That Peter Crouch Podcast

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The UK's favourite football podcast with Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell! Chumbawamba!

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Mar 21, 2025 · 39 min
“I’m Not Proud” - Why Is Crouchy Back In The Doghouse?!
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the wild world of football’s finest personalities. From legendary road rage contenders to unexpected musical performances, the boys leave no stone unturned. Crouchy reminisces about the highs and lows of Cheltenham, while the gang debates who you’d least want to encounter in a van showdown. Plus, there’s a surprise musical guest delivering a Vanarama anthem for the ages… Expect laughs, shocking confessions, and enough football banter to keep you going all week. And remember, if you’ve got stories to share, the comments section is wide open! 00:00 - Quick catch-up with Crouchy, Chris, and Sids 10:00 - Peter’s latest antics on social media 16:00 - Vanarama: Who’s driving? 24:00 - Recording the Vanarama anthem 33:00 - Special guest appearance and the anthem debut 40:00 - Crouchy prepares for a return to the pitch 47:00 - Can Crouchy survive in the doghouse? 52:00 - The lads’ funniest fan-submitted stories 58:00 - Wrap-up and teaser for next week’s chaos Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 19, 2025 · 1 hr
Crouch's Career Almost Never Happened?! How Luck Can Change Your Life INSTANTLY
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the wildest marathon stories—both on and off the pitch. Sids reveals the highs and lows of training for the London Marathon, while Pete shares an unexpected encounter from his own race experience. The lads also react to an incredible story from a listener who ran 95 marathons in 61 days (yes, really!). The conversation takes a turn as they discuss luck vs. talent in football—does being in the right place at the right time matter more than skill? Crouchy reflects on the moments that made (and nearly broke) his career, while Sids shares his experience at Arsenal, where he might have been at the right club at the wrong time. Elsewhere, they tackle live TV chaos (including Joe Hart’s accidental on-air blunder), Chris’s roast dinner that led to an impromptu session on the pints, and the latest pod invention—an actual That Peter Crouch Podcast board game! The concept? Stay out of the doghouse and survive the ultimate pub crawl. Would you play it? Let us know in the comments—what’s the luckiest moment in your career? Would you take on the 95-marathon challenge? And most importantly… should Sids actually run the marathon dressed as a pudding?! Don't forget to subscribe, drop us a review, and stay tuned for more podcast chaos next week! 00:00:00 – Marathon Training Updates 00:09:50 – He ran Across Australia Listening to the Pod 00:22:00 – How Luck Shapes a Footballer’s Career 00:31:30 – Crouchy’s QPR Breakthrough 00:42:15 – A Cutthroat World: Football Academies 00:55:30 – “Doghouse" - The Board Game 01:02:02 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Messages Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_StarkInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 14, 2025 · 49 min
“You don’t win with THIS!” Peter’s Brutal Assessment of The Title Contenders
Peter Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea Everton 1 - 0 West Ham Southampton 1 - 3 Wolves Chris Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea Everton 2 - 1 West Ham Southampton 1 - 2 Wolves Sids Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea Everton 1 - 1 West Ham Southampton 0 - 0 WolvesPeter On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest football debates of the week, has Arteta completely lost the plot? After his dramatic press conference walkout, the lads break down the pressures of managing a Premier League club and the mind games involved. Elsewhere, they discuss the madness of Gazza, Stack, and Ruddock, legendary players who defined chaos on and off the pitch.But that’s not all, Salah’s future at Liverpool is under the microscope, with rumours of an unbelievable exit plan. Meanwhile, Cheltenham fever is in full swing, and the boys discuss the wildest betting stories, the unexpected connection between Cheltenham and Benidorm, and whether Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations get too out of hand for footballers. Got a Cheltenham tip or a story about a footballer meltdown? Drop it in the comments! 00:00 | Intro 08:45 | Arteta Walks Out! 16:20 | Salah’s Leaving Liverpool?! 22:40 | The Forgotten Football Rule 31:50 | Last Night’s Football Drama Analyzed 43:15 | Gazza, Stack & Ruddock Madness 47:25 | The Link Between Cheltenham & Benidorm 56:00 | Closing Thoughts & Next Episode Tease Subscribe to / @thatpetercrouchpodcast Follow our Clips page / @thatpetercrouchpodcastclips For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - / petercrouch Therapy Crouch - / @thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - / chris_stark Instagram - / chrisstark For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - / sjsidwell Instagram - / stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 12, 2025 · 47 min
