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Lu and Jarch – Best mates and certified chaos merchants! Start your drive home with Lu and Jarch 2-4pm weekdays on Triple M

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  • Yesterday · 30 min

    Little maggot boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 28

    Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a man who thought he was deaf for 5 years, only to realise he’d forgotten to take his earplug out of his ear. And the show writes and performs it’s very first dance-style bingle. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Thursday · 41 min

    Little soft hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 27

    New research shows it takes 50 hours to form a friendship, so today on the show Lu and Jarch turn strangers into friends in 50 seconds instead. Jarch is bleeding in the studio, and a man has fallen in love with his fridge so we hear stories about other non-human objects people are in love with. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Wednesday · 40 min

    A man and a child have soiled themselves | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 26

    Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories from wedding crashers – after a shirtless man crashed a wedding from his hotel balcony. The people of Scotland have found a way to infiltrate the filming of the new Batman Part II movie. And we put another couple to the loyalty test in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Tuesday · 42 min

    An awkward bunny | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 25

    Lu and Jarch had a photoshoot before the show today, and unfortunately Jarch struggled to understand some of the directions from the photographer. Also on the show today, Judge Jarchy wants to know – is it okay to throw your mate under the bus to save yourself at work? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • Monday · 39 min

    We’re all stuff ups | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 24

    Today on the show, Lu admitted she’s been trying to throw out her partners ugly mug all weekend but he keeps finding it in the bin – so we want to know – what’s the one hideous thing you hate about your partner? And Jarch has been called out for re-gifting…but he claims it’s all a lie! SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 21 · 37 min

    A sausage date | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 21

    Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are helping wingman some of the single people of Australia. Jarch took Lu’s boyfriend on a date before the show today, and it wouldn’t be Friday without a bingle performance. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 20 · 37 min

    Have you eaten beaver? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 20

    Today on the show, like every parent, Jarch has fallen into the trap of thinking his child is a genius. And have you ever wondered if your partner would have your back when you’re not around? Lu and Jarch put another lover to the test today in Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 19 · 40 min

    A 20 second naked hug | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 19

    Today on the show Lu confronts Jarch because the naughty little boy has been accidentally buying things on the company card. Plus, we’ve found a few rules to follow if you want to keep your relationship spicy. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 18 · 41 min

    The subtle touch of a mans breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 18

    A school in Scotland has NINE sets of twins starting primary school today, so Lu and Jarch chat to pairs of people and try to work out if they’re twins or strangers. And Judge Jarchy decides if it’s rude to invite your entire work team (minus the new girl) to your birthday party. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 17 · 42 min

    Demonic doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 17

    Today on the show, Jarch is forced to awkwardly call someone on air and apologise for something he did last week. And Lu has been added to her new neighbourhood group chat which can only end badly. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 14 · 37 min

    What a stupid question | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 14

    Today on the show, Jarch talks about how he’s upset one of his colleagues and needs a way to make it up to her. We’ve discovered the ridiculous names of Canadian lakes, spoilers, Pussy Lake is real!! And funny things you did as a kid that scared your parents. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 13 · 38 min

    Reflexes of a sloth | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 13

    Mummy is back for Thrust Thursday!!! Fittingly, we’re talking about songs you listen to in the bedroom. Plus Lu and Jarch help out the kids of Australia by answering some anonymously submitted questions about puberty. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 11 · 46 min

    I respect a man in a wig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 11

    It’s Census day in Australia… but instead of the boring ABS questions we’ve found the answers Australia actually want to know. How many people think about someone else during sexy time? Who doesn’t wash their hands after the toilet? And how many people are snooping through their partner’s phone? We’ve spent the last 7 days collecting the data — and some of the results may surprise you. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 7 · 37 min

    We're in the dog house | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 7

    Today on the show Lu and Jarch put their friendship to the test with "7 Questions You Should Ask Your Best Friend". And Jarch has done something that's left his wife a little unhappy. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 6 · 40 min

    Just keep sucking | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 6

    Today on the show Jarch performs a song he wrote for his son that always stops him sooking. We put his lullaby writing to the test and challenge him to create the first ever “baby bingle” for Monique and her 9 week old son Hugo. We also want to know – what happened to you while you were dressed in a costume? SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 5 · 37 min

    Grubby guts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 5

    A South Australian bookstore has had to ban 2 teenagers who kept humping on their couch, so today on the show Lu and Jarch call some other bookstores pretending to be the horny couple. And Jarch tried to scare Lu in the carpark…but it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 4 · 43 min

    It hurts so much to vomit | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 4

    Today on the show Judge Jarchy settles a case about working from home. A man has been caught crawling out of a spa to avoid paying the bill – so we want to know how far you went for a freebie. And poor mummy has suffered yet another injury. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

  • August 3 · 39 min

    Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3

    The people of Australia are being bombarded with the 2026 Census, so today on the show Lu and Jarch launch their own sillier census to find out if people wipe their bum while sitting down or standing up. And we play Undercover Lover – find out if Laurens boyfriend Lachlan will lie for her. SEEYA TOMORROW! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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