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Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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  • Friday · 51 min

    How Did We Start the Pod? Drag, Pubes & Sexy Chat Gone Wrong 🫢👀

    This week we’re kicking things off with something very important… we LOVE drag. 💗 We also realise, once again, that we somehow manage to coordinate our outfits without even trying, which is becoming slightly suspicious at this point. We get into the Celebrity Traitors final, the absolute state of people punting war gear on TikTok Shop, and take it right back to the beginning to chat about how Relatively Blonde actually came about and what our relationship was like before the podcast. Elsewhere, we discuss stockpiling, Jade entering her singing era, and somehow the conversation ends up on pubes. This week’s question brings us some of the most ridiculous things people have ever said while trying to be sexy, and we finish on a slightly more serious note with a chat about starting over in your 20s and why it’s never as “too late” as it can feel. As always, expect oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go absolutely nowhere they were meant to. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • October 30 · 1 hr 4 min

    Frickin Bats, Freaky Masks & Halloween Hookups🦇💋

    Welcome back to Relatively Blonde! 🎃💗 This week we're getting into the Halloween spirit, and naturally there's only one place to start… FRICKIN BATS!!! 🦇 Because apparently spooky season brings out a whole new level of chaos in the blonde household. We kick things off by asking a question we probably shouldn't… when will we actually stop podcasting? Don't panic, we're not going anywhere just yet (unless one of us finally gets cancelled). We also discuss Lorri's greatest achievement to date — WINNING THE TRAITORS — and why we're now fully invested in the idea of playing Traitors absolutely anywhere. Elsewhere, we unpack an absolute Odeon nightmare, Jade attempts to tell a joke (emphasis on attempts), and we get into all things Big Brother. Because apparently watching other people's drama is one of our favourite hobbies. Naturally, the conversation then takes several completely unnecessary turns as we chat Glasgows best kebab, discuss Fryboy, and somehow end up shouting "YOU MADE ME FRIGHT!" Because if there's one thing this podcast has never had, it's a sensible running order. And since it's Halloween, we're asking the really important questions… are masks sexy or absolutely terrifying? 👀 We get into Halloween hookups, questionable attractions and the kind of decisions that probably seem like a fantastic idea after a few drinks and a questionable costume. We're also chatting about Taryn Delaney, before getting stuck into a suitably spooky Halloween dilemma that gives us plenty to unpack. As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions, uncontrollable laughter and two cousins who somehow manage to turn absolutely ANY topic into complete and utter nonsense. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @hi_its_lorri JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • October 23 · 57 min

    "Caught Watching WHAT?!" - Tommy fury, Traitors & TERRIBLE one night stands🫢

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re chatting about Lorri’s trip to the ice hockey, our weekly Celebrity Traitors debrief and the fact Lorri’s booked The Traitors Live… should we actually apply for the show?! 👀 We also get into people putting their Christmas trees up in October, Tommy Fury at Scare City and whether having a flirty chat at work is acceptable. 🎄😭 Elsewhere, we asked you for your weirdest one night stand stories and the answers did NOT disappoint! From back hair that looks like a black top to hiding from grandpas and getting caught watching gay porn by your little brother. 💀 We also tackle a dilemma about a relationship with next to no sex… is it a dealbreaker? 🚩 As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to
hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod
TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast
YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri
Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈

  • October 19 · 1 hr 1 min

    Let’s Get Controversial… 😈🫢👀

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re spilling the tea on our latest night at Berlinkys, what really happens when we argue and somehow end up discussing foot fetishes… because of course we do. 😭 We also get into the Congo Basin, Celebrity Traitors and the one and only Daddy Blunt. 🤣 Elsewhere, we’re asking how often couples SHOULD be having sex, sharing some very controversial opinions about sex and hearing about a first date that went terribly wrong. 🚩 As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈

  • October 16 · 1 hr 2 min

    Let’s get Controversial… 🫢😈

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re spilling the tea on our latest night at Berlinkys, what really happens when we argue and somehow end up discussing foot fetishes… because of course we do. 😭 We also get into the Congo Basin, Celebrity Traitors and the one and only Daddy Blunt. 🤣 Elsewhere, we’re asking how often couples SHOULD be having sex, sharing some very controversial opinions about sex and hearing about a first date that went terribly wrong. 🚩 As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈

  • October 9 · 58 min

    Pet Peeves & Pathological Liars 🫢👀

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde!! 💗🎙️ This week we’re getting into our biggest pet peeves, compulsive liars and the realities of being a boy mum. 😭 We also chat about the UK’s drinking culture, airport dramas and Jade’s never ending timekeeping issues… will she EVER be on time?! 🤣 Elsewhere, we get into toxic relationships, red flags and knowing when enough is enough. 🚩 As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and conversations that go completely off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to
hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod
TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast
YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri
Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos and behind the scenes content. 😈

  • October 1 · 1 hr 2 min

    Breastfeeding, Breaks & Blue Jobs 🫢

    This week we’re chatting all things chaos — starting with some very questionable tongue twisters and the fact that our December Relatively Blonde show is officially SOLD OUT!! We also catch up on our collab with the girls from Us Two Podcast, discuss Lorri’s mum deciding she wants to become a witch 🧙‍♀️ and somehow find ourselves talking about GTA 6 and the absolute mission that is trying to get Oasis tickets. Elsewhere, we get into pink jobs and blue jobs, the debate around breastfeeding in public, whether taking a break in a relationship can ever actually be a good thing, and of course… some truly awful icks. 😭 As always, expect strong opinions, inappropriate oversharing and several conversations that go completely off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • September 25 · 1 hr 2 min

    US TWO PODCAST x RELATIVELY BLONDE 💋💕🎙️

    This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are joined by Megan and Nadine from Us Two Podcast for the collab you didn’t know you needed! 🎙️💗 We’re getting into absolutely EVERYTHING — from how we all met, the infamous crutch and muffin top situation, and why making plans as an adult feels like a full-time job… to parasocial relationships, the Ibiza flower girl, and some truly horrific dating stories. 😂 And obviously, things get a little unhinged. We’re talking body counts, the strangest places we’ve had sex, ghost stories, and even attempting to get to the bottom of what the actual average penis size is. 👀🍆 Basically… four girls, zero filter and far too much information. Get comfy because this one is chaotic, hilarious and definitely NSFW. 🤣🤍 Relatively Blonde x Us Two Podcast — let’s get into it! 🎧 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈 Follow US TWO PODCAST Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/ustwopodcast?stkn=ZnBydjlteWVrbnFo YouTube : ​⁠ TikTok : https://www.tiktok.com/@ustwopodcast?_r=1&_t=ZN-9A0dljQqwR4

  • September 17 · 1 hr 7 min

    WE DONE OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW🥹 : Concussed, Nearly Cremated & A Ferret?!

    WE SURVIVED BERLINKYS!!! 😭💗 Our first ever Relatively Blonde live podcast happened and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING — including Jade making her grand entrance onto the stage concussed… before nearly being SET ON FIRE. Honestly, could it have gone any other way? We also hear possibly the most chaotic one-night-stand story ever, involving waking up the next morning to find a FERRET at the end of the bed. Yes. A ferret. 😭 Elsewhere, we get into Bonnie Blue, the fact that some of you apparently think this podcast is our full-time job (we wish 😂), and discover that there are men out there GROWLING LIKE DOGS during sex. As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, unbelievable stories and conversations that absolutely nobody could have predicted. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • September 10 · 54 min

    Did you just FART on my CHIN?! 😭💀

    This week we’re asking the question nobody expected… are we officially a sex podcast now?! 😭💗 We start off comparing our heights before things very quickly descend into farting on chins, snapped banjos and role play. So, you know… a completely normal episode. We also chat Stevie Nicks, Frasers and Braehead, opinionated in-laws and a moving home dilemma that gets us properly divided on relationships, family and how much you should really compromise. As always, expect inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go wildly off track. Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • September 4 · 57 min

    Beauty Must Haves, Findom Stories & A Midlife Crisis?

