Relatively Blonde

Jade Cecilia and Lorri Boyle

Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde, where they dish out unfiltered, hilarious, and heartfelt takes on life, love, family, and everything in between. From navigating relationships and careers to sharing their most outrageous family stories, these two are ready to keep it real—and always a little blonde. Whether you’re looking for laughs, relatable moments, or a fresh perspective on everyday chaos, Jade and Lorri bring their candid, no-holds-barred conversations straight to your ears. Get ready for honest talk, a lot of laughs, and maybe a few wild tangents along the way!

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Sep 11, 2025 · 1 hr
Jade going bald, getting over an EX & Glasgow Scran
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade & Lorri are diving into it all — from Jade’s bald era (yes, really 👩🏼‍🦲), to the highs and lows of getting over an ex, and of course the only thing that heals all wounds… Glasgow scran. Expect laughter, oversharing, and a few food recommendations you’ll want to try straight after listening. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Aug 28, 2025 · 50 min
Weddings, Navigating your 20s & POOR PAUL POTTS
Cousins Jade and Lorri are back on Relatively Blonde with another round of unfiltered chat. This week we’re spilling on all things weddings (the good, the bad, and the bridezilla moments), taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden days of X Factor and poor Paul Potts, and sharing the highs and lows of trying to figure out life in your 20s. Expect a mix of laughs, honesty, and those “same, bestie” moments that make you feel a little less alone. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Aug 21, 2025 · 1 hr 2 min
Taylor Swift, Fainting in Nandos & Jade got a house!
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri serve up pure chaos with a side of peri-peri. From the mystery of an onion boil to someone fainting mid-Nando’s, no story is too ridiculous. They chat Taylor Swift, the trials of dealing with unhinged men, and the excitement (and stress) of buying a house — all while celebrating a huge milestone of hitting 15k followers. As always, it’s unfiltered, unpredictable and undeniably blonde. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Aug 14, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
Lies, Jobs & Sunbed Shop Shockers!
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive head-first into the chaos. From someone lying to their fiancé (yep, the drama is real), to moral dilemmas we can’t quite untangle, to our thoughts on Princess Andre making headlines – nothing is off limits. We’re swapping stories about the weirdest jobs we’ve had, and, in true Relatively Blonde fashion, things take a turn… let’s just say it involves a sunbed shop, a very unfortunate accident, and a lot of bleach. Expect laughs, oversharing, and a healthy dose of “did they really just say that?” energy. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Aug 7, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min
Toxic rings, Q&A & Soft Girl Things
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde — the podcast where real-life cousins Jade and Lorri overshare so you don’t have to. In Episode 5, we’re answering your juicy listener questions, spilling on toxic friendships, unpacking what it really means to be in our soft girl era, and yes… we’re talking cursed engagement rings. It’s unfiltered, a little chaotic, and very us. Grab a drink and get comfy — let’s get into it. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Aug 1, 2025 · 53 min
“I FOUND A VOICE MEMO OF HIM PRACTICING OUR BREAK UP?” & A WHOLE LOT OF NOSTALGIA
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Lorri and Jade take a nostalgic trip down memory lane — from password journals to dodgy MSN statuses — in a themed episode packed with throwbacks, childhood memories, and “remember when?” moments. But it’s not all rose-tinted… They also dive into a jaw-dropping listener dilemma: a girl finds voice memos on her boyfriend’s phone — and it turns out he’s been practising how to break up with her. Is that calculated or considerate? Lorri and Jade have opinions. Tune in for laughs, hot takes, and that warm, chaotic cousin energy you’ve missed. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Jul 25, 2025 · 48 min
“I FOUND HIS EX’S ASHES IN HIS CAR BOOT”
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive into one of their wildest episodes yet. From the dilemma of a boyfriend who’s driving around with his ex’s ashes in the boot, to a chaotic story about getting hacked, nothing is off-limits. They also unpack the madness behind the show My Strange Addiction, and Jade shares what happened when she got a psychic reading on TikTok Live while going through a breakup. It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of the kind of stories that make you laugh, cringe, and question everything. Just how we like it. Vote for Lash Lab Glasgow for “Scotlands Favourite” & help Jade secure the win! - https://scottishbeautyawards.co.uk/cast-your-vote/ Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Jul 18, 2025 · 1 hr
ChatGPT, TikTok Bans & Spa Scandals
The blondes are back! In episode 2 of season 3, cousins Jade and Lorri return with their signature mix of laughs, opinions, and relatable chats. This week, they dive into the world of AI and ‘prompt theory’, unpack the unexpected drama of head spas (yes, really), and much more. Pull up a seat — it’s the catch-up you didn’t know you needed! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Jul 10, 2025 · 51 min
We’re back for S3 : Chris Brown, Selling Bath Water & Lads Holiday Cheating?
