The Mean Time

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Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

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110 episodes
Updated Friday

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SHELDON, ROCK, JEEZY
Soccer Moms is on the podcast and they are stealing the show! We're talking about blind horses, Italian folks, and how Sebastian Maniscalco gives Chicago a bad name!
Friday · 52 min
THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS
The boys discuss Chris Nolan's The Odyssey and Jared has very reasonable responses to Patrick's super valid opinions on it. You know like a normal episode of The Mean Time. Also your high school bully shows up at the end.
July 24 · 54 min
TIME... MEAN TIME
The boys discuss James Bond, The Matrix, The Lord Of The Rings, and Randy Rhodes... no not that one.
July 17 · 52 min
THE CHURCH OF JGLS
Welcome to the Church of Jared Gaines of Latter-Day Saints! It is also a pyramid scheme and a cult, the details get fuzzy. Stick around, Patrick will most certainly be doing an oiled up/tarp down thing after general mass!
July 10 · 51 min
SPACEHOG
WILL NEFF IS HERE AND HE IS WAY FUNNIER THAN US. This was a humbling 4th of July experience and if you see either one of us in an improv class after this just know that Will Neff shamed us there. What a wonderful guy and a wonderful time to be alive. USA! USA! USA! USA!
July 3 · 52 min
2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY
THANK YOU FOR 2 YEARS OF THE MEAN TIME AND WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!! The most jam packed, all killer no filler, wild and exciting episode yet BY FAR. The boys take turns bringing in crazy surprises that will shock you and possibly kill you!!!
June 27 · 51 min
GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT
THE VIEWS EXPRESSED BY PATRICK AND JARED ABOUT JACKIE CHAN ARE ALL INCORRECT AND SHOULD NOT REFLECT ON THE MAN'S LEGACY OR MAYBE THEY SHOULD BUT REGARDLESS DON'T LISTEN TO US. Enjoy.
June 19 · 52 min
WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE
Jared gets Pat up to speed on the absolute SAGA that is Reckless Ben vs Bricks & Minifigs AND TELLS FUNNY JOKES LIKE HAHA FUNNY JOKES ABOUT BOMBS AND IT'S HAHA SO FUNNY JOKE TIME. Also the boys audition for a Dropout show.
June 12 · 52 min
THE BEAST INSIDE
THE BEAST INSIDE IS CHAINED NO LONGER. Watch the boys become the fallen angels they were always meant to be or something. Comment your favorite lyric to prove your inner darkness is wild and untamed!
June 9 · 50 min
JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING
WHAT A HACK!!! Jared finds a bunch of really super healthy and sustainable ways to lose weight and that makes Patrick scared and jealous of his lifestyle and physique. Patrick is very sorry for all the native people living on endoctored land and he will vote for whoever you think is best in the upcoming election to change that or keep it the same.
May 29 · 53 min
PUPPY PLAY
The boys celebrate their 100th episode with five puppies!!! And almost all of them lived so that's good! We do a little Q&A from our Patrons. Love ya'll, thank you for supporting the show! Check out Pawsitive Beginnings LA!
May 22 · 52 min
I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P.
Carter Ace joins the boys and they discuss Rush Hour, Madea, and Michael Jackson while Pat gets a much needed shave!
May 15 · 52 min
WHO'S BAD?
Jared let's loose and that's a big mistake. Maybe Pat will ride off into the sunset on a Harley Davidson about it. Regardless the boys are talking Michael and Avengers Doomsday and what to do if a girl is bullying you in school.
May 8 · 52 min
JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT
Honestly at this point they probably needed to get that out of their systems or else who knows what they would've done.
May 1 · 50 min
FEAR THE OLD BLOOD
If you're a nerd or a Christian, you're gonna love this one.
April 24 · 50 min
BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT
The boys are trapped in the Adirondacks and the only way out is to uhhh... The boys take a trip to Boston where everyone says uhhh... The boys think that all the Juggalos should uhh... Well why don't you tune in and all will be revealed!
April 17 · 50 min
CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES
WE APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING AND WE SERVE NO MASTER. Che Durena is on The Mean Time and Jared and Patrick have been fully stunlocked. I'd like to tell you what was said in this episode but the whole thing feels like a salvia trip and I feel dumber having watched it.
April 10 · 52 min
BOYZ II MON
IT'S SO HAAAAARD TO SAY GOODBYEEEE TO BUTTERFREEEEEEE!!!! Welcome to Jared's newest hyper-fixation and Pat's newest nightmare! Watch the boys try to win over TBS to finally get that show they've been talking about!
April 3 · 51 min
PAT BREAKS JARED
(Patreon Shoutout is at 14:45) Well it finally happened. Pat set a swift pace that Jared just couldn't match. Audio listeners I want you to genuinely describe what you think Pat looks like from context clues alone. May God have mercy on your souls.
March 27 · 52 min
I DON'T SPEAK AMISH
Pat does his best cougar impression while Jared recovers from a trip to the emergency room and the recent death of Mark the producer! Tropic Thunder is the greatest movie ever filmed!
March 20 · 51 min

The Mean Time

SHELDON, ROCK, JEEZY

THE ODYSSEY WITH JAREDUS AND PATUS

TIME... MEAN TIME

THE CHURCH OF JGLS

SPACEHOG

2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

GETTIN' JIGGY WIT IT

WE STEAL FROM OLD PEOPLE

THE BEAST INSIDE

JARED'S HEALTHY PUDDING

PUPPY PLAY

I.P.M.P.A.T.R.O.P.

WHO'S BAD?

JARED AND PATRICK FIGHT

FEAR THE OLD BLOOD

BACK TO BACK, BUTT TO BUTT

CONQUER DEMONS, THEN VIBES

BOYZ II MON

PAT BREAKS JARED

I DON'T SPEAK AMISH