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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.

Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.

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Thursday · 25 min
“That Is Unforgivable!” Abbey & Peter Tackle Shocking Wedding Drama & Affair Secrets.
This week, Abbey, Peter, and Gaz are tackling your wildest listener dilemmas and questions! From Gaz’s terrifying sleep paralysis and Abbey's bizarre tap water theories to whether you can ever forgive a best friend using you as an affair cover-up, nothing is off the table. Plus, Abbey and Pete weigh in on the ultimate wedding sin: What to do when your mother-in-law buys a white dress for your big day. Submit your questions for the next AMA here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Welcome to the Therapy Crouch AMA! 00:45 Gaz’s Sleep Paralysis & Pete’s Hormone Theories 04:20 Pete & Abbey’s Sleeping Habits 07:35 Weekly Whines: Pete’s England vs Spain Tickets 09:59 Question 1: Mother-in-Law Wearing White to the Wedding?! 12:00 Ivory, Rhino Horns & Keratin Debate 14:24 Listener Love: Coping with Separation Anxiety 16:55 Question 2: Breaking Up with a Friend After Affair Cover-Up 20:06 Question 3: Scoring a Sunday League Worldie with No Cameras 21:05 Pete’s Lost Bicycle Kicks & CCTV Trick Shots 24:05 Wrap Up & Final Thoughts To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Tuesday · 45 min
What Actually Happened?!” Abbey and Peter Crouch REVEAL Mallorca Wedding Drama!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are exhausted, voice-less, and straight back from the wedding of the century in Mallorca for Abbey’s sister Elle and Scott! Pete makes the dangerous admission that it might have been better than their own wedding, before breaking down how the entire UK airspace shutdown almost left the groom without a suit! In this week’s listener dilemmas, we hear about child-free wedding rules being broken by feral nephews, a mortified mum whose six-year-old took her bedside intimates to a park playdate, and a couple living a 10-month lie after spending their Thailand honeymoon fund on a broken boiler. Plus, Pete and Abbey take on the great TV volume war, debate cringe choreographed first dances, and reveal why their own trip to Thailand lasted exactly 24 hours! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 – Intro & Recapping the Mallorca Wedding 05:25 – Wine & Shine: The Karaoke / "Shallow" Habit 08:00 – Liberty's Song & Family Moments 10:08 – Listener Wine: Child-Free Wedding Dilemma 12:53 – Travel Chaos: UK Airspace Grounded 15:00 – Bedroom Toy Mishap 16:13 – Podcast Feedback: Dublin Hen Do & Irish Singalongs 19:04 – TV Volume Wars: Action Scenes vs. Quiet Dialogue 21:58 – Hotel Room Service & The German Green Mile 23:07 – Wedding Details: The Dress & Setting 27:43 – Speeches & Reception Highlights 30:16 – Pete Stripped to the Waist on the Dancefloor 31:53 – Suit Drama & Day Two Beach Club 33:53 – The Wedding Facts Pub Quiz 38:07 – Advice: The Choreographed First Dance 41:40 – Advice: Spent the Honeymoon Fund on a Boiler 43:30 – Monsoon Disaster in Thailand To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 17 · 25 min
“Never Say That In Bed!” Abbey and Peter REACT To The Wild Fulham Trend!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in the barn diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete and Abbey sharing wedding panic as Jack demands a Phil Foden zigzag buzz cut with Wayfarers for his tux, and Pete revealing his romantic, candle-lit Ibiza proposal while Abbey sat in wet hair and pyjamas! In this week’s listener questions, a listener is left spiralling after her boyfriend muttered "I love you" for the first time completely asleep in bed, sparking a fierce debate between Pete and Abbey on whether unconscious confessions count, saying the L-word on Day Three, and Abbey's unromantic text blunder: "I love you" VS "I'm at the gate!" Plus, Pete and Abbey continue the debate whether getting older means all the "firsts" in life are done, Abbey claims her crown as the household kissing expert, and the guys react in absolute horror to the viral "Up The Fulham" audio craze! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Barn Shenanigans 01:15 No-Kid Weddings & Jack’s Phil Foden Haircut 05:52 Listener AMA: He Said "I Love You" In His Sleep! 07:05 Public Proposals & Pete’s Candlelit Ibiza Story 11:00 Pete’s Romantic Text vs Abbey’s "I’m At The Gate" 13:10 Saying The L-Word Too Soon & Reality TV Love 15:50 Are All The Good "Firsts" In Life Over At 40? 21:10 Who Is The Real Kissing Expert? 21:50 The Viral "Up The Fulham" Bedroom Audio Reaction To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 15 · 1 hr 1 min
“The Real Reason Couples Split!” Kate Daly on The Silent Signs Of Divorce!
