reality of teenage boys beginning to appear on the scene. They also tackle one listener's noisy partner, another whose role play was completely derailed by an overly committed builder delivering a full loft conversion quote, and revisit the legendary "lingerie crab" story after the couple write back with a surprising update... and some very happy news. There's also a fiery renovation debate as Peter discovers more surprise bills arriving for their new house, admits his only contribution has been choosing the boilers, and accuses Abbey of going "knob shopping" without him. Plus, Peter reflects honestly on life after professional football, why he rarely plays anymore despite still loving the game, whether they've already "peaked" in life, and why finding new passions has become more important than ever. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro 01:00 - Peter explains why every footballer ends up with the same World Cup haircut 02:25 - Expensive LA barbers 03:15 - World Cup excitement and talking about Kane’s goal 04:05 - Peter tells Abbey the full story of Maradona's infamous "Hand of God" 06:55 - Parenting worries begin as Abbey opens up 08:00 - The realities of teenage girls and navigating dating as parents 10:05 - World Cup moments and England excitement 11:00 - Peter's Weekly Whine: surprise renovation bills keep arriving from home 12:20 - Boilers, driveway lights and why Peter feels left out of designing the house 13:25 - Knob shopping 15:10 - Peter reveals the only part of the new house he actually wants control over 16:25 - Listener update: the famous "lingerie crab" mystery finally gets solved 18:15 - Engagement news after one of the podcast's strangest ever listener dilemmas 19:20 - Peter wearing women’s clothes and the conversation gets ridiculous 20:00 - Abbey's Love Island lookalike and Gaz’s invitation to a Fourth of July LA pool party 22:00 - Agony Ab: what do you do when your boyfriend is a bedroom screamer? 24:45 - Long distance life and why this week's episode became a catch-up instead 26:10 - Former athlete struggles: does Peter still miss playing professional football? 28:00 - Peter admits football frustrates him now and explains why he rarely plays 29:00 - Finding new passions through golf and life after football 30:00 - Have Peter and Abbey already "peaked" in life? An unexpectedly honest discussion 32:30 - Agony Ab: role play goes too far when a builder starts quoting for a loft conversion 34:00 - Peter pitches his own role play ideas... including an LAPD officer 35:10 - Wrapping up after another long-distance catch-up filled with chaos To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 2 · 25 min
Hall Passes, Pregnancy Rows & Why Peter Threw Sausages Out The Window
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are back for another Ask Me Anything, still navigating long distance with Pete in LA and Abbey in Portugal, and the chaos starts almost immediately... The pair kick things off with a debate about breaking news alerts, why the news is always so depressing, and whether the world desperately needs a "good news" channel instead. They then dive into a listener dilemma about moving out to the countryside, discussing teenage independence, parenting guilt and why neither of them would let their own kids walk anywhere alone these days. Elsewhere, Peter and Abbey take a nostalgic trip back through their favourite childhood games, with Peter somehow admitting he left Abbey lying injured during a family game because he had to get back to the tree first! There's also a hilarious discussion about celebrity hall passes after one listener accidentally named Abbey as his, before Peter and Abbey reveal their own celebrity crushes and debate whether hall passes should even exist in a marriage. The couple also revisit one of their most infamous relationship rows involving wild boar sausages, pregnancy cravings and the "World's Best Prawn Sandwich", while another listener's dishwasher loading complaint sparks a surprisingly passionate debate about household chores and who actually knows the "correct" way to do them. Plus, Peter becomes obsessed with the idea of growing vegetables like David Beckham, the pair dream about making homemade soups and chimichurri from their future garden, and one listener's romantic evening is completely derailed by... a sourdough timer. There's also a heartfelt moment as Peter and Abbey send their love to listener Mark during his chemotherapy treatment, before ending the episode with a genuinely touching long-distance goodbye that reminds everyone just how much they miss being together. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Intro and bizarre opening conversation 00:28 - Ask Me Anything begins from LA and Portugal 00:53 - Breaking news interrupts the podcast 01:38 - Why the news is always so negative 02:18 - Family dilemma: move house or stay rural? 