The Mean Time

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Watch two best friends try so hard not to kiss on this podcast we cannot believe we get paid to do. Welcome to The Mean Time with Jared Gaines and Patrick Gilchrist.

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110 episodes
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Jun 6, 2025 · 52 min
WHACKY JACKET
The boys take on some serious political topics including the Ukraine War, the ongoing Israeli/Palestinian Conflict, and BONKing their manhood with a cartoon mallet.
May 30, 2025 · 52 min
WHAT?
I hope you’re very well aware of who Sebastian Maniscalco is because if not, this episode will make absolutely no sense to you. Good luck and praise God.
May 23, 2025 · 52 min
THE MIND GOBLIN
This week’s episode was brought to you by Dragon D’s and was originally aired at SawCon. We’d like to thank our special guests, Bofa and Eden, and we’d like to remind you that CD’s of this episode are still on sale. Friendly reminder that all characters imitated in this episode are just parodies.
May 16, 2025 · 52 min
SPINNERS ON DA POPE-MOBILE
We sincerely hope that you enjope this new episope all about the pope from chicagope OH GOOD GOD IS THAT GRAVEDIGGER??? AW YEAAAAHHH!!!
May 6, 2025 · 52 min
I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR BABY, GIRL
Jared hears a wild new DJO song about stealing babies, Pat imagines what WW2 would be like in the 1980s, and the boys discuss the political and economic state of the world right now.
Apr 29, 2025 · 52 min
LOUISIANA BABY BOIL
If you thought we were kidnapping babies house to house 2 weeks in a row, you’d be dead wrong. We’re eating them now. Buy a shirt.
Apr 22, 2025 · 52 min
TRICK QUESTION, YOUR BABY’S MINE
That should be me, stealing your child. That should be me, let me have it for a while. This is so wrong, this ain’t a song, give it to meeeeeee!
Apr 15, 2025 · 51 min
B.U.S.T.E.D.
Jared teaches Pat how to become a high value male for like 45 minutes and then just explodes all over him for the grand finale.
Apr 8, 2025 · 52 min
BLUE SKIDOO WE CAN TOO!
We got a heater for you this week and papas want to play a game with you. If you can count exactly how many IP references we make in this episode, you could win an extended stay vacation at the beautiful psych ward in the next town over.
Apr 1, 2025 · 52 min
POOP ON THE PATIENT PORTAL
Please eat food while enjoying this episode. It’s not as funny, entertaining, or otherwise unless you have a mouthful of something tasty and maybe a bit sloppy, maybe a nice lasagna or a homemade corn chowder!
Mar 25, 2025 · 52 min
WELCOME TO BRODYBUCKS
Apologies to the audio listeners, this one is almost exclusively visual bits so just use your imagination!
Mar 18, 2025 · 52 min
BOBBY FREDO
This week on The Mean Time Action News: Jared reports on an ongoing alien invasion in Oklahoma, Patrick stalks and ambushes an imposter Jon Bellion in a Starbucks, and rapper B.O.B. dies in a tragic SpaceX rocket explosion.
Mar 11, 2025 · 52 min
THE SPHINX’S RIDDLE
O, weary traveler, thy journey is fair and true but to continue on thine path, riddles three must be answered. Firstly, when doth the sale cometh for Nike sneakers, white as snow? Secondly, can’st thou doeth a Sebulba impression? And lastly, dost thou haveth a feet thing?
Mar 4, 2025 · 51 min
MOTHMAN MAKE A MIGHTY GOOD JAMBALAYA
You know how sometimes you wanna treat yourself so you buy a nice steak to cook for dinner but you don’t usually cook steak and you burn it and over season it but it’s still a $37 filet mignon so you eat it anyway? Well this episode is kind of like that!
Feb 25, 2025 · 52 min
WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE NORTH KOREA
GUESS WHO’S BACK BACK BACK BACK AGAIN GAIN GAIN JARED’S BACK BACK BACK TELL A FRIEND FRIEND FRIEND
Feb 18, 2025 · 53 min
COOCH ON MAIN
UPSAHL IS HERE! Jared is still down under. Find out if Pat knows how to talk to girls! (he doesn’t)
Feb 11, 2025 · 51 min
WE CAN’T BE HELD LIABLE
JARED IS GONE! DON’T CLICK OFF, DON’T CLICK OFF! GIVE US A CHANCE. I KNOW I’M JUST ON THE PODCAST AS EYE CANDY BUT WE CAN BE FUNNY TOO I SWEAR.
Feb 4, 2025 · 51 min
DA BOIDS AND DA BEEZ
There once was a man with a kink, whose nose was so big it could think. He’d stick that nose between his toes and splooge as fast as a blink! Subscribe to our Patreon.
Jan 28, 2025 · 51 min
DITS OR TICKS
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Jan 21, 2025 · 51 min
THE VORE HORSEMEN
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The Mean Time

WHACKY JACKET

WHAT?

THE MIND GOBLIN

SPINNERS ON DA POPE-MOBILE

I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR BABY, GIRL

LOUISIANA BABY BOIL

TRICK QUESTION, YOUR BABY’S MINE

B.U.S.T.E.D.

BLUE SKIDOO WE CAN TOO!

POOP ON THE PATIENT PORTAL

WELCOME TO BRODYBUCKS

BOBBY FREDO

THE SPHINX’S RIDDLE

MOTHMAN MAKE A MIGHTY GOOD JAMBALAYA

WE SHOULD BE MORE LIKE NORTH KOREA

COOCH ON MAIN

WE CAN’T BE HELD LIABLE

DA BOIDS AND DA BEEZ

DITS OR TICKS

THE VORE HORSEMEN