In this episode, Kate breaks down the silent warning signs that a relationship is in trouble, whether staying together "just for the kids" actually works, and how couples can navigate difficult separations and co-parenting without descending into total warfare. Plus, Pete and Abbey quiz Kate on prenups, the biggest financial mistakes people make when separating, how to tell the difference between a normal rough patch and the end of the road, and what it takes to rebuild your life after divorce! Warning: This episode discusses mental health and suicide. Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Bizarre Divorce Facts 06:13 Introducing Kate Daly & What Is Amicable? 11:15 Talking Money & Abbey on Dating a Footballer 17:50 Common-Law Myths & High-Stakes Divorce Stories 24:15 Prenups, Postnups & Fixing the Legal System 31:18 Taking the Legal Establishment to Court 38:21 Child Custody & Shared Parenting Realities 43:17 Pete & Abbey Take the Relationship Quiz 52:23 21 Years Together & Destigmatizing Divorce To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 10 · 26 min
“You Left THAT In The Key Drawer?!” Abbey & Peter on Bedroom Secrets & Wedding Drama
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another lawless Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Pete getting the ick from Abbey’s 12-point turns, Pete repeating his drunken podcast ideas are “bang on trend,” and Abbey revealing why her new dressing room is officially the house airing cupboard! In this week’s listener questions, we hear about an awkward household blunder when adult toys end up in the general admin "man drawer" right next to the Sellotape and spare batteries, prompting Abbey to share her own mortifying car charger mix-up in front of her brother John. Another listener writes in with an unhinged wedding dilemma after a bride’s ex-boyfriend shows up uninvited and sits quietly at the back of the church! Plus, Pete gets the green light for his dream backyard golf hole, Abbey’s pre-wedding frantic rush, and the ultimate morning school run debate over who deserves a medal! Submit your AMA’s here! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Gaz's Villa Holiday in Spain 01:40 Abbey’s House Move Chaos & Getting Locked Out 03:17 The Best Facial & Face Gym Debate 05:50 Pete Critiques Driving & Abbey's 12-Point Turn 06:49 Pete’s "Bang On Trend" Podcast Idea 08:19 Listener Dilemma: Toys in the Man Drawer 09:54 Abbey's Car Lighter / Key Drawer Mix-up 12:05 Pete’s Brand New Knee-High Socks 13:58 Sister's Wedding Prep: Suit Mule & Pina Coladas 14:48 Impromptu Weekly Wine: Pete vs. Abbey on "So Much To Do" 18:00 Renovation Talk: Bathrooms for Christmas & Dressing Rooms 20:05 Pete’s Garden Golf Course Continued 22:46 Wedding Dilemma: The Ex Shows Up Uninvited To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 8 · 41 min
Bridezilla or Justified?! Abbey’s Sister Elle & Scott on Pre-Wedding Chaos & Brutal Scandals!
Wedding Chaos! Elle & Scott Talk Dress Disasters, Cheating Scandals & Nashville Hen Drama!On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Peter and Abbey are joined by special guests Elle and Scott as they enter the final chaotic countdown to their big day! Scott and Elle reveal the madness behind planning the ultimate wedding, from last-minute videographer cancellations to an emergency bridesmaid dress disaster rescued at the eleventh hour by creative genius Mikey. We also dive into Elle’s wild Nashville hen do, complete with Scott’s face plastered across the bars and on random locals! In the Agony Abs, the gang tackle explosive wedding dilemmas: what do you do when your partner insists on inviting his ex of six years because she’s "part of the family"? And how do you survive a best man with zero internal filter who’s threatening to air your wildest secrets to your nan over dessert? Plus, Scott shares an insane story of an Irish bride who exposed her cheating groom on the big screen in front of all their guests! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Wedding Countdown 02:50 Who Planned What? Golf vs The Butcher 05:37 Becoming Family & Brotherly Bonds 09:22 Entertainment, First Dance & Banned Irish Songs 13:12 7 Days Out: Videographers & Table Plan Rows 21:15 The Bridesmaid Dress Disaster & Mikey Saves the Day 23:51 Weekly Whine: Training Your 23-Year-Old Replacement 25:13 The Ultimate Revenge: Cheating Groom Exposed at the Altar 26:48 Nashville Hen Do & Scott Masks in the Bin 29:41 Agony Abs: Is My Fiancé's Ex Crashing Our Wedding? 32:23 Dodgy Plus Ones & Walking Down The Aisle 36:58 Agony Abs: Best Man with No Filter Threatens The Speech To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 3 · 29 min