03:14 - Parenting guilt and giving teenagers independence 04:14 - Would they let their own children walk alone? 04:51 - Childhood games and playground nostalgia 05:43 - Hide and Seek, Bulldog and forgotten classics 06:15 - The new game everyone became obsessed with 06:56 - Peter leaves Abbey injured to win the game 07:20 - Celebrity hall pass dilemma from a listener 08:09 - Abbey and Peter reveal their celebrity crushes 09:12 - Hall pass rules and where the phrase comes from 10:43 - Emotional message for listener Mark during chemotherapy 12:18 - Pettiest reasons for ending relationships 13:05 - The pregnancy sausage argument returns 14:05 - The "World's Best Prawn Sandwich" disaster 15:10 - Abbey admits she ghosted someone on a date 16:18 - Peter's "dance van" pronunciation gets roasted 17:42 - Dishwasher loading wars between couples 18:40 - Peter's only official household chore 19:18 - David Beckham's vegetable garden inspires Peter 20:18 - Dreaming about home-grown food and batch cooking 21:20 - Romance interrupted by sourdough bread 22:10 - Parenting and trying to find time together 23:20 - Peter's least sexy relationship moment 24:18 - Bread making vs romance debate continues 25:02 - Sweet long-distance goodbye and family appreciation To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 30 · 43 min
Peter & Abbey React to America's Wildest AITA Stories, Robot Deliveries and Dating Disasters…
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter is back in LA while Abbey holds down the fort in Portugal, and long-distance life is proving just as chaotic as ever. The pair kick things off by catching up across the time difference, with Pete walking into a house where everyone is ill while Abbey gives a dramatic update on her ever-growing cat family. What started as rescuing a few kittens has turned into full-blown Tiger King territory, complete with surprise attacks and daily battles just to clean their eyes. Elsewhere, Peter reveals his biggest long-distance frustration, why time zones should be abolished forever, and the couple laugh about the strange ways they've celebrated birthdays and even delayed Christmas together when life got in the way. There's also a brilliant listener debate about whether "I'm just going for one drink" has ever actually meant one drink, before the pair tackle some of the internet's most ridiculous ‘Am I The Asshole’ stories. From a man who demolished an entire four-foot party sandwich to a groom desperate to hide his brother's extremely graphic tattoo on his wedding day, the dilemmas only get more bizarre. Plus, Pete is fascinated by LA's driverless delivery robots, Abbey explains why self-checkouts are killing conversation, and an Agony Ab involving a supposedly "dead" ex leaves everyone questioning what they would do in the same situation. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Pete flirts before the podcast starts 00:24 - Peter joins from LA as Abbey stays in Portugal 01:05 - Pete arrives to a house full of ill crew members 01:53 - Abbey's rescued kittens become complete chaos 03:42 - Tiger King comparisons and life with five kittens 04:28 - Pete misses Abbey but loves working in LA 05:05 - Abbey's sunrise horse ride nearly sends Pete to sleep 06:25 - Weekly whine: long distance and impossible time zones 07:50 - Pete jokes Abbey is too happy without him 09:00 - How they move anniversaries and even Christmas 10:04 - "One drink with the lads" never ends well 12:13 - Pete explains why men should stop promising one pint 16:03 - Listener compliments, fashion chat and modern dating 18:07 - Why the 90s were better than today 20:00 - Relationship ick: talking to your partner through the dog 22:24 - American AITA: the infamous 4-foot party sandwich 26:24 - Was eating the entire sandwich actually selfish? 29:53 - Dad tries forcing his 25-year-old girlfriend into every friendship group 34:27 - Wedding drama over a giant vagina tattoo 38:00 - Pete's mind is blown by LA delivery robots 39:40 - Why self-checkouts are ruining human interaction 41:25 - Agony Ab: is your girlfriend lying about her "dead" ex? 43:25 - Doppelganger debate and emotional long-distance goodbye To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 25 · 23 min
