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The UK's favourite football podcast with Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell! Chumbawamba!

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  • Oct 22, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min

    EP. 344 | James Tarkowski: That Liverpool Equaliser, Grealish’s Impact & Battles with Haaland And Van Dijk

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are joined by James Tarkowski, the no-nonsense centre-back for Everton Football Club. Known for his leadership, resilience, and heart-on-sleeve playing style, Tarkowski opens up about life at Goodison Park, Sean Dyche’s influence, and what it’s really like to play in Merseyside derbies. He shares stories from Burnley’s golden years, the chaos of Everton’s survival seasons, and his thoughts on football’s return to big number 9’s, directness, and long balls. The lads also dive into dressing room psychology, VAR frustrations, and post-football plans — from coaching to business ventures. Expect honest football chat, great banter, and a few unexpected laughs (including Tarky’s Frozen piano moment). Chumbawamba 00:00 – Tribute to Stuart Pearce’s son 00:35 – Opening banter and intro with the lads 08:45 – Sunday League chaos & Crouchy’s DM prank 16:20 – Dyche and managing “grenade” club owners 18:40 – Maguire’s redemption & tournament talk 35:00 – James Tarkowski joins the pod 36:10 – Settling into Everton and the chaotic seasons 38:31 – Goodison Park vs. the new stadium 41:10 – Grealish’s form and personality off the pitch 44:05 – Tarkowski vs. Van Dijk: The Derby Battle 48:06 – The famous last-minute volley and the wild celebrations 50:35 – Tarkowski’s journey from non-league to Premier League 54:05 – Inside Burnley’s dressing room culture 57:25 – Sean Dyche’s mind games and Burnley mentality 1:03:10 – Life after football & finding new passions Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 15, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min

    EP. 343 | Joel Ward: The Untold Story Behind Palace’s FA Cup Win & What Really Happens When You're Released

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by free agent and Crystal Palace legend Joel Ward. From lifting the FA Cup to living in a Bible college, Joel dives deep into the highs, lows, and surprises of his footballing journey. The lads chat about Ward’s free agent life, what it’s really like being on the sidelines after a long stint at a club, and how he's mentoring the next generation at Palace. They also get stuck into proper dressing room stories, the real power of player faith groups, and one of the most intense atmospheres in football — Fratton Park on a European night. Oh, and things take a serious left turn into 18-hour brisket smoking sessions and barbecuing like a pro. Is Joel Ward the best footballing pitmaster in the country? You'll have to listen to find out. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Episode opens: remote setup and Ibiza hangover chat 00:02:14 – Sids explains how bad weather justified a heavier night out 00:03:08 – McDonald's recovery mode: international break confessions 00:04:34 – “Three nights in a row is heavy at this age” – big night consequences 00:06:10 – Fantasy football standings update: Sid storming into the lead 00:07:09 – Cheating Chris out of points? 00:10:17 – Ange & Forest: “It’s not going to end well” 00:12:54 – Arsenal's mental hurdle: “They have to win a league title NOW” 00:19:11 – Crouch’s bet builder: Mo Salah to score first 00:25:11 – Steve Bruce story: “His dad asked, ‘How do you stand in that box?’” 00:30:53 – Joel Ward joins the pod 00:31:15 – Life as a free agent and staying fit at Palace 00:33:13 – Winning the FA Cup: “You couldn’t write it” 00:34:46 – “I knew we were going to win” – the surreal moment before victory 00:35:48 – What it meant for lifelong Palace fans 00:36:03 – How the team mentally prepared for a once-in-a-lifetime shot 00:38:17 – Why the Palace system works, even without stars 00:40:01 – Ward on changing roles and mentoring at Palace 00:42:34 – Coaching, faith, and media aspirations 00:43:24 – Growing up in a Bible college with 30+ residents 00:45:42 – Faith in football: pre-game prayers and support groups 00:49:04 – WhatsApp groups with Eze, Trent, and other believers 00:52:00 – Coming through the ranks at Portsmouth 01:00:00 – Facing AC Milan: “I saw Maldini in the tunnel” 01:04:09 – The great football BBQ debate begins Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 10, 2025 · 37 min

    EP. 342 | Pete Reveals the BEST Pint, Curry & Goal Celebration in the world with Joel Dommett!!!!

