Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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73 episodes
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March 6 · 1 hr 3 min
Bonnie Blue, Phallic Mic Covers & Other Peoples Pets 🙄
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - over-caffeinated, under-qualified, and medically unfit to hold this many opinions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the internet chaos surrounding Bonnie Blue being pregnant (the timeline? the lore? the group chat reactions?), before spiralling into one of life’s biggest scientific mysteries: why are yawns contagious and why does it only take one person to start a full domino effect of exhaustion? We also take a concerned but deeply unserious look at The Osbournes and ask the question that’s been haunting us - why does Kelly look… unwell? Is it rockstar residue? Is it rich-people lighting? Is it vibes? We investigate (loosely). Somehow we then pivot into why Gary Barlow is, in fact, OFFENSIVE. Is it justified? (YES) Is it projection? (MAYBE) Is it something from 2003 we’ve never emotionally processed? (You decide) And of course, we must disclose that Lorri was deep in her luteal phase this week and causing minor societal disruption with every sentence that left her mouth. No thought was regulated. No one was safe. Emotional stability was not invited. Expect fake science, hormonal hostility, cultural commentary no one asked for, and at least one opinion that could get us gently escorted off daytime television. Same cousins, same chaos, just slightly more hormonal this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
February 27 · 1 hr 11 min
Drama at the BAFTA's, Poor Punch & Frat House Hazing
It’s Friday and your blonde besties are back - armed with opinions, zero legal training, and absolutely no intention of staying in our lane 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri unpack the BAFTAs drama (because why is there always a scandal when celebrities put on formalwear?), deep dive into the Prince Andrew arrest discourse and even touch on the never-ending Epstein island mess… allegedly, hypothetically, in Minecraft 👀 Naturally, we couldn’t ignore the Selena Gomez conspiracy currently doing laps on your For You Page...are we detectives? No. Will that stop us? Also no. We also discuss “punch the monkey” (don’t ask, just emotionally prepare), expose some truly feral fraternity hazing rituals, and share the things you genuinely could not pay us to do. Not for love. Not for money. Not even for a blue tick. Expect conspiracy spirals, mild FBI watchlist behaviour, fake legal disclaimers, and at least one take that will have someone typing in ALL CAPS!! Same cousins, same chaos - just slightly more concerned about surveillance this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋
February 20 · 1 hr 13 min
Pet Hates, Grand Openings & Stalker Vibes
It’s a new week and the blondes are back - once again prioritising vibes over good decisions 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This episode, Jade and Lorri debrief on grand openings (why are they always so dramatic?), confess their ultimate pet hates (some of you are going to feel personally attacked), and get into all things Valentine’s Day - the good, the bad, and the BASKETS? 💌 Of course, they couldn’t ignore the latest villa antics on Love Island - because at this point they deserve honorary producer credits — and for the first time ever… we have a dilemma from a straight male 👀 Yes. The demographic is expanding. Growth. Evolution. Expect opinions, mild outrage, unnecessary spirals and at least one take that will divide the group chat. Same cousins, same energy, just louder, pettier, and now taking submissions from the boys. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
February 13 · 1 hr 7 min
Love Island, Lucy Letby & Panty-Infused Vodka
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into the Lucy Letby case (because of course we had thoughts), unpack the latest Love Island drama like seasoned villa analysts, and react to Molly-Mae’s pregnancy news in real time 👀 They also discuss getting banned from TikTok Live (iconic behaviour, allegedly), debate the ethics of panty-infused vodka (yes, unfortunately that’s a real sentence), and spiral into the dark corners of Tattle Life. Naturally, several opinions are formed. And shared. Loudly. Same cousins, same chaos — just hotter takes, deeper spirals, and absolutely zero media training. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
February 6 · 1 hr 8 min
Ball Busters, Wedding Food & Elvis is ALIVE?!?
