Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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20 episodes
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Thursday · 58 min
WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deserves credit for this podcast existing in the first place - we are looking at you, K! From there, we're talking drag queens, holiday excitement as Jade prepares to live out her Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece, and reminiscing about some of our favourite memories from Vegas and New York. Elsewhere, Lorri reveals that her husband has apparently appointed himself the podcast police, we discuss two shocking stories from America that had us completely speechless, and celebrate the news that Chick-fil-A is finally making its way to Hamilton. We also chat about how surprisingly difficult it can be to make new friends in your twenties and thirties, answer all your questions about the Berlinkys dress code, and ask one very important question: what's the worst gift you've ever received from a partner? As always, we dive into your dilemmas too, including "hey girly" messages, a rather enthusiastic foot fetish, and how to deal with burnout when life starts feeling a little overwhelming. Chaotic, opinionated, and somehow all connected... welcome back to Relatively Blonde. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.
July 23 · 53 min
Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted me?!
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening. Elsewhere, Jade unlocks what might be the world's most niche childhood game (seriously... has anyone else ever played toilet tig?!), we dive into Meta's new AI glasses and debate whether they're the future or just completely terrifying, and take a trip down memory lane reminiscing about World Cup sweepstakes and the unexpected family drama they always seemed to create. We also clear up one very important rumour... Jade is not pregnant. 😂 Lorri gets a little emotional reflecting on her kids growing up and coming to terms with knowing she's finished having babies, before the conversation quickly descends into the story of Jade modelling a straw hat while completely bollock naked... as it does. We answer some of your questions, including what it would actually take for the two of us to fall out, before getting into why weddings seem to send otherwise normal people completely off the rails. We also chat about society's obsession with timelines - moving in together, getting married, having children - and why so many people feel pressured to hit certain milestones by a certain age. Plus, we finish with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if your boyfriend of four years suddenly ghosted you without any explanation? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.
July 16 · 1 hr 5 min
The Bare Minimum, Katie Price & A Family Feud
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) things proud mums do, the latest Katie Price and Peter Andre headlines, this year's Love Island, and the Rupert Lowe controversy. We also play an unexpectedly difficult game of "guess who died", confess just how overdue our dentist appointments really are, and debate whether there's an age where you'd actually choose to stop ageing if you could. Elsewhere, Lorri explains why she somehow ended up in a Norway football strip, we chat about Netflixs maternal instinct , and we get into a surprisingly thought-provoking conversation about the death penalty and the latest Conor McGregor headlines. Of course, things wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without taking a complete left turn. We share the times you've accepted the absolute bare minimum in relationships, introduce you to the internet's infamous papaya eating contest (search it at your own risk 👀), discuss the news surrounding Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting married, and react to a family fallout that all started over a scratchcard. Plus, we wrap things up with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if you were happily married... but couldn't stop thinking about an old crush? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.
July 9 · 56 min
Work wives, Road Rage & Rotten Hygiene 🤢
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you. From there, we tackle one of life’s biggest unanswered questions - what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? Naturally, we end up creating a brand-new conspiracy theory along the way. We also dive into our biggest turn-offs, from poor hygiene to the little things people do that instantly give us the ick. Jade shares a road rage encounter that left her completely stunned, and we discuss why some people are just far too comfortable shouting at strangers. We’ve also been watching some brilliant TV lately, so we’re sharing our latest recommendations, before chatting about the new GLP-1 weight loss pill that’s on the horizon and what we think it could mean. As always, we get into your dilemmas, including one listener wondering how to handle their partner’s work wife, alongside plenty more friendship drama, messy situations, and advice that should probably come with a disclaimer. Same cousins, same chaos… just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.
July 2 · 56 min
Turn ons, Toxic Workplaces & Trips To The Spa
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scottish Podcast Awards, where we were absolutely over the moon to receive Highly Commended in our category (still not over it 🥹). From there, things take their usual chaotic turn as we debate Spotify vs Apple Music, Lorri spirals over her gummy smile injection disaster, and we chat about toxic workplaces, surviving nightmare jobs, and the lessons they taught us. We also discuss Summer Sessions in Glasgow, share our biggest tips for anyone thinking about starting out on social media, and reveal our biggest non-physical turn-ons and turn-offs. Plus, we finally get to the bottom of why Craig apparently hates us, before wrapping things up with your never ending dilemmas - questionable situations, messy relationships, and advice that's probably worth taking... most of the time. Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN **BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.