    Subscribe to ‘And The Award Goes To…’ In this bonus episode - Pete’s been on another pod! Pete swung by the brand new podcast - ‘And The Award Goes To…’ - the podcast that’s also an awards show, as he handed out five awards, across five categories, that Joel made up just for him. Listen in as Pete picks his winners for awards such as Best First Sip of a Pint, Best Goal Celebration of All Time, and The GOAT Indian Order. Follow ‘And The Award Goes To…’ On Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/spotify-and-the-award-... On Apple Podcasts: https://tinyurl.com/and-the-award-goes-to On Amazon: https://tinyurl.com/amazon-and-the-award-g... On TikTok: https://tinyurl.com/tiktok-and-the-award-g... On Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/Insta-And-The-Award-Go... On YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-And-The-Award-... Brand new episodes of ‘And The Award Goes To’ drop every Friday. Brought to you by Argos and Acast Creative. The views and opinions expressed in this podcast are solely those of the host(s) and do not necessarily reflect the view or position of Argos or any of its group companies. Descriptions of the products mentioned in this podcast are accurate as at the time of recording. Check your local store or argos.co.uk for product availability, which may vary. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 8, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

    EP. 341 | Serge Pizzorno: Lifting the Champions League Trophy, CrouchFest Memories & Service Station Signings

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Kasabian frontman Sergio Pizzorno, the creative force behind one of Britain’s most iconic rock bands. The lads dive deep into Sergio’s world — from his legendary songwriting process in “The Sergery,” to the chaos and glory of performing Fire in front of tens of thousands. Serge opens up about Kasabian’s new music, what drives him as a frontman, and his unique parallels between music and football. They also relive Leicester City’s miraculous Premier League triumph, wild gigs at CrouchFest, and why Sean Dyche might owe him for Crouch’s transfer to Burnley. Expect stories of flares, service station meetups, and rock ‘n’ roll philosophy — all with that unmistakable Crouch Pod banter. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro banter & Sid’s hair chat 02:00 – Pete teases the arrival of Sergio Pizzorno 03:00 – Crouch’s “Home Olympics” with Serge 06:00 – The lads’ league and “horny draws” 17:00 – Sergio Pizzorno joins the pod 18:00 – Memories of listening to Kasabian’s album on a yacht in France 20:00 – Chaos at CrouchFest & performing Fire live 21:00 – Writing “Hippie Sunshine” and the Elton John-inspired breakdown 23:00 – How Kasabian blend rock and rave into one sound 25:00 – The art of reading a crowd & touring America 27:00 – Life on tour, staying sober, and “living life backwards” 30:00 – How Fire became the soundtrack to football 33:00 – Glastonbury, flares, and Kasabian’s stadium moments 36:00 – Sean Dyche, service stations, and transfer stories 41:00 – Leicester City’s miracle season memories 45:00 – Jamie Vardy stories & the Champions League trophy moment 50:00 – Football trivia battles & the “3-day question” saga 53:00 – Sergio on the new album and what’s next Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Oct 1, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min

    EP. 340 | Sir Gary Oldman: The Oscar, The Knighthood & The Problem With Manchester United

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids sit down with Sir Gary Oldman – one of Britain’s greatest actors, an Oscar and BAFTA winner, and the man behind unforgettable roles in Dracula, Harry Potter, The Darkest Hour, and Slow Horses. A lifelong Manchester United fan, Oldman opens up about his first experiences watching football in the 1960s, his friendship with Sir Alex Ferguson, and why he misses the old-school loyalty of players who stayed at clubs for decades. He also dives deep into the craft of acting – from the grueling physical toll of roles like Churchill, to getting nicotine poisoning while filming, to his pride in movies like JFK. Along the way, Gary shares stories about recent knighthood, Oscar night nerves, fart gags on Slow Horses, and his admiration for George Best. This one’s a proper crossover of football and film. 00:00:00 – Intro: Pete, Chris & Sids kick things off 00:01:12 – Sitting with Turkish fans & reminiscing at Anfield 00:03:29 – Debate over Ryder Cup crowds & respect in golf 00:05:03 – Golfers celebrating like Sunday league lads with beers 00:08:32 – Football tactics going “full circle”: long throws & direct play 00:10:23 – Newcastle heartbreak & Premier League predictions league 00:12:04 – Sunderland shoutout 00:13:09 – Gareth Southgate rumours & whether he’d suit Man United 00:18:11 – Big preview: Chelsea vs Liverpool 00:22:13 – Bournemouth vs Fulham preview & stadium expansion chat 00:32:24 – Score predictions: United vs Sunderland 00:32:45 – Introduction of special guest: Sir Gary Oldman 00:33:43 – The infamous farting scene in Slow Horses explained 00:39:01 – Oldman on The Firm & 1980s hooliganism 00:40:51 – Where Gary was when he found out about his knighthood 00:42:17 – Gary’s most proud film role 00:43:17 – Playing Churchill & winning the Oscar 00:53:02 – Gary’s football roots & becoming a Man United fan 00:55:22 – Nostalgia: Best, Charlton, Giggs, and loyalty in football 00:59:29 – The loss of “first eleven” continuity 01:02:01 – Sir Alex nearly cameoing in Slow Horses 01:03:30 – Critiquing Rooney & Giggs’ acting in adverts 01:05:01 – Which Oldman character could rescue Man United’s dressing room 01:07:46 – What’s next for Gary: more Slow Horses Chumbawamba Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 24, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min

    EP. 339 | The Madness of Loan Moves & Why We NEED a Fourth Official Appreciation Day