    This week there’s only one place we can possibly start… **BERLINKYS IS THIS WEEK!!!** 😭💗 After months of planning, stressing and talking about it approximately 400 times, our first ever Relatively Blonde Takeover is finally here and we genuinely cannot believe it. Before we get too emotional though, Lorri appears to be having what can only be described as a **midlife crisis**, while Jade casually drops a skin hack that might just change your life. We also get into what we’ve been watching lately, including **Legends** and **Interview with the Vampire**, and discuss the latest development nobody saw coming… **Grant being on camera.** 👀 Naturally, things then deteriorate. We share some of the most ridiculous **things you’ve said to get out of sex**, somehow end up having a conversation about **rimjobs**, and compare notes on the various beauty treatments we’ve had over the years — the good, the bad and the ones we probably absolutely did not need. We’re also sharing some of our current **beauty must-haves**, before falling down the absolutely fascinating rabbit hole of **findom stories** and trying to understand a world where people apparently just… give you their money?! And finally, we tackle one of life’s greatest dilemmas: **what do you do when a guy is absolutely gorgeous… but his house is BOGGIN?** Because apparently attraction does, in fact, have limits. As always, expect wildly inappropriate oversharing, questionable opinions and conversations that go in directions none of us could have predicted. **Same cousins, same chaos.** 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to **[hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)** Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle **JOIN BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content. 😈

  • August 27 · 54 min

    Santa Ponsa, Cat In The Hat & Looksmaxxing

    Welcome back to another episode of Relatively Blonde 💖 This week, we’re covering everything from Santa Ponsa and Starbucks orders to looksmaxxing, road rage and some truly questionable things that have been said in the bedroom. So… a very normal episode from us. We kick things off with a catch-up on **Santa Ponsa**, before discussing **Grant’s Patreon appearance** and, for reasons that will make sense when you listen, **Cat in the Hat appearances**. Honestly, don’t ask. We’re also sharing our **current favourite Starbucks drink**, before falling down the rabbit hole that is **looksmaxxing** — what it is, why everyone suddenly seems to be talking about it and whether we’re about to start analysing our facial symmetry for the foreseeable future. Then things take a turn as we discuss the **worst things anyone has ever said to us during sex**… which naturally leads to the discovery of **Jade’s ear kink**. Every week we learn something new about each other, and sometimes we wish we didn’t. From there, we investigate the surprisingly creepy lyrics hiding in **Mickey Mouse Clubhouse**, before moving onto **road rage** and why there is something objectively hilarious about watching someone absolutely lose their mind behind the wheel. And because apparently we enjoy starting arguments over the important issues, we’re settling another debate: **Ice Blast vs ICEE**. There IS a correct answer and we will be taking no further questions. As always, we finish with your dilemmas — and this week we’re getting into the heavier side of relationships. One listener feels like **her boyfriend makes absolutely no effort with her**, which gets us talking about what effort actually looks like in a relationship and when you’re asking for the bare minimum. We’re also chatting about **dealing with break-ups**, surviving that horrible period where everything feels upside down, and **controlling exes** — including the red flags that can sometimes be much easier to recognise once you’re finally out of the relationship. Basically: holidays, kinks, creepy Disney lyrics, caffeine, relationship drama and aggressive driving. Just another week at Relatively Blonde 💋 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • August 20 · 1 hr 3 min

    FUNNIEST Episode Yet?!?

    Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • August 7 · 47 min

    Chaos, Controversial Opinions & Chicken Sandwiches

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week we kick things off by asking a dangerous question... what opinions do you have that would probably get you cancelled? 😅 Needless to say, things escalate almost immediately. From there, we find ourselves reflecting on visiting the 9/11 Memorial & Museum in New York and why it ended up being one of the most emotional and unforgettable experiences we've ever had. We also chat about Ariana Grande, how much she's changed over the years, and the internet's obsession with analysing every move celebrities make. Elsewhere, we're campaigning to Make Glasgow Emo Again, passionately defend our ultimate meal deal combinations (because yes, there are wrong answers), and Jade finally reveals the tanning routine everyone keeps asking her about. We also get into one listener dilemma from someone whose boyfriend suddenly doesn't trust her after she's lost weight, and another from someone who's heartbroken because their best friend seems to be slowly freezing them out without any explanation. As always, we somehow manage to go from heartfelt conversations to complete nonsense in the space of about thirty seconds... Same cousins, same chaos. 🎙️💗 Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • July 30 · 58 min

    WE SOLD OUT IN FOUR MINUTES!!!🥹

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Welcome back to Relatively Blonde 💋 This week we're feeling very grateful... and only slightly chaotic. We kick things off by celebrating the fact that our very first Berlinkys Takeover sold out in just four minutes (we're still not over it), before giving a very well-deserved shoutout to the one person who probably deserves credit for this podcast existing in the first place - we are looking at you, K! From there, we're talking drag queens, holiday excitement as Jade prepares to live out her Mamma Mia fantasy in Greece, and reminiscing about some of our favourite memories from Vegas and New York. Elsewhere, Lorri reveals that her husband has apparently appointed himself the podcast police, we discuss two shocking stories from America that had us completely speechless, and celebrate the news that Chick-fil-A is finally making its way to Hamilton. We also chat about how surprisingly difficult it can be to make new friends in your twenties and thirties, answer all your questions about the Berlinkys dress code, and ask one very important question: what's the worst gift you've ever received from a partner? As always, we dive into your dilemmas too, including "hey girly" messages, a rather enthusiastic foot fetish, and how to deal with burnout when life starts feeling a little overwhelming. Chaotic, opinionated, and somehow all connected... welcome back to Relatively Blonde. Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • July 23 · 53 min

    Berlinkys Takeover, Toilet Tig & My Boyfriend ghosted me?!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week is a big one... because we're finally spilling all the details about our very first Relatively Blonde Live Takeover at Berlinkys Glasgow! 🥹🪩💗 We chat about how it all came together, what you can expect on the day, and why we're still slightly in disbelief that it's actually happening. Elsewhere, Jade unlocks what might be the world's most niche childhood game (seriously... has anyone else ever played toilet tig?!), we dive into Meta's new AI glasses and debate whether they're the future or just completely terrifying, and take a trip down memory lane reminiscing about World Cup sweepstakes and the unexpected family drama they always seemed to create. We also clear up one very important rumour... Jade is not pregnant. 😂 Lorri gets a little emotional reflecting on her kids growing up and coming to terms with knowing she's finished having babies, before the conversation quickly descends into the story of Jade modelling a straw hat while completely bollock naked... as it does. We answer some of your questions, including what it would actually take for the two of us to fall out, before getting into why weddings seem to send otherwise normal people completely off the rails. We also chat about society's obsession with timelines - moving in together, getting married, having children - and why so many people feel pressured to hit certain milestones by a certain age. Plus, we finish with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if your boyfriend of four years suddenly ghosted you without any explanation? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • July 16 · 1 hr 5 min

    The Bare Minimum, Katie Price & A Family Feud

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACYhttps://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow we've managed to cram even more chaos into one conversation than usual. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're catching you up on what we've been up to before discussing the hilarious (and slightly unhinged) things proud mums do, the latest Katie Price and Peter Andre headlines, this year's Love Island, and the Rupert Lowe controversy. We also play an unexpectedly difficult game of "guess who died", confess just how overdue our dentist appointments really are, and debate whether there's an age where you'd actually choose to stop ageing if you could. Elsewhere, Lorri explains why she somehow ended up in a Norway football strip, we chat about Netflixs maternal instinct , and we get into a surprisingly thought-provoking conversation about the death penalty and the latest Conor McGregor headlines. Of course, things wouldn't be Relatively Blonde without taking a complete left turn. We share the times you've accepted the absolute bare minimum in relationships, introduce you to the internet's infamous papaya eating contest (search it at your own risk 👀), discuss the news surrounding Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting married, and react to a family fallout that all started over a scratchcard. Plus, we wrap things up with one of your listener dilemmas: what would you do if you were happily married... but couldn't stop thinking about an old crush? Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • July 9 · 56 min