‘I Reckon I ENDED his Career’ How to Know When to Hang Up Your Boots…
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of football’s biggest challenges… longevity. What does it take to keep playing at the highest level for years? Is it down to fitness, mentality, or just plain luck? The lads break down the secrets behind long careers, from training regimens to dressing room power struggles. They also reveal the telltale signs that a player’s time is up, plus the legends who somehow defied the clock. And of course, there are plenty of ridiculous stories along the way. If you think footballers have it easy, this one might change your mind. Be at your best. Consider therapy with our paid partner, BetterHelp. Click https://betterhelp.com/CROUCH for a 10% discount on your first month of therapy [00:00:00] – What does longevity mean? [00:05:30] – The biggest factor for a long career [00:10:15] – The players who defied time [00:20:20] – The modern approach to longevity [00:25:50] – How football veterans stay motivated [00:30:00] – Dressing room dynamics [00:35:45] – Knowing when it’s time to retire [00:40:10] – Is longevity harder now? [00:47:00] – The key to a long football career Subscribe to / @thatpetercrouchpodcast Follow our Clips page / @thatpetercrouchpodcastclips For more Peter Crouch:Twitter - / petercrouch Therapy Crouch - / @thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - / chris_stark Instagram - / chrisstarkFor more Steve Sidwell Twitter - / sjsidwell Instagram - / stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 7, 2025 · 37 min
Vanarama MADNESS! - The Game That’s Taken Over Football
Pete - 47 Sids - 46 Chris - 42 Final Scores from the weekend Man Utd 1-1 Fulham Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves Newcastle 1-2 Brighton Predictions (at 90 mins) Pete Man Utd 1-3 Fulham (0pts) Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves (3pts) Newcastle 3-2 Brighton (0pts) Chris Man Utd 1- 2 Fulham (0pts) Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves (0pts) Newcastle 2-0 Brighton (0pts) Sids Man Utd 0-2 Fulham (0pts) Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves (0pts) Newcastle 2-3 Brighton (0pts) On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive deep into the madness that is Vanarama, the game that’s taken over football! The lads discuss the hilarious chaos it’s brought to the pod and even pitch getting a major pop star to record the theme song. Elsewhere, the boys break down the biggest FA Cup shocks, discuss Wayne Rooney’s savage take on Manchester United, and question whether Arsenal’s attack is strong enough to win the league. Plus, Pete shares the story of a tackle so bad he had to apologise to Fabregas after the game! And of course, it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without some top-tier Doghouse stories, including a pre-written poem for a girlfriend who’s about to find out her fella has definitely messed up. Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what a game of Vanarama with animals would look like… well, let’s just say you’re in for a treat. Let us know in the comments—who’s got the worst football fine story? 👀 00:00 - Welcome to That Peter Crouch Podcast 00:01 - Vanarama Game Takes Over Football! 00:07 - FA Cup Predictions 00:18 - Peter Crouch’s Shocking Tackle 00:26 - The Key to Forest’s Success 00:32 - The Ultimate Doghouse Dilemma 00:36 - Playing Vanarama with Animals?! Subscribe to / @thatpetercrouchpodcast Follow our Clips page / @thatpetercrouchpodcastclips For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - / petercrouch Therapy Crouch - / @thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - / chris_stark Instagram - / chrisstarkFor more Steve Sidwell Twitter - / sjsidwell Instagram - / stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Mar 5, 2025 · 54 min
Rivalries: Football’s Most Unexpected Clashes