He Practiced On His EX?! Abbey and Peter React to Outrageous Engagement Secrets!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back diving into another chaotic Ask Me Anything! The episode kicks off with Abbey and Pete debating chin filler versus Peter's heart-shaped head, and scheming to launch Jordan onto the dating scene as the pod's ultimate eligible bachelor! In this week’s listener questions, we hear from someone who has been brutally frozen out by her long-term friendship group simply for getting a boyfriend, prompting Abbey to share her own painful experience of getting cut off by a mate. Another listener is left questioning everything after discovering her fiancé's "perfect" proposal speech was actually test-run and quality-controlled by his ex! Plus, we discuss the ultimate intimacy buzzkills, from Kermit the Frog to Postman Pat popping up on shuffle and what happens when you try too hard to be a good Samaritan! Submit your AMA’s here! https:// docs.google.com/ forms/d/ 1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58s iorNb9zS0/viewform? edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction 03:35 Hair Transplants & Heart-Shaped Heads 06:33 Setting Up Jordan & Finding Him A Date 08:20 Left Out By My Friendship Group 10:33 Abbey’s Experience With Being Cut Off 14:05 He Practiced His Proposal On His Ex! 17:00 Take Two: Does He Need A Proposal Do-Over? 18:02 Muppets & Postman Pat In The Bedroom 20:45 A Therapy Crouch Christmas Number One? 23:00 Pushing Wheelchairs & Hypochondriac Miracles 25:12 Abbey & John’s Good Samaritan Nightmares To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
September 1 · 54 min
Abbey’s Lawless Nashville Hen Do, Pete’s DIY Golf Course & The 2-Hour Bedroom Dilemma!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey is fresh back from a wild hen do in Nashville and Pete is holding down the fort as the pair broadcast straight from a cosy stolen barn! Abbey reveals the harsh truth about Nashville (including the complete lack of real cowboys), wild line dancing classes, and why Alfie was left completely traumatised by the trip. Meanwhile, Pete has grand architectural plans to turn their new driveway into "PC Sawgrass"—much to Abbey’s horror. In the Agony Abs, we help a listener who is worried about her overwhelming attraction to older football managers, hear a pitch from a Leeds lad looking for love, and tackle a dilemma about wildly mismatched bedroom stamina! Plus, Abbey shares her top tactical tips on how to secretly fake drink at a wedding when you’re newly pregnant. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Welcome to the Barn & Abbey Returns From Nashville 02:36 Where Are All The Cowboys? 06:11 Fake AI Photos & The Famous Nashville Dance 08:53 Pool House Living & Renovation Hell 13:09 Pete’s Front Garden Golf Hole: "PC Sawgrass" 18:26 Listener Letters & Alfie’s Hen Do Trauma 24:45 Eclipse Romance & Sofa Pizza Casualties 28:45 "I’m Hard To Penetrate" & Making New Friends 31:28 Lucky Bastard Saloon & Country Music Anthems 37:01 Agony Abs: Fancying Older Football Managers 39:05 Blind Date Pitch: Liam From Leeds 42:04 "Please Stop Talking" & Marriage Quirks 43:47 Agony Abs: Two-Hour Bedroom Marathons & Compatibility 46:32 The National Average Sex Stats 48:51 Agony Abs: How To Fake Drink When Secretly Pregnant 53:03 Pete’s Upcoming Scotland Golf Trip To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 27 · 34 min
“That Is CORRECT!” Abbey and Peter REVEAL Bedroom Confessions, Bulging Discs & Keeping Score!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering more of your Ask Me Anythings, and this week things get VERY personal as the pair tackle bedroom confidence, dirty talk and whether getting into the best shape of your life can actually cause problems in your relationship. After one listener reveals her newly ripped husband suddenly wants all the lights on in the bedroom, Abbey and Peter debate body confidence before the conversation somehow ends up with rotating beds, sex tapes and a revelation from the Crouches that catches everyone slightly off guard! We also hear from a listener whose request for a little more communication in the bedroom spectacularly backfires when her boyfriend starts delivering some of the least seductive lines imaginable. Abbey reveals the one word she could NEVER cope with Peter saying, while Pete attempts to offer some bedroom advice of his own. Elsewhere, a new Therapy Crouch superfan gets banned from listening to the podcast in public, Abbey and Peter reveal what they won’t let the kids do on holiday, and one listener’s mission to get fit and improve his love life leads to his wife quite literally keeping score of their bedroom activity. Things get slightly heated before the end as Abbey’s innocent request for a cup of tea turns into a full-blown marital debate over whether she’s secretly using some very clever reverse psychology on Pete! 00:00 Introduction 01:21 Abbey’s Animal Obsession 05:08 Who’s Funnier: Abbey or Peter? 