Another week, another episode, and the blondes are back doing what they do best - absolutely nothing calmly 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri talk ball busters, the strange appeal of hurricane shots, and dissect wedding food like it’s a personal attack on their wellbeing 👰🍸 They also unpack the Grammys red carpet looks, question whether Elvis is actually alive and well, and dive headfirst into your listener dilemmas that once again confirm we are living in a lawless society. Naturally, several spirals occur... Same cousins, same chaos - just worse decisions, unhinged theories, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
January 30 · 1 hr 2 min
Family Feuds, Molly Mae & Men Past Their Prime 🫣
It’s a new week and the blondes are back, once again choosing chaos over peace 💁🏼‍♀️ In this episode Jade and Lorri get stuck into Molly-Mae behind it all, unpack the Traitors final like it’s a crime scene, and attempt to understand what on earth is going on with the Beckham family 👀 They also debate age ranges in dating (with very strong opinions), discuss the rise of old shaggers, and dive into your juicy listener dilemmas that prove men are still… men. Naturally, several spirals occur. Same cousins, same chaos - just hotter takes, messier dilemmas, and absolutely zero growth. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
January 23 · 1 hr 5 min
Love Island Takes, Listener Questions & A Wild Dating Dilemma
It’s a new week and the blondes are back and diving headfirst into absolute chaos.In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack all things Love Island, spiral over Matthew Morrison, and revisit the Woodlands disaster of 2007 (yes, that one) 😂 They also answer your juicy listener questions, tackle a truly unhinged dating dilemma involving a father and son, and generally question every life choice along the way. Same cousins, same chaos - just with worse decisions and even fewer boundaries. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
January 16 · 1 hr 1 min
StripperTok, First Time Filler & Losing Our Theme Tune?!?
The blondes are back and somehow even more unhinged. In this episode Jade and Lorri unpack the devastating loss of their theme tune, discuss Mr Hanky, and share their latest thoughts on The Traitors obsession. They also get into Cullen skink (don’t ask), Strippertok, your juicy dilemmas, a heated ABBA vs Queen debate, and of course… Botox chat. Same cousins, same chaos — just with fewer theme tunes. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
January 9 · 1 hr 7 min
WE'RE BACK!!! Traitors, Chippy Drama & Blondes Uncut!
The blondes are back for 2026 and kicking off the new year the only way they know how — with full blown chaos. In this episode Jade and Lorri dive into some unexpected chippy drama, your juicy dilemmas, and their thoughts on the latest season of The Traitors. They also spill all the tea on their brand new Patreon BLONDES UNCUT, the unfiltered behind the scenes version of the pod you didn’t know you needed. New year, same cousins, even more chaos. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content : https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Dec 26, 2025 · 49 min
Livi Purcell : Delulu, Conspiracy Theories & Lily Allen (PART 2)
The chaos continues in Part 2 with Glasgow’s favourite girl Livi Purcell. This week Jade and Lorri dive into all things delulu culture, the wildest conspiracy theories doing the rounds, and their shared obsession with Lily Allen. From unhinged opinions to deep chats about confidence, content and everything in between, this episode is a full-on ride with three girls who never hold back. If you loved Part 1, get comfy — it only gets better. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Dec 19, 2025 · 55 min
Livi Purcell : Henry Healy's, sisters in the city & going viral (PART 1)
This week the blondes are joined by a very special guest — the one and only Livi Purcell. From influencing Glasgow’s obsession with spicy chicken burgers to her time on The Agency, Livi has truly taken the city by storm. In Part 1 of this juicy two-part chat, Jade and Lorri sit down with Livi to talk viral moments, influencer life, unexpected fame and what it’s really like to become a local icon without even trying. Expect laughs, chaos and behind-the-scenes tea you won’t hear anywhere else. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Dec 12, 2025 · 1 hr 3 min
P Diddy, Conspiracy Chaos & A Truly Disgusting Dilemma!!
The blondes are back and things are getting wild. This week Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the chaos, from the latest headlines surrounding P Diddy to some seriously unhinged conspiracies that have their group chats on fire. And just when you think it can’t get any messier, they read out a listener dilemma that is truly disgusting. Like, we wish we were exaggerating. Expect unfiltered opinions, outrageous theories and the usual Relatively Blonde blend of chaos, cackles and cousin energy. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Dec 5, 2025 · 1 hr 8 min
Dating Naked, Primary School Memories & Sister Squabbles
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are catching up on the madness starting with Rylan Clark’s wild new show Naked Attraction: Dating Dressed and their brutally honest thoughts on the concept of dating… completely starkers. They also take a trip down memory lane with classic primary school memories and share some hilarious sister-style squabbles, from petty fallouts to full-blown drama. Unfiltered, nostalgic, and a little bit feral. Just how you like it. 🎙️ New episodes every week. Don’t forget to follow and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Nov 28, 2025 · 58 min
Irrational Fears, Global Warming & How to be Confident
This week, Jade and Lorri are spiralling (in the best way). From their most ridiculous irrational fears to answering your juiciest dilemmas, the girls are covering it all with zero filter. They’re also getting a bit deeper, chatting about the chaos of navigating your 20s, the climate anxiety that comes with global warming, and how to show up with confidence even when you’re crumbling inside. It’s funny, relatable, a bit unhinged and totally Relatively Blonde. 💕🎙️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Nov 21, 2025 · 56 min
Glesga Nature, Tiktok Drama & a Lesson on Keeping it Kind!
