Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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73 episodes
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Feb 14, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Finger Sniffing, Valentines Day & Chat GPT Roasts Us
Love is in the air… or is that just the scent of pure chaos? In this Valentine’s Day special, Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into all things love, laughter, and absolute embarrassment. From hilarious Valentine’s Day memories to the art (or crime?) of finger sniffing (yes, it’s as weird as it sounds), no topic is off-limits. And just when they thought things couldn’t get worse, ChatGPT delivers a roast that leaves them questioning everything. Whether you’re a hopeless romantic or just here for the cringe, this episode is packed with cousin banter, laugh-out-loud moments, and some very questionable love advice. Tune in—you won’t regret it (or maybe you will). Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Visuals! Spotify or Apple for Audio! 🩷
Feb 7, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
We’re Back! Potatoes, Love Island and Jade is homeless? ?
We’re back, blondes! Season 2 kicks off with your favourite cousins, Jade and Lorri, catching up on all the chaos that’s unfolded since last season. Jade has somehow ended up homeless (??), we have a lot to say about Love Island, and we get weirdly deep into a debate about out-of-date potatoes. Expect laughs, questionable life choices, and the usual unfiltered nonsense. Grab a drink and let’s get into it! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Dec 27, 2024 · 1 hr
Season 1 Finale : Xmas Edition Ft Our Dads
It’s the most wonderful time of the year, and for the season finale, Jade and Lorri are bringing their dads to the mic for a festive family affair! In this Christmas special, the cousins sit down with their dads for a heartwarming and hilarious chat about holiday traditions, dad jokes gone wrong, and family memories that only get funnier with time. From the dads’ best advice (that they probably don’t follow) to uncovering who’s really behind the Christmas chaos, this episode is packed with laughter, love, and a whole lot of holiday cheer. Grab your cocoa and join the Relatively Blonde family for a season-ending celebration you won’t want to miss! Follow our socials ❤️ Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Dec 20, 2024 · 1 hr 15 min
Back to our Blonde Roots Ft the Dads
In this special episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri sit down with two very important guests—their dads! Together, they dive into hilarious family stories, share embarrassing childhood moments, and uncover the lessons (and laughs) that shaped their lives. From behind-the-scenes tales about raising these blondes to their dads’ unique perspectives on family dynamics, this episode is full of heart, humor, and a whole lot of dad energy. Tune in for a family-focused conversation that’s as entertaining as it is relatable! Follow us on our socials 🎙️🫶🏽 Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Dec 13, 2024 · 1 hr 7 min
Exposing our deepest fears, where to kiss your family members and we got our first hater?
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite cousin duo, Jade and Lorri, take a deep dive into their jungle nightmares. From what critters they’d absolutely refuse to handle in the I’m a Celebrity jungle, to the most irrational fears they’d confess to Ant and Dec, this episode is packed with laughs. They also spill some hilarious personal stories about unexpected wildlife encounters and tackle a fresh batch of listener dilemmas, offering their trademark mix of honesty, sass and hilarity. Submit your juicy dilemmas for future episodes at relativelyblondepod@gmail.com, and don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Dec 6, 2024 · 1 hr 11 min
Spa breaks, surprises and putting our gran in a coma
Welcome to Relatively Blonde, the podcast where cousins Jade and Lorri bring you a mix of laughs, life updates, and a whole lot of randomness. From rating spa breaks to sharing unexpected surprises and diving into the kind of offbeat chats only family can have, this is your new go-to for fun, unfiltered conversation. Whether you’re looking for some lighthearted banter or just a break from the chaos of everyday life, pull up a chair (or a mud mask) and join the fun. Relax, unwind, and embrace the blonde logic—no matter your hair color! Follow our socials! 🩷🎙️ Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @relativelyblondepod
Nov 29, 2024 · 1 hr 1 min
Granny Annie talks being a wag, only fans and a place called Johnstone