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the world of football rivalries—from the biggest derby days to the strangest grudges you never knew existed. The lads relive their personal experiences of playing in heated matches, including the madness of Brighton vs. Palace, the infamous Stoke vs. Arsenal clash, and the sheer hatred of Villa vs. Birmingham. But rivalries aren’t just for the pitch—managers, pundits, and even mascots get involved too. Sidwell shares his nightmare journey through hostile Palace fans, while Pete breaks down why some players never let things go (yes, Roy Keane, we’re looking at you). Plus, we dive into the weirdest football club owners and uncover the hidden rivalries in football punditry. Let us know in the comments—who is your biggest footballing rival? And if you're currently locked in a personal or workplace rivalry, we want to hear about it! 00:00 – Intro 04:30 – Second Clubs 07:30 – Dressing Room Drama 18:00 – Getting Personal 27:10 – The angriest tackles in football 30:45 – Dion Dublin 39:20 – Off the Pitch 50:15 – Club Owners Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 28, 2025 · 43 min
Who’s Getting knocked out?! Crouchy’s Bold FA cup predictions
Current standings: Pete - 44 Sids - 46 Chris - 42 Scores from weekend: Man City 0-2 Liverpool Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea Newcastle 4-3 Forest Petes Predictions Man City 1-2 Liverpool (1pts) Aston Villa 3-1 Chelsea (1pts) Newcastle 2-1 Forest (1pts) Sids Predictions Mancity 1-3 Liverpool (1pts) Aston Villa 2-0 Chelsea (1pts) Newcastle 1-0 Forest (1pts) Chris Predictions Man City 2-1 Liverpool (0pts) Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (3pts) Newcastle 1-1 Forest (0pts) On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid’s go head-to-head with their FA Cup predictions—who’s getting knocked out, and who’s pulling off the biggest upset? The lads also introduce the world to the Vanaramagame, the latest football-themed debate that’s taking over group chats everywhere. Plus, Liverpool’s dominance, Man City’s struggles, and why the forgotten backpass rule never gets punished. Finally, a few legendary listener stories and the biggest talking points from the weekend’s matches. Don’t forget to subscribe and drop your FA Cup predictions in the comments! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 26, 2025 · 45 min
They Were Written Off… Then Made History | Football’s Redemption Kings
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid delve into one of the most compelling themes in football—Redemption. Whether it’s a player bouncing back from a career-threatening injury, a manager proving the doubters wrong, or a team rising from the ashes, the lads explore what it truly means to have a comeback story. From Peter Crouch’s own redemption after a red card against Real Madrid to Stuart Pearce’s iconic penalty redemption for England, the episode is packed with gripping tales of resilience. The boys also take a deep dive into legendary redemption arcs like Ronaldo R9’s triumphant return to win the 2002 World Cup and David Beckham’s transformation from national villain to England’s hero. Plus, they discuss Marcus Rashford’s current struggles, Gareth Southgate’s managerial journey, and the most shocking comebacks in football history. But it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without a bit of chaos—expect tales of marathon training, pub crawls, and, of course, an outrageous listener email about a reverse cowgirl toilet disaster. Buckle up for a wild ride through football’s greatest redemption arcs and let us know in the comments—what’s your biggest football redemption story? 00:00:00 – Crouchy, Sid, and Chris kick things off (Marathon training & pub crawl idea) 00:03:02 – Introducing the theme of Redemption: What does it really mean? 00:05:18 – Crouchy’s own redemption story—Red card in Madrid to hero at Stoke 00:08:10 – How players deal with failure and bounce back stronger 00:12:23 – Harry Redknapp’s brilliant man-management after Crouchy’s mistake 00:15:05 – Sidwell’s nightmare: Back-to-back red cards and a season ruined 00:22:51 – Ronaldo R9’s incredible return from near career-ending injury 00:31:07 – David Beckham’s redemption arc—From villain to national hero 00:34:59 – Managers who’ve had redemption arcs—Postecoglou & Southgate 00:37:06 – What would true redemption for Gareth Southgate look like? 00:40:01 – The chaotic listener email about a toilet disaster 00:45:18 – The weekly Crouchy quote & final thoughts on Redemption Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 21, 2025 · 44 min
"This Could Be the Collapse” — Liverpool’s Biggest Test Yet
