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Peloton have been listening to the pod and want to help Chris on his journey to fitness. They rope in Peloton instructor Ben and Tony Bellew to pass on advice and help Chris turn over a new leaf and help motivate him to get moving. Expect some brutal tips from Tony, a gentler approach from Ben and a fair helping of usual podcast nonsense. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Peter, Chris and Statman return for a new series with a huge announcement and the first ever evidence of Crouchy doing some podcast homework. We asked him to think about every footballer he’s played with and come up with his ultimate squad. There’s a few caveats, surprising picks, incredible anecdotes and two public apologies so it's fair to say the boys are 'Back Stronger'. Tickets for Crouchfest can be found here: https://gigst.rs/Crouchfest Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Crouchy's left this voicemail with Chris explaining why the series will begin next week. Peter, Chris and Dave will truly be 'back stronger' after the break and they've all been working on something big to return with. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
What do Clive Tyldsley, Peter Crouch, a JLo Tribute act and a funeral director all have in common? Well you're about to find out... Hear how the first taste of the Laout was received by Peter Crouch, how you can buy the beverage and whether Crouchy can remain in the '100 Club'. It's our end of season finale so expect the unexpected! 6QBrK9ALB17N7YfRKPtO Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
This episode truly gets you behind the scenes of your favourite podcast as the boys let you listen to recordings that never made it onto episodes. Things in the pub can get quite random so be prepared for silliness about toilets, babysitters and the Chuckle Brothers. Plus you'll hear more about Mbappe and which footballer would be the ideal baby sitter. There's an exciting update on the Laout and an intriguing advert from a listener. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After experiencing three loan moves during his career, Peter Crouch details spells in non-league, Sweden and the Championship. We hear how managers break the news that you're going out on loan, how difficult it can be to impress a new manager and exactly what happens when a 19 year old professional footballer gets sent to a remote Swedish town to play football. Chris and Statman discuss how to deal with a friend's difficult partner and a listener describes something incredible that they want to sell. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Peter opens up a contract from his Premier League days with Stoke City so that you, alongside Chris and Statman, can learn how footballers negotiate, the clauses they insert into deals and what different motivations a club can offer. The Laout looks like it could be ready soon and there's an update on some more daughter-housery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
We've all had a new boss at work so Crouchy takes us behind the scenes when a manager takes over at a club. He reveals the best (and worst) ways to introduce yourself to the squad, why the 'new manager bounce' is actually a thing plus there's a revelation about a gaffer's shower routine, more amazing jingles to ponder and a watershed moment for the podcast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After some deliberation about the name of this episode you'll hear exactly what happens at a football club as soon as the final whistle is blown at the last game of the season. Crouchy discusses pool bombing with team mates, the role of Wayne Lineker and compares Erling Haaland's gifts to Freddos. Chris brings some 'Mayo Housery' to our attention and there is new competition for JLo around who could perform the Laout song. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
After being relegated three times during his career, Peter Crouch details what happens to a club that can't beat the drop. From detailing when players realise they are in a battle to discussing how things go badly wrong, you'll hear what goes on behind the scenes at struggling teams. Plus there's a request for Jennifer Lopez, an important update from BrewDog about the Laout and a potential new podcast catchphrase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Former Chelsea and England midfielder Joe Cole discusses how to win an argument with Jose Mourinho, the under rated art of 'charging' and racks his brains with Crouchy to work out which managers he'd take on a lads holiday. The boys get stuck into some BrewDog beers for the Laout taste-test and we try and help a listener sell something that's even bigger than that printer from the last episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The pod's fascination with goalkeepers continues with Crouchy's old team mate. The former England number one discusses modelling in his pants at a petrol station, how the camaraderie developed within international squads in the 90s and reveals how much he loves stats - Dave is in his element. Chris provides the first listener advert and there's an update from the BrewDog Beer Wizard. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Arsenal's number one joins the podcast to discuss all of the important things: Draught excluders, bedtime routines for PL managers and examples of the finest Housery. Plus Aaron details how goalkeepers' influence on a team's style of play is growing, him and Dave strike up a friendship over a laptop and stats and there's an update on the Laout, the fantasy football forfeit and Chris' foot massager. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Premier League's greatest goalscorer follows through on his promise to help Crouchy out whilst he's on holiday. The two ruthless forwards discuss whether Alan's record will be hunted down successfully by Harry Kane, reveal when 'Eggy Boff' can go wrong and discover which former Manchester United midfielder had a large intimate image of themselves in their own bathroom. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Crouchy has taken himself on holiday for the start of the series but still wanted to deliver a podcast so expect an update and resolution for the admin cock-up, a listener's wonderful tribute to Mike Dean and the results of the big 'Crouchy Giveaway' which does have some strings attached for two lucky listeners. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Before Crouchy and Chris crack on with the new series, the boys wanted to say farewell to Tom in the only way they knew how. We believe this is (probably) the first podcast circumcision as we mark Tom 'Foreskin's' withdrawal from the pod. Expect some behind the scenes revelations from Kensington Palace, more accents and foreign languages from Crouchy and a very special singalong. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The pod is back stronger in its new home. Listen to this special recording for an insight into future plans, the date for the new series and a request for help. #PassThePod Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.