The blondes are back this week with another chaotic, cosy and completely unhinged episode of Relatively Blonde 💅✨ Jade and Lorri dive straight into the Britney Millar online scandal, the Caroline Flack documentary and even a full chat about Glesga nature which somehow turned into one of the funniest parts of the episode 🌧️🌲 You’re also getting updates on previous dilemmas including the ones everyone has been waiting for along with our must watch TV recommendations for your next binge session 👀📺 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and plenty of “did she really just say that?” moments as always. Another week inside the mad hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes
Nov 14, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Alan Carr, Scottish Slagging & Salon Scandals!
It’s cuffing season and the blondes are back again with another absolute rollercoaster of an episode 💅✨ This week, cousins Jade & Lorri dive into everything from Alan Carr’s latest chaos to a dilemma where someone gets criticised simply for being Scottish (aye, we’ve got thoughts 👀). We’re also unpacking the wild world of salon scandals, the madness of concert ticket wars, and of course — a brand new batch of your crazy dilemmas that had us HOWLING. You girls do not hold back 😭💗 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unhinged tangents and the usual “did she really just say that?” energy — it’s another week inside the weird, hilarious and slightly delusional universe of Relatively Blonde 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram – @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok – @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube – @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts – for audio!
Nov 7, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
Celebrity Traitors, Lily Allen & Mortician Confessions
It's cuffing season - and the blondes are back with another rollercoaster of an episode 💅 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they unpack Lily Allens latest headline moments, imagine themselves in the Traitors Turret 👀 and dive into workplace confessions that will make you rethink that career choice 😉 Of course, no episode would be complete without a few fresh dilemmas from you lot - and these ones? Absolutely WILD. The girls are dishing out advice and opinions with theit signature blend of chaos and cackles. ❤️🍷 🎙️Expect unfiltered opinions, unexpected tangents and a whole lot of "did she really just say that?" energy - its another week inside the weird and wonderful world of Relatively Blonde! 👱‍♀️👱‍♀️ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Episode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Oct 31, 2025 · 1 hr
Spicy Burgers, Haunted Fridges & FaceApp Fails
It’s spooky season — and the blondes are back with possibly the most random episode yet. 👻 Join cousins Jade & Lorri as they dive into a viral spicy chicken burger that took over TikTok, a fridge that literally sounds like an elephant (yes, really), and why people are eating like they live on Mount Everest. 🏔️🥔 From baked potato debates to FaceApp horrors, it’s an episode full of unhinged laughs, weird discoveries, and the kind of blonde logic that makes zero sense but feels so right. 🎙️ Expect chaos, carbs, and cackles — your Halloween treat from the Relatively Blonde girls. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Oct 23, 2025 · 47 min
Swingers, Bush Knickers & Fake Babies
The blondes are back — and we’re talking about everything you probably shouldn’t. 👀 In this week’s episode, cousins Jade & Lorri dive deep into the world of swingers (accidentally, we promise), Kim Kardashian’s bush knickers scandal, the mystery of fake babies, and Molly-Mae’s brand new documentary. It’s chaotic, unfiltered and full of belly laughs — basically, classic Relatively Blonde behaviour. Expect tangents, hot takes, and the usual dose of blonde logic that makes absolutely no sense but somehow still works. 💅🏼💭 Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Sep 18, 2025 · 57 min
Proposals, Pyramid Schemes & “Pick me” Grannies
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back with another unfiltered Relatively Blonde catch-up, and this week it’s as chaotic as ever. From navigating toxic friendships to exposing pyramid schemes, we’re spilling it all. We dive into wild proposal stories, cheating brides, and even the drama of double-SIM cheating. Add in some messy holiday chaos and you’ve got the perfect recipe for laughter, gasps, and “did that actually happen?!” moments. Grab a drink and get comfy – this one’s full of twists. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!