In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy checks in from a ski trip while Chris Stark and Steve Sidwell hold down the fort, with Sidwell performing an unexpected power move by claiming Crouch’s seat, stirring tension just as he surges to the top of their fantasy football league—raising the stakes on the brutal forfeit looming for the loser. They dive into major Premier League clashes Manchester City vs. Liverpool and Aston Villa vs. Chelsea as well as the reactions from last weekends football. Off the pitch, Chris shares a jaw-dropping fan encounter that helped him skip a two-hour queue at the Natural History Museum—showing the unexpected power of the pod community. The gang also brainstorms the most humiliating forfeits yet, including live poetry readings at football stadiums and a wild card idea involving apology cards for Moonpig’s "Dog House" section. 00:00:00 – Crouch Calls In from the Slopes 00:01:00 – The Power Move: Sidwell Takes the Throne 00:03:00 – Sidwell Surges Ahead 00:06:00 – Chris Stark’s Fan Encounter at the Natural History Museum 00:09:00 – Valentine’s 11: The Filthy Guess They Can’t Say Out Loud 00:11:00 – Man City vs. Liverpool: The Most Divisive Prediction Yet 00:18:00 – Aston Villa vs. Chelsea: Why Villa Might Destroy Them 00:23:00 – Newcastle vs. Forest: The Home Advantage Debate 00:26:00 – Sidwell’s Stag-Do Pep Talk: “No One Gets Left Behind” 00:28:00 – The Dog House Card: Crouch’s Genius Apology Hack 00:34:00 – The Forfeit From Hell: Live Poetry at a Football Stadium? 00:37:00 – The Secret Life of Stewards: Tactical Geniuses or Glorified Traffic Cones? 00:42:00 – Pub 11 & The New Game: Who Sits in the Middle of the Van? 00:44:00 – Wrap-Up: More Chaos Coming Next Week Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 19, 2025 · 57 min
The One Skill That Separates Good Managers from Great Ones
What really separates great football managers from the rest? In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Notorious SID, and Chris Stark dive deep into the hidden skill that defines success in football management. From Graham Potter’s bizarre motivational tactics—including getting players to take part in theatre and musical productions—to managers who completely lost the dressing room, they reveal how the best leaders get inside players' heads and inspire peak performance. Crouchy shares inside stories from the England squad, including how Sven-Göran Eriksson’s team sheet mistake left him fuming, and why some players simply don’t care about football. The lads also discuss other strange motivation techniques, from factory visits to unexpected dressing room speeches, and debate whether footballers today lack the same hunger as past generations. 00:00 - Welcome to the Show 03:00 - Sven-Göran Eriksson’s Team Sheet Blunder 08:30 - The Hidden Messages in Manager’s Team Talks 12:45 - Why Do Footballers Cover Their Mouths? 17:10 - Graham Potter’s Bizarre Motivation Tactics 22:40 - The Factory Visit That Changed Players’ Perspectives 27:15 - “Some Players Just Don’t Care” 33:50 - What It’s Like to Play Under a Truly Motivational Manager 38:20 - The Dressing Room Speech That Left Players Speechless 43:10 - How Managers Use Mind Games to Get the Best Out of Players 48:05 - The Most Important Skill for a Football Manager 52:30 - The Power of Motivation in Every Job Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 14, 2025 · 45 min
Was This The GREATEST Derby Ever Played?! How Tarkowski Put Everton Fans in the Doghouse!
Current standings: Pete - 39 Sids - 40 Chris - 37 Scores from the weekend Villa 2-1 Spurs Everton 0-2 Bournemouth Brighton 2-1 Chelsea Pete Villa 2-2 Spurs (0pts) Everton 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts) Brighton 1-3 Chelsea (0pts) Chris Villa 2-1 Spurs (3pts) Everton 1-2 Bournemouth (1pts) Brighton 2-2 Chelsea (0pts) Sids Villa 2-0 Spurs (1pts) Everton 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts) Brighton 1-2 Chelsea (0pts) On today’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy Chris and Sids are giving their reactions to what was possibly the greatest derby ever played!! In the final Merseyside Derby ever to be played at Goodison, the lads look how Tarkowski’s last second, thrilling equaliser may have inadvertently landed all the Everton faithful in the doghouse… In what was also a thrilling week for the lads own league, Chris’ trust in the process has helped flip the league completely on it’s head and left the big man’s bum well and truly squeaking as Sid’s propelled himself into the lead with a MASSIVE 4 POINTER!! And stay tuned, as the lads give their predictions for this weekends big clashes, including Spurs v Man Utd, Palace v Everton and Leicester v Arsenal. Let us know your predictions in the comments! Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 12, 2025 · 44 min
Mid-Season Review: Are Villa Quietly Becoming a Superpower?