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Peter Crouch, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell dive into the ins and outs of loan moves: the good, the bad, and the brutally honest. Drawing from personal experience, Sids opens up about being sent out on loan early in his career and how it shaped his future, while Crouchy shares the highs and harsh realities of being loaned to clubs to fight for game time. The lads also get into the unique pressure young players face, the role of managers during these periods, and how loan spells can make, or break, careers. The lads dissect a big weekend of Premier League action, including Arsenal vs Man City and Liverpool vs Everton, while unpacking the bizarre booking of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall for taking a quick free kick and why sprinting around the back of the goal is a tactical masterpiece. Fourth official respect, a genius Sunday League campaign featuring Sids himself, surprise matchday moments next to Joe Gomez, and a deeper dive into the wild plan to make Refs famous. It's soup season. It's prediction season. #FootballLoans #PremierLeague #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast #Podcast #PeterCrouch Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 17, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min

    EP. 338 | Answering Your HILARIOUS Messages, Why Amorim Needs A Chance & Predicting Merseyside Derby Drama...

    On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into a big batch of brilliant listener messages — from unfortunate road names and tall-teen fashion dilemmas, to the mystery behind why players get booked for taking their shirts off. Alongside the laughs, the lads give their predictions and analysis on a huge weekend of Premier League fixtures, including Arsenal vs Man City, Liverpool vs Everton, and United vs Chelsea. Expect bold calls, heated debates, and some outrageous analogies… Elsewhere, Sids reveals his chaotic Lime bike journey, gasps at a surprise message from NBA legend Steve Nash, and why Fulham handed him “the keys to the cottage.” There’s even soap star walk-ons and comparisons to Messi and Ronaldo, plus a cheeky free-agent chat which we’ve decided will be best left to a full episode with a current free-agent… stay tuned for that one. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Crouchy’s Lime bike chaos on the way to City Airport 00:02:15 – Surprise shout-out from Steve Nash and Fulham Forever Fulham day 00:04:13 – Fulham vs Leeds horror show & Portsmouth-Southampton derby memories 00:05:37 – Chris at Doncaster races and Crouchy’s BBQ weekend 00:06:14 – Guest-free episode twist: talking free agents 00:12:18 – Tottenham’s MLS free agent training story 00:13:32 – The awkward reality of running contracts down 00:15:44 – Leaving Reading for Chelsea & Fulham negotiations 00:18:35 – The “romantic” idea of finishing your career at a smaller club 00:20:33 – Mental battles of training alone while waiting for a call 00:24:53 – Prediction league update & hilarious “tight as a raccoon’s nutsack” moment 00:29:14 – Crouchy on Ted Lasso cameos & behind-the-scenes chaos 00:34:47 – “Mike Bassett” meltdown comparisons in football management 00:41:22 – Salah shirt-off celebration predictions 00:49:16 – The debate on shirt-off bookings being about sponsors vs football Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 10, 2025 · 1 hr 39 min

    EP. 337 | Owen Hargreaves: Bayern’s BRUTAL Dressing Room - “I Didn’t Celebrate Winning The Champions League At 20.”

    This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids welcome Owen Hargreaves — former England international, Champions League winner with both Bayern Munich and Manchester United, and one of the few players to represent England after developing abroad. Known for his versatility and tireless midfield work, Owen opens up about growing up in Canada, life at Bayern, sharing a dressing room with Cristiano Ronaldo, Beckham, Scholes, and Gerrard, and the brutal realities of top-flight football. The lads dig into forgotten legacies, dressing room cliques, and Champions League glory, while Owen reflects on injuries, criticism, and what it takes to compete with the very best. Expect candid stories from training bust-ups to iconic finals, plus the usual mix of laughs, tangents, and behind-the-scenes honesty only this pod delivers. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Opening banter: mascot forfeit, selfies, crossbar challenge at Farnham Town 00:06:02 – Sidwell’s Indian restaurant photo wall spotted by fans 00:11:28 – Predictions league table update (Crouch, Chris, Sids) 00:13:35 – Crouch recalls being ruthlessly told he was leaving Tottenham 00:17:12 – Owen’s teenage Golden Boot feats remembered 00:19:19 – Sponsored segment: City vs United derby odds and predictions 00:25:00 – Arsenal vs Forest preview and predictions 00:27:04 – Everton vs Villa preview and predictions 00:31:21 – Hargreaves enters – first meetings with Crouchy, Milk Cup memory 00:38:04 – First trial in Germany, arriving at Bayern aged 15 00:46:03 – Brutal Bayern training: bust-ups, tear-ups, winners only 00:47:14 – Manager Ottmar Hitzfeld’s advice: “They must hate you to respect you” 00:48:12 – Effenberg’s respect moment: “You’ll be my successor” 00:55:22 – Playing with Beckham, Scholes, Gerrard, Lampard – the impossible midfield balance 01:05:25 – Facing Zidane, Ronaldinho, and Brazil’s 2002 side 01:10:32 – 2001 Champions League Final at 20 years old 01:13:23 – Celebrations after winning Champions League (or lack of) 01:18:28 – Beating Chelsea and Barcelona with Manchester United 01:22:07 – Playing with Ronaldo: training habits and obsessive mindset 01:25:42 – United dressing room: Rooney, Scholes, Giggs, Tevez 01:30:15 – Ronaldo’s Ballon d’Or hunger – “he was obsessed with being the best” 01:33:02 – Why Ronaldo left United for Madrid 01:35:11 – Quickfire round: favourite stadiums, toughest opponents, best players Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Sep 3, 2025 · 1 hr 28 min