Peter and Abbey Talk Long Distance Delusions, Comfort Knickers and The Return of Shabba!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything from Portugal and there is absolutely no shortage of chaos! The pair kick things off by diving into the realities of being reunited after time apart, with Abbey admitting Peter has completely ruined the routine she’d finally managed to get in place while solo parenting. There’s also a fresh long-distance confession from producer Gaz, who reveals he took his girlfriend’s pants to LA for “comfort” only for them to be neatly folded by the housekeeper and left on full display in his room… Elsewhere, Abbey and Peter discuss one listener’s boyfriend who insists on calling a Leeds-to-Manchester relationship “long distance”, whether ugly animals are actually the cutest pets of all, and why Abbey can’t stop rescuing tiny kittens in Portugal. There’s also a truly bizarre internet confession involving a sex act, a shout of “Shabba!” and an Alexa request for Mr Bombastic that completely derails the pod. Plus, Abbey opens up about her Scouse identity, whether she’s become “too posh” for Liverpool, and the strange experience of sounding too Scouse in London but not Scouse enough back home! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 G’s Long Distance Comfort Knickers 04:22 Abbey’s New Coconut Coffee Obsession 07:22 The Boyfriend Who Calls Leeds to Manchester ‘Long Distance’ 09:28 Ugly Pets, Feral Cats and A Farm Podcast Invitation 12:17 Abbey’s Portugal Animal Rescue Update 15:17 The Shabba Bedroom Confession 18:04 Laughing With A Straight Face 19:01 Abbey on Being Scouse in London vs Liverpool 22:20 Abbey Plans G’s Makeover To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 23 · 41 min
Father’s Day Chaos! Abbey Fosters Five Kittens, Gaz Burns His BALLS and a Listener’s Lingerie Confession!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are reunited in Portugal for a Father’s Day special… but as always, things go downhill fast! Abbey reveals she’s somehow ended up fostering a wild cat and five tiny kittens after they were found abandoned in a dumpster, while Peter returns from LA only to be struck down by jet lag & a family vomit bug. Oh, and Gaz suffers one of the most unfortunate sunburn injuries we’ve ever heard on the pod! The pair also tackle some of your Father’s Day dilemmas, from whether homemade cards are ever acceptable as an adult, to the horror of six-minute voice notes from dads who’ve discovered Facebook Marketplace. In the Agony Abs, one listener gets in touch after walking in on her boyfriend wearing her lingerie over a full work suit while performing what can only be described as an interpretive crab dance around the bedroom… and honestly, it might be one of the most chaotic emails we’ve ever had! Elsewhere, there’s more pelvic floor follow-up, Abbey and Peter debate slamming doors, wardrobe icks and car door etiquette, and Gaz admits what he’s missing most about football culture in the UK while out in the States. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:12 Abbey Fosters A Wild Cat and Five Kittens 05:08 Father’s Day, Family Chaos and The Vomit Bug 07:35 Gaz's Insane Sunburn Story 11:48 Father’s Day Card Dilemmas 14:10 Dad Voice Notes and Facebook Marketplace Addiction 17:39 Pelvic Floor Follow-Up 20:28 Cupboard Slamming, Door Icks and Household Annoyances 24:05 Peter’s Ideal Father’s Day 25:42 Reuniting In Portugal After Time Apart 31:43 The Lingerie Crab Dance Email 38:31 Gaz's Football Culture Rant In America 40:28 Wrapping Up In Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 19 · 44 min
Long Distance Disasters! Abbey and Peter Struggle Apart, World Cup FOMO and Bedroom Dilemmas
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter attempt another long-distance podcast recording... and quickly realise just how difficult it is to be apart. After a chaotic start filled with technical disasters, Peter opens up about life at the World Cup, meeting internet superstar IShowSpeed, and why being away from home is proving tougher than expected. Meanwhile, Abbey has fully embraced life in Portugal, from horse riding on the beach to becoming the ultimate football mum. The couple discuss whether they’re any good at long distance, Peter’s frustrations with communication while he’s away, and why they both agree being apart simply doesn’t suit them. Plus, listener emails spark conversations about celebrity lookalikes, bizarre relationship situations, modern dating dilemmas and one particularly awkward bedroom problem that leaves Abbey and Peter struggling to keep a straight face. 00:00 Long Distance Recording Chaos03:00 Abbey Offers Peter A Makeover06:15 Life In Portugal & World Cup Updates08:50 Peter Opens Up About Missing Home10:15 Meeting IShowSpeed At The World Cup11:50 Abbey's Horse Riding Adventure13:30 Are Abbey & Peter Bad At Long Distance?15:20 Listener Apology To Abbey18:00 Does Anyone Fancy Peter?20:50 Peter Crouch Love Island Lookalike22:00 Icks, Cycling Gear & Matcha Orders27:40 Long Distance Relationship Horror Story33:45 The Awkward Bedroom Dilemma41:20 Abbey & Peter's Advice42:45 Emotional Goodbye From Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 18 · 25 min