06:56 Ask Me Anything 07:34 Lights On In The Bedroom 09:31 Abbey’s “Bulging Disc” 11:04 Who Has The Better Body? 14:31 Abbey & Peter’s Sex Tape 15:22 Dirty Talk Disasters 17:39 “That Is Correct!” 20:16 Abbey’s Worst Bedroom Word 21:06 Banned From Listening To The Podcast 23:56 What Abbey & Peter Ban At Home 25:38 The Kids’ Holiday Rules 27:17 Brewers Droop & Getting Fit 28:00 A Shag A Week 28:20 Keeping Score In The Bedroom 29:24 Abbey’s Relationship Reward System 30:28 The Cup Of Tea Argument 32:35 Abbey & Peter Fall Out To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 25 · 49 min
Abbey’s Off to Nashville! Hen Do Plans, Tattoo Disasters & Peter’s Worst Nightmare!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with plenty to catch up on as Abbey prepares to head off to Nashville for her sister’s hen do — complete with themed outfits, tattoos, line dancing and a cowboy strip show that Peter is less than thrilled about! The pair also reveal how their romantic trip away somehow turned into six hours looking at tiles, including a £1.7 million bath, before reflecting on how much their weekends have changed over the years and why they’re perfectly happy growing into “boring bastards” together. Elsewhere, Peter reveals the brilliant mistake made on the shirt he wore when he scored his first England goal, the pair debate whether clapping when a plane lands should ever be acceptable, and Abbey questions why men can remember a golf trip months in advance but somehow forget the plans they’ve made with their wives. In the Agony Abs, Abbey and Peter talk finding love later in life and why turning 40 or 50 certainly doesn’t mean the fun has to stop. We also hear from a listener who discovers his wife has been sharing details of their love life in a girls’ WhatsApp group, sparking a big debate over just how much you should really be telling your friends about what goes on behind closed doors... 00:00 Introduction 00:44 Abbey’s Nashville Hen Do 05:13 Hen Do Themes & Cowboy Strippers 08:37 Six Hours Shopping for Tiles 13:12 The £1.7 Million Bath 17:13 Abbey & Peter’s Date Night 20:46 Peter’s England Shirt Disaster 24:41 Peter’s Northern Lights Disaster 28:17 Why Men Forget Plans 32:54 Growing Old Together 37:14 Therapy Crouch Blind Dates 40:21 Dating Over 50 45:16 Sharing Your Sex Life With Friends Shop Back to School at Aldi, Which? Best Value Brand of the year Head to https://bit.ly/4hAarcd and select "Therapy Crouch" to claim £20 off your Hertility test. To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: @thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: @thetherapycrouch Website: thetherapycrouch.com For more from Peter @petercrouch For more from Abbey @abbeyclancy Our clips channel The Therapy Crouch Clips Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 20 · 32 min
AMA Gone Wild! Abbey & Peter Get TIPSY! Wine Tasting, £500 Bottles and Liberty’s Secret Wine Tips!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined once again by Abbey’s best friend Liberty, who is putting the pair through their paces with the ultimate wine tasting! Armed with bottles ranging from brilliant £9 bargains to alternatives for wines that can cost hundreds of pounds, Liberty attempts to teach Abbey and Pete everything they need to know about choosing a good bottle, pairing wine with food and, most importantly, how to look like you know what you’re doing when the sommelier comes over. The gang discover why cheese can completely change the taste of champagne, whether expensive wine glasses actually make a difference and the sneaky trick that can make your £9 bottle look considerably more impressive when you have guests round. Liberty also reveals why you shouldn’t always go for the biggest name on the wine list and why a great bottle doesn’t necessarily need to cost a fortune. Things inevitably become slightly less educational as the tasting continues, with Pete forgetting one of the fundamental rules of wine tasting, Abbey admitting she is officially “battered” and the trio debating everything from wine hangovers and £500 restaurant bottles to whether putting ice in your wine is ever acceptable. There’s plenty of food along the way too, as Liberty shares some simple tips for entertaining at home before Abbey and Pete crown their favourite wines of the day – assuming they can still remember what they’ve tried! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:15 The Wine Tasting Begins 02:34 Abbey’s Favourite Drink 04:15 The Perfect Wine & Food Pairing 06:22 Pete Takes On The Red Wine 07:08 How To Look Like A Wine Expert 08:35 The £15 Wine Bargain 10:00 Simple Food For Entertaining 11:10 The £9 Italian Wine 13:01 Why Restaurant Wine Costs So Much 15:00 How To Make Cheap Wine Look Expensive 15:42 The Truth About Wine Hangovers 17:35 The £500 Bottle Problem 18:00 Liberty’s Superstar Red Wine 20:38 The Tasting Starts To Take Its Toll 21:03 Pete’s Wine Tasting Technique 21:40 How To Spot An Expensive Bottle 24:03 “Christmas In A Glass” 25:27 The Perfect Wine Night At Home 26:29 Do Expensive Glasses Matter? 28:08 “I Am Battered” 29:42 Should You Put Ice In Wine? 31:19 The Perfect Wine Pairing 31:43 Abbey & Pete Pick Their Winners To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 18 · 43 min