    EP. 336 | Graham Stack Tells His INSANE Stories, Footballer Boxing & Behind the Scenes Invincibles Bust-Ups!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sid welcome former Arsenal goalkeeper Graham Stack, who enjoyed a wild career with clubs including Reading, Wolves, Hibs, Barnet, and Kerala Blasters. Known as much for his no-nonsense style as his shot-stopping, Stack lifts the lid on some of football’s most infamous behind-the-scenes moments, including what really happened in the dressing room during Arsenal’s 03/04 season. Stack reflects on the chaos and camaraderie of his playing days, including infamous training ground bust-ups, dressing-room scraps, and wild fan encounters abroad. He also reveals his latest venture—organising a one-of-a-kind boxing night where ex-footballers swap the pitch for the ring, raising funds for charities close to his heart such as the Willow Foundation. Expect Stack’s infamously outrageous stories, brutal honesty, and the kind of behind-the-scenes insight only a journeyman goalkeeper with tales from Arsenal’s Invincibles to non-league can deliver. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Opening banter: moths, holidays & random chaos 00:09:52 – Alan Shearer vs. Crouchy on the golf course 00:16:40 – The lads debate VAR decisions & refereeing standards 00:24:18 – How player fines spiral out of control 00:29:14 – Graham Stack joins the show 00:30:00 – Stack explains his footballers’ boxing night idea 00:34:55 – The charity causes behind the boxing event 00:41:42 – Arsenal days: Invincibles training scraps & bust-ups 00:46:08 – Thierry Henry vs. Lauren fight story 00:49:15 – The “dark side” of Dennis Bergkamp 00:50:32 – Crouchy’s worst fight ever told 00:51:36 – Comparing modern goalkeepers to his era 00:53:21 – Stack’s career journeys: from Arsenal to Barnet & beyond 01:00:42 – Kerala Blasters: the madness of Indian football crowds 01:09:55 – Lower-league realities: brutal scraps & survival mode 01:17:38 – Crouchy recalls his nastiest on-pitch fight 01:24:12 – Final reflections & push for Stack’s charity boxing night To book your table or sponsor a boxer, visit the Pro Project Promotions website today: https://www.proprojectpromotions.com/ Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 27, 2025 · 1 hr 23 min

    EP. 335 | The WORST Away Ends in Football & Crouch’s Forfeit REVEALED!

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are all recording remotely – and it shows. With Chris juggling kids, a house move, and a wife in A&E after a freak avocado incident, the lads start with sincere apologies to our listeners. (Chris’ audio improves after the 6 minute mark!) From there, it’s classic chaos: Crouch’s dodgy pink headphones, festival stories, and the announcement of Pete’s a ridiculous forfeit… The football chat gets lively with breakdowns of Liverpool’s comeback against Newcastle, predictions for Arsenal vs Liverpool, and reflections on stadium atmospheres – from dodgy sound systems to legendary announcers. The lads also go deep on traditions, Bovril vs modern food trends, and the unspoken bonds between fans who see each other every week but never exchange names. Expect tangents on circular beds, waterbeds, half-time Coldplay gigs, and even hypothetical transfer “sliding doors” moments like Shearer at United or Gerrard at Chelsea. It’s loose, funny, chaotic – and feels like being back in the pub with your mates. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Lads open remotely, Chris apologises for chaos. 00:01:36 – Chris reveals wife’s avocado accident and A&E trip. 00:04:05 – Pete talks about hosting Alex James’ Big Feastival. 00:07:16 – Forfeit revealed: mascot appearance at Farnham Town. 00:12:07 – Liverpool’s dramatic late comeback against Newcastle. 00:14:05 – Chat on Max Dalman’s debut and rising star potential. 00:15:34 – Paddy Power predictions: Liverpool vs Arsenal debate. 00:24:19 – Big shout: Burnley upset incoming? 00:29:16 – Stadium acoustics and dodgy sound systems. 00:34:14 – Fallen giants: Crouchy on quiet stadiums like Reading. 00:36:10 – Pre-match hype: Chelsea’s “blue carpet” and DJ. 00:39:15 – Worst away days: QPR’s cramped stands and pillars. 00:45:10 – The underrated job of stadium announcers. 00:55:12 – Mad idea: watching football from a stadium swimming pool. 00:59:01 – Campaign to bring Bovril back for kids. 01:03:27 – Fans who see each other weekly but never ask names. 01:12:16 – Sliding doors: Shearer at United, Gerrard at Chelsea. 01:16:25 – Chris’ new bed arrives mid-recording. 01:22:03 – Throwback to chaotic, boozy Covid-era pods. Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 20, 2025 · 1 hr 21 min

    EP. 334 | How Opening Day Defeats can RUIN a Whole Season...