On this week’s episode, the lads dive into the madness of the Premier League’s mid-season—who’s smashing it, who’s collapsing, and who’s just clinging on for dear life… With the transfer window firmly shut, we break down the biggest winners and losers. Has Chelsea completely lost the plot? Are Man United beyond saving? And have Aston Villa quietly becoming a powerhouse? Plus, there’s a heated debate about the most controversial sock choice, an absolutely legendary fan story featuring an awkward encounter at an airport Wetherspoons, and a look at how footballers actually unwind after those high-adrenaline night games. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 02:26 – White socks or no socks? 05:00 – Winding down after a night game 12:41 – Transfer window roundup 15:23 – Manchester City’s spending 20:38 – Chelsea’s transfers 27:06 – The Rashford dilemma 30:33 – Arsenal’s window a failure? 32:14 – Have United gone backwards? 35:07 – Forest and Liverpool’s quiet January 40:58 – The airport photo 43:23 – Airline XI Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 7, 2025 · 31 min
Football Fridays: Has This Tactical Masterstoke SAVED Everton?
Current standings: Pete - 39 Sids - 39 Chris - 33 Scores from the weekend: Arsenal 5-1 City Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool Ipswich 1-2 Southampton Pete Arsenal 1-3 City Bournemouth 1-2 Liverpool Ipswich 2-0 Southampton Chris Arsenal 1-2 City Bournemouth 1-3 Liverpool Ipswich 2-1 Southampton Sids Arsenal 0-2 City Bournemouth 0-2 Liverpool Ipswich 1-1 Southampton Upcoming Games - FA Cup Villa v Spurs (Paddy Power) Everton v Bournemouth Brighton v Chelsea - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - On this week’s Football Fridays Podcast, the lads dive into one of the strangest trends in modern football—transfer announcement videos. From Burnley’s Ross from Friends skit to Charlton’s Inbetweeners tribute - and even Crouchys clarets reveal - the lads share their thoughts on this window’s announcements and tee themselves up for “The Anno d’Or” Elsewhere, Arsenal’s statement win against Man City gets the full analysis treatment—was Gabriel’s battle with Haaland personal? Plus, we discuss whether FA Cup semifinals should return to Villa Park, Everton’s set-piece revolution, and whether social media now runs football more than managers do. And, of course, there’s room for a few classic listener-submitted football innuendos. Got a better one? Let us know in the comments! Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 02:30 – That Marcus Edwards reveal 04:10 – This window’s transfer videos 06:45 – Arsenal’s Man City thrashing 10:12 – The FA Cup’s most insane upsets 13:50 – Gabriel and Haaland… 16:40 – Villa vs Spurs 19:22 – Everton’s secret weapon 21:39 – Chris Wood & Real Madrid?! 24:10 – Brighton vs Chelsea 27:12 – Stewards warming up with subs 29:14 – Free pint madness in Nottingham! 30:40 – Football innuendos Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Feb 5, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min
James Collins: Team Punch-ups, Crazy Dubai trips, and Marking Ronaldo
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris sit down with former Welsh international and Premier League cult hero James Collins. Known for his no-nonsense defending, legendary commitment on the pitch, and wild off-the-field stories, ‘Ginge’ spills all on his career—from marking Luis Suárez at Anfield to the infamous Andy Carroll punch-up… The lads dive into what really went on in those chaotic West Ham dressing rooms, the outrageous team nights out, and why he once played a Premier League game with a steak strapped to his foot. Expect tales of Big Sam’s Dubai trips, brutal old-school training, and the unique team spirit that kept the Ginger Pele’s career going strong. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 12:17 – That Euro 2016 Run & Marking Ronaldo 19:08 – Gareth Bale’s Elite Mentality 30:22 – The Best Dressing Room of His Career 42:31 – Harry Redknapp’s Simple But Genius Advice 46:45 – Dinner Turned Guinness Session 52:08 – The Return to West Ham 57:15 – Kicking Suarez for 90 Minutes 1:01:18 – Mid-Season Dubai Trips 1:14:18 – The Steak on the Foot Story 1:17:05 – Andy Carroll Punch-Up 1:22:35 – Legendary Team Bonding Trip Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 31, 2025 · 45 min
Football Fridays: Could Bournemouth SHOCK Liverpool?