Could You Leave Everything Behind? Abbey & Peter Weigh In!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another Ask Me Anything episode and things quickly take a surprisingly therapeutic turn. The pair tackle everything from moving across the world and starting over in Los Angeles, to the relationship habits that secretly drive people mad. There’s a heated debate over butter etiquette, cheese board rules and Peter’s definitive ranking of bottled water, before the conversation shifts into some genuinely heartfelt advice for a listener considering leaving behind friends, family and a successful career for a brand new life abroad. We also hear about a listener whose boyfriend can’t fall asleep without listening to The Therapy Crouch, discuss why Peter thinks LA is completely different from what he expected, and settle the age-old question of whether Abbey could beat Peter at any physical activity. 00:00 Introduction & AMA Begins 01:48 Running, Relaxation & Meditation Debate 05:04 Peter’s Water Rankings & Bottled Water Controversy 07:24 The "Lurpak Ripper" Relationship Confession 09:15 The Great Brie Etiquette Debate 11:15 Should You Move Your Entire Life To LA? 14:09 Peter’s Honest Thoughts On Los Angeles 16:33 Abbey’s Life-Changing Advice: Just Go For It 17:56 When The Podcast Becomes A Therapy Session 20:14 The Listener Who Falls Asleep To The Podcast 21:36 AI Writing Books & The Future Of Entertainment 22:09 Could Abbey Beat Peter At Anything? 23:21 Peter Defends His Athletic Ability 24:12 The Hot Air Balloon Disaster Story 24:55 Goodbye From Portugal To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 11 · 25 min
He Invited Us To Dinner... Then Things Got Awkward | Ask me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back for another AMA episode as they answer your dilemmas, share some hilarious stories and dish out their brutally honest advice. The gang kick things off by talking about spending time apart for the first time in a while before a conversation about restaurant etiquette and customer service spirals into a rant about supermarket managers, jangling keychains and the ultimate "jobsworth" behaviour. We also hear one of Abbey's most awkward holiday stories ever as an innocent dinner invitation takes a very unexpected turn, leaving her too nervous to tell Peter what had actually happened until much later. Also, Abbey and Peter help a listener who told someone they loved them only to have the feeling go unreturned, discussing heartbreak, rejection and why sometimes walking away is the healthiest option. We also tackle a bedroom dilemma from a listener looking to spice things up in his relationship, leading to one of the funniest and most chaotic conversations we've had in a long time. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:55 Long Distance Relationships 02:50 Restaurant Jobsworths 05:10 First Ever Jobs 08:55 Abbey's Awkward Holiday Story 10:15 "Why Don't You Just Leave?" 11:30 Peter Finds Out What Happened 14:10 Honesty In Relationships 15:00 "I Love You" Wasn't Returned 16:45 Heartbreak & Moving On 17:35 Bedroom Dilemmas 19:15 How To Talk About Intimacy 20:30 The "Shabba" Debate 22:10 Modern Dating & OnlyFans 23:10 Sunday Best & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 10 · 43 min
Ducks, Koi Carp and A Very Angry 16-Year-Old!
Welcome back to The Therapy Crouch! We’re in the middle of a house move, a country move, and apparently, Pete is starting his new life as a full-time farmer. In today’s episode, Abbey recounts what can only be described as the most traumatic parking incident in Everyman Cinema history. Let’s just say a 16-year-old staff member and a "barricade" of cars left her in actual tears. Meanwhile, Pete has bypassed the butcher and come home with live Koi Carp and a brood of ducklings. We introduce you to Bob, Pip, and the rest of the gang—plus, we dive into your "Weekly Whines," including a bottomless brunch disaster and a fan confession that proves Pete’s "accidental sex appeal" is still going strong. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – The long-distance relationship struggle begins 02:00 – Dream home or logistical nightmare? 0 04:52 – Abbey’s Weekly Whine: The Everyman Cinema Barricade 🚗 07:40 – Pete vs. The 16-Year-Old "Bully" 11:42 – The Big Reveal: Pete’s new Koi Carp and Ducks 🦆 14:48 – Meeting Bob the Duckling (Live on the pod!) 17:15 – Audience Whine: The bottomless brunch from hell 22:00 – Pete’s "Icky" take on bottomless brunches 24:32 – The dream of riding horses in Montana 27:02 – The "Trouser Snake" Ick 🐍 30:10 – Athleisure vs. The Yoga Mat Fashion Accessory 33:52 – Dealing with a "Machiavellian" Stepson 40:00 – Fan Confession: "Pete Crouch was my childhood crush" 41:50 – The search for people who fancy Abbey (and Gaz!) To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 4 · 26 min