June 25 · 1 hr 1 min
World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex Stories!
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly making the rest of us feel incredibly lazy. From there, we get into the World Cup, American football chants, and the fascinating cultural differences that somehow leave us more confused than informed. Somewhere in between, we answer your questions and tackle your "would you rather" scenarios, which quickly reveal far more about us than we would've liked. Naturally, things take a slightly deeper turn as Jade shares her thoughts on comparison being the thief of joy, before immediately balancing things out by telling us about a near-death experience involving a golf club. We also discuss one listener's discovery that their best friend is secretly trolling people on social media, and honestly? The evidence is compelling. And because no episode is complete without a healthy dose of second-hand embarrassment, we read your most awkward sex stories — the unfortunate moments, the unexpected disasters, and the tales that should probably remain confidential forever. Of course, we also get into your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who absolutely don't have the answers. Expect unnecessary tangents, strong opinions, accidental life lessons, and at least one point where we completely forget what we were originally talking about. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerned for our own wellbeing this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
June 18 · 45 min
Bonnie Blue, Baby Midas & The Downfall of Susanna Reid
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, unnecessary opinions, and conversations that start in one place and end somewhere completely different 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Lorri explains why she didn't end up going to Florida after all - and surprisingly, why she's actually totally okay with it. Meanwhile, she's made up for it by booking an extra night in Vegas for her upcoming solo trip, because apparently we're entering our spontaneous era. From there, Jade debriefs us on seeing Take That in concert, and we discuss the important cultural moments that shaped a generation (and yes, we're including middle-aged men in matching outfits). Naturally, things take a turn as we get into Susanna Reid's comments about Scotland's bank holiday, because nothing gets us fired up quite like someone commenting on Scotland from afar. We also unpack FaceTime's new crackdown on nudity and ask the very important question: how exactly are they policing that? Before diving into Bonnie Blue's latest antics and debating whether she's finally gone too far this time. Somewhere in between the chaos, we react to Molly-Mae and Tommy finally revealing their baby's name, and read your stories about the worst places you've ever been caught doing something you absolutely shouldn't have been doing... which, as you'd expect, are both horrifying and hilarious. And of course, it wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who have absolutely no business giving it. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose track of how we got onto the topic. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more nosy this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
June 11 · 54 min
Cults, Chaos & Cursed Movies
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Against all odds, another week has passed and the blondes have somehow found themselves back behind the microphones - armed with opinions, questionable stories, and absolutely no intention of staying on topic 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week we celebrate hitting 300 Patreon besties (which genuinely blows our minds), before immediately derailing the episode by letting you hear some of the sound bites Grant has been creating behind the scenes. You're welcome. Or we're sorry. The jury's still out. From there, we take a trip down memory lane discussing Bacardi Breezers and whether they deserve a cultural comeback, before asking the important question: should we bring back the vlogs? Because apparently we haven't embarrassed ourselves enough on the internet already… Naturally, things spiral into sharing some of our most embarrassing moments, creating homemade Guess Who games, and discussing the infamous Back Rooms conspiracy - because no episode is complete without at least one internet rabbit hole. We also get into horror movies, cursed films, and whether we're brave enough to actually watch any of them without sleeping with the lights on afterwards. Somewhere in between the chaos, we tackle your dilemmas, including one listener who genuinely thinks her boyfriend might be in a cult, and another involving a Home Bargains DNA test that raises far more questions than answers. And then because we simply cannot behave ourselves, we end up discussing whether sex can actually be too intimate - a conversation that somehow becomes far deeper than anyone intended. Expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, moments of second-hand embarrassment, and at least one point where we completely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more cursed this week. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