    On this week’s bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the chaos and comedy of pre-season. From Oasis gigs in Dublin to dodgy roly-polys after a last-minute winner, the lads unpack the highs and lows of football’s return. Pete relives opening-day nightmares, bizarre pre-match routines, and superstitions about kits and boots, while Chris and Sids share the fan’s perspective on renewing season tickets, spotting familiar characters in the stands, and suffering the agony of “that one voice” in the crowd that cuts through everything. We also hear about disastrous goal celebrations, iconic supporters who deserve cult hero status, and whether football has gone too far with grip socks and fashionable penalties. It’s all pre-season nostalgia, outrageous stories, and plenty of laughs as the boys gear up for another season. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Pete’s return and Oasis in Dublin story 00:06:17 – First impressions of Villa vs Newcastle opening-day clash 00:07:42 – Brighton v Fulham result and Pete’s league bragging rights 00:12:07 – Sunderland and Leeds back in the Premier League spotlight 00:14:02 – Being alone vs family life balance 00:17:12 – Hilarious story of sneaking over the gate 00:21:42 – The speculation around players clapping fans and transfer rumours 00:25:35 – Pete on West Ham’s struggles and survival battles 00:29:23 – Big weekend preview: Man City vs Spurs 00:42:29 – Pre-season discussion officially begins 00:47:06 – Pete’s nightmare opening day at Stoke City 00:49:03 – Getting battered at Stamford Bridge by Deco’s Chelsea 00:52:11 – The fan who haunted Pete every week at Spurs 00:55:15 – Season ticket traditions and football friendships 01:03:22 – Stories of players injured during wild goal celebrations 01:08:58 – Pete’s infamous failed roly-poly celebration unearthed 01:18:05 – Rant on grip socks, referees, and fashionable penalties Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Aug 13, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min

    EP. 333 | Luke Littler on Brush With Sir Alex, Fifa With Rooney & His Becoming WORLD CHAMPION at Just 18

    Welcome back for this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast! We return from our summer break with a very special episode featuring reigning PDC World Champion Luke "The Nuke" Littler. At just 18 years old, Luke has taken the darts world by storm, rising from pub leagues to global stardom in record time. Pete, Chris, and Sids dive into Luke’s rapid journey, from his first throws as a kid to competing — and winning — on the biggest stages. Luke talks candidly about dealing with sudden fame, staying grounded with his mates, meeting sporting heroes like Sir Alex Ferguson and Wayne Rooney, and the surreal moment he took the World Championship trophy to Old Trafford. Plus, we hear about his love for KP nuts, his driving theory test nerves, and the mindset tricks that keep him calm at the oche. Expect big laughs, surprising confessions, and a few dartboard challenges thrown in for good measure. We also catch up on the latest transfers, our first week of predictions, and issue a brief reminder to Pete that he has an outstanding IOU on a forfeit… Oh it’s good to be back. Chumbawamba 00:00:00 – Back from summer break; lads catch up and talk about the new podcast format. 00:04:16 – Sad news: Samira restaurant closes, with funny and nostalgic stories from visits. 00:09:29 – Transfer gossip kicks off – Sunderland’s announcement video, player knowledge, and awkward intros. 00:12:05 – Jack Grealish to Everton rumours and how the system could suit him. 00:14:33 – Crystal Palace discussion: key players, Conference League drama, and unfair rulings. 00:17:12 – Will Hughes shout-out and Conference League chances. 00:18:06 – Predictions segment starts with Arsenal v Man United and Tucker’s 19 involvement. 00:23:01 – Debate over managers coaching from opposite touchlines. 00:26:21 – Tucker’s 19 predictions revealed for upcoming fixtures. 00:28:05 – Villa v Newcastle preview and more predictions. 00:34:21 – Brighton v Fulham predictions before Luke Littler joins. 00:35:54 – Luke Littler arrives – warm welcome and first dart throws with the lads. 00:37:26 – Luke on going from pub darts to global fame and dealing with attention. 00:41:24 – How Luke copes with media, stays grounded, and avoids showing frustration. 00:43:00 – Meeting sporting heroes – Rooney, Ferguson, and surreal fan moments. 00:46:05 – Luke’s early days in darts, playing pub leagues from the age of 9. 00:50:16 – Talking favourite legs, nine-darters, and the mental edge in competition. 00:56:09 – Life on tour: food, travel, and the realities of the darts circuit. Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2 Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jul 16, 2025 · 59 min

    EP. 332 | Henri Lansbury: “I Knew I Had Cancer… But I Didn’t Want to Stop Playing”