The Therapy Crouch AMA! Football Questions, Family Drama and One Very Awkward Mistake!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in Portugal for another AMA and things quickly descend into chaos as they discuss the little things that seem to annoy them more and more with age. Peter shares his surprising obsession with supermarket trolleys while Abbey reveals the birthday party booking experience that left both of them completely baffled. The pair debate why some people seem determined to make life difficult for everyone around them, from awkward customer service encounters to airport staff who appear to enjoy saying no. We also answer more of your AMA questions, including which football legends Abbey would love to have on the podcast, the footballers and managers she'd most like to interview, and Peter’s thoughts on some of the biggest names in the game. In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose attempt to spice up a long-distance relationship went spectacularly wrong after sending an extremely personal voice note to completely the wrong person. Plus, Abbey and Peter reveal their own accidental messaging disasters that they'll never live down. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:28 Peter's Supermarket Trolley Obsession 03:22 The £3 Chip Shop Argument 05:05 Jack's Birthday Party Booking Disaster 08:35 Why Do Some People Love Saying No? 10:00 Peter's Airport Security Horror Story 12:30 AMA Questions Begin 13:15 Abbey's Dream Football Guests 15:45 Football Managers, Transfers and Big Names 17:30 The Accidental Voice Note Disaster 20:00 Embarrassing Group Chat Mistakes 22:15 More AMA Questions 24:45 Final Thoughts 26:19 End To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
June 2 · 36 min
Stag Do Confessions, Relationship Boundaries and Abbey’s House Obsession!
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is completely consumed by the house of her dreams as she reveals how a 15-year search has finally come to an end and why decorating it has become an all-consuming obsession. Peter also shares the story of a recent speaking event where he discovered not everyone is his biggest fan, leading to a hilarious conversation about criticism, internet comments and being judged by people you've never even met. The gang then get stuck into the world of stag dos, debating what actually makes the perfect lads' trip and whether some traditions should finally be left in the past. In the Agony Abs, one listener is left fuming after her boyfriend returns from a stag do and proudly reveals exactly what went on during a trip to a strip club, sparking a huge discussion around trust, honesty and relationship boundaries. We also hear from a new mum whose partner walked away shortly after the birth of their baby, leading to some of Abbey's strongest advice yet on parenthood, responsibility and putting family first. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:00 Abbey's Dream House Obsession 02:00 Peter's Awkward Fan Encounter 08:35 Being Judged By Strangers 10:41 Wine Service 16:15 The Awkward Hug Debate 18:25 Is Calling Someone "Babe" Flirting? 20:30 Girls Trips, Planning and Polls 23:00 Stag Do Horror Stories 24:00 Peter's Ideal Stag Do 26:30 The Strip Club Agony Ab 28:35 Abbey's Brutal Relationship Advice 30:31 New Mum Left By Partner 33:14 World Cup Excitement 35:20 Could Therapy Crouch Go To America? To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
May 28 · 28 min
Abbey Wants To Play A Crackhead In A Movie?!
On today’s Ask Me Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are still living their best lives in Portugal as they answer your most random, chaotic and hilarious questions yet. Peter reveals his bizarre talent for recognising footballers from just their forehead, the gang debate whether digestive biscuits have got thinner over the years and Abbey shares the household tasks she absolutely refuses to do. The conversation quickly spirals into dream movie roles, awkward running styles, questionable farming smells and whether being called “Daddy” in bed really does increase testosterone levels by 300%. There’s also chat about Arctic Monkeys, celebrity acting ambitions, animal births, podcast life behind the scenes and why Abbey would rather play a crackhead than a glamorous role. If you want to submit an Ask Me Anything question to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:10 Peter’s Weird Football Knowledge 04:30 Arctic Monkeys and Music Taste Debate 07:28 Holiday Advice with TUI 08:37 The Great Digestive Biscuit Conspiracy 11:00 What “Normal” Things Are They Bad At? 15:30 Dream Movie Roles and Acting Ambitions 20:05 The Farmer Story That Gave Everyone The Ick 22:00 Farm Smells, Animals and Countryside Chat 24:00 Animal Births and Kitten Conversations 26:40 The “Daddy” Debate Gets Out Of Hand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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