The cousins are back! After a break, Lorri and Jade return for season three of Relatively Blonde and they’ve got plenty to catch up on. Expect their signature candid conversations, witty banter, and unapologetic takes on all the hot topics and headlines they missed while they were away. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the opinions, or just to feel like you’re catching up with your own family, Relatively Blonde is your go-to listen this season. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
May 22, 2025 · 1 hr 16 min
A creepy father in law, clitty litter & man bags
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, your favorite blonde cousins, Jade & Lorri, this final episode of Season 2 is nothing short of wild. We’re talking clitty litter (yes, you read that right), unpacking the mystery of man bags, and diving into a jaw-dropping creepy father-in-law dilemma that’ll have you screaming “Nope!” at your headphones. Expect laughs, overshares, and the kind of brutally honest convo that only two related blondes could deliver. Buckle up—this one’s a ride. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
May 15, 2025 · 1 hr 15 min
Molly Mae, Bridal Party Drama & Scottish Magpies
Cousins Jade and Lorri are serving blonde energy and big opinions in this week’s episode of Relatively Blonde. They’re breaking down Molly Mae’s new documentary (spoiler: emotions were felt), calling out Sabrina Carpenter’s Met Gala hair for not quite hitting the mark, and sharing a chaotic Scottish magpie story that has no business being that funny. Plus, things get real when a bridal party dilemma sends them into full debate mode. It’s unfiltered, it’s unhinged, and it’s totally blonde Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
May 1, 2025 · 1 hr 9 min
Cringe Influencing, Scottish karaoke & Lorri opens up about autism
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri dive headfirst into the world of cringe influencing dilemmas. They also share a hilarious story involving Scottish karaoke and a very unexpected song choice. Things take a heartfelt turn when Lorri opens up about her experience with autism, breaking down misconceptions and sharing her personal journey with warmth and honesty. It’s chaotic, candid, and totally Relatively Blonde. Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Apr 24, 2025 · 54 min
Baby Jobie, Katy Perry going to space & Jade was robbed
Welcome back to Relatively Blonde, where cousins Jade and Lorri turn everyday chaos into comedy. In this episode, Jade shares the wild story of her car getting broken into—because apparently, not even her glove box is safe from 2025. Then things take an unexpected turn (as they always do) when the girls dive into the news that Katy Perry might be going to space. Is it a PR stunt? And finally, we meet a baby named Jobie—and let’s just say, it sparks a very Relatively Blonde discussion on baby names, nicknames, and how people come up with this stuff. It’s unfiltered, a little unhinged, and full of cousin energy. Grab a coffee, pop in your earbuds, and come join us! Follow our socials! Email your dilemmas to relativelyblondepod@gmail.com for a chance to be featured! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Apr 18, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
“I’M FALLING FOR MY FRIENDS FIRST LOVE” + Mickey Rourke CBB & Razor Trauma
This week on Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri are back with their signature mix of real talk, pop culture, and hilarious chaos. They’re breaking down the latest season of Celebrity Big Brother—from wild house drama to unexpected alliances. Jade dishes on the infuriating moment someone dinged her car door (and yes, we’re mad too), while Lorri gets a little deep sharing the moment she knew her husband was The One. Plus, if you’ve ever suffered from the dreaded shaving rash, you’ll want to take notes—these girls have tried it all, including some seriously extreme methods. Grab a drink, press play, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and maybe even tear up a little—it’s all just part of being Relatively Blonde Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Apr 11, 2025 · 1 hr 6 min
The poo bandit, foot fetishes & is porn cheating?