    Work wives, Road Rage & Rotten Hygiene 🤢

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week kicks off with what can only be described as a riveting conversation about… bins. Don’t ask us how we got there, because we honestly couldn’t tell you. From there, we tackle one of life’s biggest unanswered questions - what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? Naturally, we end up creating a brand-new conspiracy theory along the way. We also dive into our biggest turn-offs, from poor hygiene to the little things people do that instantly give us the ick. Jade shares a road rage encounter that left her completely stunned, and we discuss why some people are just far too comfortable shouting at strangers. We’ve also been watching some brilliant TV lately, so we’re sharing our latest recommendations, before chatting about the new GLP-1 weight loss pill that’s on the horizon and what we think it could mean. As always, we get into your dilemmas, including one listener wondering how to handle their partner’s work wife, alongside plenty more friendship drama, messy situations, and advice that should probably come with a disclaimer. Same cousins, same chaos… just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • July 2 · 56 min

    Turn ons, Toxic Workplaces & Trips To The Spa

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back behind the microphones with plenty to catch you up on. 💁🏼‍♀️✨ This week, we're talking all things spa days as we settle the age-old debate: facials or massages... which one is actually worth the money? We also spill all the tea from our night at the Scottish Podcast Awards, where we were absolutely over the moon to receive Highly Commended in our category (still not over it 🥹). From there, things take their usual chaotic turn as we debate Spotify vs Apple Music, Lorri spirals over her gummy smile injection disaster, and we chat about toxic workplaces, surviving nightmare jobs, and the lessons they taught us. We also discuss Summer Sessions in Glasgow, share our biggest tips for anyone thinking about starting out on social media, and reveal our biggest non-physical turn-ons and turn-offs. Plus, we finally get to the bottom of why Craig apparently hates us, before wrapping things up with your never ending dilemmas - questionable situations, messy relationships, and advice that's probably worth taking... most of the time. Same cousins, same chaos... just another week of oversharing. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram: @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok: @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube: @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify & Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok: @jade.cecilia & @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram: @jadececilia & @itslorriboyle JOIN **BLONDES UNCUT** on Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes, extra chaos, and behind-the-scenes content.

  • June 25 · 1 hr 1 min

    World Cup, 'Would You Rather' & Embarrassing Sex Stories!

    CHECK OUT OUR SPONSOR, CLOUD PHARMACY https://cloudpharmacy.co/online-health This week, the blondes are back with absolutely no plan, plenty of opinions, and several conversations that probably should've stayed in the group chat 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ We kick things off with Craig Ferguson, who successfully completed his walk across America and raised £1 million for SAMH - iconic, emotional, and honestly making the rest of us feel incredibly lazy. From there, we get into the World Cup, American football chants, and the fascinating cultural differences that somehow leave us more confused than informed. Somewhere in between, we answer your questions and tackle your "would you rather" scenarios, which quickly reveal far more about us than we would've liked. Naturally, things take a slightly deeper turn as Jade shares her thoughts on comparison being the thief of joy, before immediately balancing things out by telling us about a near-death experience involving a golf club. We also discuss one listener's discovery that their best friend is secretly trolling people on social media, and honestly? The evidence is compelling. And because no episode is complete without a healthy dose of second-hand embarrassment, we read your most awkward sex stories — the unfortunate moments, the unexpected disasters, and the tales that should probably remain confidential forever. Of course, we also get into your listener dilemmas - messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice delivered with the confidence of people who absolutely don't have the answers. Expect unnecessary tangents, strong opinions, accidental life lessons, and at least one point where we completely forget what we were originally talking about. Same blondes, same chaos - just slightly more concerned for our own wellbeing this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink 💋

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