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Relatively Blonde · April 16 · 1 hr 1 min

Coachella, Fake Pregnancies & LOTS of dilemmas!

VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE - https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️ This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing. From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading. We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate. Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real. And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse. Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared. Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week. 🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com) Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content: [https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋

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VOTE FOR US FOR THE FEMALE FOUNDERS AWARDS HERE -

https://www.femalefounderawards.co.uk/scotland



Another week, another episode, and somehow the blondes are back again, still powered by caffeine, intrusive thoughts, and a level of confidence that really should come with supervision 🎙️💁🏼‍♀️


This week’s episode starts off exactly where you’d expect (nowhere sensible) as we get into fake pregnancies - the lies, the chaos, and the very real question of why this is even a thing.


From there, we chat all things Coachella - the outfits, the vibes, and the absolute madness that comes with it - before naturally spiralling into breeding kinks… because apparently that’s where the conversation was always heading.


We also get into Kanye West and Wireless Festival (yes, we have thoughts), and take a deep dive into Sabrina Carpenter’s music videos and the theory that they’re all somehow linked -conspiracy or coincidence? We investigate.


Somewhere in between the chaos, we ask the important question: what actually *is* Elmlea? Because no one seems to know, and we’re not convinced the answers are real.


And of course, it wouldn’t be an episode without your listener dilemmas — messy situations, questionable decisions, and advice that may or may not make things infinitely worse.


Expect strong opinions, unfiltered takes, a few moments of accidental insight, and at least one point where we realise we’ve absolutely overshared.


Same blondes, same chaos, just slightly more concerning this week.


🎙️ Follow for weekly episodes and send your dilemmas to [hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com](mailto:hello@relativelyblondepodcast.com)


Instagram @RelativelyBlondePod

TikTok @RelativelyBlondePodcast

YouTube @RelativelyBlondePod for full visual episodes

Spotify and Apple Podcasts for audio episodes


Follow us on TikTok @jade.cecilia @hi_its_lorri

Follow us on Instagram @jadececilia @itslorriboyle


JOIN BLONDES UNCUT for exclusive content:

[https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink](https://patreon.com/RelativelyBlondePod?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink) 💋