Ed Sheeran Lived On My Sofa! Liberty Reveals Wild Nights Out & An Awkward Leo DiCaprio Encounter!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined by one of Abbey’s oldest and closest friends, Liberty, for an episode packed with stories from their years of friendship, celebrity encounters and more than a few questionable decisions. Liberty reveals how she first met Abbey during her modelling days and recalls being caught in the middle of one of Abbey and Pete’s biggest arguments just before the birth of Jack – including the moment Abbey decided Pete was no longer invited to the hospital! We also hear the incredible story of how Liberty and her husband discovered a young Ed Sheeran, who promptly moved onto their sofa and seemingly refused to leave, as well as Liberty’s years styling some of his biggest music videos. And if that wasn’t enough name-dropping, Liberty reveals the extraordinary encounter at a Cannes party that left her being told she was “too ugly” to be in the presence of Leonardo DiCaprio – and how she got her revenge years later. Abbey and Liberty also look back at their wildest nights together, including a missing Range Rover, a £4,000 bottle of wine and plenty of stories Pete probably wishes he’d never heard. Elsewhere, Liberty reveals the fitness change that completely transformed her body, shares her cooking and wine knowledge, talks about meeting Chris Hemsworth and introduces us to her seven rescue dogs – including the Belgian Malinois who decided to eat part of her Aston Martin. And in the Agony Abs, the gang tackle a listener worried that she looks nothing like her husband’s “type”, debate their ultimate celebrity hall passes and hear from a woman whose newly single mum appears to be getting a little too comfortable with her husband. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 01:24 How Abbey & Liberty Became Best Friends 02:25 Abbey Bans Pete From Jack’s Birth 04:58 Liberty Takes On A Barrister 06:03 Owning A Restaurant With Ed Sheeran 06:46 Pete’s Hot Air Balloon Disaster 08:47 How Liberty Discovered Ed Sheeran 11:10 Styling Ed & Celebrity Stories 13:05 Liberty’s Leonardo DiCaprio Story 14:48 Getting Older & Feeling Invisible 16:33 Wine, Sommeliers & A £4,000 Mistake 19:33 Abbey’s Missing Range Rover 21:36 Liberty’s Fitness Transformation 23:31 Liberty’s Cooking Secrets 26:53 Meeting Chris Hemsworth 29:47 Liberty’s Seven Rescue Dogs 35:36 Agony Abs: My Husband Has A Type 38:40 Abbey & Liberty Talk Hall Passes 39:03 Agony Abs: My Mum Wants My Husband?! 41:24 Nashville Plans & Part Two To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 13 · 20 min
Livin’ The Dream! Abbey and Peter Talk Holiday Meltdowns, Puppy Fever and Cold Sea Swims | AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, love, chaos, and a brand-new family member are on the podcast as Abbey, Peter, and Kaz catch up on all things life! Peter shares his newfound passion for cold-water swimming (and the VERY painful side effects of freezing sea dips), while Abbey introduces us to Coco, the newest four-legged addition to the Crouch household—much to Peter's complete lack of control! We also hear your hilarious Ask Us Anything submissions, including a listener who is at breaking point over her partner’s endless "livin' the dream" catchphrase, and a full-on airport meltdown after a last-minute holiday booking goes off the rails. In our wedding dilemma, we help an anonymous listener figure out how to choose a Maid of Honour without causing total friendship warfare! Submit your AMA’s here! - https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1Mv3i0N5Jm1Kkjvd4iUkpJEV1_Tisgq58siorNb9zS0/viewform?edit_requested=true 00:00 Introduction & Sickness Chat 01:31 Health Kick & Cold Sea Swims 04:33 Man to Man Cold Water Side Effects 05:55 Meet Coco! The New Crouch Family Member 07:47 A Catchphrase Driven to the Edge 10:38 Embellishing Stories & Little Lies 12:09 Airport Meltdowns & Last Minute Holidays 16:00 The Packing Tips Dilemma 17:03 AMA: The Maid of Honour Dilemma To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 11 · 53 min