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by former Arsenal and Nottingham Forest midfielder Henri Lansbury—a man known for his composed playmaking style, his Premier League journey, and now, his unexpected new life as a lawn-care entrepreneur. Henri gets candid about a life-changing diagnosis—testicular cancer—and opens up on how he discovered it, why he kept it quiet during his career, and how football dressing room culture shaped his response. In a powerful, funny, and refreshingly honest chat, Henri explains the moment he realised something was wrong, the speed of his surgery, and how football banter helped him process it all. The lads also dive into Henri’s career journey through Arsenal’s elite youth system, wild loan spells at Scunthorpe and Norwich, and his glory years at Forest. There’s even time to talk about robot lawn mowers, silent discos, and how Henri went from footballer to founder of Grass Gains, the fertiliser brand making waves in Premier League stadiums and home gardens alike. Stick around to hear some top-class football nostalgia, locker room laughs, and the kind of heartfelt real talk that this podcast delivers best. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 02:30 – Crouchfest at Glastonbury? 06:00 – Henri Lansbury’s Arsenal roots and elite youth training 13:00 – Loan life at Scunthorpe: “Where the f*** is Scunthorpe?” 20:30 – Training on a farmer’s field with rats 24:10 – Life-changing moment: discovering the lump 25:40 – Immediate surgery and hiding the truth from his club 26:50 – The football banter that helped him heal 28:30 – Why he didn’t tell anyone and why he’s speaking now 34:20 – Lansbury’s best football years: Forest and Villa 38:00 – The unexpected rise of Grass Gains fertiliser 41:30 – Supplying professional stadiums (secretly) 45:00 – Billy Davies’ paranoia and man management 47:20 – Jack Grealish at Villa vs now: “He just took the piss!” Check out Grass Gains: https://www.grassgains.co.uk/?srsltid=AfmBOopGnZTHnwjsjSubs2LKImqj5Zzrm2Dq5wUwqUQDbIZdF54tNgT2 Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jul 9, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min

    EP. 331 | “The Game Is GONE” - We Need To Talk About Modern Football

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris Stark, and Steve Sidwell reunite to discuss the state of modern football—and it’s safe to say, the game has well and truly gone. From nostalgic takes on goal celebrations to fuming over financial fair play, the lads aren’t holding back. Chris discusses his injury from a rogue five-year-old’s high five, Steve shares his story about proposing again on his 20th wedding anniversary, and Crouchy flexes his new golf trophy win, sparking a movement to secure him VIP parking across the UK. But it’s the main debate that steals the show—“has football officially lost the plot?” The team deep dive into everything that grinds their gears about the modern game: players filming with phones on the pitch, soulless shirt sponsors, managers refusing to adapt tactics, and the death of spontaneity in football moments thanks to VAR. Plus, we use AI to generate Sids a FAKE girlfriend in the Chumbawumbar… trust us, this one's a belter. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Reunion and travel debreif 01:04 – Steve’s second wedding proposal 08:22 – Chris’s bizarre injury from a child 09:00 – Crouchy wins a golf tournament (and calls for VIP parking) 12:51 – Episode theme: “The Game’s Gone” 14:02 – Has VAR killed the magic of football? 16:57 – Rant about players filming with phones on the pitch 22:14 – Fake AI girlfriend?! 25:26 – Financial Fair Play and club punishments 28:09 – Selling homegrown players to game the system 33:11 – Why do all managers now play the same tactics? 39:06 – Crouchy wants the return of the magic sponge 45:03 – Throw-ins vs. kick-ins: the lads reimagine the game Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jul 2, 2025 · 53 min

    EP. 330 | Hal Robson-Kanu: Football Nearly Broke Me—Then This SECRET Formula Saved My Career

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris welcome Welsh legend Hal Robson-Kanu on the pod! From youth football rejection to that unforgettable Cruyff turn goal at Euro 2016, Hal opens up about his rollercoaster of a career—one that includes two ACL ruptures, founding a multi-million pound wellness brand, and becoming Wales’ unlikely hero on the global stage. The lads dig deep into Hal’s journey, how his homemade turmeric shots went from his dad’s blender to supermarket shelves, and why inflammation might be the root of most modern-day health issues. There’s talk of brutal Premier League realities, the dressing room dynamics no one sees, and how football still fails players when it comes to mental health. Plus, what it’s really like being a boot boy for the one and only Steve Sidwell, why David Ginola was tight at Christmas, and the story behind how a promised £50-a-goal bonus proved surprisingly lucrative for a young Robson-Kanu. It's a brutally honest, hilarious, and inspiring insight into a career that's anything but ordinary. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction 02:39 – Hal explains the brutal knee injuries that nearly ended his career 05:31 – How a homemade turmeric blend made Hal pain-free in 6 weeks 10:22 – Discovering other turmeric drinks were “glorified apple juice” 13:05 – The transition from footballer to founder of The Turmeric Co 18:14 – Arsenal rejection: Hal’s emotional first career setback 21:08 – Why boot boys mattered and how that’s now lost in modern football 25:17 – Going head-to-head with Coca-Cola: Hal’s startup battles the giants 27:19 – “The Wales of wellness” – Euro 2016 and the underdog mentality 35:08 – The legacy of Gary Speed and changing Welsh football forever 38:36 – Breaking down that Euro 2016 goal vs Belgium—step by step 44:18 – The hidden sacrifices of being a professional footballer 47:02 – Depression in football: “There’s more than in any other industry” 55:00 – What’’s Gareth Bale really like? Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA Check out The Tumeric Co: https://theturmeric.co/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=708157495343&tw_campaign=7849628782&tw_kwdid=kwd-419768594878&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=7849628782&gbraid=0AAAAACp5U-P796xb6MtfvlpW_ovT2_zCW&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI3_eS6N6RjgMVCYxQBh16bjEGEAAYASAAEgJtFPD_BwE For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jun 25, 2025 · 1 hr 17 min