Current standings: Pete - 38 Sids - 36 Chris - 32 Scores from the weekend City 3-1 Chelsea Fulham 0-1 Man Utd Palace 1-2 Brentford Pete City 1-2 Chelsea (0pts) Fulham 2-0 Man Utd (0pts) Palace 2-1 Brentford (0pts) Chris City 2-2 Chelsea (0pts) Fulham 1-0 Man Utd (0pts) Palace 1-1 Brentford (0pts) Sids City 2-1 Chelsea (1pts) Fulham 1-1 Man Utd (0pts) Palace 1-2 Brentford (3pts) Upcoming Games Arsenal v City Bournemouth v Liverpool Ipswich v Southampton - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest shocks in the Premier League right now—Bournemouth’s ridiculous run of form… can they really take points off Liverpool this weekend? Elsewhere, the lads go in on VAR after yet another shocking decision, debate whether Arsenal can survive without Saka, and discover something deeply unsettling—whose feet are rated 5 stars online? And if that wasn’t weird enough, there’s talk of a wild new forfeit—Crouchy suspended above the Thames in a glass box. Could this actually happen? Let us know in the comments! Chumbawamba 00:00 – Crouchy’s love for Bridget Jones 03:11 – Five-star feet 09:04 – Title race implications 13:30 – That VAR decision 17:45 – Arsenal’s secret playbook 21:36 – Old-school set-piece training 27:10 – Bournemouth’s unreal form 34:02 – Crouchy in a glass box 38:45 – Twinning the towns 41:58 – Hand of Pod part III 44:50 – Wives vs husbands paddle Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 29, 2025 · 50 min
European Nights: Does the New Format Kill the Champions League?
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Steve dive into the magic of European football. From Crouchy and Sid’s own European nights to the new tournament format that has everyone scratching their heads, the lads leave no stone unturned. They compare their away day experiences, training at some of Europe’s most iconic stadiums, and answer listener questions about everything from Tesco-transfer announcements to under-arm knocking etiquette (yes, really). Expect plenty of laughs, insights on the upcoming fixtures, and a healthy dose of nostalgia as they recount tales from Milan, Barcelona, and beyond. We’ve even got a Champions League-themed quiz… unbelievable scenes. Chumbawamba 00:00 - Kicking off 00:14 - New UCL format: thoughts? 06:05 – Baby announcements, Fabrizio-style 10:06 – Under-arm knocking 15:02 - European travel stories 22:45 - Iconic stadium training 27:55 - Can you hit the screen? 29:40 - How pundits prepare for European matches 31:15 - European fan cultures 36:25 - Too much football now? 41:00 - Can Man City actually miss out? 47:15 - European magic 48:50 - Champions League quiz Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 24, 2025 · 46 min
Football Fridays: Spurs & United CRISIS—Can They Recover?
Current standings: Pete - 38 Chris - 32 Sids - 32 Scores from the weekend Arsenal 2-2 Villa Newcastle 1-4 Bournemouth Everton 3-2 Tottenham Pete Arsenal 2-0 Villa (0pts) Newcastle 2-1 Bournemouth (0pts) Everton 1-0 Tottenham (1pts) Chris Arsenal 2-1 Villa (0pts) Newcastle 2-0 Bournemouth (0pts) Everton 1-1 Tottenham (0pts) Sids Arsenal 1-0 Villa (0pts) Newcastle 1-1 Bournemouth (0pts) Everton 0-2 Tottenham (0pts) Upcoming games City v Chelsea Fulham v Man Utd Palace v Brentford - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - On this week’s Football Fridays, Crouchy, Chris and Sids dive into the chaos surrounding two of football’s biggest clubs: Tottenham Hotspur and Manchester United. From Spurs’ relentless struggles under Postecoglou to United’s ongoing woes with new management, the lads give their verdict on whether these two clubs can turn things around. Crouchy dissects Tottenham’s inconsistent performances, shocking defensive lapses, and the questions around Postecoglou’s future as well as Manchester United’s alarming inability to build momentum, with fans questioning whether Ruben Amorim is the right man for the job. Crouchy and the lads also delve into the new Paddle craze that is taking the UK sport scene by storm, with the BBQC+ being its newest recruit. With bold predictions for this "Big Weekend”, updates on our #StandForStewards campaign and even Valentine’s Day ideas, Crouchy, Chris and Sid’s have got you covered. And let us know in the comments: Who do you think is in bigger trouble —Tottenham or United? How can either team save their season? Chumbawamba 00:00 – Kicking off 00:42 – Predictions gone wrong… 04:05 – Bridge back stronger 09:00 – Paddle tennis: the new obsession 14:02 – Manchester United’s crisis 20:03 – Chelsea vs. Man City 26:00 – Fulham’s push for Europe 30:16 – Crystal Palace vs. Brentford 34:22 – “It’s a nightmare fixture!” 39:01 – Valentine’s Day meat bouquets 43:40 – Listener messages 45:05 – The “Big Weekend" Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 22, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Emmanuel Petit: The Secret That Won Us the World Cup