"He's A Scumbag!" Abbey & Pete Tackle Scandalous Workplace Romance Drama!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with updates on their chaotic house renovations, new family additions, and an eye-watering trip to a local farm shop that left them £116 lighter for just four steaks! We tackle a tough Agony Ab from a coach-side parent whose young lad is struggling with confidence on the football pitch, while Abbey reveals her "win or go home" sideline mentality. Things get nostalgic as we debate old-school Teletext holidays, MSN Messenger, and collecting Panini football cards versus Football Ultimate Team. In the Agony Abs, we dive into a super controversial workplace love triangle featuring an "invisible string" affair, where Abbey and Pete don't hold back their thoughts! Plus, we explore sentimental keepsakes, cry-worthy stories, and announce the grand return of Therapy Crouch Matchmaking! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:54 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! 00:00 Introduction & Meet Coco! 02:57 Camping In Our Renovated House & Gardening Dreams 06:46 Weekly Whines & Paintball Mystery Debates 11:07 Audience Whines Helping Kids Build Football Confidence 15:19 Abbey’s Makeup Secrets & Word of the Week 21:07 Blind Date vs Modern Dating Apps 23:36 Teletext Holidays, Club Call & Retro Tech 28:02 Farm Shop Shock: £116 Steaks & Football Cards 40:36 Agony Ab: The Workplace Affair & "Invisible String" Drama 46:08 Sentimental Keepsakes, Hair Clippings & Sweet Memories 2:03 Therapy Crouch Matchmaking Is Back! To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 6 · 24 min
Underwear Emergencies, Wedding Dramas and Office Scandals | Ask Me Anything!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back as they dive straight into some hilarious home wardrobe malfunctions, missing underwear mysteries, and getting back on the health wagon. Peter reveals why he's ditching the tight Calvins, and the pair debate the age-old question: what makes a glute truly solid? In the Agony Abs, we tackle a sticky bridesmaid situation where a listener is being asked to pay for everything, and a best man facing an ultimate dilemma after a wild night involving a traffic cone in Prague! Plus, in a workplace AMA, we try to solve a full-blown Secret Santa mystery featuring a can of Lynx Africa and a furious boss! If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 03:07 The Great Underwear Mystery 05:51 Getting On The Health Wagon 09:28 Bridesmaid Fees Breakdown 13:17 The Prague Traffic Cone Incident 16:17 AMA: The Lynx Africa Secret Santa Scandal 21:40 Paintball Revenge Stories To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
August 4 · 48 min
Garage Living, Hamptons Karaoke & Is Sunbathing Face Down An ICK?!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Pete are back in the UK—squatting in their own garage amidst full-blown house renovation chaos! The sun is shining, the garden veg is thriving, but Pete’s weekly whine is off to a rocky start thanks to hay fever, pond-side seating, and heatwaves. Pete opens up about getting stitched up in the Hamptons when he traded doing his famous robot dance for making Abbey sing Lady Gaga’s Shallow completely sober in front of 200 people! Meanwhile, the guys discuss restaurant etiquette—specifically, whether you’ve ever had the guts to send a bottle of wine back after a sommelier incident involving sulfur notes and raw cabbage. In this week's Weekly Whines, we hear from a listener worried he’s turning "too femme" for his wife after getting the ICK for sunbathing face down, ordering a 'Pink Innocence' mocktail in a massive fishbowl, and getting heavily into yoga and meditation. Plus, Abbey and Pete kick off their epic 90s vs 2020s Nostalgia Battle! From Panda Pops vs Prime, WKD & Bacardi Breezers vs Espresso Martinis, to Gladiators vs Love Island, and buying physical CDs vs hijacking each other's Spotify accounts—we settle what was truly elite. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction & Garage Life 02:55 Hamptons Karaoke Embarrassment 08:37 Sending Wine Back: Cabbage & Sewage 10:37 ChatGPT & AI Diet Plans 14:45 Weekly Whine: The "Pink Innocence" Ick 22:15 House Renovations & TV Wall Disputes 26:05 US vs UK Tipping Culture 28:07 America's Plastic Problem 31:32 90s vs 2020s: Panda Pops vs Prime 33:29 Pete’s Isle of Wight Dance Competition Lie 36:54 90s vs 2020s: Breezers, WKD & 0% Lagers 43:09 Gladiators vs Love Island 45:03 CDs & Lyric Booklets vs Spotify 47:59 Abbey's Portugal "Leaking" Incident To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter: https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey: https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 30 · 26 min
The Story We Probably Shouldn't Have Read...