    EP. 329 | Martin Tyler: “This One Line Has Haunted Me for 30 Years” | Breaking down ICONIC moments and Regrets

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are joined by none other than Martin Tyler – the legendary commentator affectionately known across the world as the voice of football. With a career spanning over five decades, Martin reflects on iconic moments behind the mic – from “Collymore closing in!” to Aguero’s title-winning goal. He shares the unseen prep behind a commentator’s job, how he once nearly turned down the TV gig entirely, and the surreal reality of being more recognised for his voice than his face. Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dig into Tyler’s personal story: from his grassroots beginnings, non-league coaching adventures, close friendships with legendary managers, and why even now, aged 78, he’s still chasing energy and the joy of football. It’s a nostalgic, surprisingly emotional, and often hilarious look at the man behind some of football’s most spine-tingling moments. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Intro 01:30 – Martin Tyler reflects on first meeting Crouch during Youth Cup 04:00 – Ron Atkinson’s phone call about teenage Crouchy 06:30 – Tyler’s first football memory: Woking in 1953 08:30 – Nearly turning down a career in television 10:40 – “Collymore closing in!” and Aguero’s title winner 17:00 – Why Tyler still does all his own research 25:00 – On staying neutral and reacting to big moments 33:00 – Sir Alex Ferguson calls him at home after Sunderland match 41:00 – Working with Thomas Frank & the beauty of access 45:00 – Tyler’s favourite football day: Woking at Wembley and Blackburn’s title 51:00 – Still chasing the energy: Tyler on love, ageing, and staying relevant Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jun 18, 2025 · 55 min

    EP. 328 | John Obi Mikel: The Secret United Transfer Turned Kidnapping NIGHTMARE

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids are joined by Nigerian football icon John Obi Mikel—AFCON & Champions League winner, Olympic medalist, and a legend of Chelsea’s golden era. Mikel opens up about everything: from the infamous tackle Crouchy dished out on him, to going toe-to-toe with Roy Keane in Manchester, Mourinho’s ruthless tactics, and why he turned down Manchester United after signing with them. The lads dive into Mikel’s explosive transfer saga—complete with missing persons reports and undercover meetings with Roman Abramovich—his unfiltered take on the corruption in African football, and the moment he personally funded a flight for Nigeria’s Olympic squad to keep their dreams alive. You’ll hear stories about Didier Drogba, Frank Lampard, Mo Salah, Kevin De Bruyne, and why Mourinho made Salah cry. This one’s full of heavyweight moments from one of the coolest heads ever to grace a football pitch. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introduction 03:00 – Power of podcasting and reconnecting with football friends 00:04:00 – Peter Crouch apologises for the worst tackle he’s ever made 00:08:00 – Mikel reflects on the brutal Chelsea vs Liverpool battles 00:12:00 – Training ground fights at Chelsea and Kalou vs Ballack bust-up 00:16:00 – Mourinho's demand: “Defend your teammates—or else” 00:18:00 – Mourinho breaks Mo Salah: “He started crying in the dressing room” 00:20:00 – “Mourinho sent me to train with the reserves” 00:26:00 – Mikel’s kidnap story and smuggling out of Norway 00:33:00 – Roman Abramovich’s undercover meeting with Mikel 00:35:00 – Winning AFCON for Nigeria and the pressure from the entire country 00:43:00 – “I paid for our Olympic team’s flight myself” 00:46:00 – Mikel’s Champions League final: “I bossed that midfield” Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jun 11, 2025 · 53 min

    EP. 327 | Can You Beat Us at This IMPOSSIBLE Premier League Quiz?