June 5 · 57 min
Strip Clubs, Male Bragging & The 27 Club
CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Before we even get started this week, we need to address the fact that absolutely nobody was steering the ship. The topics are chaotic, the opinions are strong, and at several points we completely lose track of how we got onto the subject in the first place 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week, Jade debriefs us on her London trip - the highlights, the lowlights, and everything in between - before we get into why we've officially fallen out of love with James Charles and the latest internet discourse surrounding him. Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss Michael Jackson and the infamous 27 Club, because apparently we couldn't go one episode without an existential detour. We also unpack the Carol McGee controversy, attempt the "oh hey" TikTok trend with Grant (with varying levels of success), and question why men seem so determined to brag about their penises as if anyone asked. Somewhere in between the chaos, Lorri shares her thoughts on Obsession after seeing it at the cinema and absolutely loving it, before we end up debating strip clubs - would you go to one with your partner or is that a hard no? As always, expect strong opinions, unnecessary tangents, a few moments of accidental wisdom, and at least one point where we realise we've probably overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more distracted this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
May 28 · 1 hr 2 min
Fake Butter, Becki Jones & Red Flags We Chose To Ignore
Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Fresh week, fresh chaos, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones once again - armed with opinions, emotional instability, and absolutely no media training 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off with the Louise Thompson controversy before taking a slightly more emotional turn as Lorri opens up about the lack of understanding around autism - the misconceptions, the frustrations, and the things people really need to educate themselves on. Naturally, the serious moment doesn’t last long before we spiral straight into relationship red flags we absolutely ignored in the past… because hindsight is a beautiful thing when you’re no longer emotionally attached. From there, things become deeply unserious as we discuss micropenises, fake butters and why they feel personally offensive, and the jobs we genuinely could never survive doing. Somewhere in between the chaos, you guys tell us the most awkward things that have ever happened to you during sex — humiliating, traumatic, and unfortunately hilarious — before we end up debating being choked for pleasure and asking the age-old question: is squirting actually real? And of course, it wouldn’t be Relatively Blonde without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice delivered with confidence whether it’s correct or not. To round things off, we chat about Becki Jones and her incredible weight loss journey, because no episode is complete without us getting emotionally invested in internet lore. Expect unfiltered takes, accidental therapy sessions, moments of complete oversharing, and at least one point where we genuinely lose control of the conversation. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more emotionally vulnerable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
May 21 · 1 hr 5 min
Mounjaro, Molly-Mae & Unsolicited D!ck Pics🍆
Check out our sponsor, Cloud Pharmacy - https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health The blondes are back for another week of oversharing, spiralling, and speaking far too confidently on topics we absolutely aren’t qualified to discuss 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a very honest chat about Mounjaro and how it’s actually affected us - the good, the bad, and the side effects that nobody really prepares you for. From there, we get into Jade officially closing her books at the salon (businesswoman era pending), before spiralling into whether we’ve reached the stage in life where hiring cleaners becomes not only acceptable… but necessary. Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the Scottish Podcast Awards, whether we’d survive being on Big Brother, and the latest James Charles controversy - because the internet simply refuses to rest. We also get into At Home With The Furys, Molly-Mae, and the very unfortunate situation of a murderer sending unsolicited dick pics… which genuinely feels like a sentence that should never have had to exist. Somewhere in between the chaos, we unpack Venezuela’s wedding, relationship paranoia, and a listener dilemma asking the all-important question: does my fiancé have a secret child? Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental therapy sessions, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more emotionally unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
May 15 · 57 min
Minging Matcha, Marrying Murderers & Why We Should Run The Country...