On today's AMA episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions, and as always, the conversation heads in some very unexpected directions. From Peter looking back on his experience at the World Cup Final and the chaos of the half-time show, to a chat about celebrity encounters, family life and some surprisingly competitive households, there's plenty of laughs along the way. The pair also dive into your questions on AI, whether technology is making life easier or a little bit scarier, before somehow ending up discussing relationships, keeping the spark alive and some very questionable bedroom advice. As always, nothing is off limits in this week's AMA, with honest opinions, ridiculous stories and plenty of classic Therapy Crouch chaos. If you'd like to submit a question for a future AMA, hit the link below. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit #AD - If AutoSergei took care of your life admin and handed you back a whole day of me-time, how would you spend it? ⏳👇 Searching for a credit card can feel like a nightmare, with so many options and no obvious place to start. That’s where AutoSergei from Compare the Market comes in, it makes money more simples by highlighting cards based on what you’re after. Compare the Market. The simples way to save. 00:00 Introduction 00:40 World Cup Final Debrief 03:20 The Half-Time Show 05:10 Behind The Scenes Stories 09:30 Sponsor Break 10:36 Celebrity Encounters & TV 13:30 Biggest Life Achievements 15:10 Competitive Families 17:20 Is AI Taking Over? 18:30 Modern Relationships 21:15 Keeping The Spark Alive 23:50 Listener Questions & Final Laughs To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 28 · 56 min
America Shocked Peter & Abbey... We Couldn't Believe It!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are joined for another hilarious chat as they dive into the emotional rollercoaster of parenting, from the kids' dramatic new haircuts to realising they're picking up more Scouse than ever before. The gang also discuss bizarre sleep talking, Peter opens up about dealing with nasal polyps during his football career, and the surprising realities of being best man at a wedding. Later on, the conversation turns to smart homes, whether technology is making family life easier or harder, and the culture shocks of travelling around America, from enormous food portions to tipping etiquette. As always, there's plenty of laughs, relatable parenting moments and honest conversations along the way. If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit 00:00 Introduction 02:20 The Kids' New Haircuts 10:50 They've Gone Full Scouse 17:00 Sleep Talking Confessions 18:15 Peter Opens Up About Polyps 24:40 Why Being Best Man Is So Hard 32:05 Are Smart Homes Worth It? 34:00 Kids, Phones & Old School Games 38:30 American Culture Shocks 40:55 US Food Portions & Tipping Debate 53:30 What We'll Talk About Next Week To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter https://twitter.com/petercrouch For more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy Our clips channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 23 · 12 min
Abbey Calls Out Peter's Labour Behaviour, Naked Mishaps and Are Men More Vain Than Women?