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are let loose on a (questionable) pub quiz, taking on the ultimate test of football knowledge—and things go completely off-script. With producer Jamie stepping in as quizmaster, Pete, Chris, and Sids are thrown into a whirlwind of Premier League trivia, bizarre football stats, and the kind of curveball questions that make you question everything you thought you knew about the beautiful game. But in true pod fashion, it’s far from plain sailing. There's chaos over pancake maths, debates about walking stats, a very public golfing humiliation, and an absolutely mental story involving a premier league legend gifting Chris Stark’s mum some cheese (yes, really). There are shoutouts to podcast icon Tucker’s 19, beefs with rival podcasts, and even a passionate debate on gas vs. charcoal. Play along, keep score, and let us know in the comments how you did. But be warned—some of these questions will do you in. Chumbawamba 02:25 – the golf swing fail seen ‘round the internet. 07:03 – The surprise quiz episode. 00:08:11 – Are quizzes… erotic? 00:09:43 – Quiz begins: Who kept a clean sheet against Liverpool? 00:14:13 – 3 clean sheets leaves the lads stumped 00:20:03 – “Tucker’s 19” becomes an elite in-joke. 00:23:07 – Revealing the Premier League’s top walker… 00:26:05 – Who is the slowest player in the league? 00:30:02 – Can you trigger a speed camera on foot? 00:42:24 – The UK eats HOW many pancakes in one day?! 00:46:11 – Chris reveals who used to send his mum cheese. 00:52:49 – Listener idea: Golden Goal with a twist – remove a player every 3 minutes! Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jun 9, 2025 · 33 min

    EP. 326 | BONUS: Harry Redknapp Reveals the Biggest PROBLEM in Modern Football - Brought To You By Courvoisier

    AD | In this very special Father’s Day bonus episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, made possible by Courvoisier, Peter Crouch is joined solo by his mentor, former boss, and true father figure in football - the legendary football manager Harry Redknapp. From Spurs, Portsmouth, and Southampton, Harry managed Crouchy across three decades of his career. The two dive deep into the moments that defined their journeys together: transfers that almost didn’t happen, career-saving confidence boosts, Premier League relegation battles, Champions League highs, and Redknapp's unique man-management style that helped turn raw talent into England internationals. They share stories of Defoe, Modrić, Bale, Di Canio, and the changing face of football management, from player recruitment to youth development. It’s a laugh-filled, honest, and nostalgic look at the beautiful game, and a heartfelt tribute to the managers and father figures who shape careers—and lives, thanks to Courvoisier! Please drink responsibly. Chumbawamba 00:00 – Introducing the Courvoisier Father’s Day Special 02:00 – Golf with Tony Pulis 03:07 – Crouch = Basketball Player? 04:23 – Premier League Struggles 08:14 – England Calling 12:04 – Champions League Qualification 14:10 – Sent Off in Madrid 20:26 – Modern Football Rant 25:05 – Academy Disconnect 27:41 – Signing Di Canio 28:20 – The Bournemouth Revolution 32:30 – Signing off Celebrate the father figures in your life – A thoughtfully curated gift box designed to show appreciation for all the role models who make a difference. Buy here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F486RG34?&ref=smrp_uk_cl_370_Campari_ig_B0F486RG34_ Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For Courvoisier: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/courvoisier/?hl=en For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Jun 4, 2025 · 49 min

    EP. 325 | These HILARIOUS Footballer Adverts Will Leave You Speechless…

    On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete and Chris (with Sids still on the beach) dive headfirst into the hilarious and often cringe world of footballers in adverts. From Crouchy’s proudest Pringles moment to the beauty of the Jamie Vardy Thailand ad, nothing is off limits. The boys reminisce over iconic commercials—from the Carlsberg Sunday League masterpiece to Owen’s iconic Dubai helicopter advert—and question whether footballers should ever really act again. Crouchy shares tales from the set with Fabregas and Anelka, while the lads dissect Cristiano Ronaldo’s truly bewildering Shopee ad and discuss the genius of Burger King's Stevenage FIFA hack. We also hear from listeners: should clubs pick players based on acting skills? And what really is the greatest beer of all time? Airport beer? Train beer? Christmas Guinness? The debate gets rowdy, nostalgic, and weirdly emotional. Chumbawamba 00:00 – The Glastonbury news incident… 00:02:40 – The saga of “Bugger Me Thrice” continues 00:04:44 – Crouchy introduces the footballers-in-adverts theme 00:05:42 – Carlsberg's legendary Sunday League ad breakdown 00:10:12 – Crouchy’s FIFA Street cover story 00:11:12 – Crouchy’s Pringles ad story w/ Fabregas, Kuyt, & Anelka 00:15:04 – The lads’ marketing brainstorm for the podcast 00:18:17 – That Michale Owen ad breakdown 00:20:30 – Giggs, Evra & Rooney: accidentally hilarious wine advert 00:23:36 – Jamie Vardy’s Thai stadium commercial 00:27:26 – How Beckham changed footballer endorsements forever 00:43:00 – The greatest beer of all time debate gets real Follow our Clips page https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLNBLB3xr3LyiyAkhZEtiAA For more Peter Crouch: Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch For more Chris Stark Twitter - https://twitter.com/Chris_Stark Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/ For more Steve Sidwell Twitter - https://twitter.com/sjsidwell Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14 #PeterCrouch #ThatPeterCrouchPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.