This week on Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri are back with a chaotic cocktail of convos you didn’t know you needed. Lorri’s son has invented a terrifying new game involving… hidden poo (yes, really), and things only get weirder from there. We wade into the world of foot stuff, ask the age-old question: is watching porn cheating?, and unpack two juicy listener dilemmas that left us both SHOOK. Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Mar 28, 2025 · 59 min
“MY STEPMOTHER IS HARD ON ME” - Jade on BGT & Becki Jones leaving TikTok?!
Relatively Blonde is the go-to podcast for laughs, real talk, and a little bit of chaos with cousins Jade and Lorri. In this episode, they dive into a tricky stepmother dilemma, reminisce about Jade’s Britain’s Got Talent days, and chat about Becki Jones’ unexpected TikTok departure. Plus, plenty more gossip, stories, and unfiltered opinions along the way. Grab a drink and get ready—because nothing’s off-limits! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Mar 21, 2025 · 43 min
Abortions, Mummy Pig Up the Duff and Keanu Reeves
Join cousins Jade and Lorri on Relatively Blonde—the podcast where wit meets chaos and no topic is off-limits. In this episode, they dive into the unexpected world of Peppa Pig (is she secretly running a monopoly?), tackle the heated abortion debate with their signature mix of thoughtfulness and humor, and swap hilarious personal stories that will have you crying (from laughter, of course). Buckle up—this one’s a wild ride! Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Mar 14, 2025 · 1 hr 5 min
Mounjaro & Aesthetic Drama Ft Nurse Leah
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, cousins Jade and Lorri sit down with the fabulous Nurse Leah, a seasoned expert in aesthetics, who gives them the lowdown on everything from Mounjaro to the latest in facial enhancements. Nurse Leah spills all the tea on the aesthetic industry, sharing her insights on trends, treatments, and the drama that comes with it all. Plus, she reveals what she would do if she had the chance to work her magic on Jade and Lorri’s faces! Get ready for a fun, informative, and slightly dramatic conversation you won’t want to miss. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Feb 28, 2025 · 54 min
Belly buttons, unsolicited cookies and tanning with gravy?
In this episode of Relatively Blonde, Jade and Lorri break down why their last recording was, frankly, a snooze-fest—despite having the funniest day ever (minus the exact hour they hit record). They also dive into Claudia Winkleman’s elite tanning hacks, the absolute betrayal of unwanted cookies, and a completely unnecessary discussion about belly buttons. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and this time… it’s actually entertaining. Follow our socials! Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod Tiktok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for Full Visual Epsiode Spotify or Apple Podcasts for Audio!
Feb 21, 2025 · 59 min
Asteroids, Haters and Tomato Sauce Bottles
Jade and Lorri are back with what might be our most boring episode yet—or so we thought. From deep-diving into the mysteries of asteroids (should we be worried?) to uncovering the unexpected brilliance of the Tomato Sauce Bottle Theory (trust us, it’s a thing), we somehow manage to make the mundane weirdly entertaining. Plus, we take a moment to chat about haters—because what’s life without a little unsolicited critique? Buckle up for another chaotic yet relatively blonde conversation. You might just learn something… or at least get a laugh out of it. Follow our socials 🩷 TikTok - @RelativelyBlondePodcast Instagram - @RelativelyBlondePod YouTube - @RelativelyBlondePod for full visuals 👀 For audio listen on Spotify or Apple Podcasts💋