https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health New week, new episode, and somehow the blondes are back once again - still surviving on caffeine, chaos, and the belief that every thought deserves a microphone 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with an absolutely brutal review of Tim Hortons matcha (honkin’ is putting it lightly), before we somehow spiral into non-surgical facelifts, booby sucking, and the lengths people (Lorri) will go to in the pursuit of beauty. From there, we proudly confess our love for fake designer gear - because in this economy? Please be serious. Naturally, things take a darker turn as we discuss the Should I Marry a Murderer? documentary, before immediately pivoting into the Met Gala — the outfits, the chaos, and that Stevie Nicks and Sabrina Carpenter duet that genuinely altered our brain chemistry. We also address the shocking revelation that Lorri apparently has a Jesus tattoo… except she absolutely doesn’t, but not before rumours begin spreading anyway. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we discuss whether we should start our own political party, what we’d actually do if we ran the country, and why we personally believe ripping the arse out of a joke is one of life’s greatest pleasures. We also debrief Jade’s candlelight concert experience, ask the very important question of who the fuck is Graham?, and dive into cloud seeding - real science or conspiracy theory? The jury’s still out. And because we’re nothing if not emotionally self-aware, we unpack our attachment styles before reading your descriptions of your ex as if he were a bit of makeup… which was somehow both hilarious and deeply revealing. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things significantly worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more politically ambitious this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
May 7 · 53 min
Red Flags, Questionable Kinks & Our Skincare Faves!
It’s a new week, a new episode, and the blondes are back - although this time it’s a bit touch and go. Lorri is quite literally hanging on for dear life, fighting for survival, while Jade is doing everything in her power to keep the energy levels somewhere above rock bottom 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a trip down memory lane as we unpack Xscape and its many eras - the many names, the memories, and the absolute chaos that came with it. From there, we get into the new Michael Jackson movie and everything surrounding it, before somehow ending up asking the very serious question… feeding? As a kink? We’re confused, we’re intrigued, and we have thoughts. Naturally, things spiral as we discuss hurricane shots (we will be trying to find jobs serving them), and the fact that Lorri has been banned from TikTok Live… again. At this point, it’s basically a personality trait. Somewhere in between, we get into keeping mementos of your ex -normal behaviour or slightly concerning? - and share our skincare must-haves because, for a brief moment, we are actually helpful. We also chat about the new Celebrity Traitors currently being filmed (yes, we’re already invested), and debrief our night out at Somewhere by Nico - the vibes, the experience, and everything in between. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse… Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unpredictable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
May 1 · 1 hr 11 min
Blockbuster Video, I'm a Celeb Drama & The Fury's
New episode, new level of chaos, and somehow the blondes are back — still running on caffeine, bad decisions, and a confidence that really should come with a disclaimer 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off with a full debrief from the fight — yes, we’re addressing it, no, we didn’t handle it well, and yes… we have thoughts. From there, we take a nostalgic turn back to the glory days of Topshop and Blockbuster Video — simpler times, better outfits, and absolutely no responsibilities. Naturally, we get into the I’m A Celeb final drama, the Furys, and somehow end up discussing Power Slap… because nothing says normal conversation like competitive slapping. We also chat about the BPerfect event, brand trips, and the chaos that comes with them — the vibes, the politics, and the things no one really says out loud. Somewhere in between, we cover sneezing (??), icks that genuinely ruin lives, and the moment Lucas escaped from the garden… because clearly we can’t have one calm week. And of course, we wrap things up with your listener dilemmas — including a slightly concerning stalker situation, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpected throwbacks, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
April 23 · 1 hr 13 min
Catcalling, Coachella & Completely Losing Faith In Men
New week, new episode, and against all odds the blondes are back - still powered by caffeine, chaos, and a level of confidence that really needs to be looked into 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect… in complete chaos, as we attempt to process the concept of an online rape academy (yes, unfortunately that is a real sentence) and question what is actually wrong with people. From there, we get into catcalling - is there ever a world where it’s acceptable? (Spoiler: we have thoughts), before somehow ending up questioning whether we’ve been banned from ChatGPT… which feels both dramatic and slightly deserved. Naturally, things take a turn as we discuss the uncanny transformation of Ellen DeGeneres into Louis Theroux - because once you see it, you can’t unsee it. We also get into Coachella weekend 2, the Alix E vs Alex C drama, and Kira Cousins’ statement - because no week is complete without a bit of internet chaos to unpack. Somewhere in between, we touch on composite bonding, road rage, and the absolute horrors of dating - the disasters, the red flags, and the moments that should’ve ended things immediately. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable choices, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few unexpectedly serious moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
April 16 · 1 hr 1 min
Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!
VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing. From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading. We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate. Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋
April 10 · 1 hr 9 min
Period Anxiety, Age Gap Couples & Pill Horror Stories!
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes have returned - still fuelled by caffeine, minor inconveniences, and a level of confidence that really needs to be evaluated 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode kicks off in full chaos mode as we unpack Jade’s period anxiety - because nothing says a peaceful week like spiralling over your own body - closely followed by Lorri’s absolutely horrific start to the day (thoughts and prayers). From there, we get into Nicky Modlin, Last One Laughing, and somehow end up discussing AI fruits… because at this point, why wouldn’t we? Naturally, things take a turn as we dive into age gap couples and bring you another Cougar Gate update - because the saga is far from over and we have a lot to say. Somewhere in between the nonsense, we also get into a birth control horror story - the realities, the risks, and the kind of experience that genuinely humbles you. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable behaviour, and advice that may or may not make things worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep chats, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve definitely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unstable this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
April 2 · 1 hr 6 min
Deadbeat Dads, Female Contraception & Core Memories
Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again - still over-caffeinated, underprepared, and speaking with a level of confidence that really should be studied 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is, once again, completely unhinged as we dive headfirst into topics that probably should’ve stayed private, starting with a very *in-depth* discussion on shaving your arsehole (yes, really… and no, it doesn’t get more sophisticated from here). We also get into the Chappell Roan drama - because of course we have opinions - before moving swiftly on to deadbeat dads and the absolute epidemic of weaponised incompetence (you already know this one hit a nerve). Somewhere in between the chaos, we have a rare moment of reflection talking about core memories - the ones that shaped us, humbled us, and explain far too much about our current personalities. We also get into female contraception (ugh) the realities, the frustrations, and why it somehow always feels like OUR responsibility to deal with. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas and updates - messy situations, questionable decisions, and outcomes that may or may not have made things worse... Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared 😅 Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more unhinged this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋
March 27 · 59 min
The Manosphere, Thong Bikinis & We Got Our Song Back!!
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back - still running on caffeine, questionable judgment, and an alarming amount of confidence for people with microphones 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode is a full-blown spiral as we get into everything — from the madness of the manosphere documentary to a deep dive into our night at Glasgow’s Corset Club (the best night out in Glasgow?). Naturally, we couldn’t talk about our night out and not address Polo Lounge and let’s just say… we have thoughts 👀 Somewhere in between the chaos, we get into a proper chat about women supporting women (or lack thereof…), and unpack the controversy around Jess and Carol Wright’s podcast - because no topic is off limits when we’re in this mood. Of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas - questionable situations, unsolicited advice, and the kind of life chats that feel helpful in the moment but may not hold up under professional scrutiny. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few accidental deep moments, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely said too much. Same blondes, same chaos — just slightly more unhinged this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on Tiktok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋
March 13 · 1 hr 27 min
CHAOTIC CONVERSATIONS with… ABBIE BLYTH 💕
It’s a brand new week and the blondes are back — still over-caffeinated, wildly under-qualified, and once again far too confident to be given microphones 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week we’re joined by a very special guest for chaotic conversations — the iconic Abbie Blyth. Naturally, the episode immediately dissolves into unregulated girl chat as we talk about all things life, love, and the lessons that arrive whether you asked for them or not. Abbie spills on her recent house move, the realities of influencing in the wild, and what it’s actually like running a business while the internet watches your every move. Somewhere between the moving boxes, brand deals, and life admin, we also spiral into the usual existential debates, questionable advice, and moments of self-reflection that may or may not be useful to anyone. Expect unfiltered opinions, mildly chaotic storytelling, life chats that feel like a group therapy session no one is qualified to host, and at least one moment where we realise we’ve probably overshared. Same cousins, same chaos — just with an extra blonde in the mix this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋 Follow Abbie - ⁠ Abbie's Instagrams; *@abbieblyth* *@theblyhome* *@blylabel*