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back in New York for another chaotic Ask Me Anything, and this week's questions spark conversations that go absolutely everywhere. The pair kick things off by joking about being reunited after travelling, with Abbey admitting she's officially decided she can't cope with single parenting, while Peter cheekily negotiates a "week on, week off" arrangement. One listener asks Abbey for advice ahead of giving birth, leading to an honest chat about their own labour experiences, planned inductions, epidurals and the one thing Peter kept doing that drove Abbey absolutely mad while she was stuck in hospital. Peter also attempts to explain oxytocin... with predictably disastrous results. Elsewhere, the pair react to one of the funniest listener confessions yet, involving a very drunk son, the wrong bedroom and an unforgettable wake-up call that had everyone in stitches. Plus, Abbey and Peter weigh in on whether having loads of mirrors in your bedroom is a genuine relationship red flag, debate whether men are actually more vain than women, and Abbey exposes Peter's bizarre habit of practising his golf swing completely naked after getting out of the shower. If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Welcome back to another NYC Ask Me Anything 00:35 - Abbey admits she doesn't want to be a single parent 01:02 - Peter jokes about week-on, week-off parenting 01:38 - Listener asks Abbey for labour and birth advice 02:20 - C-section vs natural birth and preparing for labour 02:52 - Peter completely misunderstands oxytocin 03:24 - Did Peter help... or annoy Abbey during labour? 03:40 - Why all of their births were carefully planned 04:12 - Abbey explains why football dictated delivery dates 04:34 - Peter's biggest labour wind-up revealed 05:06 - Nando's, pizza and making a starving Abbey jealous 05:28 - Peter praises Abbey after giving birth 06:12 - Would Abbey have another baby? 06:34 - Sienna Miller, older mums and Rice Krispies jokes 06:46 - Listener's hilarious drunk son confession 07:05 - Climbing into mum's bed completely naked 07:32 - The missing phone makes the story even worse 08:13 - Abbey and Peter react to the unbelievable confession 08:52 - Is having loads of bedroom mirrors a red flag? 09:18 - How long is too long to stare at yourself? 09:46 - Abbey admits her brother loves his reflection 10:10 - Are men actually more vain than women? 10:41 - Love Island, gym culture and mirror habits 11:00 - Peter's hilarious opinion of himself 11:15 - Abbey exposes Peter's naked golf swing routine To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
July 21 · 24 min
Abbey & Peter REUNITE In New York! Airport Mistake, Matt Healy Tattoo & An UNFORGIVABLE Wedding Snub
On today's episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are FINALLY back together — this time recording from the middle of New York City after weeks apart — but the reunion gets off to an unforgettable start. Abbey reveals the nightmare journey that almost stopped her family from making it to the US after an ESTA mistake at the airport. Things only get worse when Sophia accidentally says the one word you should never mention to American immigration officers, whilst an abandoned suitcase causes panic in passport control, their driver gives up and leaves without them, and Abbey ends up in tears after one disaster after another. Meanwhile, Peter shares what it was like returning to the England camp during the World Cup to receive his Legacy Cap from Harry Kane, while the pair compare life in Portugal and New York, discuss why Americans might just be the friendliest people in the world, and debate whether Gas has picked up a suspicious new accent. Elsewhere, a listener uncovers a bizarre Peter Crouch football collectible, Gaz explains how he ended up getting tattooed by Matty Healy from The 1975 in a Los Angeles sports bar, and Peter reveals that somewhere out there a fan still has his signature as a tattoo. Plus, Abbey and Peter tackle two Agony Abs: one listener who's devastated after being excluded from her partner's best friend's wedding, and another asking whether long-distance relationships can ever really work. After spending weeks apart themselves, the pair have plenty to say... If you want to submit an Agony Ab or Ask Me Anything question to the podcast, hit the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKD... 00:00 - Abbey and Peter are finally reunited in New York 00:52 - Peter reflects on the World Cup and his Legacy Cap 02:20 - Abbey says goodbye to her rescued kittens 02:45 - The ESTA mistake nearly ruins the trip to America 03:22 - Sophia almost gets into serious trouble at US immigration 04:12 - Why saying "gun" at airport security causes panic 05:02 - The abandoned suitcase sparks fears 06:15 - Watching England at the World Cup abroad 07:05 - Recording The Therapy Crouch in noisy New York 07:53 - Abbey praises the Heathrow staff member who saved their trip 09:05 - Peter's favourite American cities and friendliest people 11:18 - The best food they've eaten in New York 12:50 - Abbey reveals the Crouchy football doll their kids completely destroyed 16:08 - Gaz reveals his Matty Healy tattoo story 17:45 - Peter someone has his signature tattooed on someone 18:54 - Agony Ab: Not invited to your partner's best friend's wedding 20:23 - Abbey and Peter debate whether the wedding snub is acceptable 21:13 - Long-distance relationships put to the test 22:17 - Abbey and Peter admit distance brings out the worst in them 23:20 - Why their relationship only works when they're together 24:07 - The episode ends with playful bickering and declarations of love To contact us: Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com Instagram: / thetherapycrouchpodcast TikTok: / thetherapycrouch Website:https://thetherapycrouch.com/ For more from Peter / petercrouch For more from Abbey / abbeyclancy Our clips channel / @thetherapycrouch-clipsch-om9dy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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