On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome 1998 World Cup winner and Premier League legend, Emmanuel Petit. Emmanuel shares his extraordinary journey from his humble beginnings in Normandy to lifting the World Cup on home soil and achieving Premier League glory with Arsenal. The conversation covers Petit’s insightful views on the unique challenges of football at the highest level, his deep respect for mentors like Arsène Wenger, and the unmatched thrill of scoring in a World Cup final. The episode also dives into his thoughts on the differences between club and international football, the role of tradition in the Premier League, and the personal sacrifices behind his incredible career. Whether you’re a fan of Arsenal, international football, or just love a good football story, this episode is unmissable. Chumbawumba 00:00 – Intro 00:58 – Petit's toughest opponent 02:16 – Gerrard, Lampard, or Scholes? 05:45 – Wenger’s life-changing advice 10:08 – Impact of losing a brother 15:47 – Boxing Day tradition 21:23 – Arsenal’s double-winning season 30:12 – The moment he lived his dream. 36:42 – World Cup victory parade 52:18 – Petit's reflection Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 17, 2025 · 56 min
Football Fridays: FA Cup’s BIGGEST Debate—Do Replays Still Matter?
Football Fridays are BACK! On this week’s return of Football Fridays, the team dive back into the footballing world after the Christmas break, covering everything from Arsenal’s injuries to FA Cup drama and the return of David Moyes. The lads navigate the highs and lows of the game, with discussions also veering into wild tangents; from autograph hunters and childbirth analogies—this episode has it all. Whether it’s replays in the FA Cup, tactical debates, or ridiculous derby rivalries (Jamie Oliver vs. Gino D’Acampo!), it’s great to have the Friday pod back stronger in full swing. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Welcome Back! 00:31 – Christmas fixtures recap 03:45 – FA Cup weekend breakdown 07:30 – Replay or Not? 12:45 – Autograph hunters 19:50 – Arsenal's injury struggles 27:15 – Moyes’ return to Everton 33:10 – Arsenal vs.Villa 38:00 – Newcastle Vs.Bournemouth 45:20 – Spurs’ chaotic season 51:00 – TV derbies 58:45 – Closing thoughts Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Jan 15, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
January Transfers: “It’s Absolute Chaos”— Why Players Hate January Moves
In this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids take a no-holds-barred dive into the untold chaos of the January transfer window. From the frantic last-minute deals to the emotional upheaval for players and their families, this episode delivers unparalleled insight into football’s most unpredictable month. Pete opens up about his own experiences moving clubs mid-season, revealing the nerve-wracking reality of relocating with barely any notice. The guys discuss the cultural shocks foreign players face when arriving in freezing English winters, the role of agents in sealing (or ruining) transfers, and the behind-the-scenes drama fans never get to see… The lads also debate which January signings were absolute bargains and which became total disasters. With hilarious anecdotes, insider secrets, and candid moments, this episode is a must-watch for football fans looking to uncover the reality behind the headlines. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 02:09 – New Year's resolutions 04:32 – The quatro board?! 08:10 – all-badge trunks 11:06 - The studded steward 18:32 – Sid’s January moves 20:47 – January relocations 24:10 – Are January transfers riskier? 29:36 – Cultural challenges 32:24 – Psychological toll 40:18 – Frantic deadline day deals 45:32 – Pete’s hotel stay 47:15 – Do the January transfers help or harm clubs? 52:48 – Warm-weather training camps 56:42 – Recalling January signings 1:01:24 – A few predictions Subscribe to https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFULBvlxNWW8cWsrV6fGrcw Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.