Lu & Jarch

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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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August 3 · 39 min
Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3
The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 31 · 31 min
My dad thinks I’m a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 31
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear the questions your kids have asked you – after a little boy on school camp asked his dad if he needed surgery because he couldn’t poo for a few days. We perform our fastest, most energetic bingle to date, and we have a laugh about the times we’ve been roasted by our families. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 30 · 39 min
I love you, no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 30
It’s National Friendship Day today and Jarch proved his friendship to Lu by pulling a giant hair out of her chin. Lu did something at the park that people are calling controversial, and we want to know if you’ve got one-sided beef with someone. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 29 · 39 min
You know your ass wiping, kid | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 29
Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the things people used as toilet paper before it was invented. Listeners share their biggest undie achievements, and Jarch reads out a hilarious review one of his friends left. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 28 · 42 min
The judge of farts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 28
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 27 · 40 min
A breast milk connoisseur | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 27
Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 24 · 39 min
20 stings in the schlong | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 24
Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting night with little Hank last night, find out what he did that left him speechless. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 23 · 41 min
A rebel and a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 23
Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you get in trouble as an adult? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 22 · 39 min
My brain is pooped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 22
There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus we put lovers to the test in a new segment called Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 21 · 38 min
Not a happy chappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 21
Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch about an 82 year old granny who has gone to extreme lengths for a drink of alcohol. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 20 · 42 min
Hot cup of cockfee | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 20
Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a colleague? Plus, renovations gone wrong, and bad bosses! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 17 · 37 min
The princess and the pig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 17
Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4 year old on an aeroplane. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 16 · 37 min
Shut up Steve | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 16
Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a bit too much). And if you’re in the market for a new job, Lu’s found a list of the best jobs in the world right now. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
July 15 · 36 min
Hiding from the hanky panky | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 15
Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads, and something controversial has happened to Lu in the staff carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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