The Mean Time

idobi Network

Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

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110 episodes
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Jan 14, 2025 · 52 min
GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK
Now dig this. You just stepped into the smoothest episode yet, so wipe your shoes if they’re wet. We’re keeping it funky and groovy for the third Now You See Me movie. Now relax and sit tight, The Blind Idiot God, Azathoth is gonna make everything alright. Sa Da Tay!
Jan 7, 2025 · 52 min
SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE
We breakdance on Nosferatu’s thang, Pat considers dance lessons, and Big Bad Jawed is afwaid of a wittw bitty snake. Plus, a New Year’s resolution segment from the Meanie Babies on Discord.
Dec 31, 2024 · 52 min
THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES
WE SHOVELED SH*T SO HIGH IN THE DESERT WE COULDN’T TELL IF IT WAS MUD. JUST FOR SOME LIB RECEPTACLES TO DICHOT ON A SOLDIER WHO FOUGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS. IT MAKES ME AT NAUSEOUS. join the discord.
Dec 18, 2024 · 52 min
THE FLU GAME
In Game 5 of the ’97 NBA Finals, Michael Jordan willed his way to a victory, scoring 38 points while suffering from the flu. Now, in Episode 27 of The Mean Time, Jared faces similar odds as he battles his own flu. Will he rise to the occasion like MJ? No, he will not. This episode is a tough listen.
Dec 17, 2024 · 51 min
THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK
Here’s a list of the top 10 highest paid CEOs of 2024! Jon Winkelried, Harvey Schwartz, Hock Tan, Nikesh Arora, Sue Nabi, George Mattson, Stephen Schwarzman, Christopher Winfrey, Pablo Legorreta, and Ariel Emanuel! Knowledge is power!
Dec 10, 2024 · 53 min
BLAM!
Honestly it was unfair of you guys to put such undue pressure on us to be as funny as we were in the last episode. It’s not our fault that you can’t manage your expectations. Get over yourself, no one’s making you be here.
Dec 3, 2024 · 52 min
THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
NARROW BOY IS BACK WE ARE SO BACK WE’RE TALKIN SEX WITH SMASH BROS AND SEX WITH HARRY POTTER AND SEX WITH EACH OTHER AND BULLYING A 3 YEAR OLD YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Nov 27, 2024 · 52 min
DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE
An unrealistic precedent has been set as Jared sings his way through this week’s episode to make up for lost Pat while special guest Reece from Dreamfone is having a very long and quiet panic attack about it. It’s time to d-d-d-duel.
Nov 19, 2024 · 52 min
THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE EAGLES
With Pat on tour and Jared incapable of being funny without making fun of someone, there is only one man who can save this week’s episode of The Mean Time! Who could it be??? Text your answer to your local representative and tell them that women’s bodies shouldn’t be governed by men!
Nov 12, 2024 · 52 min
BOXING DAY BREAKFAST AT BRAUM’S
Hey there! Chris Rock here to say that I give Jared explicit permission to do a very spot-on white guy impression of me in this week’s episode of The Mean Time! If anyone should take issue with said impression, I encourage you to come back here and read this official statement. Polka-Dot Afro!!!
Nov 5, 2024 · 52 min
MISSIONARY: IT JUST FEELS BETTER
No fictional cartoon dogs were harmed, maimed, or otherwise antagonized during the filming of this week’s episode.
Oct 29, 2024 · 52 min
ANIMAL FULL ACTIVE SHOCK
Come and meat your favorite duo on the last day of Hallow-Mean as they crank up the jokes for the grand finale! A magical genie makes the boys think long and hard about the perfect wish, they get shafted at a derelict casino in the desert, and they shoot their shots at celebs to come on the show!
Oct 22, 2024 · 52 min
YO GIMME A WOOGITY
You ever get so freakin smoked out, baked up, fried down, stoney macaroni, zoinked, shlushpuppied, crispy chickky crunched, and otherwise H to the I-G-H’d on some sticky icky, skunky wunky, donkey dunky, ucey juicy, crunchy munchy, double budsky supremesky ganj????
Oct 15, 2024 · 52 min
I SMELL BOMB ON YOUR BREATH
Hallow-Mean Time continues as the boys dress up in their Michael-est costumes yet! One of them murdered over 161 people over decades on his path of vengeance and the other is dressed as Michael Myers! Groovy baby! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Oct 8, 2024 · 52 min
POKEMOPOLIS
You come to me this day, the day of my daughter’s choosing of her starter Pokémon and you ask me to steal a master ball from the Silph Co. You ask of me this, and you do not call me Don Giovanni, you do not feed my Persian a Pecha Berry. Fine, I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Sep 30, 2024 · 52 min
ZIP ZAP ZOP
WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF THE MEAN TIME WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND THE POINTS DON’T MATTER! THAT’S RIGHT THE POINTS ARE JUST LIKE CHAPPELL ROAN’S OPINIONS ON PERSONAL SPACE! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Sep 24, 2024 · 52 min
L’CHAIM
Let me guess! Pat tells a long-winded story while Jared cuts him off mid-sentence with a sing along so he can show off his voice to all the thick latinas out there? We get it, dude. You can sing. Jeez 14 episodes in and we’re already painting by numbers. This show used to mean something. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Sep 17, 2024 · 52 min
KICK A FAT FREESTYLE
DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND GO WATCH LIFE OF A SPHEAL ON YOUTUBE I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT PLEASE JUST GO WATCH IT NOW IT’S CALLED LIFE OF A SPHEAL WATCH IT ITS BY ENLARGEDKAI GO WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GO WATCH THAT VIDEO NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Sep 10, 2024 · 52 min
CHECK YOUR BALL HAIR
Rippling magnolia wood meets hardened Japanese Damascus forged in an ancient kiln, crafted by a master who has no name on a mountain that has many. Wait this says, “Made in China”. The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!
Sep 3, 2024 · 52 min
JUDAS WITH A POCKET OF SILVER
BIG MONEY BABY WE GOT A BIG RAISE BABY LETS GO WE DON’T CARE ABOUT DESCRIPTIONS ANMORE YAHOO GIVE US THAT SWEET MONEY BABY YEAH BABY YEAH The Mean Time on Idobi Radio! Hosted by Patrick Gilchrist and Jared Gaines! TUNE IN EVERY TUESDAY AT 6PM EST AND STREAM WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!

The Mean Time

GET READY TO DRINK DADDY’S MILK

SHAKE YOUR ASS FOR EVIL INCARNATE

THE DICHOTOMY OF RECEPTACLES

THE FLU GAME

THE SNACK WRAP IS BACK

BLAM!

THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS

DRIVE BY INCUBUS IS UNSTOPPABLE

THE FRATERNAL ORDER OF THE EAGLES

BOXING DAY BREAKFAST AT BRAUM’S

MISSIONARY: IT JUST FEELS BETTER

ANIMAL FULL ACTIVE SHOCK

YO GIMME A WOOGITY

I SMELL BOMB ON YOUR BREATH

POKEMOPOLIS

ZIP ZAP ZOP

L’CHAIM

KICK A FAT FREESTYLE

CHECK YOUR BALL HAIR

JUDAS WITH A POCKET OF SILVER