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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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  • Wednesday · 40 min

    We keep out peenies clean | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 2

    Jarch takes on his THIRD Dare to Daddy Challenge today, and let’s just say he’s not feeling well after it. Plus, new research has revealed 1 in 5 men wear the same undies for 7 days in a row, so we want to know – what’s the grossest thing your partner does? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • September 1 · 38 min

    Too cute to be true | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 1

    Today on the show Jarch takes on the worst challenge of his life (he’s literally STILL reeling from it now). And Lu has been caught stealing something from a colleague at work… of course we managed to get audio of the confrontational moment. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 31 · 38 min

    The best day ever | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 31

    Today on the show we kick off the Dare to Daddy pranks, where Jarch takes on challenges from listeners to win them money. We’ve started strong, let’s just say Daddy was squealing. And Lu and Jarch are going head to head in an application for a job with…. SNOOP DOGG! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 28 · 30 min

    Little maggot boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 28

    Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 27 · 41 min

    Little soft hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 27

    New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 26 · 40 min

    A man and a child have soiled themselves | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 26

    Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 25 · 42 min

    An awkward bunny | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 25

    Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 24 · 39 min

    We’re all stuff ups | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 24

    Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 21 · 37 min

    A sausage date | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 21

    Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 20 · 37 min

    Have you eaten beaver? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 20

    Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 19 · 39 min

    A 20 second naked hug | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 19

    Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 18 · 41 min

    The subtle touch of a mans breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 18

    A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins or strangers. And Judge Jarchy decides if it’s rude to invite your entire work team (minus the new girl) to your birthday party. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 17 · 42 min

    Demonic doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 17

    Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new neighbourhood group chat which can only end badly. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 14 · 37 min

    What a stupid question | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 14

    Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous names of Canadian lakes, spoilers, Pussy Lake is real!! And funny things you did as a kid that scared your parents. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 13 · 38 min

    Reflexes of a sloth | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 13

    Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia by answering some anonymously submitted questions about puberty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 11 · 46 min

    I respect a man in a wig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 11

    It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many people think about someone else during sexy time? Who doesn’t wash their hands after the toilet? And how many people are snooping through their partner’s phone? We’ve spent the last 7 days collecting the data — and some of the results may surprise you. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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