In this hilarious and heartfelt episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri welcome their very first guest—none other than their iconic Gran! From her glamorous days as a WAG (that’s Wives and Girlfriends of footballers, for the uninitiated) to her unfiltered thoughts on modern trends, Gran brings wisdom, wit, and plenty of laughs. Jade and Lorri give her a crash course in OnlyFans (her reaction is priceless) and put her in the hot seat to answer listener-submitted questions. Prepare for family banter, surprising revelations, and a whole lot of fun. Tune in for a multi-generational chat that proves sass and style run in the family! Follow our socials! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Nov 22, 2024 · 50 min
Exposing old posts, hear me out and our death row meals
In this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaotic world of exposing old social media posts—from cringey captions to questionable outfit choices, nothing is off-limits (not even their own timelines). Then, they spice things up with a game of Hear Me Out, where they debate absurd yet odd celebrity crushes that you didn’t know you needed answers to. Finally, the duo ponders the ultimate question: what would their death row meals be? Join the laughter, hot takes, and a healthy dose of blonde logic on this week’s wildly entertaining episode! Follow our social media! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @relativelyblondepod
Nov 15, 2024 · 1 hr
Icks, Guilty Pleasures & Bonnie Blue
In this episode, cousins Jade and Lorri spill the tea on all things cringe-worthy and secretly satisfying. Join these two hilarious blondes as they dive into the world of icks, guilty pleasures, and the awkward moments we all pretend never happened. From bizarre turn-offs to the weird stuff we can’t get enough of (even if we’re a little embarrassed to admit it), no topic is off-limits. Expect unfiltered chats, unexpected confessions, and lots of laughs as Jade and Lorri share their brutally honest takes and invite guests to join the fun. Tune in, embrace the cringe, and get ready to laugh at yourself—because let’s be real, we all have our icks and guilty pleasures. Follow us on our socials Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Nov 8, 2024 · 1 hr 2 min
Friendships, Girlhood & being stuck in an lift with Simon Cowell
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the beautiful, complex world of girlhood friendships. From their own childhood memories to the lifelong bonds they’ve formed along the way, Jade and Lorri explore how friendship shapes who we are, challenges us, and lifts us up. They discuss everything from the highs of inseparable BFFs to the heartbreak of growing apart, and how each friendship taught them something new about themselves. Tune in for laughs, nostalgia, a celebration of the friends who feel like family and of course some funny stuff too. Make sure to follow us on our socials! Instagram - @relativelyblondepod Tiktok - @relativelyblondepodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Nov 1, 2024 · 43 min
Blondes breaking down BODY IMAGE : Diet Culture, Self Confidence & our experiences!
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into the complex world of body image. From personal experiences to societal expectations, they unpack what it’s really like navigating self-esteem in a world that’s often hyper-focused on appearance. They get candid about their own journeys, insecurities, and how they’re learning to embrace confidence from the inside out. Whether it’s social media pressures, self-love tips, or the struggles that come with growing up blonde in a beauty-obsessed culture, Jade and Lorri bring a fresh, honest perspective to the conversation. Make sure to follow & subscribe us on our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod
Oct 24, 2024 · 43 min
Meet the Blondes
For the debut episode of Relatively Blondes titled “Meet the Blondes,” cousins Lorri & Jade introduce themselves and share the story behind their fun, lighthearted podcast. You’ll get to know their personalities, how they became the dynamic duo they are today, and what listeners can expect from future episodes. They dive into hilarious “blonde moments” sent in by listeners, share their own funny mishaps, and tackle juicy dilemmas from their audience with their signature blend of humor and real talk. It’s a fun, relatable kickoff filled with laughs, advice, and plenty of blonde energy! For the full visual episode - https://youtube.com/@relativelyblondepod?si=Dhq-FDCc2aoiP3Jy Make sure to follow us on our socials 👀 Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/relativelyblondepod/profilecard/?igsh=MjhwNGJ6ZTh6ZDhk Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast Email any questions or dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com🎙️
Oct 21, 2024 · 1 min
Relatively Blonde Trailer
Cousins, Jade and Lorri welcome you to Relatively Blonde and give you a quick run down of what to expect.